* Posts by Chris 3

601 publicly visible posts • joined 10 Jul 2009

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Google emails Virgin Media subscribers ... about privacy

Chris 3

The problem is...

Google is a Virgin Media subcontractor, which has contacted Virgin Media customers directly warning them that Google is changing its policies and the Virgin Media customer has to accept that or stop using the service. Except that the Virgin Media customer isn't and never has been subject to Google's privacy policy - so what's up with that.

It's like getting an e-mail from Cisco or Pace.

Apple CEO: 'Amazon Fire didn't dent our sales'

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Seriously

If your iPod is locking up its faulty. Either try a full Restore or get it replaced if that doesn't work.

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Facepalm

It's always handy to read the story:

"Again, my own view is – looking at our data in the US – there was no obvious change."

The SECRET FACEBOOK OF POWER used by global premiers at G20

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And you absolutely know that none of the politicians used this. They asked their civil servants to download the documents and print them off.

(Not sniping at politicians generally, just extrapolating from my experience with most senior folk in the private sector)

How can family sysadmins make a safe internet playground for kids?

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Facepalm

You miss the point entirely

Family Sysadmin is not a job you get by being qualified for it. It is a job that you are handed by fate irrespective of technical chops. As such, this is a pretty good article.

Pollution-gobbling molecules in global warming SMACKDOWN

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Aaaargh

Complacent perhaps? Are you going to sit there looking smug as the Great Barrier Reef succumbs to bleaching, as the last bit of Amazonia is felled? Presumably you think the near extinction of Newfoundland cod, the passenger pigeon, the North American buffalo were all tiny glitches and the Pacific Trash Vortex is trivial.

Murdoch slams White House over SOPA in Twitter row

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Black Helicopters

Here's a decent summary

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/sopa-change-internet-050934162.html

A lot of arguments against SOPA/PIPA tend to begin with the axiom "Piracy isn't actually a problem" which I really don't think will sway its supporters. The article above is quite informative.

Acer pulls out Wang, thrusts its wealth at Ho

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It's not meant to be a list, its just a way of joining two clauses, perfectly respectable in a headline. ;-)

Apple legal threat to Steve Jobs doll deemed 'bogus'

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I'll be launching my Colonel Sanders-based chicken restaurant...

... any day now.

iOS 5's iMessage chops carrier SMS routing traffic

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"given apples track record in this type of thing in the past"

And what would that be exactly?

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FAIL

Worse than FaceTime actually...

You can't even send/receive iMessages on a Mac. Just plain daft.

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Fwiw

I had a couple of SMS messages that appear to have taken around an hour to arrive - I'm on Tesco Mobile

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Holmes

Top tip

When sending an iMessage, a little label appears under your message saying 'delivered' once it is delivered. The indication. Has never failed.to be accurate for me.

I find the system very handy, since I have an iPod and the wife has an iPhone.

Govt tells science to budge up for arts at new hi-tech uni

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Came here to say just that

A University - a place that teaches the full gamut of courses to the highest standard.

My solution to those "universities" that want to drop physics and chemistry because they are too expensive is that they should, of course be allowed to do so, but should also lose the university moniker. Polytechnic has a nice ring to it.

Next-generation materials for post-Christmas repairs: Reg investigates

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The fumes are/were also used...

... for revealing fingerprints.... at least they were during the late 1980s when a forensic chappy lectured at university.

Jonathan Ive is knighted in New Year Honours list

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FAIL

And you see...

... that's your problem. You honestly believe that industrial design is unimportant. And that people who take build quality, design or fit-and-finish into account are simply dupes.

. "A keyboard that detects low-light conditions and automatically provides a keyboard backlight? ludicrous, I can buy a perfectly good head-torch for £3". You'll go on believing that people are being conned or technically stupid, irrespective of the fact that usage of Apple products is reasonably high amongst the technically clueful. You'll then become increasingly frustrated that people keep considering design important.

Meanwhile Apple will keep on coining it in, providing easy-to-use, robustly built and nicely designed bits of kit.

UK's solar 'leccy cash slash ruled unlawful

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I think the main point was....

