* Posts by Hans 1

3797 publicly visible posts • joined 11 Aug 2009

Brighton perv cops community service for 'hacking' women's Facebook accounts

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Megaphone

Proles, when you upload pics to facebook, remember you grant facebook a “royalty-free worldwide license” by doing that, they can then do with the pics as they please. You cannot then go and cry if they use your photo - not sure if they actually have done so ...

https://www.howtogeek.com/304037/does-facebook-own-my-photos/

AMD really, really wants you to know its chips are doing OK without any help from Intel and its supply issues

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Upvoted.

The point you are not getting, though, is speed of each individual PCIe lane, as it augments, you theoretically need fewer of them to push the same anount of data down the pipe. Now, you correctly opined that this is good for multi-GPU, I think it is good as well as you use more and more PCIe lanes for other stuff, I have NVMe SSD's, 10G nic, and a high end GPU, all good, but merely 24 PCIe lanes available.

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Coat

"we see the portfolio getting stronger."

No shit, you are 3 or 4 years ahead of Intel, on any metric, you could probably boost forward an additional 5 years if you prioritized PCIe 5.

PCIe 5 GPU and platform would probably also hurt nVidia, two in one blow.

Come on, Su, yes, you can!

Take DOS, stir in some Netware, add a bit of Windows and... it's ALIIIIVE!

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Paris Hilton

1994, MS Central ...

MS1: "These NetWare guyz, how can we get rid of them ?"

MS2: "Act I, get them to run as an application on our server, that way we get the licenses for the server. We offer unlimited # of users to connect to NT workstation print servers to make up for the price diff."

MS1: "Nobody would be that daft, who would trust Windows to be as stable as NetWare. Also, what is the point of NT Worstation with unlimited connections, we could monetize that."

MS2: :"That is the point, along the way, Act II, via updates, we kill some printer driver, but only if NetWare services is running. Then they switch to us. As for NT Workstation, we first need to kill NetWare, then we can milk people ten times more ... as we'll have no competition"

MS1: "Son of a batch job! We'll never get away with this!"

MS2: "Worse, Act III, we will have them connect to our servers for licenses, to make sure they all pay through their noses."

MS1: "Naah, dreamer"

MS2: "Then, we hook the license to hardware, when a part changes, they'll need a new license from us."

MS1: "..."

They still are getting away with this!

Well, well, well. Internet-of-Things speaker biz Sonos to continue some software support for legacy kit after all

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Facepalm

Re: Drop support, make it open source

With the code base in the open, bad actors can scour it for vulnerabilities to the latest cracks. These bad actors will not be publishing the results of their work, the will be weaponizing it.

Quick, tell Linus, Linux will be doomed before the end of 1992!

The 90's called, they want their MS FUD back ...

German taxpayers faced with €800k Windows 7 support bill due to Deutschland dithering

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WTF?

Once and for all: Transition to Linux is possible

Ok, there are a number of cities and public bodies who have switched large parts of their IT to open source; in France, there are MANY examples of successful migrations from Windows to Linux.

The Gendarmerie (French police force), Finance Ministry, Education Nationale have all moved tens of thousands of seats to Linux.

The Gendarmerie claims it saves €40 million every single year by moving as much as possible to open source solutions.

It is NOT a problem of missing apps, more the contrary, there are too many to choose from.

The Gendarmerie claim their successful transition followed this simple approach:

1. Mandate platform-independent software, favor open source licenses

2. Switch all applications used to platform-independent solutions

3. Phase out proprietary OS where possible

Main advantages (according to Gendarmerie)

1. Saves a lot of money (license fees, IT staff, older hardware retained longer)

2. Drastically lowered number of support calls

3. Full control over the OS, GendBuntu, and the application deployment, patching, release

PS: I am NOT making any of this up, the Gendarmerie has given many presentations on the subject.There is an Impress slideshow somehwere on the matter

Xerox to nominate up to 11 directors to HP's board in hostile takeover push – report

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Pint

If yours won't support a merger, we'll install some who will

Bloody hell, I had a mouth full of ale while reading that and almost had to use the keyboard icon thank ... luckily special ale, Duvel Single, no, not that special, but 'ard to find 'round 'ere, managed to keep it in ....

