* Posts by Hans 1

3797 publicly visible posts • joined 11 Aug 2009

CMD.EXE gets first makeover in 20 years in new Windows 10 build

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We'll soon be publishing a tool that will help you apply this new scheme and a selection of alternative color schemes to your Windows Console.

Feynman, do they really think CLI users need a tool to change the CMD.EXE's colours ?

Linux kernel hardeners Grsecurity sue open source's Bruce Perens

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Coat

This is a defamation lawsuit, not a copyright infringement lawsuit.

Well, this is the prelude, the copyright infringement lawsuit will follow, and since, imho, GRSecurity have no leg to stand on, they will be on the receiving end of this unwinnable copyright infringement lawsuit.

Consider them out of business already.

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Facepalm

Venerable AC, I think you have completely missed the point, here!

If Perens wins, then effectively anyone doing their own kernel hacks is in breach of GPL2 if they don't publish their hack freely.

Nope, you do not get it. Only those that sell/distribute derivative works have to, they have always had to, BTW.

From https://grsecurity.net/agree/agreement.php (Perens has a PDF: http://perens.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/grsecstablepatchaccessagreement_additionalterms.pdf):

Notwithstanding these rights and obligations, the User acknowledges that

redistribution of the provided stable patches or changelogs outside of the explicit

obligations under the GPL to User's customers will result in termination of access

to future updates of grsecurity stable patches and changelogs.

So, in clear, the GPL says I can redistribute the code to all and sundry AND explicitly prohibits the addition of limitation to the contract. GRSecurity says: if you exercise that right, you are no longer a customer. Clearly in breach of GPL, it no longer applies to GRSecurity, they have no leg to stand on, they are now selling Linux kernel patches without a GPL. Linus, and a bazillion other poeple, can sue them to hell and back ... and Perens can only win. This future code debate is mute, if I redistribute the code freely, I will be sanctioned -> clearly against the GPL.

You have to understand that their whole business model relies on Linux kernel patches, that the Linux kernel was created by a great many people, that it could not exist without a license like the GPL ... great to see them contribute, sad to see them trying to milk ... Listen, GRSecurity, the kernel is NOT YOURS, consider yourself lucky to be able to make some money on the back of it!

Oracle's systems boss bails amid deafening silence over Solaris fate

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Re: Not the repo you're looking for

there's always the illumos project.

I raise you to OpenInidiana, a humoungous amount of pacthes have come in as of late, if you like Solaris, check it out again, I tell ya!

Go fork yourself: Bitcoin has split in two – and yes, it's all forked up

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Joke

Re: "giant worldwide fraud created by bankers"

Are you a Trump supporter, by any chance ?

Certainly looks like it, also looks like a flat earther, Christian, patriot, moon-landing denier, climate septic [tank] etc as well ... that or a Mary Poppins fan!

Apple, Google pull options trading apps after Australian regulator shows scams

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100% agreed, FOREX even more so, though ... Binary options mean the silly investor loses, FOREX ruins nations, the lives of millions ...

Game of Pwns: Hackers invade HBO, 'leak Game of Thrones script'

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Re: Game of Thrones?

Never heard of it

[Looks up from terminal, reads title, thinking the same (maybe Blizzard Entertainment game, or somethin', so leaked source code, cool!), reads tarticle ... ohh, television program, looks back at terminal, thinks "where was I?" ... Ok, ...]

IOW, Thanks el reg, but no thanks ...

Linus Torvalds pens vintage 'f*cking' rant at kernel dev's 'utter BS'

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Paris Hilton

He needs to learn some social skills.

He is leaning social skills:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYWzMvlj2RQ

Dark web doesn't exist, says Tor's Dingledine. And folks use network for privacy, not crime

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Unhappy

Re: Nonsense

Watt ?

Feynman, statistics can be turned anyway you want ... BUT, the press is claiming TOR is mainly used by crims, that is what the fellow tried to address ... it clearly is not. He probably went too far in the other direction, negating, he scores a few points, though. The press need to get their act together ... which, for those old enough to remember the hacker/cracker mixup is akin to wishful thinking ... besides, "criminal TOR" sells more than "paranoiac TOR"!

