* Posts by Hans 1

3797 publicly visible posts • joined 11 Aug 2009

Raspberry Pi supremo Eben Upton talks to The Reg about Pi PoE woes

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Re: Another option (USB over PoE)

That worked for a long time until this recent hot summer did for it.

You want water^H^H^H^H^Hliquidcooling kit for the pi!

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Pint

I second that, could not upvote more!

Mines the cupboard with the Arduino somewhere at the back of one of the drawers because let's face it, the board is a bit shite.

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Re: not skookum

James, I would hope you could stop the MPEG2 ripoff, although I know it is Broadcom pulling this one off, not the foundation, pretty please!

Do you really think you have competition ? I mean, you have a great ecosystem of boffins and amateurs hacking on your stuff creating the most incredible things, as long as you copyright the design and layout, I guess you should be fine, right ?

And more RAM would be nice as well, I understand that would require quite a re-design ... but, you know, I think you will have to at some point, competition already sport 2Gb, admittedly at another price-point ...

Hove you considered adding PCI-E lanes for an M.2 port ? Killer feature, that!

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Thumb Up

Re: Viva ElReg and The Pi Foundation

as well as the long geeky reads and of course the commentards!

Especially the quality of commentards, most notably James Hughes, THE Raspberry Pi engineer for VideoCore! Ok, I did not upvote James' post, because I think his claims are not 100% correct, however, I understand corporate-speak and cannot blame him for that, don't we all do it with our customers ;-)

I do wish to congratulate the Raspberry pi team for what they have done, I have all the B+ and the first B, big fan!

A boss pinching pennies may have cost his firm many, many pounds

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Coat

Re: Developer PC

a.) Sometimes it allows you to be more productive. Good developers know more than System Administrators, that is why they are paid more. It is not like the silly guy from sales bringing his malware-infested, 5 years out of date Windows PC without AV, full of pr0n ....

b.) Since you fell for this, I understand why you are mumbling about a.)

Do you happen to administer a Windows network ?

Microsoft's next Windows 10 release creeps closer with a cluster of builds

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Joke

Windows 10 October 2018 Update

ETA sometime in December!

$200bn? Make that $467bn: Trump threatens to balloon proposed bonus China tech tariffs

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China will of course replicate, and it will go on and on ... meanwhile, Russia, India, EU happily invest in China and take over US businesses' former marketshare of China ... way to go, guyz.

Canny Brits are nuking the phone bundle

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Happy

Re: 3 and WiFi calling

Hm, I remember WIFI calling, that got canned in France 6 years ago, when Free mobile (an ISP)

emerged with a 40Gb data plan, iirc, reduced speed after that, unlimited voice and texts (incl international calls to many countries) for less than 20 quid/month. It is like PAYG, in that you can cancel any month, they initially did not sell phones with it, iirc, but now do ... they do not rip you off as much with the phones.

This forced the 3 French historical operators to get their act together and stop the price fixing.

Since 2010 at least, you can get any phone unlocked for free, 6 months after the contract was signed.

I now enjoy a 100Gb LTE data plan with text and voice to over 100 countries fully comp (International land lines, only) ... so yeah, it is really cool.

In the UK, the operators are ripping you off!

What is the best deal in the UK, PAYG or do you have phone-less contracts ?

From my understanding, UK PAYG data does not roam or is expensive, correct ?

Thunderstruck: Azure Back in Black(out) after High Voltage causes Flick of the Switch

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WTF?

Texas - Europe ?

Ok, so, let's try to understand this ... MS claims your data is stored in Europe when here we have proof it is not ... and nobody picks it up ?

Given MS' long and winding track record (recent AND past), who would trust MS to be able to implement a stable and disaster-safe infrastructure ? I mean, come on, with the resources they have ... everytime there are WIndows updates due, the infrastructure becomes unresponsive .... now, lightning in the US causes Europe's service to go TITSUP ?

Google is 20, Chrome is 10, and Microsoft would rather ignore the Nokia deal's 5th birthday

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Re: The "App Gap"

Youtube, Twitter apps ? Oh, did Windows Phone not have a web browser then ? Why use those aps ?

Trainer regrets giving straight answer to staffer's odd question

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Paris Hilton

Re: has anyone else

I was asked: "Can you clean keyboards, if so, how ?"

I inquired: "What happened?"