Microsoft boffin inadvertently highlights .NET image woes by running C# on Windows 3.11

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Holmes

He pointed the finger at the lack of compelling cross-platform GUI technology, Microsoft's enterprise focus, and the fact that Visual Studio is a paid-for product.

No, it is crap, and only former Microsoft BASIC and VisualBasic developers are daft enough to fail to realize this ... how many of you have never touched VB ? There, you have it!

Boeing aircraft sales slump to historic lows after 737 Max annus horribilis

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Coat

Re: Flying

You forgot folk who drink Darjeeling or Assam tea and not whatever was scraped up from the floor and put in PG Tips tea bags.

Yo, sysadmins! Thought Patch Tuesday was big? Oracle says 'hold my Java' with huge 334 security flaw fix bundle

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Headmaster

Re: Eh?

Icon for trying to set the title straight.

#TFTFY

A fine host for a Raspberry Pi: The Register rakes a talon over the NexDock 2

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Holmes

Upgradability

A quick glance at the various tat-bazaars will throw up any number of ultrabooks both more powerful and lighter than the NexDock 2, such as a Dell XPS.

Yeah, sure, but are they upgradable ? This thing will take next years Pi, the one after that and so on ...

Guilty as charged: Apple confesses some Smart Battery Cases are having 'issues', offers replacements

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Joke

I have not seen a Genius in an Apple Store for the best part of decade.

Step away from that Windows 7 machine, order UK cyber-cops: It's not safe for managing your cash digitally

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Boffin

Pay $139 for Windows 10 Home or $199 for Windows 10 Pro and install it.

WTF? Go to only stores and buy a license there, license can be had for $10 ... provided you live in a civilized country.

It's a no to ZFS in the Linux kernel from me, says Torvalds, points finger of blame at Oracle licensing

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Re: Hypocritical

"Karen left that behind long ago and is a respectable lady now"

Wow, ok, so a prostitute is not a respectable lady ? I care to disagree, shit, it is even legal in some parts of the world. In Amsterdam you can legally smoke a joint while having intercourse with a prostitute, provided you are a resident in the country and she allows you to smoke in her company.

Someone needs to go back to school: Texas district fleeced for $2.3m after staff fall for devious phishing email

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Re: So what happens to the money?

Moneygram, Western Union and the like are for sending money to your family "back home", nothing else. Plenty of people do that, it's not fraudulent.

Yeah, I heard that "excuse", but since you have no control over who is getting the money it is bullshit, fraudulent bullshit.

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Re: So what happens to the money?

When you use Western Union or Moneygram in Europe you know it is fraudulent, I do not understand how those businesses can operate here ... I doubt there are any legitimate transations going through them, then again, I have never used the service. But yeah, I assume this is how money is wired in the US.

Personal banking wire transfers can be revoked in France pretty easily, provided they did not go abroad. Most banks have systems in place to prevent you from setting up a dodgy beneficiary in a foreign country, especially when it is outside EU. So, yeah money transfers are pretty safe, here, however, they take forever to be honoured, like three business days if it is inter-bank... in the UK I know you can send money same day even abroad, I do not know if you can undo it, though.

In France you can almost buy a second hand car eyes closed, if the car has a problem at the time of sale and the seller did not tell you, the sale is cancelled and you get your money back.

What was Boeing through their heads? Emails show staff wouldn't put their families on a 737 Max over safety fears

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Re: Inconsistent with Boeing values

An aircraft manufacturer that does not care "enough" for pilot safety is quickly out of business ... regardless of what type of aircraft (civil, military) it builds.

Besides, you do not have the same engineers working on military and civil aircraft ...and certainly do not have the same managers.

As for here, Boeing engineers were expected to do the impossible and they tried the best they could, given the funding, the deadlines, they were not helped by management outsourcing vital components to cheapest inexperienced bidder.

At least Boeing has now learned a lesson, I hope they have, you rarely get a third chance, and now it has happened once, any new issues will amplify the feelings ... your McDonnell Douglas colleagues can confirm.

DISCLAIMER: I am biased, Airbus fanboy!, but lack of passenger safety affects all manufacturers.

