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"The Government doesn't even have a coherent ...strategy.
FTFY :)
"Three chimpanzees scratching their arses would outperform the UK government....Peanuts, in fact."
And in the USA? Snoopy for President !
Or failing that, any other cartoon character would be better than most candidates...
Shut up, Proto-GERTY!
"Oooh - Microsoft Binder returns?"
Or, apparently, doesn't...
£d or lower-
"something...something Azure..something 365..."
Ew.
"I'm almost afraid to ask but, okay, I'll bite: like what?"
Well, the biting, for a start...
"Yes I think he's a real person.
Jedi or Sith?
naive
username checks out.
"Expect the next iPhone to be as smooth as a baby's bum"
Yet half as useful and twice as shitty?
Dear [Anonymous Coward]
Please accept our endless [gratitude] for your [invaluable] template.
We shall use it [endlessly].
regards,
The Internet.
"Time for a new campaign "Drinka Pinta FirklestonesOldSkullcrackera Day""
May I have a tee-shirt to that effect?
Ta!
"a deserving kind with an aftertaste of a Dilbert cartoon "
Never go the full Dogbert...
" Record keeping: good advice? Sure, but also incredibly overrated..."
BOSSOID: "...why didn't YOU DO THIS????!!!!"
YOU: "Er, when did you ask me to? Do you have the email...?"
CYA: Unlocked.
Not Mozilla and Slurpzilla?
"Davis, May and Boris are trying to put the proverbial donkey behind the proverbial cart."
Utter tosh!
Why would the donkeys want to leave the plushness of the House of Commons in the first place?
"So now we have an inordinate number of words for penis but no word for a cylindrical control that can be rotated to alter the state of a machine"
How about...nob?
Underlying temperature issue - see icon.
" next update will be provided in 60 minutes or not..."
Or weaponised unicorns!
..."so the card can have a "pleb bit" available"
Anyone else just had a great idea for an 'app'?
" Any? Facebook? Twitter?"
Secondary sources: Primary Source- Hollywood Movies...
In other news, Windows is still a thing.
"...BridgePort Wire Eroder running DOS 3.0 running off twin 720k floppies."
So fairly secure, then?
"Because NSA isn't selling me - or you, or to anyone else - anything."
They're selling something...
And you certainly have bought it.
"PETA will be on the case."
And kill them.
Check the sacles for serial numbers and copyright.
dreamshit is rife in the Government? Explains a lot...
" "If you are brilliant, come and devote your life to serving the British government, who will pay you a pittance and then castrate you for your trouble.""
And then say how brilliantly British you were, a shining example to all, after you are dead.
"I would suggest that a part of that facelift would be the words
LAND HERE
painted in large friendly letters on the tarmac."
To tell the drone where the ground is...
I must tip my hat to Apple, for Atomic Level awkwardness security-mindedness!!
It's just where the Teasers empty their septic tanks...
"The actual explosion happened around 168,031 years ago."
It was 1987 there...
It's time for the Spyray Block...
"Gardener with neighbouring sheep farmer here: sheep have to be kept out of gardens."
Thus the SNAFU is explained...
Clippy - "I see you have been using stack overflow for every line of code. Would you like to come and work in Redmond?"
FTFY
"A very large catchers mitt with an arrest mechanism could be doable."
A very large Yorkshire pudding soaked in gravy sounds feasible too.
"You just build a hyperloop, Straight up"
But- that would suck all of the atmosphere up into space!!!
"the hydrogen atoms should be able to rotate freely as soon as some energy is available."
Clockwise or widdershins?
(Depending on which isomer, and whether or not the plughole is in the Antipodes or not.*)
*yes, iIknow, Mr Snopes....
"She said that day she had had to make a choice between milk or sweets."
Sounds like she needs to look at her choice of god...
That would be an ecumenical question...
"Yes, now there is a God"
Siri: "Ahem..."
Nothing as safe as an Oompaloompa.
And nothing as hazardous as an Oompaloompa in a cabbage patch...
Also related to a certain Mr Bowie...
this comment also does nothing to advance the debate.
"Sirigooglexa "
The word that turns all of the 'girls' on...
"And what the hell are they burning to make so much soot?"
US Dollars.
"Yeah...but what's he done lately?
No - you're thinking of his sister, Janet"
That's all just nasty rumour...
Do not, ever, mess with a reinforced clown.
That is all.
(edit: where is the Trump icon? )
"She was hit by, struck by, a smooth criminal the owner of some social media operation."
No, buit the profits are reduced...
"I'm aware of a group selling a Spectre vuln.
SPECTRE?