* Posts by hplasm

5611 publicly visible posts • joined 10 Jul 2009

GIVING UP BOOZE CAUSES CANCER - shock study

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Pint

I'll drink to that!

cheers!

(watch that croc...)

Energy crisis over - for 250 years?

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Happy

The gas has got into the woodwork-

They're all coming out today!

RadioShack franchises go gunning for business

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Coat

A step above -

the RS battery club...

Wind power: Even worse than you thought

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Unhappy

It is an ill wind.

And it is doing nobody any good.

Unless they trade in ROCs.

Apple pressures Toyota to kill jailbreaker ad

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Jobs Horns

Isn't that the old motto...

v2?

Also available in white.

Ofcom Radio pokes at potential pirates

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Unhappy

You were lucky-

They can't usually be arsed with interference that 'only disturbs one man's hobby'.

probably get some cash flogging the kit back to the pirates ^H^H^H^H aspiring licensees...

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Megaphone

sadly, nobody could hear them

due to the RFI from powerline Ethernet that they unfortunatley overlooked...

Dig deep! Radio asks taxpayers for blank cheque

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Coat

Only-

the Ford Ennals comes with DAB as standard...

Ofcom refuses to interfere on powerline networking interference

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Happy

My new hobby

Is intefering with BT homehub signals.

Seems harmless...

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Flame

You really shouldn't comment on a grown-up forum.

Why do the feeble trolls have numbers after their names?

Nintendo trades blows with The Sun over 3DS returns

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Megaphone

The sun should come in a 3D edition

To better contain the amount of sh1t it contains.

Teens who listen to music a lot are at high risk of depression

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Thumb Up

No Surprise-

Anything from Simon Cowell's anus and co makes me depressed.

Microsoft wraps Windows 8 in Ribbon UI?

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Happy

You can't polish a turd-

But you can wrap a ribbon around it!

Wanted: Nude female web coders

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Happy

Ah- there are pictures!

Ergo; this has happened!

Judge hits police with massive bill over false Operation Ore charges

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Megaphone

Yet again they trot out 'Lessons will be learned'

When what people want to hear is 'Heads will roll.'

Never happens though.

Fight global warming with Asimov-style Psychohistory - profs

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FAIL

Stick to what you know....

Commenting on a tech forum isn't it.

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Troll

Strangely-

It's funny how global warming believers employ exactly the same tactics as found amongst creationists, 9/11 "truthers", and holocaust deniers.

Fungible statement, that.

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Stop

Sold out-!

Get these 'Scientists' away from the meeja.

They're worse than religionists, and are giving scientists a bad name.

Ofcom forced to publish tests on dodgy radio kit

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Troll

Nobody cares

What you 'think' or 'believe' as you have aready demonstrated that you don't have a clue.

Human heart could power an iPod

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Coat

Could it power-

a pacemaker?

Praying for meltdown: The media and the nukes

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Grenade

Chris Busby

That's the fearmongering twat-in-a-hat that claims all n-plants emit plutonium; but it's undetectable!!

Microsoft man riles update-hungry Windows Phone 7 users

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Coat

NoDo?

Did not do.

What's the problem- just as described 'on the tin'.

RSA won't talk? Assume SecurID is broken

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Unhappy

Council turd collector won't do it-

You'll be lumped in with 'Useless overpaid civil servants'

You will need to be a dogshit consultant.

Oh wait- useless, overpaid... etc.

You won't win.

UK.gov uses purple-panted-berk to get 'young men' to do census

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WTF?

How very,

very odd.

Steve Jobs vindicated: Google Android is not open

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FAIL

Apart from

the daylight saving adjustment, I suppose?

Teat.

UK is a closed source 'stronghold'

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Gates Horns

Don't forget-

The decision makers in the UK are easily bought.

Capitalism killed the Martians, suggests Hugo Chavez

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Coat

"the West's attacks on Libya were about water and oil reserves"

2011 was the year the Mayonaisse Wars began...

Radioactive Tokyo tapwater HARMS BABIES ... if drunk for a year

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Coat

No glowing children now-

they are all unfit, aren't they?

Fukushima's toxic legacy: Ignorance and fear

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Thumb Up

Good point, but they Are healthier...

Nuclear industry workers are indeed checked very carefully,very regularly- every 6-12 months, full workover.

This is mainly to ensure that any scare stories can be fully refuted- and less people do show up with anything nasty- see commentard below. (qv)

It is a nice perq for those in the industry; peace of mind as advertised by the 'BUPA' types but for real,and for free.

In the UK the results are probably freely available- they are good publicity.

awaiting downthumbs from the 'sky is falling and the bits have isotopes in them' tards.

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Troll

Your lead hat

has crushed your brain.

Proof that you don't need to look on the roads to find an utter anus.

Interwebs stunned by musical atrocity

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Pint

Err...

Diamond White?

Dutch courts: Wi-Fi 'hacking' is not a crime

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Happy

True.

Now where can I get a Wetbook of 80 Sexies?

Sounds niiiice!

Prof debuts miniature laser diode for fast networking

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Alert

Nothing-

smells like Hairy Pam in the morning...

HBGary's nemesis is a '16-year-old schoolgirl'

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Happy

On the Internet-

Nobody knows you are a dog.

UK boffins to develop 'Solar Squaddie' electro-uniform

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Grenade

Does it power

Night Vision goggles?

Windows 7 customers hit by service pack 1 install 'fatal error' flaws

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Grenade

So

the trouble with Win7 is you really need to use the command line to get it working?

*zing*

Fukushima is a triumph for nuke power: Build more reactors now!

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Stop

Yes! You're right-!!!

I know a controlled demolition when I see one! 111!!!!!eleventyone.

careful now- You may not wear tinfoil, but lots of people who love opinionbites like that, do.

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Boffin

Soothing words?

Like th 'UN Nuclear Expert' with a beret on, scaring people with such gems as:-

'These reactors release Plutonium all the time,not just when there is an explosion... but you can't detect it.'

Total fearmongering Twat.Good job there was a proper scientist with a bow tie on to tell the truth.

Second explosion rocks Japanese nuke plant

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FAIL

You should see them run-

from a broken thermometer of bit of lead pipe.

Japanese nuke meltdown may be underway

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Flame

Here we go...

2010 the Return of the Luddites.

This earthquake will be the Green equivalent of 9/11; expect a War on Nuclular Energy.

Just when it looked as if we might not cover the globe in windmills.

*sigh*

Fire because that is all we'll have for heat and light in 20 yrs.

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Headmaster

Here we go... redux

Yes - I know it's 2011.

2010 because we should be in Jupiter Space in a Nuke powered craft by now.

iPhone 5 design drawings spied on web

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Jobs Horns

So- It's a iPhone 4

Wearing a belt?

Why Nokia failed: 'Wasted 2,000 man years' on UIs that didn't work

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Headmaster

and

Jerry Pournelle, don't forget.

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Gates Horns

Why?

Is there a lot of fighting there in Microsoft?

Microsoft pushes back cut 'n' paste update

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Coat

So-

They can cut and paste, but they can't make it stick!

Microsoft compares Amazon cloud to 'horseless carriage'

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Thumb Up

Now we can see-

How M$ calculate TCO figures.

NASA aims for space tests of Mars-in-a-month plasma drive

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Happy

What is that

In kilo swimmingpools?

Whitehall to puff punters: 'Hide your fags'

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Big Brother

Because-

They still can, if they want to.

Anti-religious campaigners smack down census Jedis

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Go

I find the lack of faith-

encouraging!

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Thumb Up

or

Hutt...