Thought 5G marketing was bad? Cable industry sticks with ridiculous 10G branding as another year rolls around

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Coat

I have 10G EPON fiber, in theory ...

Senior health tech pros warn NHS England: Be transparent with mass database trawl or face public backlash

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Holmes

NHS, all your data belong to US

NHS is on its last legs anyway since buffoon was elected. All our data belong to USA

LibreOffice 6.4 nearly done as open-source office software project prepares for 10th anniversary

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Re: "Has LibreOffice succeeded?"

My time has a cost, and it is way higher than my lifelong Excel subscription.

#TFTFY

BlackBerry tells UK High Court that security outfit SentinelOne is its direct rival

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Re: Not sure anyone should care

some for the charger port, there MUST be something wrong.

Good luck!

Hold my Bose, we can do premium: Sennheiser chucks pricey wireless cans at travellers

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Happy

Re: Wired or wireless?

Actully is wireless and wired, comes with a 3.5mm jack.

https://assets.sennheiser.com/global-downloads/file/12612/PXC550-II_QuickGuide_0919.pdf

Bit late for crimble, though :-(

IT isn't supposed to stand for Insider Trading... Palo Alto Networks sysadmin and pals accused of $7m shares caper

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Re: I always wonder how many people get away with it

You only ever read about those who failed at it. Since I doubt the systems in place can detect a pro, they only get amateurs ... and amateurs make silly mistakes.

Two can play that game: China orders ban on US computers and software

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Happy

Re: Typical Chinese

I think the cause of all the willy-waving is a deeply rooted inferiority complex POTUS has regarding China, I mean, just look at that f*ing wall in China!

While Apple fanbois rage at Catalina, iGiant quietly drops iOS and macOS security patches

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Facepalm

Re: I’m selling my Mac

Because you somehow think that Windows update hell is enjoyable ?

Co-op Bank online and mobile banking goes TITSUP*

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Happy

Re: The UK really is a marvellous country

Credit Mutuel & CIC, October 2019 <---- the banks offer mobile phone services, as in, you can get a SIM card from them for your phone, these mobile services were down, customer could no longer call or send SMS messages ... nothing to do with banking going TITSUP.

Then again, a generous ATM was found in Marseille, spewing x2 of what was requested.

https://www.francebleu.fr/infos/faits-divers-justice/marseille-un-distributeur-automatique-de-billets-donnait-le-double-de-la-somme-demandee-1575793159

Oh noes! Half the NHS runs on Windows 7! Thankfully, here's Citrix with a virty vaccine

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Joke

We asked Citrix what will become of their own users running virtualized Windows 7 instances. The company replied: "We can't share information about our customers. [We have lost all but one]."

Pull up your SoCs: Samsung smartphones to get AMD Radeon graphics

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Re: Awesome

custom water-cooling ?

Pablo Escobar's brother is Medellín in the foldable phone biz, sniffing out new markets

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Paris Hilton

There is another instructional video on using the phone sporting a pair of naked boobs with tape affixed in case you wanted to look at the device.

https://youtu.be/-jrFhd2Ia2g

It's Hipp to be square: What happened when SQLite creator met GitHub

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Coffee/keyboard

This is NOT real git documentation! Read carefully, and click the button to generate a new man page.

That's Microsoft price: Now you can enjoy a BSOD from the comfort of your driving seat

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Re: Why on earth...

That said, we have other kit with similar problems. We have "projected capacitive" touchscreen panels which only have drivers compatible with XP, so we can't upgrade those computers without also upgrading the panels, but the software running on those computers won't talk to the version of the driver which comes with the newer panels so we can't upgrade the panels without also having the software re-written.

Imagine this were GNU/Linux, worst case scenario, in 2030 you'd need to find someone to maintain the drivers for newer kernels.

Microsoft takes us to 2004 with new Windows 10 so you don't mistake it for Server 2003

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Joke

As a reminder, the next version of Windows 10 is known as "20H1". Or "2004". Or "that thing Santa left on the lounge carpet". We made that last one up, but you get the idea.

Copyright, that was my joke, Santa is the name of my Yorkshire ...

