* Posts by Chris 3

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O2 won't touch BlackBerry fondleslab for now

Chris 3
Holmes

I can imagine that it is one of two problems

Either there is an intrinsic problem with the device' s usability

or

O2 wants to slap on some god-awful O2 skin or other software cruft and is having trouble doing so for some reason.

It is left as an exercise for the reader to decide which is more likely.

Apple pulls app after dev publishes users' PINs

Chris 3

Err, how do you know you had the same PINs

Not something you should divulge to anyone?

Earth may be headed into a mini Ice Age within a decade

Chris 3
Facepalm

Huh?

Again, in what way is there a "mistake" that needs to be "admitted"? An unexpected and unusual dip in solar output in no way invalidates the information about MMWW. It may certainly change the impact and lead to new policies, but that's due to a new phenomenon occurring, not due to another phenomenon *not* occurring.

Chris 3
Coffee/keyboard

Let that strawman burn.

Ummm, I think human-mediated global warming is a real and serious threat. Why on earth would I scream "denier" at the author? This looks like a serious article, based on some serious announcements and data. Fascinating stuff.

It looks like you may be suffering from a touch of religious fervour yourself, however.

Bitcoin slump follows senators’ threats

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FAIL

This exhibits the true attraction of BitCoin

Apparently many people like it because its a way of "sticking it to the Man". Because we all know that central bankers are evil and nation-states are obsolete.

Mac OS X Lion to include browser-only boot

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Gimp

I think

You're rather over-estimating the intelligence of the average thief. Or underestimating their desire to immediately update their Facebook status. Either way, it'll catch a small percentage of twerps.

Cloud iTunes DESTROYS music business FOREVER!

Chris 3

You're right

Yup, that's the problem. In fact, if I have 25,000 torrented Tunez, it's not even a question of a yearly fee. $25 will give me legitimate copies of all of those - I don't have to renew next year, I can opt out - retaining the legitimate copies, but loosing the wireless sync capabilities.

Apple iCloud: Same old cage, new height

Chris 3

For you.

If you really use your machine only for programming and reading the Reg, not a lot. For one thing its only of use if you have more than one device. If you do then it claims to offer seamless sync of photos, music, calendars, email, iWork docs - oh and instapaper-esque reading lists.

So nothing for you, but then presumably most OS improvements don't offer you an awful lot.

Chris 3

Yes, I'm highly sceptical of most cloud offerings...

... for precisely this reason.

But Apple's cloud offering stores nothing, it locks in nothing. As *currently* formulated it's pretty benign.

Chris 3

Phooey.

In which case, it will be annoying - but what has been locked in? Nothing.

Apple iCloud: Steve Jobs' own private internet

Chris 3

I think you have it wrong

Having read all the announcements, it see,ms fairly clear to me that the primary location for all data remains on the end-user device. iCloud is not about storage (apart from backup). It is about syncing and message-passing.

Ex-Google engineer dubs Goofrastructure 'truly obsolete'

Chris 3

The Title

"As a member of the Google Wave team"

Not at all bitter, then

Apple releases iTunes 10.3 with beta iCloud

Chris 3

Many thanks

Nuff said.

Chris 3
WTF?

Yer what?

"With iTunes 10.3, all items you purchase from the iTunes store to be automatically downloaded to your other Mac and iOS devices running the app."

I'm running iTunes 10.3 on a Mac and I've just tried grabbing the free single of the week and a free iBook. Neither have magically appeared on my iOS device, presumably because the functionality won't be baked in until iOS 5.

Apple embraces 'n' extends messaging

Chris 3

Exactly

When Andrew writes: ""this means a significant chunk of human communication will be taken away from applications that use open standards, and drawn into a proprietary silo."

I think what will actually happen is that a significant chunk of human communication will be taken away from the not-so-open SMS.

I just hope that Apple will get around to integrating it nicely so that if the respondent is on iOS it goes via a free iMessage and if not, it goes as SMS. I also hope that there will be a iChat plugin in Lion that will allow interoperability with Macs and iMessages.

Apple uncloaks top 10 tools of iOS 5

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Thumb Up

From what I can tell...;

... from the iOS screenshots I've seen, it *appears* that the messaging will work intelligently - if you send a message to an iOS device it goes as an iMessage, for other mobiles it goes as an SMS - there's a preference that lets you select which options are available.

Google rolls its Facebook mimic onto rest of web

Chris 3
Big Brother

So...

Don't click the button?