... that the business *was* expecting reduced subsidy and indeed had planned for it. What the industry wasn't expecting was for the old plans to be ripped up without warning. It is very difficult for any business to operate if the government arbitrarily moves the goal posts.

Apple to appeal Italian warranty fine

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Can someone remind me...

What the original story was that broke the camel's back? I'm sure that Apple used to talk to El Reg back in the mid 90s when it launched.

Apple fined $1.2m for flouting Italian warranty law

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Gimp

Not really

Apple fanbois - and indeed many others - will have a field-day downvoting comments with all the intellectual content of the average Youtube video comment. Here, have a downvote from me.

Apple was caught bang to rights here, but the reasons are weird. Either it simply thought it would ignore the law, which seems unlikely somehow once warned, or it scrambled and failed to produce a coherent Italy-based plan in time.

One of the problems, I suspect is that Applecare is global - I can buy in one country and then get Applecare anywhere else, just by quoting the serial number. So if the ruling applies to all Italy-bought items presumably their warranty will need to be extended globally for that item, or Apple can decide that the warranty extension only applies to Italy-bought items being serviced in Italy. You could see how this might get a bit knotty.

2012 CES will be Microsoft’s last hurrah

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Novell's BrainShare events really rocked. How did that work out for them?

Parody is illegal, say barmy bureaucrats

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How well it works now?

Well - ish. If you ever listen to something like the Now Show, you'll hear Mitch Ben performing song parodies that sound almost but not entirely unlike popular songs. You'll remember Pamela Stephen's not-quite version of Wuthering Heights. ISTR there were lots of songs that the Wurzels *couldn't* do (OK - bad example if I'm trying to garner support for my argument).

It kinda-sorta-works, but if the IPO wants to make parody exempt, I don't see why that is such an outrageous idea.

Salesforce gobbles 'Facebook for the office' startup

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They call you capital

... because they use you until you are spent.

Nokia exec: Young fashonistas 'fed up' with iPhone

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My guess would be

... he is referring to malware in the Android store.

Higgs boson hunters have god particle in their sights

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Boffin

Science journalism/subbing at its worst

Boffin: It's too early to say that we've spotted the Higgs boson.

El Reg: The Higgs boson has been spotted by boffins.

Jimbo Wales ponders Wikipedia blackout

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Facepalm

So to be clear

You're a big supporter of SOPA?

Apple stores getting close to overload

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Gimp

Actually...

Despite my fanboi status, I find the UX of Apple Stores horrible. Unless you are familiar with how things work. Want to pay for something? Where do you do that? Have an appointment at the Genius bar - what do I do when I get there? go straight to the bar? Hover in the queue of people who seem to be queuing for the bar? Do I have to tell someone that I've arrived?

Other than the ability to play with kit I fund them confusing and disorientating.

Senators: Globo-domains could mean consumer chaos

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You miss the point of Dyson's comment

Your haste to get a bit of good old fashion Dyson-bashing in, you miss the point that the situation she discusses *is* confusing for consumers as well as pointless. The fact that it may be pretty confusing for trademark as well is neither here nor there.

Do do we know where the money raised from n x $185,000 will be going, by the way?

Facebook security hole exposes Zuckerberg's privates

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What, like...

Standing in the front garden with your children with the house number in plain sight?

TV writer quells rumours of Doctor Who movie

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I believe...

... there's a huge Time-war shaped hole, just waiting to be filled with a nice film. Oooer - I suppose that would that mean they would need to get Christopher Ecclestone or Paul McGann back in. So that's probably not a goer.

BUSTED TWO: Carrier IQ monitor-ware on iPhones too?

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Facepalm

Dosen't matter

This stuff runs on iPods; the data gets sent to Apple, not the carrier

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Moreover

Installing iOS 5 asks you upfront - would you like us diagnostic data?

Lovefilm dumps Flash, BLINDS Linux fans with Silverlight

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Holmes

Begs the question...

Is Silverlight DRM *actually* tougher to crack/circumvent than Flash-based solutions?

Anyone?

Google researchers propose fix for ailing SSL system

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Alien

Sounded authorative until I got to...

"Well, (1) that's one of the main reasons that Wave failed, guys; "

No, Wave was designed from the very start as a federated service. It failed for many reasons, but not because it was based on a centralised system. Google's Wave server was intended to be the first of many which hosted discussions in a federated manner.

