* Posts by Hans 1

3797 publicly visible posts • joined 11 Aug 2009

Hurry up and make a deal on post-Brexit data flows, would you? Think of UK business – MPs

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Coffee/keyboard

You:

I think everyone when looking at [B]rexit fails to see the simple truth that it's going to hit them as well as us

Article:

However, EU chief negotiator Michel Barnier has indicated that the UK's suggestions might not be possible, saying that a data adequacy decision "can only be taken once we are able to assess the new UK legal framework".

Michel does not seem too worked-up about the effects of a non-deal, do you not think ? He is playing time, they have plenty, we have but little left ... in the meantime, banks and businesses are moving to EU-land, all thanks to that bastard, but can we blame him ? He is defending his courtyard ...

They grow up so fast: Spam magnet Hotmail turned 22 today

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Facepalm

Re: Hotmail

Be distracted by its slick features, while in the background it gets down to the brutal business of re-identifying your online ID, tracking your every activity, and building a picture of your every internet wandering, down to the last click.

What makes you think Microsoft and Yahoo are/were not doing just that as well ? I do not trust Google, nor Yahoo, or Microsoft, ever ...

BTW, hotmail users could not count to 5! Netscape gave you 5Mb and allowed you to send 3Mb emails ...

@el reg

Windows 95 & 98 allowed you to set a password, yay!, but you could just get through the logon screen by hitting Esc <---- all your data is belong to me!

Cyber boffins drill into World Cup cyber honeypot used to cyber lure Israeli soldiers

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Holmes

What, really ?

images and videos stored on the mobile device alongside information on where they were taken.

#ClueLessAboutExif

A fine vintage: Wine has run Microsoft Solitaire on Linux for 25 years

Hans 1
Linux

Re: No mention of Crossover Office?

Or PoL

Hans 1

Exactly!

I like to keep my games in separate prefixes.

I noticed that sometimes, when you installed a another game in a prefix, it could cause a game to misbehave ...

Windows games are north of 10Gb in size these days anyway, so who cares about a few more Mb ? Clean slate.

Call your MEP! Wikipedia blacks out for European YouTube vote

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Holmes

Irony ?

Crispin Hunt, chair of composers and songwriters association BASCA, said he thought Wikipedia was misleading users and abusing its authority.

"This is a massive abuse of Wikipedia's audience and power. It's abusing every great principle it stands for in pursuit of [its] own ends. How can anyone ever believe them again?" Hunt told us today.

A member of the biggest fraudsters club in modern times calls another entity a fraud.

IBM fired me because I'm not a millennial, says axed cloud sales star in age discrim court row

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WTF?

Re: Take the money

Being made redundant is unfortunate, especially if you're an older person. Mr Langley has been working for IBM since 1993 so hopefully he has built up a retirement pot and potentially a redundancy package. No details are mentioned in the original article, nor were any conditions attached to such a package. Given he's already proceeded with legal action I imagine the package, whatever it was is off the table.

WTF ? He either resigned or retired, according to IBM systems.

From the article:

Langley was unable to get a role elsewhere within IBM, and its HR system marked him as having "resigned," it is claimed. In early July, days after he left the business, Langley got a letter congratulating him on his "retirement."

If IBM cannot make up its mind, I dunno what can. Actually, I think the official plan was "anything but a redundancy", because of the expensive package attached to such a move ... and middle manglement went "either retirement or resignation" and since they failed to communicate, different systems at IBM had different reasons for his departure ;-)

Automated payment machines do NOT work the same all over the world – as I found out

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Mushroom

Just remember to cancel the credit card you used for the rental and get another one with a different number and voila: free autostrada tolls. Comes in handy for speeding tickets too. Rental car companies will try to charge the card they have on file but it's no longer valid.

Now I know why we cannot have nice things ... This behavior will just cause rental companies to up their prices for foreigners, all because of total cunts like you!

I do hope they use that photocopy of your passport/license they took as you picked up the car and charge you 5 or 10 fold.

Hans 1
Coat

Re: English?

that way I have sidestepped their proverbial disdain of tourists.

