* Posts by hplasm

5613 publicly visible posts • joined 10 Jul 2009

Jim Westwood, home micro revolutionary

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Happy

Had the one between the one with all the knobs

-and the flatty.

Watched the last episode of Blake's Seven on the bus.

oo- Still got it-! runs on AA batteries- but not much on these days...

Great for Pong, though but the bloody ball is tiny!

Naked vegans target Prince Harry over meaty 12-incher

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Happy

Vegetarian Butcher's Dog?

?????????

That is all. My brane broke.

TCP/IP daddy Cerf: 'Don't rewrite the internet for security'

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Trollface

You really don't listen

to yourself, do you?

Then again, who does?

iOS upgrade swells iPhone battery-suckage grief

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Happy

By 'Muppets'....

You mean iPhone owners, I take it?

Lost cities found beneath sands of Sahara by satellites

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Happy

Aha! The resting place

of Conan T Barbarian.

Barclays knocks RIM shares down a peg

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WTF?

Interesting...

RIM may bank with Barclays, but Barclays runs on Blackberrys. Still,when did bankers show any sense?

Common brain parasite 'can affect host's actions'

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Boffin

Look in the mirror-

Is there a brain slug on your head?

(or won't it let you say yes?.... hmmm.)

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Coat

crazy [x] lady

also works when [x] is blank...

Is the electromagnetic constant a constant?

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Happy

Perhaps-

but you can't take the work of economists these days, and it takes a while to check everything...

Colossal dead black neo-sphere approaching Earth

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Happy

That would be-

a dog?

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Boffin

Weight class?

Mass class!

Back to astronomy class!

Manufacturers testing wider cars for swingbellies

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Happy

Sharpen

The bottom of the steering wheel. Job done.

'OH WOW. OH WOW. OH WOW'

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Happy

"Oh Wow Oh Wow Oh Wow"

"FUNNY," Said the Voice from inside the hood. "THEY ALL SAY THAT WHEN EVER I SHOW UP." And he swung the glowing scythe over the bed...

Are we in the middle of a patent bubble?

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Happy

Don't point your man cannon at me-

I surrender!

Vatican mulls God particle, calls for appointment of antichrist

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Happy

Bring on the Antichrist-

We could do with a laugh.

Nokia CEO talks up Windows 8 tablet 'opportunity'

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Devil

Supercharged==

More expensive than...

Robot cop tackles mystery tinfoil poo-bomb bandit

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Happy

If you swallow your tinfoil hat...

- well, you can guess the rest.

As iPhone 4S battery suckage spreads, fixes appear

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Gimp

Cold Hands?

There's an app for that- and it just works!

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Gimp

Groundbreaking device?

You can use it as a pickaxe? Might as well...

Windows XP and iPod: A tale of two birthdays

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Windows

Where?

All I see here is 'irrational' Linux user hatred.

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FAIL

Nah.

Bag of spanners is very useful.

Bill Gates strangled Microsoft's 'tablet for creatives'

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Windows

Eh?

"He understands the real world, not some sort of fantasy like the RIM people have."

And tries to change it to match the view throughHisWindows...worked for a while-not for much longer,thank FSM.

Official: Kindles get heavier as you add e-books

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Happy

I'm fairly sure the book is elsewhere-

until I look to see if it's on the Kindle...

Android 'stands on Microsoft's shoulders', says MS lawyer

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Windows

Standing on MS's shoulders?

Soon they will be standing on their throat. Can't wait for that.

We like zombies… because we are zombies

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Happy

Braaaains!

Sadly lacking in society today...

Details of all internet traffic should be logged – MEP

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FAIL

I expect this

to happen shortly after the flying car and cheap fusion. And world peace.

Clueless twit.

Man builds smartphone dock into arm

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Happy

Futuraramarm;

Inspired by Leela...

Mozilla delivers Binged-up Firefox browser

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Coat

MING!

It's Moziila Bing...

Nokia's Brave New World is (almost) Finn-free

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Meh

So-

Apart from the hardware and the software, it's ok?

Israeli gov nabs 6 for leaking population register

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Happy

But...

who fakes Israeli passports?

Apple gets patent for ‘unlock gesture’

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Mushroom

Why not-

the US ingnores everyone elses; it's only fair to reciprocate.

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Facepalm

No-

Just the list marked 'Not Invented Here'.

Top general warns of cyberspy menace to UK biz

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Linux

You mean Edison

and AGBell...

Web czar: 'Drag your nan online'

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Stop

I don't want to-

get up at 1am to bother some old person.

Updating to Windows Phone 7.5

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Facepalm

And Linux users get...

a decent non W7 phone...

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Windows

Oh Dear...

...how sad.

Never mind!

Google dumps + from Boolean search tool

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Happy

Accents?

"Pluss Ziz" AND 'Not Dat' ?

HTC Radar WinPho 7.5 smartphone

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FAIL

Er-

Isn't it a fish?

Boffins insert 3D objects into any old photo... realistically

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Thumb Down

I bet

'teh pixels are all wrong' too?

World Solar Challenge: Why the winners were so good

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Meh

Well...

with that attitude,you will need to do just that when the oil runs out near you.

Jobs was 'working on future product day before he died'

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Trollface

I object to this post!

Not to have it removed, but because you sound like an arse.

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Meh

"Mr...Cook..."

"New...iPad... square corners... get injunctions... on the rest of them ..."

Tearful skin-beaters say good bye to the BumChum

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Happy

No!

I'm not coming over there! You have me mistaken for a pillow biter...

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Happy

In short-

"Up yer Bum!"

WTF is... Bluetooth 4.0?

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Devil

Nokia tech-

Soon Apple may start having to pay BallmerMafiaInc...

New RAM shunts data into flash in power cuts

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Devil

No need to go mad though-

Three or four times a day should suffice.

Libel reform vows to slay anonymous trolls

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Go

Er-

Is this the right room for an argument?

Ballmer disses Android as cheap and complex

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Devil

His-

dancing is without peer...

Energy minister gives grudging nuke endorsement

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Happy

Stoke the Atom Furnaces!

Flash Gordon is approaching!

World+Dog goes bonkers for iPhone 4S

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Gimp

Sounds more like-

This section of World + Dog are bonkers already...