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Black Helicopters

Dingledine quoted [intentionally released] top-secret Five Eyes documents that were backhandedly complimentary about the service. Tor was “the king of high security low latency internet anonymity,” GCHQ said. “There are no other contenders for the throne.”

Wanted to use the black hawk icon, for once ...

Azure security boss tells sysadmins to harden up and properly harden Windows Server

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Joke

If stuff *should* be off then why the fuck isn't that the default then Microsoft?

Because hunting down the name of a service, setting it to Manual or Automatic, and then starting it is too hard for the average Windows Cleaner and Surface Expert? Apparently, according to no other than Slurp!

Boffins grudgingly admit they may have found an exomoon

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Re: Score!

bend the universe properly.

Go ahead and show me ...

BBC’s Micro:bit turns out to be an excellent drone hijacking tool

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Happy

16Mhz ? I'd use a pi, only slightly larger, however, so much more ooompf.

The ultimate full English breakfast – have your SAY

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Happy

Ultimate English Breakfast

Reads like arguments about the best colour, the best piece of music or book ... I think it is all a matter of taste ... nice to read about all the different local variations in the comment section, looks like there is not even a clear definition for a full English breakfast ...

Reminds me of the last time I was arguing about tea time, dinner, and/or supper, you know, times at which the meals are taken, what kinds of food you eat at each ... and those three meals turned out to be very different, depending on where in England you are from, and people try to impose what they were taught on others, you know, "real" tea time is taken at 4 o'clock, with cake, muffins, or scones and, of course, a cupa ... when others claimed they would have a two course meal for tea ...

Strong and stable, my arse. UK wobbles when coping with ransomware

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Joke

> cheese-eating surrender monkeys.

Oh, come on, the British Empire was a bunch of pretty fast runners in the race to Dunkirk as well ... it is only when the Russians and USians got involved that the worm actually turned.

Kerberos bypass, login theft bug slain by Microsoft, Linux slingers

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Coat

The fact that this has been around for as long as it has been in open source, I think, is just one more case that should debunk the theory that open source programming is in some way more secure than closed source programming.

adding that some affected code may never be fixed because the vendors no longer exist.

Who has enough brainpower to understand that the second quote COMPLETELY NEGATES the first ? If it is open source, a window cleaner can patch it, provided he knows where to download the diff, apply diff, recompile. There will be Microsoft Cleaner and Surface Expert-proof howto's on the web minutes after the patch has been released.

If it is closed source and the vendor is dead, you will have to invest in another solution.

'My dream job at Oracle left me homeless!' – A techie's relocation horror tale

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Happy

Re: Olympics? Er...

Uh...does this guy read, like, any tech news?

No, he is a sales droid ... and as a sales droid, considered Oracle his dream-come-true job, Oracle, who have an open court case for screwing their successful sales droids ...

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Re: To be fair...

I have relocated to another country for work. What you do, is, YOU MAKE 100% SURE YOU CAN SECURE A PLACE TO STAY, even a one room flat, if you cannot, DON'T GO, simple!

I have lived in 4 countries, I know that shit ...managed to move to France, keeping a good job in another country ... ok, I did not get relocation allowance, but that time, I chose ... and prepared.

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Re: Oracle is not ethical company

One moment, he has a disease which needs regular treatment and HE relocates to a place where he will have to be in a hostel for a few months ... anybody in ? He is the twat in this story, if he cannot secure his treatment, then, when he get sick DUE TO NOT GETTING HIS TREATMENT, how is that Oracle's fault ?

Don't get me wrong, I hate the guts of Oracle, but this is unfair.

Now, seriously, I think it is f'd up that not everybody can get treatment in a civilized country (where you have healthcare), even without address ... but then, again, all the patriots, Christians, nationalists, conservatives , think I am a commy ...

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Boffin

Re: RE: Savings @I Like Heckling

.10% per 6 months ???????

I order you a pizza if you manage to get $10 back from them!

Madoff was 15% per YEAR

Yours has to be high risk ... could you tell me, is the business located in Israel, by any chance ? If so ... unlucky ... and don't trust branches, they might have a branch in the UK, but that is NOT where the funds go ... they go to the head office!