Parisians disdain anything not from Paris, logically, because they get served so much shit in the rest of France (two exceptions I know of, Bordeaux and Aix-en-Provence - might be others).

Parisians usually think Paris is France, the rest is just peasant-land ... this, of course, infuriates the rest of France. Anything south of Grenoble - Brive la Gaillarde-line (except Bordeaux and Aix-en-Provence) thinks anything above that line is Northern France, or southern Belgium (as I like to call it).

As for automated petrol stations in France, a bloody nightmare, though when you choose English, most of the ui is in English.

<joke>I personally think Brits and Parisians have one thing in common, unearned arrogance.</joke>

Ready, get Sets... no? App-grouping whizzery for Windows 10 killed

Hans 1
Windows

Just buy stardock, already. Cheaper than getting your code monkeys to write compileable code ...

New Python update slithers into release

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Windows

New Python, new breakages, yeah!

Obligatory xkcd: https://xkcd.com/1987/

Galileo, here we go again. My my, the Brits are gonna miss EU

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Facepalm

Re: Fgs

"could" being the word here.

If the UK is in the customs union OR UK strikes a deal with the EU (which the EU DOES NOT WANT, WHY WOULD THEY ????) You are right ... guess what ? UK does not want customs union and the EU does not want a deal - why ? because EU lose if they enter a deal and UK are a bunch of arrogant idiots who think all their is due. Crikey, I thought bone was thick ....

Hans 1
Unhappy

Re: Brexit means Brexit

Worse off than third countries ... some third countries have agreements in place ... UK? Not one!

So, at this point, us Brits can do two things:

1. blame ourselves

2. blame ourselves

Brexit referendum that figure had at least halved. Direct job losses would be measured in the hundreds.

Hundreds of jobs? Why is this even news?

Airbus: 14 000 DIRECT jobs in the UK, 100 000 more contractors and subcontractors.

BMW, Honda, Bank of America several 100 thousands of jobs ...

You lot cry for mere hundreds ?

Brexit means Brexit means any industry that exports to EU (80% of British exports) will move to EU-land.

UK-based Rolls-Royce Holdings (aviation engines) can barely compete with CFM, Pratt&Whitney, and GE with EU-based airliners, let alone third countries airlines, how are they gonna cope with tariffs ?

Us Brits are totally deluded if we think we can survive one minute with 80% of our exports, half of our lucrative banking sector gone to EU-land. It is that serious, Airbus, BMW, and Honda have only come forward now because they did not want to impede the negotiation, but the utterly DELUDED government left them no choice .... you think Airbus, BMW, Honda, etc, etc, etc are happy to have to move their factories onto the continent ? No, but without customs union, that "simply will have to happen".

Now you are gonna blame the EU, the commission, the European Parliament, the deluded British PM ....

With Brexit, the UK has no leg to stand on. Brexit means the UK's economy will be worse off than any African economy one can think of ... because you have high wages, no industry, no services no nothing left - guess what, takes an expert to predict that, but experts, who needs experts, we have our national Nigel Farrage, who kepot claiming "Don't listen to experts" - he will make it happen ...

Air Force Won: Nutanix lands $45m deal to ply US flyboys with hyperconverged kit

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Facepalm

The contract was actually won by a US-based channel player, who will presumably gladly hoover up the remainder of the money on the table.

Great, air force lost $10m for not going to Nutanix directly .... Oh, yeah, Not their money!®

The strife of Brian: Why doomed Intel boss's ex86 may not be the real reason for his hasty exit

Hans 1

Re: They could have used the "He said Jehova" excuse instead

Actually, there is a problem on wikipedia:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/N%C3%A9gritude

Where they claim nègre is not derogatory and here wikipedia claims the contrary (excuse my French):

https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/N%C3%A8gre

Maybe they should make up their mind ...

Hans 1
Childcatcher

Re: They could have used the "He said Jehova" excuse instead

It's a pejorative term beginning with 'N' that generally refers to black slaves back in the 1800

It is a word that originally meant human from the areas around the river Niger.

