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"Has he had a hand in this affair?"
Just a little one.
It's 'whoosh whoosh whoosh'...
Sarcastic propellers overhead.
"I would of thought that was a major weak spot."
Second only to the grammar that has been crushed...
We will be free of the CRAPWARE that is called Windows.
You're Welcome.
MSFT is the only OS supplier than doesn't create profitable demand and writes and releases malware into the wild.
FTFY, Fanboi.
""Microsoft Surface Pro is designed and built with performance and reliability in mind,""
Just what they keep saying about their OS too...
Where's the burning pants icon?
What??
"who are happy to pen test your network for peanuts."
Multitasking whilst writing Shakespeare?
Third attempt: 12 Million Light Years.
(Sorry El Reg- couldn't resist...)
"> i'd ordered butt plugs and everything."
"WHY!"
Brown trousers are still at the dry-cleaners...
""Brisbanetimes.com.au I'm looking at you.""
No yer not! We think you have an ad-blocker!
"I have half a dozen Windows 10 PCs and none - yes none - do this."
You really should update your Windows boxes regularly, you know.
"Just take a new USB Live version of Linux with you,"
Or, I hate to say it - Windows To Go...
Ew.
"911 prices, 911 bodywork, air-cooled Beetle engine."
ITYM
'911 prices, 911 bodywork, lame horse.'
(Nothing wrong with the air-cooled Beetle engine- the 911 has a 6 cylinder version.)
"So show me a OS that does that?"
You keep saying that, over and over, and yet the Windows turd remains unpolished.
"Bridge and battle bridge to allow for saucer detachment."
...Lest the cup is destroyed in action.
It is a British ship...
"I'm sure your going to get a knock at your door ..lay face down arms spread and no sudden movements .."
Sir, can you put your hands in the yellow circles, please?
But I'm totally unqualified in every way.
Sounds like 'a great opportunity for the right candidate' though.
Good lUck, Chinese astroboffins!
A product that is a Transparent Ripoff...
it's a mugs game, life.
/Marvin.
Now customers can get their work finished whilst the MS cloud is still up.
The Encryption Ashes, eh? I think we have a new ElReg passtime to keep an eye on!
"It was achieved putting all the needed people in the same place... and ensuring nobody could go."
Like some sort of...walled garden!
Answers this question nicely.
"Increasing taxes hasn't worked yet ... what make you think it'll ever work?"
It's not supposed to work - you just keep putting the taxes up. Result!
"Magic Gas".... at FauxScienceSlayer.com"
'Nuff said!
You are any things, but no Linux user.
"No SHE plays with Linux,"
Oops, sorry for the missing 's', using a Microsoft keyboard...
"It's not difficult to do any testing well before the s/w hits desktops."
Still with the bugs the testing flags up...
"my RPi running Linux, and my Linux mint box wont do anything until they have updated either.... "
Lies. Stick to Windows... you can't work a Pi...
"Play nice, my 4 year old does."
Because he has Windows to play on?
users: Oi! Stop pushing Win10 down our throats!!
MS: Er, OK then. bend over...
"What about Windows Phone?"
What about what, now?
Oh dear! Now my senses are working overtime...
Oh look! Broccolli- how quaint!
*squeak*
"Your party died."
OH...it's dangerous broccolli!
Brilliant! (ST here :> )
No, no..the chalice with the palace has the pellet with the poison, the flagon with the dragon is the brew that is true.
"You need a tool like ms paint so that you can take s screen shot when there's an error, and redact areas of the screen, before submitting bug reports."
Exactly....
... it reminds me of an elite grinning bearded goblin.
Ooo, you sound like a psychiatrist's dream...
Stonking? It's like 'Bazzing'...
It's the American way. Think of it as an encouragement for profitable companies to invest in new yachts.
FTFY
Freeze Peach- not just for the GOPs, eh?
More like growing up on Metaluma, with murderous giant-brain-headed security mutants- except without the giant brains...
What was this guy on?
Oh, I see...
Can't figure it out, eh?
"You've* done something wrong. Several times probably."
Bought Microsoft?
"How many Americans know the ancestry of even their grandparents, much less great-grandparents?"
Default 90% Irish 10% Cherokee, isn't it?
"...heat some minced tobacco leaves..."
oh... That's what you are supposed to put in them...
"It is the solution (the e-liquid) in an atomised form."
OMG..It's NUCULAR!!
*hides under leadfoil hat*
Thinking of the Children...
There's the IT angle.