5611 publicly visible posts • joined 10 Jul 2009
"We all love good value for money"
That rules out Starbucks, then.
You say that like it is a bad thing...
Nice one.
Hiding behind H&S?
It's spreading worldwide like a red weed...
Royalites for Dickens novels ripped off by the US?
or not, rather.
Unfortunately the chameleon circuit is bust.
"...World..."?
Doubt it.
Gungan Style ?
Perhaps anyone who needs an addy for '"we will not pass on your details ..." signups. Why not for $5? Better than a spam raddled Hotmail account- if you can still get one...
The Surface clicky-clicky one with the Glee types?
He's a designer at MS?
What a nice headline that would make...
As well as the Apple/Samsung one?
Outrageous!
using a 'mouse'.... right...
'Flesh coloured' plastic never is, looks creepy and scares kids.
Robot stuff, shiny or CF looks cool and not scary. Unless you are Sarah Connor, of course.
Code word...or safe word?
That's what we need! Artificial Levity!
wizz! (For Atomms)
I shall invent a device to accelerate and collide lawyers and priests at relativistic speeds, and place it in the public domain.
I wonder what esoteric particles would be produced?
Suggestions on a postcard:-
On an iPhone 5, yes- they look like that out of the factory, apparently.
Probably applied with a 'peddle'...
grr!
patent the use of audio-output jack as a whistle.
*heard it here first*
Said jm83, in a string of postings...
...what *keeps* us human is compassion and empathy.
Now *that* is a Review.
Take note.
“Give me the child for his first seven years and I'll give you the Microsoft User.”
Same Old.
Remove keyboard.
How hard can it be?
Don't sit under the Apple tree, with anyone else but i...
Sing along now!
ok, just "ooo" then...
Social Services?
*Put them in the curry*
/Milligan Dalek Voice
Always interesting are people who like things until they find out what they are- then they go off them.
Freud would have a field day...
Nah- cat food needs salt- which is really not! good for cats; otherwise...
Perhaps you shoud leave off the Red Bull.
And stop reading stories you know will make you rant.
NUTS
Nobody Uses This Shit.
Ftumch!
I agree- call it WTF?
That's what most people will say when they start to use it.
Is that how you see yourself?
You'd better be wearing hi-vis and carrying a clip board when you say that...
No. No there isn't.
The retina display is wasted on the blinkered and the blind.
It must be better than being a dimensionless entity, I suppose...
Penguin Wrestling.
Demographics are worth nothing except to demographics companies that sell them :)
Stupid consumers are where the money lies.
We are the target.
You can ignore an advert (GOOG )- you can't ignore an invoice. (MS)
A server centre without ports? At least it's secure...
How many cell towers will this phone confuse?
here's another experiment-
Give me a £20 note, and see if I can make it disappear.
Look! It's gone.
Let's see if I can do it again- give me another twenty...
heh heh heh
So looking like a nerk is the new cool? Who knew?
Timmy Mallet for fashion icon
A Steampunk Revolution?
A step forwards. Everything seems to have been going backwards recently into darkness and gloom, lit only by the optimistic glow of LCD backlights.
Whilst you were pissing about with MS, it did.