Since we all come from Africa and our common ancestors passed the area, so were humans from the Niger river at some point, we can almost all (Except, of course, Africans that never migrated north) be called by that Name. I think that one should take a good look at context ... USian, British, Texan, or even French can be derogatory, depends on context. Sacré bleu! Excuse my French. If no generalizations were made in this guy's comments, all should be fine.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/N%C3%A9gritude

GDPR forgive us, it's been one month since you were enforced…

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Forbes in Trouble ?

Once users click the (much less prominent) [...]

GDPR violation! Did they even read it ?

Outage? No, phones are playing silly buggers, insists Sainsbury's Bank

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Facepalm

In the haste forgot to adapt the boilerplate reply to the twat*. Seem to be very busy ... coincidence ?

*twat (neologism) twatter user

Atari accuses El Reg of professional trolling and making stuff up. Welp, here's the interview tape for you to decide...

Hans 1
Holmes

Re: Specs look unrealistic

PS4 - $299

XBox One- $199

NOT LAUNCH PRICES and here we are talking VOLUMES Atari cannot dream of attaining, and suppliers will NEVER buy into that if Atari were to try.

Please, please, please, when you don't know anything about hardware sales please refrain.

For a $250 product, Atari have like $80 for components, tops, really, tops!

No sales channel. No trust from suppliers or vendors.

All Atari have is a brand name that should have raked in billions over the years but was mismanaged.

Anything born after 1990 never knew Atari.

Break up those $2 000 000 between board members and close offices already.

Hans 1
Coffee/keyboard

Re: with love and compassion

I have no compassion

Check that icon, I think your sarcasm parser segfaulted ...

Hans 1
FAIL

Specs look unrealistic

Specs:

AMD x86 CPU

Graphics: 4K graphics card, for gaming

OS: Linux

Price is $250

They also want modern games on it. Now, how can you use an AMD APU in that price range ? Are they gonna use off the shelf Ryzen 3 and GPU ? Have they seen GPU prices ?

They appear to be working on a new version of Tempus, the word processor, why ???

Hans 1
Coat

Re: Poor Mike

Is there a difference?

Yes, marketing guyz dream up press releases and do PR, they basically come up with nice stories for sales guyz to tell. They are safe in the office, hardly ever see questions that need immediate responses, they need time to think of a way to squeeze as many buzzwords into a sentence as possible.

Sales guyz are usually the snake oil purveyors, with whom you can expect a minimum of product knowledge, they know what to say and know how to make something up when they are caught off guard.

Noting that with that piece of plastic, I could get it up and running a customized retropie in less than 40 minutes ... most time spent fitting extension cables for network, usb, hdmi, and power as well as fitting the pie firmly in the casing so it looks "professional".

Do also note that VCSAtari are on twatter but have not worked out how to tweet, yet ;-).

Icon: For poor Mike, with love and compassion!

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Facepalm

Poor Mike

Mike does not appear to be a seasoned vaporware or snake oil purveyor, just a marketing guy turned exec ? He has absolutely no clue about what he is selling, no clue about what he is talking about and of course, bringing a piece of plastic to a press conf is, well, not helping him.

What did he expect ?

How hard can it be to put a pi with retropie in the plastic, have an intern design a new ui (so journos don't notice it is in fact retropie) - job done.

Hans 1
Coat

Re: Eviscerated!

@Winkypop

Where did you learn how to count ?

El Reg 9:0 Atari

HPE: You want full-blown enterprise software on our Edge boxes? You got it

Hans 1
Meh

A solution looking for a problem

I do not get it. These are simply servers that are "rugged", not sure what that means, since they are rackable. Where I am supposed to use them ?

article.readAll()

processing ...

Gartner mentioned in article, enabling BS detector.

processing .....

IoT keyword spotted!

Bullshit Bingo!

I see,... just a con to f00l IoT guyz, ok, thought so ... nothing to see, here, move along.

Tesla fingers former Gigafactory hand as alleged blueprint-leaking sabotage mastermind

Hans 1

Re: Security

@tfb

Why do we not send Tesla our CV's, sure we could get a good job there, tightening up their security.

