* Posts by hplasm

5610 publicly visible posts • joined 10 Jul 2009

MtGox has VANISHED. So where have all the Bitcoins gone?

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Joke

Re: It's a Buyout.

It's a deposit of 744,408 BTC- unfortunately they were faulty when mined and had a -ve sign...

Prez Obama cyber-guru: Think your data is safe in an EU cloud? The NSA will raid your servers

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Alert

Sauce for the goose.-

Legalise hacking USA servers.

If that doesn't work, invalidate US patents in EU.

If that fails, invalidate US copyright in EU.

Sony enlists Michael Jackson's GHOST to flog Xperia Z2

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Angel

Re: Shamone, motherfucker!

"No, that's ignorant! Woo-hooo!!"

Muslim clerics issue fatwa banning the devout from Mars One 'suicide' mission

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Happy

Re: Not always true

Isn't that because they are mostly displaced Scousers?

/coat

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Happy

Shwing!

be excellent to each other!

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Coat

Re: @ jake

There are dozens, if not hundreds of disorganised religions out there- but nobody knows where they meet, or when...

Magnets to stick stuff to tablets: Yup, there's an Apple patent application for that

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Gimp

@ Steve Todd

I think you dropped this...

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Thumb Up

Ah, but-

It's a subtle fix for Apple maps...

Antarctic glacier 'melted just as fast Long before human carbon emissions'

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Thumb Up

Heretics-

Can't burn them any more. What is a true believer to do?

Years of AWOL Windows Phone features finally show up in video leaks

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Boffin

Re: Missed an actual selling point there, Andrew

Windows Phone toting nerds?

Nah.

Just like Elvis, dead Steve Jobs to appear all over America in 2015

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Coat

It's a first-

The first rectangular stamp with rounded corners!

Bosses to be banned from forcing new hires to pull personal records

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Devil

Re: I'd pass that test @PyLETS

Perfect case for wearing a GoogleGlass!

MEPs demand answers from EU antitrust chief about planned Google search biz deal

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Holmes

"Get back here and explain your actions to us"

That is something We should be saying to all of the MEPs and the unelected lot as well.

Google gives Maps a lick of paint, smears it over screens worldwide

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Pint

Re: Rejoice at that news

^^^ beer for this ^^^^

Elon Musk ADMITS he met Apple: iCar 'great idea', keeps schtum on Tesla hookup

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Angel

Who would want one?

Apart from iCarly.

(whoever that is...)

Chihuahua TERROR: Packs of TINY hounds menace Arizona

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Devil

Hah.

"The ability to form a pack of Chihauahas is insignificant next to the power of the ride-on lawnmower."

Yip-yip-yip-EEEeee-kayay.

Splut.

Microsoft claims x86 hypervisor market lead

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Meh

Ah, I see..

Just as Mr Creosote was the world's largest man, just before exploding.

Google warns Glass wearers: Quit being 'CREEPY GLASSHOLES'

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Facepalm

Re: Sound

And then they could film you getting run over by the reversing truck behind you...

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Meh

Re: argh

"people are allowed opinions that differ from yours, you know, and shouldn't be shouted down, bullied or made to feel vain for wanting to..."

Wear GoogleGlass?

Sauce. Goose. Gander.

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Meh

Re: don't get it

Indeed.

in the future, the lines will be drawn. Glasshole or just plain Arsehole.

Most people won't give a shit.

HP 'KNEW' about Autonomy's hardware sales BEFORE the whistle blew: report

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Headmaster

Re: HP knew...

No banana for you...

Unsurprised

1.not feeling or showing surprise at something unexpected.

Google's paid link settlement plan will lead to fresh wave of abuses, claims Euro rival

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Meh

"UK-based price comparison site Foundem"

Who?

Microsoft's new CEO: The technology isn't his problem

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Windows

Re: Simple advice for Nadella

If Microsoft made cars, they would have a horse in the engine compartment.

MS - a one trick pony.

IT'S ALIVE! China's Jade Rabbit rover RETURNS from the DEAD

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Happy

Re: Now That's what you get-

Oh, please yourselves...

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Linux

Now That's what you get-

When you run (Red Flag) Linux!

The UNTOLD SUCCESS of Microsoft: Yes, it's Windows 7

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Linux

Re: What the hell did they expect?

How do the more popular Linux setups approach this?

They let you choose what you want.

Microsoft throws open Excel-based biz data tools to world+dog

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Meh

Re: Worst product name ever?

Bill's Income?

Ballmer's Insanity?

Bad Investment?