I am sorry, I really hope you will get your money back, but at best, this is a ponzi scheme, at worst .... get your funds out of there NOW!!!!!

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WTF?

How can sales droid @Oracle be a dream job

Does Oracle not have a court case for screwing their successful sales droids ?

Adult toy retailer slapped down for 'RES-ERECTI*N' ad over Easter

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>Only Catholic Priests are allowed to mix sex and religion.

>I'm going to hell.

Why only Catholic ? I heard of enough cases of Anglican priests having the same problems ... d*b's are everywhere, I'm sure there are cases of imams and buddhist clerics as well, evil is a human nature, you get evil humans anywhere, of every gender, every belief, every ethnic group ... does not mean ALL humans are evil, no more than it means all humans of one of the named groups are ...

Feynman, where has humanity heading ?

Yes, I have trouble respecting religions because they do so much wrong, it does hurt my feelings to shut up, but I do shut up, because I am wiser then them poor gullible walking meat balls.

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Happy

Holy dildo, what is all this about ? Oh, I see, it is all written in the believers digest, I see...

If at first you don't succeed, you're Microsoft pushing its magical white space broadband

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WTF?

>"it's over 50 per cent cheaper than the cost of current fixed wireless technology like 4G."

Then it is not cheap enough, because 4G brings in money, lots of it ... and is used not only by the locals, but also by the passerbys ... Feynman, I think Slurp have reached yet another level, how far cam they fall ?

Just in time for summer boozing: Boffins smash world record for the most perfect ice cubes

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Angel

Feynman, Why is ice slippery?

https://youtu.be/wMFPe-DwULM?t=2m16s

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Pint

Re: so Desperation

>Which is why I use the plastic freeze-them-in-the-freezer ice thingies. They don't water down the drinks.

Same here, though, I never let ice spoil the beverage when out and about ;-)

Grabs coat, checks Psion, crap, not Friday, yet ... puts coat back and returns to cubicle.

Hackers able to turbo-charge DJI drones way beyond what's legal

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Re: Is it really hacking...

Well, this is hacking of the purest kind ... reverse engineering and then modifying software so that it behaves the way you like ... they had to fool the code into spitting out debug info, dev passwords etc ...

Roland McGrath steps down as glibc maintainer after 30 years

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Meh

>What would happen if Linus or a similar person got knocked down by a bus?

Where is Mr Reiser ?

Microsoft drops Office 365 for biz. Now it's just Microsoft 365. Word

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Coat

Re: Microsoft 365?

We are almost mid-July, and I have experienced roughly 40 days of outage this year alone ... so Office 320 now becomes Microsoft 320 ...

We all saw this coming before 10 even launched ...

Google ships WannaCrypt for Android, disguised as Samba app

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WTF?

Re: Call me a conspiracy theorist, but...

Call me a conspiracy theorist

Well, that would be one way of putting it, another would be more constructive: I think you need to learn about server-client paradigm, how this app is a client and wannacry attacks servers.

Conspiracy theorists usually have no clue on the subject in question and love to make wild guesses that often sound like LSD-induced thoughts ...

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Re: Why?

You need to keep SMBv1 enabled on your server.

Actually, most home servers are in fact ADSL routers with USB/eSATA ports running Linux, so they are immune to wannacry AND acessible from this app ... I am not saying it is good practice to use SMB, though.

Last year, Redmond's Ned Pyle put it simply: Stop using SMBv1.

Last year, Redmond's Ned Pyle put it simply: Stop using SMB!

There, Ned, FTFY!

FREE wildcard HTTPS certs from Let's Encrypt for every Reg reader*

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Coat

Re: An admirable effort.

Very sucky that none of this seems to work easily on IIS. After all, 49% of websites now run it.

More like 8% as I am counting ACTIVE SITES ....

Source: https://news.netcraft.com/archives/2017/06/27/june-2017-web-server-survey.html

Grabs coat with the FreeBSD Corporate Networker's Guide in the pocket

Create a user called '0day', get bonus root privs – thanks, Systemd!

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Re: Nobody has yet suggested...

4) Fail unit, log error, continue, fail anything that requires the failed unit <-------- there, that should be the behavior, makes sense ?