Reply: "Mmmh, kids, mmmmh, Nutella, mmmmh, mmmh, you get it ?"

I got one of those key extractors ( |_| ) out of the drawer, removed all keys, then white spirit and an old toothbrush, scrub, scrub, scrub, with alcohol ... scrub, scrub, scrub. Next, rinced with demineralized water and left out to dry ... worked as new ... was a HP USB keyboard, it had more than Nutella in it .... several variants of crisps, biscuits, soda or orange gluey stuff, like dark Fanta, and hairs (rather long and blond) ....

Icon: Paris, was that yours ?

No do-overs! Appeals court won’t hear $8.8bn Oracle v Google rehash

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WTF?

Most Windows users, since they were used to use Sun Java installer.

Hmmm, ok, so, if understand correctly, you are implying that Windows users who set up commercial or production systems, basically what I refer to as Windows Cleaners and Surface Experts, are not intellectually capable of deploying an MSI or ZIP file ?

Now, do not get me wrong, I also think Windows users are by definition useless at administrating computers, but come on, they are not that thick ... or am I too kind with the bunch ?

Sorry for the delay, was away ...

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Facepalm

Oracle Java SE 8

OpenJDK is the Java reference platform, who still uses Oracle Java SE ?

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Boffin

Oracle vs Google facts

Exactly 9 lines of code were lifted and Oracle agreed to zero damages for that - so any comment@rd pulling the "But Google copied code so should pay $8bn" BS can henceforth remain silent.

The rest, the whole rest, is "imitating an API" of GPL'd code with linking exception. If Oracle pull this one through, then not only will forking become illegal, but designing emulators or re-implementing API's that someone else designed will become illegal, think samba, wine, large chunks of Powershell, MS Exchange, MS SQL Server, Oracle database ... This is beyond silly, and I am no fan of either company ...

Bibliography:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/OpenJDK

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GPL_linking_exception

https://www.xda-developers.com/update-on-the-oracle-versus-google-trial/

https://www.computerworld.com/article/2504709/technology-law-regulation/oracle-agrees-to--zero--damages-in-google-lawsuit--eyes-appeal.html

‘Very fine people’ rename New York as ‘Jewtropolis’ on Snapchat, Zillow

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Re: "Working to track down the culprit"

Daily Fail reader/believer, your opinion does not count!

If you read the article you are linking to, you can clearly see it is a hating spree against Corbyn, launched by Daily Fail, as stated.

I am no fan of Corbyn, but Daily Fail are taking words out of context, both (incl BBC) get whole countries wrong (the 1972 terrorists were not buried in Tunesia, WTF, why does nobody mention this "minor" fact ???? BBC, anybody in today ????? And, worse, why does Benjamin not know this ?)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Munich_massacre#Aftermath

Regarding Israel and anti-Semitism:

I think one should always be able to criticize any state for its actions, regardless of the religious beliefs, sexual orientations, political affiliation of the government in charge. Criticizing the actions of a state does NOT equate to criticizing the citizens of said state, even less so the religious beliefs, sexual orientations, political affiliation or whatever of the population.

Thy atheist

Won’t patch systems? Never run malware scans? Welcome to the US State Department!

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Facepalm

The Bureau says it will have that policy in place by November.

Hm, not so birght, that admission ... everybody's gonna hack the sh1t out their systems, now, while the fun lasts ...

We've found another problem with IPv6: It's sparked a punch-up between top networks

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Happy

Answer:

What has this to do with IPv6? Well, it appears that IPv6 may have given some companies an opening to the big leagues, with some trying to become tier-one providers for IPv6 and hence the future of the internet. And not everyone is excited about welcoming newcomers to the club.

You are very welcome!

Surprise! VAT, customs likely to get a bit trickier in a Brexit no-deal world

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Boffin

Re: Can anyone

I saw the first "vote for Frexit" posters in France recently!

Marine Le Pen lost the presidential debate, actually, it killed her party so she had to rename it ... she was one of two Frexit backers in the election, the French seem to be a little wiser than Brits because they listened to arguments on both sides ... result: the whole Frexit idea has been generally accepted as economic suicide.

Brexit means a lot of business is leaving the UK for France, The Netherlands, and Germany, so we're all happy campers, here! For us, Brexit means a nice influx of highly skilled, highly paid jobs!

I doubt the posters you saw were less than a year old, all worn out ...

