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"‘Slayed’? Surely you mean ‘Murdered’?!
Surely you meant 'Slain'?
Oxygen of Publicty...
" A murderer, whose name isn't worth recording, "
Well done!
In the East, there are arguments over fluorinated polyimides.
In the West, it's about coal and aspirin...
Cheers!
"Microsoft is a very different company now than it was under Bill Gates."
Yep. Worse.
"Ah a Gentoo user. Which is first, Chicken or Egg? (A Mint user)."
Er, Penguin?
...in the shops by Midnite, tonite!!!
"the King in Orange in the White House"
+10 internets for you Sir/Madam/Other!!
Well, you're half right...
"General! We've been hacked - infiltrated! All of our secrets are gone!!"
"O!"
"This is the voice of the Half-a-Mysterons! We know that you can hear us, hackers!"
I'm getting some random spam from my gas fire!
"Shirley its more secure to make them up i.e. Rhaegal+Dhampir"
Rhaegal+Dhampir? That was my Mother's name!
Larry Cashdollar - Crypto Currency Consultant.
"He's my goto guy for BitCoin!" Lance Uppercut - Dude.
He's missing out on so much free pseudophame!
"...create a self-extractor."
Mr Wizard- get me out of here!
Well, they do know just what goes on in Guantanamo Bay...
Shut your damn moth!
Apophis, you naughty boy!
How long until the new Home Secretary turns into Big Brother (Sister)?
"You either deal with the guerillas or go thirsty, which won't end well."
Blow the well up.
Sod the lot of them!
"You pull out the guns, they roll out the TANKS. Remember Waco."
I know that, you know that -who'll tell the NRA fanbase?
"... but just imagine there is a change of government and some kind of madman would come to power."
Hello! And welcome to the future!
"The USA is not a Democracy.
It is a Constitutional Republic"
Of course it is, indeed. It has to be.
Who ever heard of a Banana Democracy?
"organized crime *is* big business"
...the reverse is also true.
" (warp and woof) drive"
That would be 'make it sew' surely...
On pens, and other assorted stationary-
-is to have a job that involves crawling under desks, or for the big haul, removing cables after the desks have gone elsewhere.
Downside - the amount of manky 'desk sandals' that remain, mostly hidden...
"And get Lion dung."
probably best to ask, rather than collect it yourself.
"They're Audi drivers?"
explains the clowns...!
So -a circus then?
Explains the clowns...
"down the global value of the shares by the amount of the fine."
this.
i like this!
Any decent pubs on the way? -BT Graybeards
"What's Greek/Latin for distant communication"
BT: telegram... telex... post coach?
"Are people really still this thick?"
Yes. Yes you are.
"Though I might stick to the unused ones..."
Certainly to the used ones...
"Even 25 years ago my child wearing Pampers used to regularly dump stuff on my laptop."
Sensors are much smaller now. I'm surprised your youngling ever managed to walk, hauling a 25yrs ago massive laptop in their nappy!
"They had a zillion medical sensors on them."
One large toggle switch. connected to a light that said "Helmets on,..."
"Pamper's AWS storage bucket"
Amazing what you can put into the cloud these days!
"Let's not forget about noses, we have noses too."
I have noses, one, thank you very much, you oddity...
"...shit that thing off"
Begone, foul electro-nappy!
Shouts at Cloud (Vendor)
Film at 11.
"He has a wife, you know...do you know what her name is?"
Bunty?
You realise it cost extra for long electrodes to penetrate a big orange head-tribble?
" Let's see how well that works out."
i'm in -you're paying for the drinks tho'...
"Those features will be in the human tracking devices."
Or 'smartphones' as they are known...
"They may have spare parts, but 23,000 km is not a trivial distance for the AA van to travel."
not according to the Red Dwarf sellouts...
Oo- quick, Valerion! :)
Just checked the GPS finder..
Galileo- Figure 0.
Just the thing for drying my wife...
"Dad, what will happen if I try to breathe in a vacuum?"
"You'll Dyson."
"HPE's modus operandi is to never read any documents that are handed over to them."
Judging by HP experience, each page would be in a separate large box...
"What they need is realistic, but fake, data."
Trump tweets?
Oh - you said realistic...