Microsoft gets with the times, builds two-factor authentication into Office 365

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Facepalm

Re: It's rapidly getting so that you can't do anything without a phone

If vendor lock-in is your thing.

Diversity is good.

RISE of the MACHINES and Bitcoin: Bill Gates' Reddit tech predictions

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Angel

Re: Bitcoin IS tracable

Now now, you are talking tech here- it should be clear that it's not Billg's strong point, so you should cut him some slack here...

Nokia to launch low-cost Android phone this month – report

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Windows

Re: Too late

"anyone who knows anything about the mobile phone industry is currently laughing at your naivety."

Not MS then?

Inside Microsoft's Autopilot: Nadella's secret cloud weapon

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Go

Microsoft Autopilot

As fitted to Hotblack Desiato's stuntship.

Full speed ahead!

New Microsoft CEO Nadella could earn FOURTEEN TIMES what Ballmer banked in 2013

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Meh

Re: What's all this 'compensation' shite.

I agree! It seems that even dragging your arse out of bed in the morning is worthy of 'compensation' now.

ISS astronauts to grow tomatoes and rice …. IN SPAAAAACE

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Happy

Re: BOVINES IN SPACE!!!!

Use square pigs instead!

Cameron: UK public is fine with domestic spying

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Paris Hilton

Re: I'm On A Rant!

" if caught they would face a very substantial custodial sentence......"

And Hell would host the Winter Olympics.

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Facepalm

Re: If there was any doubt

"it is a dangerous world and there are bad people that want to do terrible things to us, and we should keep voting them into power." said the out-of-touch Prime Minister today from his constituency on Neptune.

Volunteers slam plans to turn Bletchley Park into 'geeky Disneyland'

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Thumb Up

Re: We are the only people that care because ...

Rather-

The management just walk in and say "Ah, that looks untidy. Can't you move it somewhere else or get rid of it and get something modern?!"

Tunguska object came from Mars say Russian boffins

hplasm
Alien

It's BUGS!

That did it- Buenos Aires is next!!

US govt watchdog slams NSA snooping as illegal, useless against terrorism

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Trollface

Re: Loopy Wankinmasta Martin Gregorie Anon Cluetard Boston Marathon Bombing

"unlike you - I have a clue."

"unlike you - I have froth on my chin."

FTFY.

Microsoft seeks patent for blade server chassis

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Gimp

"the wonderful gadgets filling our lives."

I thought you were droning on about Surface?

CERN boffins fire ANTI-HYDROGEN BEAM

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Pint

Anti matter...

Stuff that doesn't matter?

Celebs are made of antimatter!

Seriously though, Death Rays!

Bzzt!

(Sorry, I read That Post, above. I think it's catching...)

Mystery 'doughnut' materializes in front of Mars rover: 'OH MY GOD! It wasn't there before!'

hplasm
Holmes

Horta Droppings

That is all.

Surface Pro 2 dim screen of death snafu STILL happening after patch

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Meh

Re:It's okay, they make a nice skateboard.

Until the wheels come off...

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Devil

Re: Microsoft has a tablet out?

No, that would be ridiculous!

Your squirty insecticides make bumblebees SHRINK, warn boffins

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Happy

Re: OY You lot, over here.

They mustn't use it around here- not on the sheep anyway- as some of the bumblebees are as big as buses.

Cargo bees, I reckon.

EE BrightBox routers can be hacked 'by simple copy/paste operation'

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Thumb Up

Re: Telecom Italia had such junk before...

Telecom Italia- they make BT look good.

Put down that airbrush, now you can touch up hot models in REAL LIFE

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Unhappy

Re: > now you can touch up hot models in REAL LIFE

Or 'inappropriate behaviour',,,

Modern spying 101: How NSA bugs Chinese PCs with tiny USB radios - NYT

hplasm

Re: I've heard .....

Not sure about the magnet feet, but I'm certain it has many more arses than that, working for it.

Alien SUPER-EARTH: If there is LIFE up there, it'll be moaning about the weather

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WTF?

@zmodem

You do know you sound like the meaningless half of a loud guy's phone call we can all hear, no?

Coming in 2014: Scary super-soldier exoskeleton suits from the US military

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Meh

The next war- 2018?

The suit will just need to be good enough to withstand a "well regulated militia"... if the survivalists can be bothered.

How the NSA hacks PCs, phones, routers, hard disks 'at speed of light': Spy tech catalog leaks

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Happy

"Because if someone leaks Chinese secrets..."

Won't they be totally different by the time the info gets back to base?