NB: I happen to live in France ...

£1 in every fiver that UK biz, public sector spent on software in 2017 went to *drumroll* Microsoft

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£7.353bn

So, imagine for one sec, how much you could squeeze out of, say, Linux Mint, if you donated £1bn ?

Why are they wasting tax payer money? With £7.353bn you could easily finance your very own Linux distribution, with dozens of kernel devs, hundreds of devs and support personnel... over a ten year period!

You want how much?! Israel opts not to renew its Office 365 vows

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Paris Hilton

Re: Libreoffice is free and just fine.

The formatting can be a nightmare. We had one supplier turn up with a PowerPoint presentation, our company had standardized on LibreOffice and the meeting room computer had LO on it...

Ever heard of PowerPoint viewer ?

Microsoft Visual Studio C++ Runtime installers were built to fail

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FWIW, RPM files can contain executable content in their %install section; see the RPM spec file reference.

Yes, debs have the equivalent as well ... and why is that relevant to the subject ?

The point is, we do not want punters to execute stuff in Downloads to avoid DLL overriding. The RPM/DEB/PKG/etc file is not executable, it is a installation package.

I agree about MSI, that format sucks, but better than plain executables, you will not be able to inspect the contents either, but at least MSI is NOT executable.

I go for ZIP when available.

PS: Quite a few people here disagree with me, have I missed something obvious ? Do you guyz not use DLL overriding ?

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FAIL

Seriously, I think the program should look in the application's directory for DLL's to load, that is how DLL overriding is supposed to work.

The fact that Windows devs are using an outdated software distribution model where you have to download some executable file from the internet that nobody can trust is the MAIN problem here! PLUS desktops think it is wise to place all downloads into one folder is yet another problem in this case; on UNIX this is fine, most of the time, because pkg's, deb's, or rpm's are not executable.

The simple solution would be distribute installers in zipped folders (so even IF dumbcunt chooses to unzip into Downloads, the installer lives in a child directory).

You could think that since Windows supports MSI that all software would use that format, but no ... dumbcunts.

PS: Ever wondered why some people distribute Windows software as executable (for dumbcunts) and ZIP ?

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Trollface

Security researcher Stefan Kanthak claims that the Microsoft Visual C++ Redistributable for Visual Studio 2017 executable installers (x86 and x64) were built with insecure tools from several years ago, creating a vulnerability that could allow privilege escalation.

Is that not the case for each and every single line of code released by MS ?

Microsoft: We busted Russian Fancy Bear disinfo websites

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Happy

This has little to do with election rigging/influencing.

This all took place in or before 2008, so over ten years ago and involved Mr Clinton.

The 20% Uranium in reserves were already owned by a Canadian firm, which in the end got sold to Russian investors.

I understand it is totally normal in neo-conservative regimes to sell off infrastructure and other strategic assets to businesses in foreign countries ... if a penny or two can be made on the back of the tax payers ... what are you complaining about, again ?

DISCLAIMER: Brit here, could not give a flying fsck about what reigns over the white hut.

.NET Core 2.1 – huh, yeah – what is it good for? Bing, apparently

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FAIL

El'Reg

May I humbly point out to your scribe that DuckDuckGo uses Bing! as a search engine.

That Bing! uses advertising as well.

BTW, are we sure that the Bing! servers still run on Windows ? I mean, .Net 2.1 is available for Linux .... if they want even better search performance/watt, Linux is the way!

Microsoft takes another whack at killing off Windows Phone 8.x

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Coffee/keyboard

Windows Phone 8 and 8.1 devices account for a scarcely measurable 0.02 per cent of the mobile market. Quite some way from the mighty 0.12 per cent claimed by Windows 10 Mobile.

London's Gatwick Airport flies back to the future as screens fail

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Happy

Re: "no redundancy in the internet link"

It is pure and utter design failure.

Why have 100's of systems download flight information from the cloud ? <---- that is already brain-dead, somebody in the design team has never heard of multiplications!

No resilient internet connection ? <---- that is brain-dead

Caching is not the answer to a fundamental failure of resilient network design.

It reduces internet traffic significantly and buys you time for the connection fail-over..

Home Office seeks Brexit tech boss – but doesn't splash the cash

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Re: I'll take it

They're worse than Miami Beach, and the scenery's a whole lot better on South Beach!)