Shared, not stirred: GCHQ chief says Europe needs British spies

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Happy

Re: Barnier bombastic bullshit

He does not display the desire to get something that is best for everyone

Actually, he has free reign, why would he not try to get the best for the EU ? I think the EU is tired of always bending over for the UK, worse, the more he hurts the UK, the more he helps the EU. Frankfurt and Paris are going bonkers over the many City banks moving ... all thanks to UK's loss of the passporting rights ... we are talking actual GDP points for Germany and France, here ...

Grexit will not happen anytime soon, the Greek economy is growing, now.

Spexit will not happen anytime soon, because Spain is very eager to get hold of new Airbus contracts, thanks to Brexit.

Frexit is dead, Marine Le Pen showed her complete and utter political ignorance during the last presidential debate.

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WTF?

The EU does not need NOR want anything to do with 5 Eyes

Access, however filtered, to Five Eyes intelligence for the purpose of thwarting terrorist attacks and disrupting political groups is one of the few remaining pieces of leverage that Britain has to negotiate itself a favourable settlement by the mid-2020s, when the country is expected to have departed the EU.

Hm, UK has leverage ? No, the UK has absolutely no leverage whatsoever in the Brexit debacle.

Does the EU like 5 Eyes ? No, they spy on all European communications, have spied on Merkel, FFS!!!, have carried out industrial espionage, ask Airbus, and I could go on.

Mr Fleming, I think you should consider decommissioning the installations you have in the UK that spy on us on the continent before Brexit comes into effect or I think you will have a massive diplomatic problem with an entity 10 times greater than the UK.

Checks date, not April 1st, hm,

OpenBSD disables Intel’s hyper-threading over CPU data leak fears

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Thumb Up

DragonFlyBSD got the fix first

The fix for OpenBSD was "inspired" by a patch for DragonFlyBSD, maybe you should have made that clear in the article.

Microsoft Azure Europe embraced the other GDPR: Generally Down, Possibly Recovering

Hans 1
Coffee/keyboard

Who can tell MS not to install updates on all servers in a tier at once ?

Capita admits it won't make money on botched NHS England contract

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Paris Hilton

Embattled outsourcing giant Capita has made a loss of £140m trying to deliver on a seven-year contract to upgrade back-office support in the NHS – and never expects to turn a profit on it.

Who has a cluebat with Linux all over it ? There, pile of cash for Crapita ... but no ...

Paris, cause even Paris knows that Linux phones are cheaper than iPhones ...

UK footie fans furious as Sky Broadband goes TITSUP: Total inability to stream unfair penalties

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Paris Hilton

Re: Well, what do you expect...

Stop clogging the intertubes with football FFS.

Who cares which team denies England the world cup ?

When is the last time England played Frauenspiel properly ?

Paris cause she is a Frau ...

Hans 1
Pint

UK footie fans furious as Sky Broadband goes TITSUP: Total inability to stream unfair penalties

How can I get the author of this a pint ? I almost wet myself ...

No, seriously, is there a pint purveyor in the area ?

It's time for TLS 1.0 and 1.1 to die (die, die)

Hans 1
Windows

Re: Microsoft

I wrote a PowerShell script the other day to download a bunch of stuff ... the script worked fine on Windows 10, not so well on Windows 7, because I was doing this:

[Net.ServicePointManager]::SecurityProtocol = [Net.SecurityProtocolType]::Tls12

A Windows 7 box I had no control over did not like this, I was told it had the latest patches, I cannot tell if it is a limitation in Windows 7 and do not really care, if it is ... I was just trying to help a few coworkers stuck on SlurpOS.

Sadly, the website where I was downloading stuff, FLOSS stuff, was correctly configured TO MANDATE TLS 1.2.

You have secure protocols, when you wish to communicate with third parties in a secure manner, well, guess what ? It makes no sense NOT to use the safest ... if you don't agree, well, I guess you are whatever you would call me.

Corporate fallacy, legacy business critical (<--- THAT is nonsense, if it were business critical, you would get your act together), whatever your excuse, as I wrote back when IBM attempted to disable TLS 1.0 (yeah, TLS 1.0!!!) in its cloud and got flack from a bunch of n00bs - size does not matter in this one, you can be a multi-billion $ company with hundreds of thousands of employees, does not matter:

If you do not take security seriously, insecurity will take care of your business, just not the way you would expect and you will end up making headlines ...

