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A Boing! Rocket?
Cruel and Unusual Punishment.. so denied!
I have a cynical streak so wide they could land Steve Austin AND all of his missing bits on it...
Ahem.. I think not, little puppy....
You can clearly see the ass (arse) of the FBI agents - the fact they can't find it with both hands is not your fault.
FTFY
5HP? How big an arsehole are we talking about here?
"W10 Morphing into Ѡ10"
Arse 10? Sounds about right...
Filet-O-Fish Candle?
Bin Laden?
"Why not use the left-overs from liposuction?"
Imagine Whirled Peas!"
"Google US are taking advantage of their 3rd World Count. status."
"I hope they leave us with a few telephone sanitisers."
But- you can sanitise your phone by putting it in the microwave oven for 2 minutes!
It also charges it!
Do try and keep up!
worse than being picked up by the fuzz?
"I went to school with a girl called Kali."
How many arms did she have?
"We all know why that was nicked!!
One word: Wolowitz"
Two words - Sarah Connor
"Really?....)
Most Firearm 'safes' can be opened in under 30 seconds, with a bit of string or a twig....
"the tradesman's entrance round the back"
Oo-er, Missus!!
Cold Iron -keeps out the daemons.
(Or in, in this case...)
oh shit. Cosmic Influencers...
Raise Shields and harden the IPS!
"Do you worship his blessed senility?"
Government by the senile, for the senile.
q.v. senate...
Or break the tradition of the steaming Stewardess knocking on the door with a tray of open coffee cups?
Bow chick a wow wow...
I know, i'm going now!
"...do I want ripple or smooth toilet paper?"
Or used, in the Win 10 case.
Are you certain? It can take some considerable time before it decides it cant find things that are right in front of it...
Bing Is Not Good.
"Not easily. They're deposited in an HSM."
Steganography in High School Musical songs?
(I hoped HSM was long gone... erk! )
"...a picture of my balls"
Basically a Microsoft press release then?
"My kitchen garden's just outside the tradesman's entrance ..."
Makes for easy fertilizer delivery...
I can't believe you don't have an underpaid lackey to do your shopping for you.
Oh the shame!
"You did your job. So what."
" Never mind that I spent half the weekend of my own time and own equipment at home, unpaid, testing things to make sure I'd get it right first time. :("
Here endeth the first Lesson.
/ConneryVoice
Cattle Prod.
"Lest we forget, Sheriff Big Pants could have said "oh makes sense" and just left"
Now, jest hol' on there Deputy Dawg!!
/Cletus Rides Out
"They move slowly when they're eating."
So do the Lawmen...
Thinging the grand/children is deprecated.
"To that end, building diplomatic ties and getting cooperation from law enforcement in other countries will be critical."
nuff said...
The Red Menace is over- all good comrades now - the best!
Back to the 1930s!
/covfefe
Bi percent. tThe biggest. Bigly available.
Less hairy?
Slough.
It has dibs.
needs a big target painted on it though...
Cue Peakies with a horse with a rocket up its arse...
Curses- wheer is my BOX!
Forthunately, the Daleks were not around...
"Expect those big white bouncy balls chasing you any moment."
A #metoo icon?
Annoying that Unauthorised Attendists ( :) ) can join a Webex session, when the invited users have a 50% chance of logging in correctly.
Still better than Lync though...
"I agree but it does get all those expensive employees off your balance sheet."
Whilst paying out twice as much, as OpEx...
A lot of people drink, then mate.
Alcohol causes children!
"Hmmm, what else comes in pints? --->"
Elephants?
"I don't like the cut of your trousers, my good man!"
I don't like your Tweed, Sir!
"...heroes had hot black tea with a knob of butter"
Not EES, but a story called "Man of Steel, Knob of Butter"?
(I jest)
"Turing deserved to be made an earl at least "
he should have had both!
Alan Turing - EARLOBE!
Still, at least her heart was in the right place, sort of- even if her brain was wandering somewhere odd...
Glad the things are back.
"All you need to do is paint the bottom of the board with Cavorite."
I opened my tin of Cavorite, and it all buggered off into the sky.