Note that systemd waits 90 seconds then refuses to boot if you have an entry in fstab pointing at a drive that does not exist! Obviously, this should ONLY be the case if / (root) cannot be found <---- that has been the behavior on UNIX since .... I dunno, some time in the 70's .... and Linux since fstab was introduced....

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I stand corrected, it ignores invalid Requires= entries ... so, it is not inconsistent ... the rest still stands, though ...

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>For the same reason, a unit with User=nonexistinguser should fail instead of silently running as root.

That's exactly what happens, and what I wrote above: if the username is valid but the user doesn't exist we'll let the unit fail on start. If the username is already invalid syntax-wise we'll log about it but proceed.

Hence, if you write:

User=000fooo...@!

Then we'll ignore the assignment altogether (but log about it), since it's syntactically invalid. But if you specify:

User=waldo

and the user "waldo" does not exist (though it is syntactically valid), then we'll accept the setting, but as soon as you actually try to start the unit it will fail with "user not found". (Poettering, in the thread lnked-to in the article)

So,

user does not exist -> fail,

invalid username (according to systemd) -> use root

I think this says it all ....

The thing is, you can specify a regex for valid usernames ... I am not sure which other Linux software fails with a username starting with an integer, but it is possible to configure a system to accept them and create some ...

The other thing is, it is inconsistent, a unit will fail if it depends on an invalid service name, afaik.

Poettering knows he is wrong and he hates being wrong, if you try and explain the flaws in his logic he will pull the "this is not a philosophical debate" as he has so many times ... he ignores all software principles, such as principle of least surprise, because he and Kay are above all that, however, they keep forgetting that arrogance has to be earned ...

Intel axes 140 IoTers in California, Ireland

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Windows

Sales are up $11 and they dish it ? What is wrong ? They only released the Joule in late 2016, afaik ...

The Joule looked quite good, at first glance, except, of course, if it was cursed by the same fault that killed other Intel Atoms ...

My thoughts go to the poor sods, once again, victims of board decisions!

Brit prosecutors ask IT suppliers to fight over £3 USB cable tender

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Re: Not just restricted to governments

I once worked at a German electronics store, and one customer had an open debt of 1 Pfennig (roughly half a cent). We sent out a letter (costing 70 Pfennig) to send the demand note.

And the customer waited for the third reminder to be received before he paid that Pfennig back, right ?

Bonkers call to boycott Raspberry Pi Foundation over 'gay agenda'

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The Pi's board is literally covered with MALE headers sticking up everywhere.

Yes, and the whole is named a "motherboard". So definitely calling for transsexualism and pushing for transsexual parenting as well ... where does it stop ?

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Happy

Re: "People like this shouldn't be allowed nice things."

Jehovah[sic] cross

What a lousy pun!

Now, now, now, is there a woman in the attendance ?

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Unhappy

Re: "pushing LGBTQI"

I go both ways - QWERTY and QWERTZ, depending on the occasion.

I raise you to QWERTY, QWERTZ, AND AZERTY, all of which I must use regularly, poor me.

Students smash competitive clustering LINPACK world record

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Joke

Re: Sacasm...

It is always easy to smash, in theory, anybody can do better, the thing is, go do better, Mr. article author, love to see you perform better.

Why no Windows ? Cost is not a concern, if I understand this correctly ... why no Windows ? oh, shit, I should know this, Windows cannot scale above a core ... or was it a thread ?

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Thumb Up

Re: Dear Mr. Dan Olds

lol for the lulz!

Fancy fixing your own mobile devices? Just take the display off carefu...CRUNCH !£$%!

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Holmes

Re: "Surface [...] is intended to be serviced by professionals"

Hello ? Nobody trusts Microsoft around here, last time I checked, that is ... I have been crying out loud on here since around 2003 never to trust MS, with Windows 10, now, everybody has seen the light.

Sincerely,

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Microsoft MHP

Adobe MHP

Accenture MHP

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Re: Green lobby failure

Currently supply of Rare Earth Elements is outstripping demand. This will carry on for about another 10 years then as demand overtakes supply the cost will start to rise and there will be an incentive for mining companies to locate new sources of supply.

