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"...nothing but a clapped out Ford Anglia..."
The thread is not about Windows.
I think that is doctors, rather than GOOG...
Hardware good... too many emulators these days.
Banks don't exist?
I suppose 7 billion years ago is 'newly', in the scheme of things...
Whalesong!
Man the harpoons- 'tis a Brown-nose, by God!
Vodaphone replied: "Er, don't have a CoW, man."
In this case, though, there is no mechanic, no hammer and no hitting required.
Considering how many Audi drivers do drive with their heads up their arses.
Kim Jong-Un uses drugs...
Distilled from the tears of the NK people...
Harrison Bergeron comes to the internet.
A BBC programme that wasn't London-centric. That must have been a shock, alright.
Touch the sky!
Shutit, Orth.
Higher pitched clicking!
Dancing midgets!
Now with extra WTF!
That's not very wide!
That there will be very few Surfaces about in two years, alive or dead.
The Sun's output has nothing to do with climate- the IPCC said so!
Cheeky Bastards!
BT fibre to the cab, as do VM- the it's BT cooper to the house, and VM run 2x copper pairs for phone lines and co-ax for broadband/TV, all in one cable.
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh XP T'urtle's wgah'nagl fhtagn
Sounds like a job for... Zombie Thatcher.
Close but only banana/2 for you...
Those who can, do.
Those who can learn to pass tests, teach.
Those without clues become the rulers...
Sadly, both.
Nokia are pining for the fjords!
And leave with a nasty infection.
Area=1 iDonut
"Is required to have..." is not the same as "need to have..."
Three rights do make a left, though.
Back to work Dredd.
I Can't Believe It's Still Crap!
iPad vs Fryingpan.
iPad can have the first swing.
Let the games commence!
More likely that UK politicians are denser than a dwarf star and more myopic than cave fish.
And greedy- don't forget. Short term wins over long term every time.
Bastards.
I think they only come in one type now- competition has been eliminated.
A big one and a slightly smaller but otherwise identical one.
second wave (clone of clones brush) has 16 hovercraft. And so on.
That's a lot of eels!
"I can't feel my legs!"
"What legs?"
In a word- Cantenna!
Recently- 'Speak you're Branes' (ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/)
As any fule kno.
Kids today...
I agree. Take it and go.
Then the EU can revoke copyright on the crap.
It's German for ADHD.
(Not really...)
Most reliable? Discuss.
Lose W8. For your future health.
i think you're confusing Eadon with 'Clueless Wintards'.
"improvements to your Windows experience"
I draw your attention to the above, and restate- the only improvement would be it's absence.
Then it would need to be connected to a massive bank of other computers- possibly all of them- to do Female Logic
To tell the difference between Pringles and toilet paper is paramount in a Robo-butler; unless you have a penchant for that sort of thing...
Just try calling one that...
I have a copy of the IT curriculum.
The chief exec of a UK charity?