Lockheed-Martin signs on for D-Wave prototype computer

Chris 3
Coat

I call upon El Reg...

To make quantum computing the next in it's 'WTF is?' series.

I feel quite old.

Total Recall rehash – exit Martians, enter Jessica Biel

Chris 3
Facepalm

Nope, the accurate word is:

"Remake"

RIM PlayBook strikes back at Jobsian internet dream

Chris 3

Interesting article...

I was a little confused by the app compatibility issue. runs RIM's own OS but it runs Android apps, but only from RIMs store ... and there aren't many apps there yet.

So does it run standard Android apps, or do they need to be adapted in some way?

(Disclaimer: I'm an iPad 2 fanboi) But I suspect the battery life is going to be a bit of an issue for professional use. Is it coincidental that Job's stated (if not actual) reason to ban Flash is based around its power consumption.

Finally, while it would be nice to have Flash, I'm not sure that citing Flash support as giving you the Web as TB-L would want it is *quite* right. He's not a notable Flash proponent, from what I understand.

Read-only nation: can Open Source change the British way?

Chris 3

Odd quote:

“It seems that many in the UK still regard technology as something to be played with, rather than something that is worth learning about."

Presenting these options as mutually exclusive seems way off beam to me.

I don't know about any other Reg readers, but I learned a tremendous amount by playing with technology, with tinkering.

Even today, when the SME I work for started considering a CRM, I downloaded SugarCRM Community edition, installed it and essentially played with it to see what it could do.

The line between learning and playing is a fine line indeed.

Amazon heralds unstoppable rise of the e-book

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Thumb Up

Indeed

I do the same in iBooks on the iPad. However, using that has also let me to buy a few paper backs - I'm a paper preferer, but iBooks lets you download a sample of its paid-for books, I've raed a few of those and then bought the paperback.

Apple proposes even tinier SIMs for future iPhones, iPads

Chris 3

I really don't understand *why* other's don't adopt it.

nuff said.

Apple seeks patent for keyboard that sucks

Chris 3
Pint

Sounds to me like...

.... a rather clever way of doing way with springs and whatnot. I rather hope it has 'cleaning mode' which will blow crumbs out.

'Upgraded' Apple iMacs lock out hard drive replacement

Chris 3

As a fanboi...

.... that annoys me intensely.

Facebook 'smear' shock: Journos aghast!

Chris 3
Stop

Sounds to me as if...

El Reg is just a bit peeved that it missed a story to me. And clearly this *is* a story, because people are talking about it. Saying "Ah, well of course *everyone* knows these things go on daaahling" doesn't quite cut the mustard.

CEOP to retain ops control under National Crime Agency

Chris 3
Black Helicopters

Just a ploy to get rid of Gamble?

It sounds to me as if nothing will change, they'll just be reprinting the org chart and the letterheads.

I wonder if this was a rather clever ploy to get rid of Gamble, leaving a perhaps more useful and less publicity-hungry organisation.

Intel's Tri-Gate gamble: It's now or never

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Thumb Up

Agreed

Very good article, but I think it could have benefited from a few diagrams. Go on El Reg, fork out on someone who can illustrate articles such as these which talk about fairly complex architectures.

iOS 5 said to sport over-the-air update facility

Chris 3
WTF?

Podcasts

"On an iPod, without gsm/3g connectivity (there goes operator excuse), you can't even download freely available podcasts. Why? Think about it."

I've thought about and decided that since I *can* download free podcasts on my iPod using WiFi, you're just making stuff up.

Does your Nokia dumb phone accept over-the-air firmware upgrades then?

Virgin outsources techies, pulls plug on Trowbridge call centre

Chris 3

It's not the volume...

... it's the continuous drizzle.

Russian search giant Yandex blows whistle on whistle-blower

Chris 3
FAIL

So you're claiming that:

"Alexei Navalny, who operates the http://rospil.info RosPil whistle-blower Website in Russia, had complained on his blog that some financial contributors were receiving threatening telephone calls over their support for the site"

Is incorrect. You're either going to have to supply some evidence, or be quiet.

Legal goons threaten researcher for reporting security bug

Chris 3
Troll

Fun though Apple-bashing is...

If you look at the release notes that come with security updates, you'll find that they commonly include a thank-you to the person who reported the initial vulnerability.

Here's a recent one: http://support.apple.com/kb/HT4581

Apple bags iCloud.com domain for $4.5m, says report

Chris 3
Thumb Down

Not sure I believe this

iCloud doesn't seem to gel with Apple's naming philosophy somehow. Apple is all about the user experience, not about the underlying tech. iCloud is an underlying-tech-based name.

we shall see.

