* Posts by Adrian 4

2289 publicly visible posts • joined 18 Jul 2009

Google may have taken this whole 'serverless' thing too far: Outage caused by bandwidth-killing config blunder

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Re: Whatever happened to distributed computing?

A fail-safe system always fails by failing to fail safe.

-John Gall, 'Systemantics'

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Someone tripped over that cable, didn't they ?

https://www.xkcd.com/908/

You go that way, we'll go Huawei: China Computer Federation kicks back at IEEE in tit-for-tat spat

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Re: Yay more standards

"As the US is stripping itself of all credibility in more and more domains, it will be shunned and ignored until nothing of importance happens behind its borders walls any more except school shootings."

And nothing of value was lost.

All the good stuff America used to do was imported germans, chinese and japanese anyway.

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Holmes

Re: Soo, a US-based corporation is subject to US law

"I'm tending to believe that this current pissing contest is more about politics and bullying than any thing else."

Icon says it all

Introducing 'freedom gas' – a bit like the 2003 deep-fried potato variety, only even worse for you

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To be fair, it doesn't really matter what you eat fries with. They'll never be worth the bother.

We've unfortunately lost proper chips along the way too. Yes, they should be soft and fluffy inside ( unlike fries which are intended to have the interior completely burnt away). But if cooked in beef dripping, soaked in vinegar and steamed in a newspaper covering for a few minutes the outside is soft too. Food of the gods.

Am I making you hungry ?

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Re: Embarrassing

s/embarrassing/shameful/

Don't be too hard on yourself. Ours is no better.

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Re: Sleep is a Good Thing(TM)

"How else do you explain why the extremely high levels of CO2 identified tens of thousands of years ago, far higher than today's concentrations, did not result in an irreversible climate catastrophe?"

Depends what you call an irreversible climate catastrophe. The planet survived the last few climatic catastrophes and it's going to be fine - it won't fall into the sun or anything and doesn't much care what sort of life, if any, inhabits the surface. But the dinosaurs didn't do so well.

Personally, I'm not that bothered. It's not going to get *that* much worse before I die of old age or advanced cynicism, and when I look at Trump and Bob I think these modern dinosaurs are due for extinction anyway. It's like a wildfire : hold it back if it helps you for now, but ultimately it's good for the ground to have a purge now and again.

I guess if you don't want to go the way of the republicans you might feel it's worth trying harder to preserve the status quo. Best of luck to you, but I'd hedge my bets and start learning to change my metabolism. It's likely to be easier than changing a politician's mind.

We ain't afraid of no 'ghost user': Infosec world tells GCHQ to GTFO over privacy-busting proposals

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I'm not sure Home Secretaries all start out that way. Some seem almost human (eg Blunkett) before they get to the post.

Then, something happens to them.

Perhaps they get indoctrinated. Perhaps they get lobotomised. Perhaps they find out just how much dirt there is recorded on them. But nobody ever comes out of there that can be trusted.

What happens ?

Microsoft sends partners hundreds of unwanted OPI: Other People's Invoices

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another customer ?

"saying: "[A]n invoice associated with your Azure in Open (AiO) subscription was inadvertently shared with another customer "

Or, more correctly, it "was inadvertently shared with our other 186 customers".

CIA traitor spy thrown in the clink for selling secrets to China. Stack Overflow, TeamViewer admit: We were hacked...

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FAIL

Need for accounts ?

This is actually a good example of why the pervading concept of an account is a Bad Thing.

There is literally nothing valuable in a SO account other than the personal information used to define the account itself. The worst possible outcome of someone stealing your login is the possible loss of reputation if their use of it reflects badly on you. But you have personal contact information in there that they might steal and use elsewhere.

All SO should really have is an ID that you can prove ownership of - perhaps with a key pair. If that were used, there would be no need to contact those 250 users because SO would have had nothing valuable to be stolen.

So why do these accounts exist ? Perhaps because of history. Perhaps because someone wants to collect identities with a view to some future monetisation. I don't know,

El reg, why don't you accept a public key login instead of holding my email contact details ?

