* Posts by Adrian 4

2289 publicly visible posts • joined 18 Jul 2009

Brit Parliament online orifice overwhelmed by Brexit bashers

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Re: Can you blame us?

Funnily enough, the total inability of Westminster to govern is exactly why I didn't want them trying to 'take back control'.

Imagine if everything they did (that's currently spelt out for them by Brussels) was handled this efficiently.

Brexit text-it wrecks it: Vote Leave fined £40k for spamming 200k msgs ahead of EU referendum

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Re: Dodgy behavior by Vote Leave?

I seriously doubt that more than a tiny fraction of the country knows what the implications of either May's deal or No deal is. They still rely on the pundits who are, as before, corrupt.

In a humiliating climbdown, Facebook agrees to follow US laws

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Re: What about shadow-bans and censoring conservative voices?

If you knew the crap the 'conservative voices' are causing in this country, you wouldn't be censoring them. You'd be nuking them from orbit, even with your weird tolerance of the US loony extremists.

First, Google touts $150 AI dev kit. Now, Nvidia's peddling a $99 Nano for GPU ML tinkerers. Do we hear $50? $50?

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sdr

There's already some support for Jetson in gnuradio. This could make a very useful processor for embedded SDR

Public disgrace: 82% of EU govt websites stalked by Google adtech cookies – report

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Only until they stop working,

And would anything of value be lost ?

Facebook blames 'server config change' for 14-hour outage. Someone run that through the universal liar translator

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I always assumed that was one of el reg's stock photos, chosen, like the one of that dodgy FCC bloke, to laugh at.

How many Reg columnists does it take to turn off a lightbulb?

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Re: Long way around the barn!

iPhone wouldn't have charged anyway, as removing the card switches off the sockets too.

Unless you cunningly plugged it in instead of the fridge.

What do sexy selfies, search warrants, tax files have in common? They've all been found on resold USB sticks

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Re: UGH

Yeah.

But then people wouldn't be able to undelete - and I suspect that would be a much worse security / convenience / frequency tradeoff.

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@alex read

dban

2018's first spacewalk bugged by software

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On a Thameslink train, had to wait while the driver rebooted the train to open the pod bay doors.

Because the train uses GPS to work out which side of the train has a platform.

Uber driver drove sleeping woman miles away from home to 'up the fare'. Now he's facing years in the clink for kidnapping, fraud

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Re: Wire fraud

So everything else he did was OK under american law, he just got caught because he used a telephone ?

Racist self-driving car scare debunked, inside AI black boxes, Google helps folks go with the TensorFlow...

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Mushroom

Asimov

I guess everyone in tech just saw the sense of Asimov's three laws .. but didn't imagine the barriers to implementing them would be political rather than technical.

Worse, the military are likely to build autonomous killers long before we have the technology for those machines to determine that they're actually killing, and the humans in the loop (if they exist) probably can't be trusted either.

This will get worse before it gets better.

Liz Warren: I'll smash up Amazon, Google, and Facebook – if you elect me to the White House

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Good plan

Well, I'd vote for her. If I had a vote.

But I don't get that there's no easy alternative to Facebook. It's just doing what countless others have failed at before, from AOL to Yahoo, or G+. Admittedly I don't use it so perhaps I'm missing something, but it's just a communications platform isn't it ? Like email, newsgroups or forums. Except it fleeces its users while pretending to help them.

It does need killing for the abuse it heaps on its unwitting - or uncaring - users. But it's not a monopoly.

I don't see anything facebook does that can't be done elsewhere if you have a mind to. And you can do it piece by piece - it is supported by a network effect but eBay's is much stronger. Having all your comms in one place may be a convenience for some, but I find it a positive disadvantage and one of the many things that puts me off facebook is their wish to roll all my contacts in together.

Nah, National Cyber Security Centre doesn't need its own minister, UK.gov tells Parliament

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So .. it will ask, and then whinge deeply when the answer is no because, as with Galileo, you can't just let any tom, dick or harry on your secret cyber team.

Meizu ditched hole-free phone because it was 'just the marketing team messing about', not because no one really gave a toss

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I think it's a tiny but vocal minority that insist on an earphone and replaceable battery. They have use cases that demand them, but most don't. The first tough phone I got had rubber plugs on most orifices, which were a nuisance but with bluetooth earpieces and wireless charging a design could be completely sealed at least against low-pressure water.

However, most phones I see in use seem to have cracked screens. Perhaps the users really, really want to get inside. It seems fairly pointless making them fully waterproof while screens remain fragile and expensive to replace.

Hipster whines at tech mag for using his pic to imply hipsters look the same, discovers pic was of an entirely different hipster

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Re: The man in the mirror

I heard it was going to be moved to the new /systemd.

