* Posts by Chris 3

601 publicly visible posts • joined 10 Jul 2009

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LCD TV shipments slip for FIRST TIME EVER

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Re: Count me as one who hasn't

Sorry, but how much 4:3 content is there, these days?

Surface: Because Microsoft does so well making hardware?

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Re: iPad?

Really? Looks pretty iPad killer-y to me: http://www.microsoft.com/surface/en/us/about.aspx.

Microsoft takes on tablets with keyboard-equipped Surface

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Re: ARMvsIntel Win 8

Surface will be branded as running Windows 8. iPads are not branded as running OS X, neither is the one kind of iPad that will run desktop apps, and another that won't.

Windows Metro Maoist cadres reach desktop, pound it flat

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Coat

Metro? more like Retro

You see what I did there?

I'll get me coat.

Over 40 Magnifier

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Re: Some of you are short-sighted (but only metaphorically)

>I do not need glasses other than about 5 minutes a month so spending hundreds of pounds on them

Pop into Boots and pick up a pair of reading glasses. They do a nice pair of frameless ones that are rather stylist and cost about £20.

Tim Cook reveals 'great' update for Mac Pro

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The Bluetooth has never worked

When things don't work like that, you just box it up and send it back & they send you another one.

Apple silences mute kids' speech app in patent blowup

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Re: no no no...

Perhaps something like a Kickstarter campaign to hire a decent patent attorney to fight them?

Top bosses admit: Tweets, Facebook Likes influence decisions

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I suspect what is actually happening in most cases...

Is that managers select data that bolsters the decision they want to make so that they can say it is data-driven. Wouldn't **you** do that?

Apple pulls in TomTom, kicks Google off iPhones

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Happy

Re: :(

Gor bless you, have an upvote.

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I wonder if you discovered a Mountweazel.

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Re: :(

Jump to about 2 mins in this video http://cnettv.cnet.com/apple-launches-3d-maps-ios-6/9742-1_53-50126111.htmlto see the 3D mapping stuff in iOS 6

Apple's online store goes offline

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Masterful PR

Every other company manages to update Web sites with new products without bringing the whole site down for several hours. I'm sure Apple does it purposely to raise a kerfuffle. You have to admire their chutzpah.

UK cookie law compliance takes effect today

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Does El Reg really think its compliant?

Interesting attempt by the Reg, but does it actually think that the bottom 'we're using cookies, we presume you're OK with that' banner makes it compliant?

Passwords are for AES-holes

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Pint

Re: Fuck me, eh? Class!

I have a sudden vision of your colleagues helpless mirth as they arrange for you to be in charge of user support for those 'special users'.

No, no - don't tell me - you're actually deeply respected at work and they put you in charge of the difficult cases so that you can make use of your special talents.

Facebookers trigger vote to choke Zuck's data suck

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Re: Opt-in... Is It?

As far as I am aware, no. You can only tag people by referencing their facebook accounts.

Greene King pubs to offer free beer Wi-Fi

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Re: But it's not "free" is it?

Exactly - come on El Reg, what's with lapping up the PR? My local boozer simply has a blackboard behind the bar with a password that lets you connect to their router. That's all you need. I hate having to navigate around crummy The Cloud login pages.

Eugene Kaspersky frustrated by Apple’s iOS AV ban

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Someone doesn't understand what security by obscurity is,

So how precisely is Apple's current policy security through obscurity? And how does unlocking iOS' security to the extent needed for a virus scanner to get access to the OS innards actually help?

ICO on new Cookie Law: 'Don't expect torrent of enforcement action'

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Seems to me as if ...

... the ICO realises that this is a horrible, unworkable piece of legislation and is going to do the minimum it can to enforce it, because it is really embarrassed about it.

Facebook's Eduardo Saverin: I'm not a tax-dodger

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Re: Insult to middle class Americans?

I presume it's the U.S boiler-plate equivalent to the UK's "hard working families"

One in two punters don't mind cookie-spewing stalking ads

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Re: And the cognizant ...

>Advertising only exists to provide a living to the operators of the Web site that you are using.

Fixed that for you. Personally, if I'm using a Web site gratis and its providing a useful service, I'm usually happy for it to display ads to me. In the last 10 years, I've probably clicked on 3, but I think the concept of ad-supported Web sites is a fair one.