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Paris Hilton

If you have Avast, TLS 1.3 is pointless because Avast thought it was a great idea to MiM your secure connections, think that their software is immune to bugs, their MiM tactic is definitely perfect and cannot be 0wned ... maybe they implemented the famous backdoor that governments wanted, which might be why Kaspersky got some flack, they probably refused to implement the MiM.

Microsoft shoves US govt IT contract where ICE throws kids: Out of sight in a chain-link cage

Hans 1
Mushroom

Re: Separating kids from parents ? Us Brits can shut up, oh, so can the French!

The UK policy seems slightly different, in that we will attempt to keep at least one parent and children together.

In theory, maybe, not in practice ... or maybe the three people (different couples, from different backgrounds) who mentioned this on Radio 4 were dishonest ?

The first lady on Radio 4 clearly stated that she was separated from her kids, had to call friends in the US to pickup the kids from the airport which was hundreds of miles away from the friend's house and take care of them while they tried to sort out the mess ... no, she did not think it would be a problem, nobody in his/her right mind would think there would be a problem moving back to the UK with your kids, if you are a Brit.

Besides:

That seems to lead to us deporting children who, in themselves, are UK citizens.

Have you had a look at the clustfsck it is to get passports for your kids, when only one of the two parents is British, and kid was born overseas ?

Akin to:

If the child was born on or after the 11 March 2001 and before the 18 October 2003, the mother is British, and her step-uncle's best mate's right door neighbour was a bank manager between 12 March 1974 and 15 June 1975, the child is entitled to British nationality.

You have quite a few of those for British mums ... if only the father was British, then it is much simpler, in short, born on or after 29 February 2004 or something stupid, of course not entitled, what did you expect, equality ?

So, then you have kids of various ages where only one is entitled, how fair is that ?

Why so complex ?

What difference does it make where a child is born ?

What difference does it make when a child is born ?

What difference does the sex of the British parent make ?

What difference does the job of the step-uncle's best mate's right door neighbour make ?

What next, phase of the moon ?

I think that if one of the parents has nationality x, kids should be entitled to the same - simple, no dicking around, saves a lot of paper and hassle. Worse case scenario, they have to give up the nationality they hold at the time of request, fine ... crikey.

Hans 1
Childcatcher

Separating kids from parents ? Us Brits can shut up, oh, so can the French!

The British immigration service is doing the exact same thing, worse, not only do they deport the children of British nationals, they also let the parent burn through thousands of pounds, literally, to get the kids back. This was on BBC Radio 4 the other week....

There are multiple families where one spouse is British, the other, say, USian, with kids born overseas, where their kids were refused entry to the UK and subsequently deported back to the US. So think thrice before coming back to the UK if your spouse is non-British and you have kids born overseas, make 100% sure you have all the paperwork for your kids or they will be deported (Yes, even if you are female, where motherhood is easily provable, with all paperwork from overseas etc, etc, etc ... you need British-issued paperwork)!

As for the French ... In the French police station at the Italian border one can read the following in the police station: "No deportation of youths if the press is present!"

Pass gets a fail: Simple Password Store suffers GnuPG spoofing bug

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Pint

Thanks, Marcus!

Pints due!

Danke!

Donald Trump trumped as US Senate votes to reinstate ZTE ban

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Happy

ZTE was banned from dealing with US firms for flouting laws about exporting to Iran and North Korea.

Question: Who is the US to say that x cannot trade with y ?

Answer: Nobody anymore, because they have pissed off too many former allies with a silly trade war. He cannot be trusted as he lacks the balls to tell people in face what he thinks, only to volte-face when he is safe in the air. He is not bound by any treaties signed in the past ...

China and Russia have already vowed to ignore any USian injunctions, I cannot see how the EU could not do likewise ... the result of this would be the end of the reserve currency and thus the fall of the USian superpower.

I honestly never thought Tramp would be brain-dead enough to pull this one off in his first term ...

Now Microsoft ports Windows 10, Linux to homegrown CPU design

Hans 1
Windows

Time will tell, but I doubt this is gonna get to anything, the return of Windows RT which will fail for the exact same reasons it failed before. Linux, on the other hand, will not have trouble with a new architecture, everything is a recompile away, hopefully ...