Go talk to fisherman at Cape Cod ... look at the mines in Africa, the guyz in the pits are treated like slaves.

Where does the ewaste go ?

http://www.greenpeace.org/international/en/news/features/e-waste-toxic-not-in-our-backyard210208/

Most of it gets sold as second hand electronics (in working condition) to Senegal, where they burn the stuff to get the metals ...

http://www.reuters.com/article/us-senegal-environment-landrights-idUSKBN13I1KV

You have to be pretty f'ed up not to realize this is bad, right ? You do not pay the real price for your devices, the third world pays the rest with their health ...

Call me commy, freetard, tree hugger ... I don't care, this is not right.

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Happy

Re: It's the way things are going

I for one boycott Apple MacBooks because they have soldered RAM/SSD, I have also informed all my acquaintances ... we need to make sure we get the message across. They will learn, eventually ...

HMS Windows XP: Britain's newest warship running Swiss Cheese OS

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Trollface

Re: Operational? or Test Software?

I can hear the teeth crunch of the many slurp shills on this site who must be calling their devs NOW, on a Saturday, asking them how I could be possibly doing it ... I'm loving it :D ... Remember, I only use PUBLISHED API's, douche bags!

Yours sincerely,

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Microsoft MHP

Adobe MHP

Accenture MHP

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Coat

Re: Operational? or Test Software?

If test s/w is running on XP I don't see what the fuss is about.

Windows 10 is Swiss Cheese

Windows 8.1 is Swiss Cheese

Windows 8 is Swiss Cheese

Windows 7 is Swiss Cheese

Windows Vista is Swiss Cheese

Windows XP is Swiss Cheese

Windows 2k is Swiss Cheese

Windows NT4 is Swiss Cheese

Windows 2016 (all versions) is Swiss Cheese

Windows 2012 R2 (all versions) is Swiss Cheese

Windows 2008 R2 is Swiss Cheese

Windows 2008 is Swiss Cheese

Windows 2003 is Swiss Cheese

Anythings after, between, and before is Swiss Cheese.

Get the picture or need some more ? I could have written Windows is Swiss Cheese, but then you would have stupidly asked "Which version, Windows 95 ?" ....

As I have already written multiple times, I can easily impersonate anybody who is currently logged on to any of those systems, enterprise-wide, with local admin rights ... which I can easily gain with a malformed PDF, Word, Font, flash file ... you name it ... any system a currently logged on user has access to, I can log on to, gain local admin rights and spread ... it is dead easy. This problem is due to the fact MS think because they have proprietary software, hidden API's, they think that user x who has local admin rights on system y has these rights limited to system y, which is not the case, again, I only use standard API's ... If I can convince a domain admin to log on to my system, to troubleshoot an issue I would have created, I own the domain ... any computer in the domain, that has a session open as a user from another domain admin (from another domain) in the forest, I can become domain admin in that domain ... and so forth, here, no exploit needed ... Now, try that on a Linux box in a domain .... won't happen ... ;-)

A zero day, or a gullible domain admin and I own your enterprise. Thing is, MS do not know how I do it, it is dead simple, scriptable, no "exploit needed for the spread" ... I use published API's ... they are dumb enough to publish them ... and have not yet figured out how I do it ... been doing it since Windows 2003 ... and it works from 2k onwards ..., never tested NT4 ... it still works in 2016, i tested it ... ;-)

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Re: Newer != Better

I have seen fewer BSOD's on NT4 and 2k combined than on XP, the first NT4 system I saw was in 1998. Had been using 2k until 2006 as secondary Windows Desktop (primary was Linux, of course).

XP would bluesheen when I looked at it weird ... I dunno, it is the PlaySchool user interface that reminded you of PlayDoh or Duplo ? Is that your thing ? I dunno ... compared 2k, any sane person would say that 2k, with the memory requirements was just better ... HELLO, you have two OS', the only difference being USB2 and a fsck'ing FisherPrice ui with 4 times the memory requirements to display a ui in Primary fsck'ing Colors, you are insane ... and you could hack the XP USB2 driver to run on 2k ...

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Happy

Re: Windows for Warships

I made a few people feel better :-) Love, dudes!