I use Ad block vary rarely on sites that use particularly obnoxious ads - eye watering flashing monstrosities. The rest - I don't mind

Microsoft touts 400% Asia growth for Office 365

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400%

I really wish people would just say 'has grown by five times"

Bubble 2.0 startups will crash out before they cash out

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Could we make Matt's CV a bit longer?

Is it just me, or is it growing each week. I want to know which middle school he went to.

Yahoo! CEO! didn't! even! read! his! own! CV!

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Headmaster

Re: As we used to say to suspected porkies when I were a lad.

"Jimmy Hill" at mine

Hated Visual Studio 11 beta in HIGH-ENERGY colour blast

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Re: Oddly enough...

Add Apple in too. No idea why. iTunes has gone monochrome, the icons in Finder have suffered the same fate. Annoying.

Skype slurping software threatens IP exposure

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Re: what's the big deal?

The big deal is that you don't have to be online for this to work. Knowing someone's Skype ID when their logged off is enough to track their most recent IP and therefore rough location. It's a daft bit of design.

Apple blocking Dropbox SDK over in-app buying

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Hopefully easily fixed.

From what I can see, if DropBox hides the 'buy more capacity' button on the page when referred from iOS that should avoid the wrath of the 'no upselling allowed' gnomes at Cupertino.

"should" being the operative word. It probably also depends on the side of the bed that the reviewer climbed out of this morning.

Kaspersky: Apple security is like Microsoft's in 2002

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Re: Very telling...

Actually - if you read through this comments section you'll find no (currently) fanbois suggesting that "that even MacOS users need to be careful with what they do with their machines". None. Find me one.

You may find people questioning the "10 years behind" statement. You may find people suggesting that actually this article is very light on facts and reads like a puff for Kasperky. But the the rabidly blythe fanboy is difficult to find. They may be out there, but they are fairly rare.

Google's latest webspam crusade 'breaks' search results

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WTF?

Bill Watterstone...

... Is going to really hate the fact that you are using the peeing Calvin image he dislikes so much.

Half of UK smart TV owners don't know what the 'smart' bit is for

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Sounds like an opportunity for Apple...

... that is all.

Standing NEXT to an HTML coder is like standing NEXT TO GOD

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Flame

Crap hatchet job.

The post is required, and must contain letters. Is RCJ screwing some Reg big-wig's missus or something?

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Re: "...can anyone back that up?"

OK. Now show me where RCJ called HTML a programming language. I'll wait.

Redmond man unmasked: UK.gov open standards stalled

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Re: Pro bono?

Puzzled me to. I suppose it is possible that he had his expenses reimburse.

Indiana cops arrest violent 6-year-old

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Re: @voland

I dispute your assertion that "A principal that has so little authority in his school that he has to call police to put a 6 year old under control is beyond salvation. This means his authority is ZERO. ZILCH. NIL." As far as I'm concerned the kid who repeatedly tries to bite staff should be removed from school and dealt with. The school's primary responsibility is to the majority of well-behaved children who want to learn. Not the oik.

The child should be put in a room until the parent comes to collect it and can be spoken to. If a parent is unable or unwilling to collect and the police are happy to help - go for it.

I'm sick of these namby pamby people who feel that teachers should spend their time accommodating the whims of bad parents.

Chris 3

Re: I suppose it's a bit late to suggest...

Nope, I volunteer at my kid's school - it's quite common. I help out listening to kids read and with an after-school science club - mainly because it gives me an excuse to buy dry ice - and go on school trips. What Voland's Right Hand demonstrates is that for some reason he didn't want to spend the 15 minutes required to fill out a CRB or List99 form.

Chris 3

Re: people just don't arrest a six-year-old

Tempting as it may be, to do a bit of spanking, I'm not convinced it would help, At six it is "the parents who are to blame" seriously. If that kid isn't going to go off the rails for the rest of his life someone needs to get a grip on his home-life and what's going on. That might mean having to give them compulsory parenting courses. I really don't know.

CloudOn

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Re: weird logic

I think it is fair to say that the availability of of Office on Windows 8 tablets could be unique selling point that would significantly boost sales of Win 8 tablets.