Polygraph knows all: You've been using our user feedback form

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Re: I half-expect to see one of them pushing a shopping trolley.

Subjected to such a regime, I would very quickly use a shopping trolley. Possibly a tent and a hammock, too.

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Gimp

I want some flares now

see title

Tesla driver killed after smashing into truck had just enabled Autopilot – US crash watchdog

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Re: Autopilot

Why ?

Real autopilots do even less : they just keep flying straight and level.

Quit worrying about killer robots, they are coming whether you like it or not – and they absolutely will not stop

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Devil

Re: You've nicked...

@Zog

You forgot 'It looks like you're starting a war. Would you like me to help you with that ?'

California court sentences ex-Autonomy CFO Sushovan Hussain to five years in clink for fraud

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A fair cop, apparently.

But it still doesn't explain why, if his accountancy inflated the year's revenue by 193 million, HP paid 11 billion for a company they now value at 2.2 billion.

It's 2019 and a WhatsApp call can hack a phone: Zero-day exploit infects mobes with spyware

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"Meanwhile, Amnesty International and others will this week urge the Israeli military to ban the export of NSO Group's software on the grounds it's sold to governments with, ahem, questionable track records on human rights"

Are there governments that don't have questionable track records on human rights ? I think there are only grades of questionability and none that would score sufficiently well to be considered perfect.

Home Office cops an earful for emergency network feck-ups - £3bn overbudget and 3 years late

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Re: up 49 per cent on first estimates.

They haven't even signed the contracts yet. Plenty of time for the 10x overrun. 20x if HMRC get involved.

The Home Office needs a fit-for-purpose investigation. Pity there's nobody competent to carry it out.

Airbnb host thrown in the clink after guest finds hidden camera inside Wi-Fi router

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Re: To be fair to AirBnB I don't think they can be held responsible for people doing this

No, it doesn't need to be stamped out. It just needs to be priced accordingly - which airbnb often is. I took a place in Manchester a few months ago : a typical student house with a tiny bedroom and a kitchen sink full of washing up. Totally unacceptable by hotel standards but perfect for my needs and priced to match.

If I get what I pay for , I don't care if someone doesn't clean the bathroom or takes pictures of me (actually, I feel sorry for them. they must be pretty desperate and if it cheers them up to watch a middle-aged unhealthy man go to bed on his own, good luck to them).

Caveat emptor, or course. But it's my choice, not the choice of public authorities and hotel owners.

US foreign minister Mike Pompeo to give UK a bollocking over Huawei 5G plans

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Code inspection

Why would anyone allow externally-built systems in their national networks without a code inspection ? And if you're going to inspect it anyway, why should the Chinese pose a greater risk than any other national or international supplier ?

You could tell me that companies (and governments) take these things on trust. That it's too expensive to check it all.

Sorry, but that's part of the cost of subcontracting a job. QA is part of the processing. Skip it at your peril, as is shown so often in commercial screwups. Ask Boeing. Or MIcrosoft. Or one of hundreds of others.

I see you're writing an app... Microsoft nudges AI Clippy-for-Code out the door, turns machine learning onto Word

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Re: Gigamess

We're going to get some pretty laughable excuses for code if Studio actually uses those hints it's been promoting as 'online help'.

Oh, wait ..

'Lightweight' UPS-style flywheels to power naval laser zappers

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Sure, but it delivers fast. The only way to get petrol to do that is with an explosion (and they have better ways to make those).

NASA fingers the cause of two bungled satellite launches, $700m in losses, years of science crashing and burning...

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Re: In Soviet Russia

Funny how the memes live on long after the website has passed into obscurity

It's May 2. Know what that means? Yep, it's the PR orgy that is World Password Day... again

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Re: It's a hard problem

It's an easy problem to solve. You do it the same way as every other fashion-based field of human conflict such as nutrition, health, politics and education.

1. Do as you damn well please

2. Wait for the fashion to rotate until your solution matches it

3. Claim prescience

4. Rinse and repeat.

A real head-scratcher: Tech support called in because emails 'aren't showing timestamps'

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"I'd have thought that not having a sent date on unsent emails really would have been the least of the problems."