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Re: Combined reply :)

"i.e. I let it grow till it itches too much - then it gets shaven. So usually around 8-10 days between shaves."

You're doing it wrong. It's supposed to save you the hassle of shaving. Should last at least 6 months.

ReactOS 0.4.11 makes great strides towards running Windows apps without the Windows

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Re: What is the purpose of this?

It's for supporting legacy stuff. So it's fine if it only supports older Windows code. Pretty soon, that's all there'll be.

Hurrah for Apollo 9: It has been 50 years since 'nauts first took a Lunar Module out for a spin

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Re: I'm planning aa marathon

April 12th is Yuri's Night

When 2FA means sweet FA privacy: Facebook admits it slurps mobe numbers for more than just profile security

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I wish I was a member, so I could leave.

Huawei 'to sue US' over federal kit block – report

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Re: Meanwhile watching carefully ....

The problem is the actual exit, not merely the expression of an intent to do it. Which hasn't happened yet, so it's not really possible to say 'it didn't happen!'

UK banking was struck by one IT fail every day for most of 2018

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Re: The meaning of "major incident"

"A more honest bank (if such a thing exists!)"

Don't sweat the edge cases.

Ah, this military GPS system looks shoddy but expensive. Shall we try to break it?

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waste

I occasionally buy bits of technical equipment from people who deal in NHS disposals. Their business is entirely legitimate and handled through all the proper procedures (which probably themselves cost another major sum to implement).

They regularly get hold of completely unused equipment for peanuts, bought because of the common budgetary strategy of 'if you don't spend it you won't get the money next year' and then costing more in storage and unused maintenance contracts than the hospital can afford.

If the government wants the country to run efficiently, the first thing they need to do is get rid of the accountants.

YouTube's pedo problem is so bad, it just switched off comments on millions of vids of small kids to stem the tide of vileness

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Re: One of the YouTube channels I watched got its comments deleted in this manner

That's tricky. I hate facebook as much as the next man (more, probably). But if they're suppressing right-wing nutjobs like the ones on that project veritas page, it can only be a good thing.

I might support the right of another person to express their point of view. I don't support a notional right to stuff their hateful bile in every orifice they can find.

Why are there never free power sockets when my Y-fronts need charging?

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Re: International plugs

Rubbish. It's trivial to locate it.

Just buy another. The lost one will then be found immediately.

MPs tear 'naive' British Army a new one over Capita recruitment farce

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Re: Motivation

Crapita are pretty adept at finding ways to inflate the budget.

I imagine you'll find extra payments for additional work and other contractual changes are 10x what was withheld.

Sniff the love: Subaru's SUVs overwhelmed by scent of hair shampoo, recalls 2.2 million cars

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Re: Progress?

Aren't brake lights usually controlled by brake line pressure these days ?

'They took away our Cup-a-Soup!' Share your tales of bleak breakout areas with us

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Re: We have a breakout....

What is it with teaspoons ? Do they have a wormhole to vanish away to, like Douglas Adams' biros ?

Age checks for online pr0n? I've never heard of it but it sounds like a good idea – survey

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Re: age from an image of their face

Or a browser add-on that presents any desired image as though it had come from a webcam

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Re: Choices Choices.....

But would you pay £50 quid for a small network appliance (pi + pihole + vpn) to trap your ads and route a subset of your browsing down a vpn ? I'd imagine it would be in the provider's interest to set up a convenient exit point.

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Re: Potentially Harmful? What does that even mean?

I know VAXs are a bit outdated nowadays but I didn't realise there was a cult anti-following.

Foldables herald the beginning of the end of the smartphone fetish

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cynic

I'd like a bigger screen. Phone is a pain for anything except some limited apps like banking.

But if we get a bigger phone screen, publishers will just waste the space on adds, unnecessarily wide borders, or other gimmicks.

Windows 10 1809 looks unlikely to overtake prior build before 19H1 lands

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Re: My Own Voyage of the Damned

So .. er. why do you bother ?

I guess Linux would just be too easy.

Up up and Huawei in my beautiful buffoon: Trump sparks panic by tying tech kit ban, charges to China trade negotiations

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biter bit

' former Republican representative for Michigan, Mike Rogers warned against "any linkage" between the issue, and urged the White House to drop the idea of tying national security and criminal charges to trade "like a hot potato."'

Isn't linking trade to national security exactly what the telecoms companies and their Republican patsies are thought to have done ?

Slow Ring Windows 10 fragged by anti-cheat software in the games you're playing at work, says Insiders supremo

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cheating

Why would you care if someone cheats on a game you wrote/sell ?