Have you read the news lately ? They have a problem with toxic algae ...

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WTF?

Re: Unbelievable

There's an interesting court challenge underway at the moment that claims that Art50 should not, constitutionally, have been invoked, and the blatant expenditure fraud by Leave means that the whole referendum should be annulled.

No, no, no, no, no ... there has been a general election since the referendum, and that gave May the mandate to bankrupt the UK. If we pull out now, the leavers are never going to believe us, Brexit is, was and always will be nothing short of pure madness, we (remainers) knew this from the beginning.

Anything that thinks that the UK can negotiate a deal that is beneficial for the UK, with a club of 500m people (8 times UK's size), as the UK is about to LEAVE!!!!!! needs a brain transplant. I have said it time and time again on here ... EU does not care either way, they'll take our industry, our banking, whatever they can as we leave and we can only watch as it unfolds.

Project Fear is about to turn into reality, come on, lets keep this going for a few months ...

In less than 5 years time we'll be on all fours, waiting inline, begging to be allowed back in ... ;-)

I'd love a pint, gosh, it's Friday!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sx4AF-3Rd44

LCH, Airbus, Goldman Sachs, Bank of America, IBM, Hitachi etc ad nauseam all moving considerable numbers of staff and funds to EU land.

Support for ageing key exchange crypto leaves VPNs open to attack

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Linux

Key reuse ? TLS 1.3 wants to re-use keys, let's hope the implementation does not suck ...

Dropbox plans to drop encrypted Linux filesystems in November

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Boffin

Re: /tmp noexec

Yes, yes, yes ... but anything that thinks it is wise to execute something in /tmp is NOT to be allowed near computers, so my take on it ? Don't use software that expects to be able to execute stuff in /tmp .... simples - brain-dead devs cannot make decent software, don't take the risk.

Hi-de-Hack! Redcoats red-faced as Butlin's holiday camp admits data breach hit 34,000

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Paris Hilton

Re: 34000 people at risk

It's surprising how easily these car thefts are occurring these days. My suggestion to people would be to start using ethanol as fuel.

Makes just as much sense as what you wrote ... how is vpn (tunnel connection between two systems) gonna have any effect on the gullibility of the average staffer ?

US voting systems: Full of holes, loaded with pop music, and 'hacked' by an 11-year-old

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Joke

US Elections

What elections in the US boil down to is which side has the better script kiddies.

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Joke

Re: Dry Erase Results

So why aren't these machines using write once read many (WORM) media?

There will be some, in areas where the Democrats have a chance of winning ... the election result, who voted etc will all be prepared prior to the election taking place ... ;-)

Wasted worker wasps wanna know – oi! – who are you looking at?

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Happy

Re: / Smug

I put it down to running around and screaming while waving my arms about.

Very much to our delight, as we inherit an extra (your) pint ;-)

The age of hard drives is over as Samsung cranks out consumer QLC SSDs

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Happy

Re: QLC? It's not the one for me

Yes, but it's a technology people are comfortable with, therefore it's superior in every important way.

Indeed, a batch of drives often fails around the exact same time.

How's it like living in a cave ?

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Meh

Re: No story here

Tape is dead?

Vinyl is dead ?

Tape should have been taken behind the shed decades ago, like Flash.

Wipro hands $75m to National Grid US after botched SAP upgrade

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Boffin

did what the sales people said it would do.

That never, ever happens ... except when we do it! Our sales guyz are techies turned sales... they carried out implementations in the trenches for customers before turning to sales.

Here, GoLive was not properly prepared, not properly tested and apparently, they had no fallback. PRINCE2, anyone ? This is not a problem with SAP, Oracle or whatever, it is a project manager who decided to GoLive2Disaster ...

Amazon, ditch us? But they can't do without us – Oracle

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Oracle is historic legacy software for Amazon

Surprised it took them this long to realize they had to get rid of it ...

Another German state plans switch back from Linux to Windows

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Boffin

Re: Lots of companies run Linux including Google

Citation (relevant to this) needed - or a retraction

Actually, we all know somebody in the say got something out of it or they would not have migrated away ... simples.

I have personally seen IT execs receive "gifts" from Microsoft at numerous occasions.... to help them "make up their mind" ... been there, seen that too many times ...

