5611 publicly visible posts • joined 10 Jul 2009
One word- Ecru.
In place above the waiting open grave?
A monkey?
No it's dogshit on a tablet year.
hit the dock and bounce back?
Sorry, iDock...
Seeing iDogs?
REAL Geeks use whatever is to hand and hack it.
you don't know? Has the hurricane/UPS broken your direct line to Ballmer's mind?
I'm shocked!
I refer you to:-
"Real geeks don't go near Microsoft products,"
All 10 have gone!
Good luck reading that logo if you're colourblind.
"I'm almost disappointed.."
...but it's not an iOS release, after all.
Just like Windows 8 isn't.
"This is going to be funny"
It wasn't.
But the excremental is never overlooked...
That's a lot of chargers- is the battery life that bad?
Or else the USB hub to plug them all into must be massive!
"Damn you, Windows 8!! You blew it all to hell!!"
pity they don't do scanners, isn't it?
That's one sick fantasy
And the rest is RTM'ed...
"Utter, utter, UTTER turd"
At last- a realistic assessment of Win8.
We could cure cancer,and use the publicity to raise awareness of earth-destroying asteroids- the spare money will be up for grabs!
Has square corners, eh?
PS- onlysoppy US fanbois live in basements- UK types have houses.
Apple spell checker.
And Tim Cook extradited to the UK!
...Stuck in the middle with ewe...
IT bods don't handle change.
They use Pay-by-Bonk.
Isn't XP the Teletubbies interface?
Crap?
So the surface is as good a computer as say, a plank of wood?
The target market, right there.
Because you obviously wear a hair-shirt?
Sorry- you both Zune and 8.
<- no Zune icon...
I hear it has a Windows emulator- well hidden though.
Late to the party aren't you?
Must be Microsoft.
The cheap keyboard is a bit better than a ZX81, and the dear one a bit better than a Speccy- that's positive?
"So you've installed W8? PANIC!"
If it's a joke, then it's serious; if it's official MS document, then it's a stupid time waste of time.
Savvy?
It's not ready
. They've done the Zhu Min, but N Hans hasn't done his bit yet.
CSI type stuff takes time, not like TV.
The UK hates winners, preferring second best- qv Sky vs BSB, etc.
Bloody "plucky runners" up culture.
*Citation Needed*
The pretty essential utility that show you which part of the OS is slowing the system to a crawl this time.
"...effectively ignore all the new crap."
Which you paid extra for?
It's a Vauxhall?
Just like the BPI, eh?
Also, Ha!
Agreed- particularly when measuring Kessel Run performance.
Again!
It's Lifted the veil!
grr!
What- skype on Win8? Who cares- this is important!
Also the front machine guns were broomhandle painted black!
But If it did- we'll get over it.
I feel sorry for those who remain in Slough.