It's a bit of a snag if falsifying their transmission is the aim.

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Re: Manager who wanted to do email.

It sounds like the 'Yes, Minister' approach to company management. Only give the minister the mail he can be blamed for.

'I do not wish to surrender' Julian Assange tells court over US extradition bid

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Re: The USA wants Assange for what he did

@Aodhhan <citation needed>

(yes, I do know wikileaks isn't wikipedia)

May Day! PM sacks UK Defence Secretary Gavin Williamson for Huawei 5G green-light 'leak'

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Re: About time too

You mean you've actually heard of these people ?

Seems like one nobody replaced by another.

Julian Assange jailed for 50 weeks over Ecuador embassy bail-jumping

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Re: Being a bit of a Devil's Advocate...

Occam's razor suggests they won't : The US have found their reason to extradite him, they've wrung as much out the smear as they reasonably could, and Assange has wrung as much publicity out of it as he could. Forcing it back through Sweden benefits nobody.

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Re: Summing Up

You miss my point. I didn't argue whether or not he is an arse.

I argued that it wasn't a valid charge, and if it were, Funkymunky would also be guilty of it.

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I think he's achieved a fair bit of publicity out of it.

I'm not saying I like the bloke, whether or not the rape accusation is true. But I like corrupt and self-serving governments an awful lot less, and ours has already trained me to vote for the least-worst instead of someone I like.

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No, it's not out of the air. It's consistent with costs stated elsewhere in these responses.

That doesn't make it correct, justified or appropriate.

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Re: £16m of taxpayers' money

Not a bad idea.

But it smacks rather of the situation with traffic fines : pay it immediately and get a discount. I always think that's borderline illegal (discouraging the target from disputing the charge). Yes, it costs more, but so would employing quality staff who made less mistakes, or avoiding illegal practices. Local authorities need to be held to account.

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Re: "like a girl"

Downvotes without an argument don't count.

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No argument on the case. Yes, it's perfectly fine that he should be sent down. In fact, if he'd been sent down 8 years ago it would saved the unnecessary millions being spent.

The problem is with the spending and the allegation that Assange wasted it. And no, he was not held to the same level of accountability. Can you think of a rape case that comes close ? If you think that's all that's going on, you're being deliberately blind.

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Re: Summing Up

As ad hominen is not recognised as a plausible argument, the only conclusion we can come to from your suggestion is that you are also an arse by trying to use it.

So you'd better be glad it's not illegal either. In fact, we usually reward it with promotion.

Arise, Sir Funkymunky of Arseshire.

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It's the judges opinion, stated during the summing-up - an opinion which suggests her judgement was far from neutral. Retrials have been demanded for less.

It won't have been stated or challenged in prosecution evidence because it won't have been a charge. His offence was to skip bail. Charging him for the costs the police incurred in stopping him from skipping somewhere else was not on the menu and would have been laughed out of court if it had been.

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Re: Place your bets

I don't think it's very polite to refer to Mrs May in those terms, however incompetent she might be.

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Re: £16m of taxpayers' money

Well. that's about 2 million a year. If we assume it's necessary to have 2 coppers on duty to cover toilet breaks, that's a million per copper per year (24 hours).

We have 122000 police officers in the UK. Assuming 8 hour shifts, that's 40,000 officer days or 40 billion pounds pa. Apparently we spend 34 billion on public order and safety so the justification is already starting to look dodgy. It would indeed be very interesting to find out how that figure was arrived at, and the justification for spending it.

Over a similar period we actually lost 20,000 officers due to government costcutting. Not sure what that says about government priorities but it isn't very encouraging.

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The bit you missed is that Assange did not spend 16 million : the home office did, by their own choice. By all means invoice him for the costs to the ecuadorian government , but that's not for british taxpayers to be concerned about.