'Literally a paperweight': Bose users fume at firmware update that 'doesn't fix issues'

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Paris Hilton

Re: There’s a reason people say

Beware of software expiration

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Megaphone

Re: There’s a reason people say

Evil speakers for your neighbours, maybe ?

Apple's latest keyboard travels back in time to when they weren't crap

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Holmes

idiotMagnet as long as Memory and Storage not modular

Still an idiot magnet as long as it lacks ports, the RAM and storage are soldered.

Rapid-fire Windows 10 builds, Azure on Arm not for the eyes of mortals, and Teams at 10,000ft

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I thought it was van Doom, thanks for the heads up!

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Joke

Microsoft showed off a version of Windows Server built for Arm (again, for internal use only [as the platform has no Legs]).

#TFTFY

Oracle and Google will fight in court over Java AGAIN and this time it's going to the Supremes

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Paris Hilton

OpenJDK

AdoptOpenJDK

What a boar! Wild pigs snort and snuffle €20k worth of marching powder stashed in Tuscan forest

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Happy

Boxer

enjoying a boar a week ?

Amateur, here, Obelix will show ya:

http://jeromeestebe.blog.tdg.ch/media/00/00/1918647610.jpg

Complete with keyboard and actual, literal, 'physical' escape key: Apple emits new 16" $2.4k+ MacBook Pro

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Happy

Yeahhhh, get one just before the internal storage fails ... ;-)

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Joke

I's told by Boris' friends that we had ran out of someone else's money and that that's why we had to sell off the industry, transportation, pensions etc to the needy greedy!

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Paris Hilton

Re: Selective deafness

We are all entitled to our opinions, but, owning an Apple computer is not a rational choice, it might he a hipster thing to do....

What is the bloody point of a 2mm thinner laptop if you need to lug around 8 devices and adapters ? (a separate battery, external hard drive and half a dozen adapters)

People who buy Apple computers are either not IT literate or idiots, no ifs buts or maybes.

Replies to points raised:

“ -removable/replaceable battery” - USB C battery.

Oh, another device to lug around ?

“ upgradeable RAM” - likely to buy a new machine before you need to do that.

You cannot be serious ... the thing comes with 4GB standard like it is 2007. I always end up maxing out my RAM for a platform as prices fall, I keep my computer for many years.

“ ditto SSD” - thunderbolt external disk.

Again, another device to lug around, but it gets worse, should the device fail, you're f'd, because smarty pants AppleCrook will not allow you to install to a Mac that does not have a functional internal drive. I am not sure if you can even boot a Mac from an external drive if the internal drive is broken.

“ -useful number of ports” - usbc/thunderbolt dock. These ports are infinitely more useful, plug in the right cable you have the port, be that hdmi, power, 10Gb ethernet, sdcard, whatever you need at the time.

So, you need to lug adapters for Ethernet, graphics, USB type A devices.

ZTE Nubia Z20: It's £499. It's a great phone. Buy it. Or don't. We don't care

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Re: I am from Gdańsk and I beg for help

Because it is funny sounding, hard G followed by d sound is not really common in English, they could have used Warsaw or Krakow instead but not nearly as exotic or funny sounding.

PS: Magda is even more confused when I ask her to polish the gf's pole dancing equipment.

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Joke

Re: I am from Gdańsk and I beg for help

Careful, there ...

PS: I am a Brit, with a German-sounding given name ...

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Joke

Re: But fuck it. It's £499. You could do worse

Laptop runs Minesweeper!

Next year's Windows 10 comes bounding into the Slow Ring, which means 19H2 waits in the wings

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Obligatory XKCD for Windows 7 hold-outs around here:

https://xkcd.com/2224/

If it sounds too good to be true, it most likely is: Nobody can decrypt the Dharma ransomware

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Happy

Re: Surely decryption is possible...

Well, you'd be "somewhat" over-estimating the resources CERN have at their disposal.

I'm still not that Gary, says US email mixup bloke who hasn't even seen Dartford Crossing

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Childcatcher

I think every email sign-up should require people to confirm their email address before allowing them to proceed, and the confirmation email that is sent should have an "I didn't signup, remove my email address" option. Currently, hardly any do this.

GDPR, anyone, anyone ?

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Trollface

What are you doing reading this at work, get some work done!