They paid for the game, presumably because they wanted to play it. If they cheat, they'll lose some playtime.

I don't see a downside.

Anti-copying stuff, sure. But not cheating the play.

The case of the missing 300 Swiss francs: WIPO fires CIO following probe into allegations of fraud

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Re: Who was the forensics firm?

Or so we _can_ hire them, since they seem to be keen to please their employers./

China's tech giants are a security threat to the UK, says Brit spy bigwig

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Suppliers

So who DO they buy kit from ?

Given that the US kit (made in china anyway, as someone pointed out) is also known to be bugged and we don't have any British manufacturers.

Sueballs at the ready? Google promises end to forced arbitration after wave of staff protests

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Re: Modern serfs?

"but to let me decide what should be done about it."

But that's not arbitration, as I understand it. Arbitration means going to a third party who will neutrally comment on the situation.

Whether such a third party - perhaps a lawyer paid by the employer - is actually neutral is a slightly different problem.

OK, team, we've got the big demo tomorrow and we're feeling confident. Let's reboot the servers

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Re: Why?!

Because in a corporate environment, it's traditional to expect another right. The right to BLAME someone else. You don't get that with OSS : you're the first-line support. Of course, being able to do your own support is a feature, not a bug. Wanting someone else to shout at is a corporate bug.

Chrome ad, content blockers beg Google: Don't execute our code! Wait, no, do execute our code – just don't kill us!

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Re: The real reason

The popularity of ad-blockers means that a large number of people would simply stop using chrome. Blocking ads is more important than browser features.

Similarly, the adblockers ultimate weapon is not to support a browser, as few users wanting a blocker are going to trust anything built in by google.

Fool ML once, shame on you. Fool ML twice, shame on... the AI dev? If you can hoodwink one model, you may be able to trick many more

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Re: AI Buster Buster Buster Buster

Train the first AI on a subset of the training data

Train the second AI on a different subset

etc.

Obtain a consensus

Teamwork gives humans a better result, through diversity as well as parallelism, than individuals.

Unless it's a committee.

Autonomy trial: Key HPE witness might not testify, UK High Court told

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You can't just leave it there. What was she playing ?

I'm imagining hard-headed HP managers mending their ways as they consider the calls to their loyalty in 'Jolene' and 'Stand by your man'.

What titles would Register readers recommend ?

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They were pretty incompetent at examining Autonomy's books. Presumably they had plenty of specialist financial types doing that.

OK, your boss allegedly called you a lazy n*****, promoted the person you trained ahead of you and paid you less, but you can't PROVE it's racism, Facebook says

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Nothing to see here

It's hardly surprising that a company that treats the entire population of the world as a resource to exploit to its best benefit, has less than perfect respect for its own employees.

Accused hacker Lauri Love loses legal bid to reclaim seized IT gear

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Re: HDD forensics

Recall the error made by the PD in that apple phone case where they shut down the phone, thereby making it necessary to know the password ?

1. Officers sometimes do stupid things

2. Officers are not always up to date

3. Officers sometimes choose the wrong action (stopping a remote wipe vs. needing a password)

4. Nobody likes being honest when it shows up their mistakes

It's fairly unlikely that we have the full story from either side.

Solder and Lego required: The Register builds glorious Project Alias gizmo to deafen Alexa

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Re: I'm curious...

It's all encrypted, isn't it ?

Allegedly because, obviously, they'd encrypt your requests.

But really, so you can't see what they're sending.

Surrey Uni mans the space harpoons, and NASA buys more seats on Russian rockets

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brake

This thing with the sail .. doesn't the sail need some atmosphere to work ? OK once it's well down from its orbit (and probably burning nicely) but not a great way to start.

Down productivity tools: Microsoft Teams takes a Monday tumble

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Re: Credibility.

Maybe when we're all in the cloud and, instead of us pointing and laughing and saying 'I told you so', we're all in the same boat .. somebody will actually give a toss and make it work.

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But didn't everyone use Slack because email was too much to keep up with ?

Surely that couldn't have been the completely stupid 'solution' that it appeared to be ?

I guess we'll have to just keep generating pointless alternatives to email that will be used for a year and then discarded because the rest of the world came too.

Here come the riled MPs (it's private, huh), Facebook's a digital 'gangster' ('disingen-u-ous'). Zuckerberg he is a failure (on sharing data)

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Tech?

Why do they call these 'tech companies' ?

Facebook isn't a tech company. It doesn't sell tech. It develops some poorly considered algorithms to support its main business, which is selling the personal data of its victims.

Google is an advertising company.

Amazon is a shopfront (except for its AWS arm, which is tech).