As for Munich: Microsoft Germany jobs moved to .... guess where .... Munich, the decision was made at around the same time the city government chose to switch to Microsoft .... coincidence, of course ....

https://www.muenchen.de/aktuell/2016-10/microsoft-zentrale-wird-eroeffnet.html (in Teutonic)

Linux kernel 4.18 delayed: Bug ate my rc7, says Linus Torvalds

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Re: Fu@#ing Impressed

You do not seem to be subscribed to the kernel mail list, so, you miss 99.7% of his messages that are free of swearing ... just because some devs are stubborn and will not listen to common sense or pay attention to arguments ... I can think of Kay Sievers, Lennart Poettering, and sometimes, much more rarely, Kees Cook.

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Linux

Re: That's the advantage of running Windows...

Upvoted for the smile, but, here, we are just talking a Kernel + drivers + subsystems, NOT userspace stuff. Then again, 1803 was released in March^H^H^H^H^HMay^H^H^HJune.

So lets compare to a distribution MS is attempting to mimic, resulting in bi-annual (Spring and Fall) catastrophes for MS:

In the history of Ubuntu, has Ubuntu ever been two months or even, say, two weeks late ?*

*Spoiler Alert: answer is never ...

How many packages does Ubuntu ship ?

How many people work on Debian and Ubuntu ?

DISCLAIMER: I do not run Ubuntu on my boxes, however, the current release has a sexy name, I tell ya!

You want to know which is the best smartphone this season? Tbh, it's tricky to tell 'em apart

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Unhappy

Re: My wishlist

The glass protector will still crack if dropped from a height onto a but of gravel, but in doing so it absorbs the force and saves your expensive phone screen.

Daughter's phone has a cracked screen, screen protector is intact. A mid-range screen protector .... so, yeah ...

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Facepalm

And before that, the introduction of reliable fingerprint sensors made logging in via a PIN or pattern seem slow and tiresome, even without lurkers peering over your shoulder. These two changes were small but welcome.

Once again, repeat after me, biometrics have nothing to do on mobile devices. Remember, the device is full of your fingerprints, anyway ...

"The World Won't Listen" to The Smiths.

Brit web host biz UKFast gears up to IPO on London Stock Exchange

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Joke

Re: Expanding

Exactly what I was about to comment. At least they are planning on milking the stock exchange and not us, for a change ;-)

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Boffin

Re: Junk

They turned down our offer and we got stuck with the same s**t service as everyone else.

Your offer might not have been good enough or be unfeasible, then ... how can one guy be available 24/7 ? You probably want at the very least three, then, the call center in India, the guyz in the data center, tricky that ... or you could have them setup a special support tel number just for you to allow you to get hold of the data center boys immediately, but even that is risky ... stepping away from a cost effective and proven business strategy is risky ... what if it affects their other customers ?

You love Systemd – you just don't know it yet, wink Red Hat bods

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Re: SMF?

Finding out the correct order to put the XML elements in to avoid unexplained "parse error", was *not* a fun game.

Hm, you do know the grammar is in a dtd ? Yes, XML takes time to learn, but very powerful once mastered.

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Re: Ahhh SystemD

Lennart Poettering is a typical GERMAN idiot. He clearly lives in the wrong century, still believes in BS his country is known for and the world had to suffer for.

You are clearly taking it a runway too far, here ... he happens to be German, yes, but crikey, what does that have to do with his over-dimensioned ego ?

Poettering is also responsible for the PulseAudio fuck up (he broke audio in Linux desktop).

Indeed, but back then he made one good design choice, have pulseaudio to run atop NOT REPLACE GNU sound subsystems. Had he done the same with systemd, I would have been happy, too. (I'd just remove it, job done)

Hurry up and make a deal on post-Brexit data flows, would you? Think of UK business – MPs

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Happy

Re: Ha

@CodeJunky

You should really stop taking all that codeïne, it is both bad for your health, affecting your mental health and your sense of reality.

No kidding. The EU will not be happy for long if they lose access to the place performing 70% of the Euro clearing.

You understand that those jobs will move to the EU, right ? To Paris, apparently, because the LCH has offices there - merely 100 000 jobs, according to the BBC article, what's that ? You want more ?

https://www.bbc.com/news/business-40258449

PS: I was a remain advocate yet could not vote. I do not want a second referendum, I do not want the UK to backtrack (they cannot, anymore anyway), I want the leavers to get a good whiff of what Brexit smells like!