Supermarkets trounce telcos on mobile services

Chris 3

Happy to not creep up the value chain

The thing about Tescos is - they seem to be pretty happy to be purveyors of handsets, minutes and kilobytes... a dumb carrier, in other words and they seem to do the basic stuff well and unobtrusively.

Many of the others seem desperate to climb the value chain, they don't want to be commoditised, they want you to buy into their special value-added services and bundled software platforms ... which are usually tiresome dreck.

Poor things.

iPhones secretly track 'scary amount' of your movements

Chris 3

Except, it seems it *is* the towers that are being recorded

It seems from other articles I've read that yes - it *is* the location of cell towers and WiFI hotspots that is recorded, *not* the location of the device.

And whether the data is held in an SQL database or not is immaterial to the question of whether it is a cache.

Chris 3
Thumb Up

Sounds plausible

This does sound like a rather plausible explanation of what the data is doing on the phone, I'm not sure why you are getting voted down, unless its your assertion that it's a complete non-issue. Presumably someone determined *could* get the info off the phone.

Oracle tests find NFC lags in execution

Chris 3
WTF?

And NFC is what, precisely?

It's not a well enough know initialism to go un-spelled-out in the opening sentence.

Middle East questions get under RIM boss’s skin

Chris 3
WTF?

It was entirely fairly phrased

"Can I turn now to the problems you've had in terms of security and the various arguments you've had with the Indian government and a number of governments in the Middle East: Is that anywhere near being sorted out".

This is an open question that gives the respondent the chance to answer in any number of ways, including saying "let's be clear, the arguments we've had with various governments has been over our technology being *too* secure".

Instead he through his toys out of his pram. He handled it badly, the interview was fine.

Steven Moffat promises 'darker' Doctor Who

Chris 3

The one with the children and gas masks

were pretty scary, IMHO.

Australians can’t read or count

Chris 3

Try changing the writing style...

Popping... "Line B contains boiling caustic soda: if it gets loose, the only thing they will find will be the soles of your boots." as the nice bold headline would I suspect, get you a lot more readers.

Stop sexing up IT and give Civil Servants Macs, says gov tech boss

Chris 3

Mac's what?

hmmm?

RSA won't talk? Assume SecurID is broken

Chris 3
Stop

It wasn't Evian...

... it was Perrier. Don't see that about as much these days, do you?

Steve Jobs vindicated: Google Android is not open

Chris 3

You're probably right...

I think you probably have it exactly right. But that doesn't actually negate the truth of El Reg's article.

Apple iMovie 1.2

Chris 3

Can you start editing on the iPad....

... and them finish off using iMovie on the Mac?

i.e are the project files interchangeable?

EU copyright database could help reform the laws on orphan works

Chris 3

You clearly...

Never watched any of Ross' rather insightful film reviews or interviews on the Film programme.

A loss.

Diagramming for web development

Chris 3

Agreed

I actually use a combination of Balsamiq for wireframes (use with Napkeet o turn your wireframes into clickable prototypes) and Omnigraffle for the creation of site map diagrams.

There also some nice Web-based tools like Mockingbird. I' avoid Visio though, at least for Wireframes. You might as well use Powerpoint.

Boffin breakthrough doubles Wi-Fi speed

Chris 3

Clearly...

You are an unusual person who accesses Web pages entirely served from a single, single threaded server. In addition, you only ever have a single Web page open at a time and never have any other applications running in the background,

Chris 3

Re: What about the device at the other end?

I assume that you will get immediate benefit with base stations that need to communicate with multiple devices, so you will see the technology appear here first. That will improve speeds to all clients sharing the otherwise contended airspace.

Then, once you have that kind of base-station installed, you will see further benefit if you update your client hardware.

CodeWeavers pours Wine for the masses

Chris 3
Unhappy

Nice idea, and yet...

Great! I thought, I'll be able to run MS Project on my Mac.

I look up their app list:

MS Project 2010 - not tested

MS Project 2007 - Silver support.

OK, so it's buggy. "What exactly doesn't work?" I think. Bug list - empty, list of tickets, a few things pending. No description of what does and doesn't work.

"No thanks".

BBC iPlayer in 'hugely popular at Xmas' shock

Chris 3

FWIW

iPlayer works fine on my old 1st generation Touch, I don't see much/any need for an app.

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