It's not as if he posed any threat or harm to the british public which might have required such action : there's no suggestion at all that, if the alleged rapes occurred, they occurred in a vacuum. This is not some predator that creeps around in dark alleys at night : he is accused of unwanted sex with a person with whom he has recently had consensual sex.

This is rape, I agree : but I think only women who know him extremely well have anything to fear. Perhaps the home office would like to prove their point by putting a 24 hour guard on some other accused rapists. I'm sure their victims would be delighted : but the government

apparently doesn't believe in consistent application of the law.

If you think the home office had to spend that money, you're being absurd : they did it because they wanted to or were asked to. Has any either person accused of rape ever had such a sum spent on apprehending them ? I would suggest the only investigation in anything like that order would be some truly hideous child abuse cases.

You might also argue the home office 'had to' do that to uphold the rule of law. In other words, a PR campaign. Their choice, but not a good use of money imho.

It may be that that sum should be the subject of an inquiry into whether the home office is doing an adequate job.

On the other hand, you might look at the costs incurred in protecting our worthless politicians. I have no idea what it is, but suspect it's more like 16 million a month.

Self-taught Belgian bloke cracks crypto conundrum that was supposed to be uncrackable until 2034

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With respect to the guy who solved it, it wasn't that hard. The method of solution was even published.

He just had the nous to try it, which is worth every bit of cleverness.

The problem was with Rivest's estimate. Now he's supposed to be a clever bloke, but apparently a bit out of date.

Zuck it up: Facebook hit with triple whammy of legal probes, action in Canada, US, Ireland

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Re: Praying I'm Wrong. . .

I don't much care how much he profits from it. That's a small problem in the scheme of things.

I just want him to stop.

Along with anyone else who thinks profits are more important than people.

Perhaps the basic requirement that the company's first responsibility is to its shareholders is the problem. It's first responsibility needs to be to society.

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The profits are the proceeds of the crime.

If we prosecute a thief, we don't leave them with all the stolen goods and then fine them, we confiscate everything (as far as it can be traced) and THEN consider the punishment.

The appropriate action in the case of a corporation with a serious fine profiting from illegal action is therefore first to sequester the profits (or part of them, if it is determined that some income was earned legally), and then fine them for the offence.

Since they are profits, not income or operating capital, this would not hurt the business or its employees - just the owners and shareholders.

This would stop corporations from simply considering fines as a cost of doing business, and empower shareholders to sack executives whose actions destroyed shareholder value.

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Re: Only to be expected

you forgot Nuke from orbit

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Re: I can't understand the fuss over CA

That would be so, but CA was chasing a limited number of contracts with its aims. FB is happy to be a supplier of the raw materials to any CA-alike that comes along.

We are the victims

Politicians and corporates are the addicts

CA is a dealer

FB is source supplier.

There is culpability all the way through, including our willingness to believe politicians, but FB is no less guilty than CA.

And in current affairs... Apple recalls three-prong AC adapters after some shocking behavior

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Re: Duckhead?

Looks more like the outline of a cat's face to me.

Why don't they name it after that ?

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Re: But...

"Most of these plugs are over 10 years old so to issue a recall for them is not that bad."

Or, to put it another way, they've had dangerous plugs out there for 10 years and have only just recalled them.

I think they're being recalled for faulty design, not because they they're old.

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I accept the downvotes : there are certainly dangerous clones. Perhaps MORE dangerous (I'm a fan of Big Clive too)

However, for Apple to throw the first stone, they need to be without sin.

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Remind me again why Apple recommends their own adapters over clones ?

Something about the clones not being constructed to adequate standards ?

Internet industry freaks out over proposed unlimited price hikes on .org domain names

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Re: But, seeking compromise...

That's no good. It doesn't allow the registrar to fleece the captive market.

Microsoft: Yo dawg, we heard you liked Windows password expiry policies. So we expired your expiry policy

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Re: Bank web security

Numbers have less entropy than letters (10 vs 26 or 52 possibilities). So systems insisting on a number are LESS secure than those that can be any combination.

(Yes, you should use both letters and numbers in your password. Requiring that some characters are chosen from a smaller set is not the way to do that).