* Posts by hplasm

5613 publicly visible posts • joined 10 Jul 2009

Vandals break into congressman's office, install Linux on PCs

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Happy

Re: Non-story

Linux on the Desktop!

Yes it is- how did that get there?!?

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Happy

Or-

iOS6!

*gasp*

Windows Store size doubles: Now 0.3% the size of Apple's

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Happy

Best qualitie-

much cheapness!

Google promises autonomous cars for all within five years

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Happy

Re: Scary stories from the Chocolate Factory

Does he use Bing?

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Happy

Re: This brings a new meaning to...

Don't let Windows drive- solved.

A single web link will WIPE Samsung Android smartphones

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Devil

Re: Magic

It MUST work on iPhones- Samsungs are a direct copy, aren't they?

Scientists: 'Castration is the key to a longer life'

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Happy

Re: 'Castration is the key to a longer life' You first.

It is merely due to the fact that it is easier and quicker to slide down bannisters going "wheee" like a kid; this makes you feel young again, and you live longer because of it.

Also you don't whack your nuts on the bannister end...

Events in stratosphere can affect Earth's entire climate

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Happy

Re: I hate to piss on anyones parade but...

Bill- they don't think much of MS products...

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Happy

@ Andrue

Yes.

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Gimp

Re: Sorry? Whats stopping you?

I don't do religious pamphlets.

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Devil

Re: Swiss Navy

Don't forget the Ass. of All Knowing Anonymous Cowards!

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Unhappy

Re: Sorry?

Haven't you heard- the 'official' view is that the sun and sky have no relation to Climate Change TM.

Is all down to CO2.

Christian footie match ends in almighty brawl

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Happy

Re: we're all only one step down from the trees

What have I told you about annoying your toys, Jesus?

China plots 2017 mission to plan MOON COLONY

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Thumb Up

Re: But think about...

Giant Dragon Soup- the Chinese could already have a recipe.

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Coat

Re: So we'll end up with three designs of wheel....

Four if you count the space station in 2001...

Fans rap Apple's 'crap' Map app

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Gimp

Re: some features that google maps don't show ME-

because you are on IOS 6.

Mars rover Curiosity gets ready to blast its first rock

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Thumb Up

It may grow an arm-

and start disgorging bricks to make a new pyramid...

Who queues for an iPhone 5? Protesters, hipsters and the jobless

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Happy

Or

Evacuation of Bowel?

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Gimp

Re: Power Source?

The Apple Store provides a free bag of Unicorn Farts.

Gigantic Roman bathtime-fun mosaic found under Turkish field

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Pirate

Yar,

mate.

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Happy

Re: Umm wheres the IT Angle?

Dot Matrix? I have a vewwy good friend in Wome called Dot Matrix!

Thwow him to the florw, Centuwion!

New vicious UEFI bootkit vuln found for Windows 8

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Pirate

Re: Colour me astonished

Arr! It be Pirate Boots then!

'Programming on Windows 8 just like playing bingo' - Microsoft VP

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Joke

Re: I for one couldn't really care less what they call it.

It's more how they call it- the APIs aren't consistent...

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Devil

Re: 'just like playing bingo' ...

Either way, it confirms that Windows 8 is a true gaming platform...

NASA working on faster-than-light drive capable of WARP TEN

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Happy

Re: But-

Only for taking the Tube...

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Meh

Re: And the gamma ray mega radiation kill thing?

Any useful space drive is a useful weapon.

(Niven) ish

Ballmer: Win8 'certainly surpasses' Win95 in importance

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Headmaster

Re: Space

But if that is true, why have you put the words "and the word" in between them instead?

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Windows

Re: I'm not so sure about that...because I can't use the thing

You do realise you have thrown yourself to the dogs now?

Microsoft announces Office 2013, Office 365 pricing

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Windows

"I don't really see what your loosing with subscribing..."

Spellchecker functionality?

Forty Canadian birds BONKING against windows EVERY MINUTE

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Happy

Re: Would be interesting to determine...

Lots of amorous hawks colliding with the sticker...

Windows 8: Never mind Office, it's for GAMING

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Windows

So now it's official?

Windows 8 is a toy.

Fanboys order 2m iPhone 5s in 24 hours

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Devil

Re: A fool and his money...

There's one born every 2.6 seconds...

Microsofties to get Windows 8 Surface tabs

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Devil

"Microsoft can create an internal website for bugs/comments/requests"

Just how big is Cloud 365?

The iPHONE 5 UNDERMINES western DEMOCRACY: 5 reasons why

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Devil

Re: A Lumia 920 is in my sights....

Open fire!

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Gimp

Re: ...they can't hold a reasonable argument.

But they can hold a phone any way they like...

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Devil

Re: It's even easier with USB leads being standard

Just like the iPhone!

New guide: Bake your own Raspberry Pi Lego-crust cluster

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Happy

Re: One Pi is Pi

Pies.

Reg hack runs Windows 8 on 82-inch touchscreen

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Windows

Re: Windows 8 is amazeballs

Where [amaze] is silent.

Microsoft leads from behind on Windows 8

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WTF?

Re: I guess the one that already left had the Linux PR guys on it....

Yes.

Not the B ark- the one you are in orbit around...

iPhone 5: skinny li'l fella with better display, camera, software

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Gimp

Bob the Samsung guy?

You misheard- he's a BARRISTER.

NASA reports first sighting of dry ice Martian snowfalls

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Linux

Re: is CO2 snow anything like regular snow?

The Martian Esquimax have a word for it...

There is life after the death of Microsoft’s Windows 8 Start button

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Windows

How odd

Pay for stuff that doesn't work the way you want, then pay for more stuff to make it work the way you want it to.

Everything Everywhere 'to stuff Santa's sack' with 4G Lumia 920s

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Meh

4G?

Oooh!

Lumia W8?

Oh...

Why is the iPhone so successful? 'Cause people love 'em

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Meh

Re: but I thought I just read that Samsung sells more phones than Apple.

I agree- but I'm fucking sick of having to keep charging the battery on my Bentley, and my iPhone only does 2 mpg.

Emotional baggage

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Happy

Re: Bag Selection.

As long as the waiststrap is bigger than the waist, it's not an IT problem....

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Coat

Re: 1980

Red tides are dangerous,

/runs away, coat flapping.

Ballmer predicts 400 MILLION Win 8 Surface and Lumia fumblers

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Trollface

Re: MS need to shed Ballmer

Quiet, Ballmer.

Bruce Willis didn't Buy Hard: His girls can't inherit his iTunes

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Headmaster

Re:Re: Is that the sound....

It depends whether the music they listen(ed) to is shit or shite.

HTC hawks fresh Desire for market boost

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Angel

Re: wildfire limitations

That could be seen as an advantage, rather than buying apps that won't run. You know what some people are like...

Safer conjugal rights via electronic skin

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Happy

Re: Over-Cautious

You are new, I take it , to Mr Dabbs journalistic stylings?