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"Job for life, good pension :-)"
Retire as a dead body in a holdall...
"...the early meetings were "Come to Jesus meetings""
There's a meeting!
There is? When...Oh Jesus!
Yes I was.
No- I didn't see you there.
I was- by the Civic Hall steps...
You're in league with them, aren't you?
Hahahahahaha!!
Funny! Tell us another one!
But a bit sloooooow...
"MS no longer have a viable business product.""
MS never had a viable business product.
Smoke and mirrors and shitty code.
Another one bites the dust. (Or several hundreds of thousands...)
A giant catflap in the blast doors.
" I will continue to travel this country and fight for those Americans who refuse to settle for cheap ink."
HP used to be great.
Cnut.
Also:-
http://ars.userfriendly.org/cartoons/?id=20040207
all other crime has been solved, so now plod has to manufacture some.
Oh- that's not new, is it?
If it has exhaust ports, it is vulnerable. Say to a small squadron of x-wing fighters...
Sometimes you can be right, even if you don't want to be.
"I just noticed I got a bronze badgey....."
Now you are a Bronze Badger!
Used to be a thing- who knew? It was often a bar snack...
The decline of 'The Suit'.
Ol' Prune face the Sid James Impersonator?
As did I...
If you're not part of the problem, you're part of the precipitate...
"Is this more than a solution looking for a problem?"
A contact-lens solution? Naw- we already have that...
"g-mail which uses the browser spell checker."
IE by any chance?
When they can rely on bribery.
Rectangular PRISM sats?
"Do they really know what this will be used for?"
Dozens of small cube-shaped astronauts. Or pork.
Or square pigs?
"Holovision looks like the dogs bollocks too..."
Hairy and dangly and make you look odd if fastened to your face?
"Any hints?"
Go to app, long press- go to play store- press menu- untick auto update.
For now. So was Skype...
Shouldn't the guy in the picture get a new beard as he no longer has a beard?
FTFY
" Windows 10 is working great. UI is almost exactly the same as Windows 10."
That's a giant leap for OS kind.
"I would willingly sell my house and all its contents to help Microsoft."
Click here to accept this new EULA.
" I don' t see that happening in Western countries."
Emphasis.
"...then ordering up some beer."
This is the part that you don't want to take time.
There's an election brewing in the good ol' US... 'morality' rears it's sleepy head.
to raise a Digit or two to this bill.
Of Corporate Bobbins.
Yet Another Govt IT Foulup.
- MS security? Makes G4S look fabulous.
Where's the 'Bowl of Petunias' icon?
... a big picture of T May.
This is better- Banana && Raspberry PI!
Really need to be put out to pasture.
With prejudice.
"I'm fairly sure that:
A. Some one did a cost benefit analysis."
I'm fairly sure you are wrong on that count.
"PS. It says its a surface the OS isn't specified... it could be running Linux for all you know."
I would stake the GNP of the UK on it not.
What's wrong with paper, or ebony and ivory balls?
More £££ bleeding to MS by TPTB.
hippopotamaux...
Looking at the High Street, the hippos are still living here...
MKUltra- Don't they make 13A plugs...?
"Any mysterious and invisible energy or substance in our environment..."
Damn Midichlorians!!
That makes me sad.
How about Pluto Zero?
No, no, no no,no!
It must be Planet Ten- else what of Planet X?
Also, no matter how large it is, it will probably be classed as a 'Dwarf, Elf or Gnome World.
Pluto is a bloody planet. Get over it. Planet #9.
s/Ninth/Tenth
grr!
"It should be dubbed SkyNet tho"
...to start that sentence with "chan-"
Who? Me?