I also doubt MS will have the patience to push this platform until it gets traction, and given MS' recent and past track-record, nobody will bank on it anyway.

I cannot see how MS can pull this one off.

What's all the C Plus Fuss? Bjarne Stroustrup warns of dangerous future plans for his C++

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Happy

there is hardly any feature I wouldn’t do somewhat differently if I had to do it again.

Anybody who has ever written code would say this, too!

Developer’s code worked, but not in the right century

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Holmes

How come this is not working, must be the compiler's or interpreter's fault ...

Running anything in production without a proper testing in test environment is a big no, no, no.

Does running something again when you get something unexpected seem like a bad idea?

Or is this just me?

It is a good idea, PROVIDED:

1. You are in dev or test environment

2. You have debug statements in your code and forgot to enable them on the first run or simply want to ensure one can safely run the program multiple times. There are certainly other cases as well ...

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Happy

timestamp is a date format

@Katrinab

1. Nope, those are timestamps! They are usually [milli]seconds since, NOT days.

2. 2nd January 1904? (Mac) ? That was up until Mac OS 9 (aka 2000), Mac OS X and macOS use UNIX timestamps.

Maybe The Register can come up with its own special timestamp ? Milliseconds since el'Reg started ?

A date format is, for example, [joke]dd/MM/yyyy in the civilized and MM/dd/yyyy in the uncivilized world. Some heretics also like to use dd.MM.yyyy. l33ts use yyyyMMdd.[/joke]

Office 365 celebrates National Beer Day by popping out for a pint

Hans 1
Windows

Re: Speaking of "matey" error messages

Actually, I think Windows has dissociative identity disorder with "Universal Windows Platform" and "Desktop" apps, so it logically refers to itself as we.

Hans 1
Windows

Re: About Time MS were taken to task

It clearly isn't available 365 days a year and is therefore not as it says on the 'tin'

Yeah, more like 340 and counting, still much better than last year ... it had reached 320 by summer, iirc ... Of course, that is calculated as 365 - <#_days_with_TITSUPs>

Then again, poor Redmond has to put up with piss poor Windows Update behavior, the constant reboots and shit because it only just patched the systems ... so ... yeah ... I think MS deserve a little bit of empathy, at this point. Let's all try very, very, very hard ...

Segmentation fault

Well, :D

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Joke

Re: Speaking of "matey" error messages

They have detected a bipolar user, maybe ?

Wires, chips, and LEDs: US trade bigwigs detail Chinese kit that's going to cost a lot more

Hans 1

Re: War, what is it good for?

I think chat all this boils down to is Trump either has forgotten that the US has a reserve currency OR he des not understand what that means.

Microsoft tries cutting the Ribbon in Office UI upgrade

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Re: Why do I smell...

Most users simply give up rather than play Hide and Seek.

No, I use the search field to search the option. I can hardly ever find Language in Outlook, for example, so each time I need it, I have to use search ... that was JUST ONE example among many others ...

June 2018, and Windows Server can be pwned with a DNS request

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Windows

Re: Decades of Code-Review Opportunity

why can't Microsoft get better at finding these things when they have all the source code?

Remember when some Windows 2000 source code got leaked ? It was a complete unintelligible clusterfuck. They cannot start from scratch as they need backward compatibility, whole parts of the OS have not been touched in decades. Windows XP apparently had 40 million lines of code without third-party drivers! I assume Windows 10 has an order of magnitude more. And, given the skill of Microsoft developers one can witness in the open source code MS releases, thinking about that rm /bin/sh idiocy, I doubt the code is any good ... it works, sort of ... but that is about it.

How hard can it be to design an update mechanism ? Why does Windows update take ages to find what needs updating, why does it install updates and ask you to reboot, then finishes updating on shutdown and AGAIN on startup, then reboots again ? We will never know because they are too ashamed of themselves to show us their code ...

Microsoft loves Linux so much its R Open install script rm'd /bin/sh

Hans 1
Holmes

Thank Feynman Windows is closed source!