By comparison, I'm not sure that iTunes availability was ever a very important factor in people buying Mac. And Apple was more interested in removing barriers to people buying iPods and promoting music sales on as many platforms as possible.

But yes, there was a bit of shock and mutterings about betrayal amongst the Macmaffia at the time, IIRC.

'Apple will coast, and then decelerate' says Forrester CEO

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Re: Huh?

"They need to get off their high horse and stop telling people whats good for them and instead let the consumer make the decision for themselves."

Which of course is exactly what consumers continue to do, judging by Apple's Q2 figures. Now you can dub these consumers iDiots if you want, but that says more about you than them.

Google Drive stalls on LAUNCH DAY

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Holmes

Re: What's the rush?

IT journalists tend to get paid to try out and write about new developments in IT. Hope that helps.

Educating Rory: Are BBC reporters unteachable?

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FAIL

Basic reading comprehension

"Rory had spent a day learning HTML – "a programming language", we were told"

No, no we're not. He calls HTML 'the basic coding language for any website'. Now you may prefer 'markup' to coding, but he doesn't call it a programming language.

I lost interest in the article after that, since it was clearly going to be another of Andrew's classic splenetic mud-throwing pieces.

Getting rich off iPhone apps is b*llocks, say UK devs

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Re: Some of these people should have done maths and not engineering

I think OP's point is: Don't sell at 99p if you can't make a profit at 99p. For what it's worth most of the apps I have on my iPad cost rather more than that, because I'm willing to pay for good apps.

Happy 30th Birthday, Sinclair ZX Spectrum

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Thumb Up

Re: Ahhhh...

Time for some nostalgia: http://www2.b3ta.com/heyhey16k/

Apple throws free Snow Leopard bone at MobileMe punters

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Gimp

SL is Intel-only

My guess is that the majority of people still on Leopard are running it because they are on PowerPC-based boxes. So Snow Leopard's no good for them. Not many takers, I suspect. They'd be better off offering a final updated version of Leopard.

Moody's downgrades Nokia to near-junk status

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Re: wow in other news the sky is blue

You don't seem to understand what a rating agency does - the rating is based on the likelihood that it will default on a lone. Given its current cash pile, how would *you* rate that?

It's all in the wrist: E-ink smartwatch Pebble bags $2m

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Please make it wind-up

... or like the watch on my wrist that is powered by the every day movement of my hand.

Chris 3

Re: Metal Bracelet

Because metal bands are blingtastic. Leather or it stays on the shelf.

So, in answer to your question; different folks have different tastes.

Nokia on 'brink of failure', warns analyst

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Headmaster

Re: Analysts! Analysts! Analysts!

I think you'll find some analysts predicted flop. some predicted a success. Tarring all analyst, or journalists pr commentards with the same brush is a bit daft.

Dot-London squeaks under ICANN deadline

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So who gets Boston?

The Lincolnshire town, presumably?

Bacteria isolated for four million years beat newest antibiotic

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Boffin

Re: Now, that's strange

Natural selection is one mechanism that drives evolution. For evolution to occur natural selection needs to operate on a genetically diverse population with different fitnesses. So, for example random mutation or DNA copying error may generate a population of bacteria with resistance to a particular antibiotic. In the absence of that antibiotic, the resistant bacteria's mutation may be deleterious - it may grow more slowly, for example. However in the presence of the antibiotic, it will be the fittest bug - out-competing its breathren to become the dominant variety.

So evolution is a product of two mechanisms; one that generates diversity, the other that selects the 'fittest' individuals from this diverse population.

Matt Groening reveals location of Simpsons' Springfield

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Re: Indeed

I still have copy of Tracey Ullman video with Neil Kinnock in it somewhere.

WTF is... UltraViolet

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Stop

Re: A grave misconception

>it's to make sure that every single use of the content is explicitly sanctioned by the "rights holder". So that they could stop you from using it at any time they like and so that you could not invent a new way of using the content without a prior approval by them. ... Why can't people see it?

The reason people 'can't see it' is because its clearly wrong. If you buy a blu-ray disk and UV it, the blueray disk doesn't magically disappear.

I'm all for pointing out the stupidities of DRM, but there are enough of them, without having to invent ones.

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