Ice Cream Sandwich

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Really?

A proportion of my £7 a month for my iPad goes to Apple? Interesting, but not germane to the original point, even if true.

British Library sprinkles digital dust on dusty newsprint

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Damn

I wish there was some educational discount. This would be cracking for kids in school researching history projects.

Assange shocker: 'Of course I'm a goddamn journalist'

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I don't consider him a journalist, I consider him a useful source. Does he construct a story from multiple sources? Does he attempt to place the information he gathers in context, by talking to others or giving those implicated the opportunity to respond pre-publication? No.

I'm not saying that all journalists do that. but those worth their salt do.

This isn't any comment on the worthiness of WikiLeak's mission, just a comment on his assertion that he is a journalist.

US Martian nuke-truck launches without a hitch, but...

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I conclude...

... that the writer of this article is whole-heartedly in favour of space exploration. And that El Reg is whole-heartedly in favour of page clicks.

Ofcom: ISPs can cripple the web as much as they please

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I've never seen your "positive" management...

... ever described as traffic management. Caching, and the like - yes.

Neutrinos still FASTER THAN LIGHT in second test

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Boffin

Since no one has answered yet...

Because there is no pipe. Unlike light neutrinos are quite happy to travel straight through a mountain or two.

Google will ignore your Wi-Fi router ... if you rename it

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Facepalm

Just to be clear

Do you think StreetView should be opt-in too?

What about Atlases - should only towns or countries where a referendum has concluded that they want to be put on the map, be drawn in?

Irish woman doesn't go down after scrotum ripping assault

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WTF?

Stop

For god's sake - if I wantted t read this kind of dross I'd go to distressed gonad news.

Bloke gets wedding tackle trapped in ring

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IT Angle

... or is El Reg running articles like this rather more frequently these days?

Amazon on Facebook: 'la la la we're not listening'

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Facepalm

Facebook is of no possible benefit to a company like Amazon...

... so whatis it doing on there?

The daft thing is that all my customer-service dealings with Amazon over faulty goods, delivery problems etc. Have been impressive efficient and helpful.

Why on earth has Amazon got a Facebook presence? If it wants feedback and discussion it should build a forum on its site. If it wants to send out promotions it should ask its customers for permission to e-mail.

It is sufficiently capable that it should handle public interaction itself, rather than handing off to Facebook's sub-optimal pages where it has difficulty responding and coping.

Daft.

Opera updates Jesus phone, BlackBerry browser versions

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Big Brother

Well in my case...

Because I don't want all my traffic going via Opera thanks very much.

Catholic Bishops: 'Would you mind not bringing guns to church?'

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IT Angle

That is all

Ummm.. and the IT angle is?

Pete Townshend condemns Apple as 'digital vampire'

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Coffee/keyboard

Huh?

"The Cupertinian approach to music is a slash and burn approach, they sell some music, grab what they can, move on to new green fields and leave a wasteland behind them"

Sorry, but in what way exactly?

The Cupertino approach to music is surely to provide a simple, legal way for people to fill up their iDevices with music. The built a very nice music store, originally slapped on some DRM to keep the music industry happy, but with loose enough restrictions to keep the average punter happy, and charged the reasonablish sum of 30% that covered the storage, distribution and most importantly billing.

What's been burned/? Who has been slashed? Where are signs that Apple is moving on, and that they have created a wasteland?

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Regarding Apple helping up and coming artists...

Doesn't that rather sound as if Townsend wants them to set themselves up as a record label? Isn't that what record labels should be doing?

Or am I missing something here?

Steve Jobs' last words: 'OH WOW. OH WOW. OH WOW.'

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Unhappy

The original eulogy is nicely written

... and paints an interesting portrait of the bloke, his life and his last days.

Ripping the 'last words' paragraph out, out of context of that piece is pretty puerile.

Stallman: Did I say Jobs was evil? I meant really evil

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Go on then.

Borrow it, and explain to me how 'being raped' is an apt analogy for using a Mac.

Google+ opens up to enterprises and apps

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Pint

Cheers

Much appreciated.

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