* Posts by Paul RND*1000

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World+Dog says 'no thanks' to 3D TV

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Seen it all before

"Generally speaking, the younger members of the survey groups were keener on 3D TVs than older folk."

Probably because the older folk (or, really, anyone older than about 30) remember all the other attempts to do 3D and how lousy they were.

We also remember when movies had plots, instead of relying on special effect gimmicks to hold the audience's goldfish-like attention for long enough to make some money. Or when TV shows were well written and original, instead of 15 variants on a franchise used as filler between the ads. Or when computer games had no option but to be fun to play because they couldn't rely on looking pretty to make us buy them.

I'd rather have no movie, TV show or video game at all than one which relies entirely on smoke and mirrors to make it seem like it's worth my time. 3D is just elaborate smoke and mirrors.

(Where's the grouchy old bugger icon when you need it?)

Feds please no one with first official net neut rules

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Glad I wasn't the only one to notice that loophole

"lawful network traffic".

So, that means P2P, BitTorrent, and whatever else the ISP might not like that can be lumped into "unlawful" because some people use them to download movies and music illegally.

Blocking WikiLeaks, or Cryptome, or any other site you object to and which could be claimed to skirt the edge of legality, would be well within that remit with a suitably compliant judge and a good attorney. Both of which are widely available to those with deep pockets.

Hell, you could block standard email on the grounds that it is used by spammers to pitch illegal offshore pharmacies and counterfeit watches, and force your users to use your own proprietary email system instead.

That one word "lawful" might have been put there in a fit of well-meaning, but it forms one hell of a big loophole.

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FAIL

Do you even know what "nationalization" means?

Clue: this isn't it.

'Don't panic: We're still Delicious,' says Yahoo!-owned Web2.0 outfit

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Flickr and DeLicioUs

There's a really important difference.

Flickr is a free service with a reasonably priced pro upgrade that's worth it for a large percentage of users.

Delicious is a free service which...um...why would I want to give anyone money for it, exactly?

Scientologist overlord declares victory over Anonymous

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Well

Scientologist cult in shock lie-telling shock? Who'd have thought...?

Anyway that ought to take some of the heat off Visa, Mastercard etc. while Anon. divert attention from Wikileaks matters to give that obnoxious cult a LOIC-powered reminder.

Extra points if they can get Gnosis involved too :)

US Navy achieves '100 mile' hypersonic railgun test shot

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Behind a mountain

Wonder how many of these projectiles it would take to literally move mountains?

Gawker rooted by anonymous hackers

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Take a look at your numeric keypad if you have one

Or your phone, or any other numeric keypad. You'll see why he chose that password.

Mass mind control artist condemns El Reg to obscurity

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Not representative

Limbaugh isn't representative of America as a whole any more than any other burger-inhaling, loud-mouthed right-wing stereotype is. He just gets paid a lot more than they do and when he runs his mouth it's not just to his buddies, it's to anyone who'll tune in and listen.

Bottom line: he gets paid a lot to tell a sizeable minority of people what they want to hear. Think about that for a moment. His job is to get on the radio, be all shouty and get a certain audience demographic nicely riled up. In exchange, he takes home large piles of cash from his employer and corporate sponsors. Everything he says and does in public is calculated to achieve that end and if it helps elect people who are overly friendly to the hyper-wealthy, that's just cream on the pie for him. I'd be surprised if he truly believes half of the nonsense he comes up with, but he knows that his audience will and that's all that matters to him.

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Orbit

No paper planes, but he regularly sent his brain into orbit on a hillbilly heroin powered rocket.

This year's comedy Xmas No. 1 contender: Silent song 4'33"

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Do we?

Do we get to kick Cowell in the 'nads once for every time the single sells? Sign me up for all I can carry, and a sturdy pair of steel-toecapped Doc Martens please!

US politician: 'homosexual agenda' behind TSA groin grope

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Stinking hypocrite

Just another weaselly, extremist, self-serving politician who isn't fit for any office.

If it was his preferred shower of useless bastards who were in the White House right now, he'd be hailing the pervo-scanners and groin groping as a win against those "evil terra-ists".

Cucking funt. Just like all the rest of 'em.

Filthy PCs: The X-rated circus of horrors

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It's just a wee baby one

I had the fun of dealing with combined CAT-5/telephony cabinets in the office where I did a work placement year as a sysadmin.

Each cabinet was large enough for a full-grown man to stand up in, if you removed the networking gear, and served a floor of 70 or 80 people each with a phone and a networked PC. We had 5 floors, each with one of these cabinets.

Later in the evening, when the office was quiet, I swear you could hear the muffled screams of former network engineers who were trapped in there after attempting to troubleshoot a cabling problem.

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Basement computer

I'm wondering now what hell I might find in my basement-dwelling server. The one last opened several years ago, that's been running right next to the cat boxes non-stop since 2006 and is covered in a fine layer of clay dust on the outside.

It's also been down there through 3 or 4 major ladybug infestations, this year's stink bug population explosion, and has definite potential for housing black widow spiders, or at least spiders of some sort.

Sarah Palin calls for US to stand by North Korea

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I doubt it somehow

I don't see her being electable to any important office once people beyond the Tea Party have any say. TP'ers aren't even close to being a majority of Americans, they just make enough noise and have enough support from certain corners of the media to sound like one.

She could certainly win the GOP presidential nomination, unless enough moderate Republicans show up in the primaries and put the stoppers on it. After that, she's screwed unless Obama goes out of his way to cock up his next 2 years in office. Maybe if he accidentally nukes Des Moines, or something, she might have a chance.

With presidential candidate Palin the moderate Repubs will recoil in horror. They won't vote for Obama, but there's a half-decent chance they won't vote for Palin either. More importantly, the independents who actually decide the elections will run hard in the opposite direction and Dems will hopefully get up off their complacent arses and make sure to cast votes that aren't for her.

She might be the only candidate who *doesn't* have a reasonable chance of beating Obama if things stand as they are.

Unarmed Royal Navy T45 destroyer breaks down mid-Atlantic

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Fit for purpose

"There are many people of course worried that perhaps the type 45 will not be fit for purpose, well if i could just allay there fears. Its purpose is to provide protection for our aircraft carriers."

No no no no!! It's purpose is to funnel obscenely large piles of taxpayer money to the military-industrial complex, thus protecting the interests of politicians whose constituencies happen to contain people who work in said complex.

On that basis, it is eminently fit for purpose.

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FAIL

New technology?

Electric motors, driven by electricity generated by some sort of turbine? In what fantasy universe is that "new technology"?

Of all the things that could possibly have teething troubles, that should have been the second last one to be a concern, just ahead of "big metal boat shaped bit which floats on water". Fuck. me.

Top Ten Arcade Classics

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Nostalgia

Atari's Sprint 2 was almost certainly my first arcade play, or possibly Space invaders. I remember those tabletop ones, with controls at each end and the screen would flip in 2 player mode. I think I played at least one PacMan in a tabletop cabinet, too.

Might I also add Pole Position and Breakout to this excellent list?

Reminds me so much of my favourite bits of childhood. The only time I got to play arcade games was on holiday (Butlins FTW!) and that included the various "rest stops" on the way south toward Mosney, most of which had a Space Invaders cabinet tucked in the corner. It's a miracle we didn't all die really, 4 adults, 2 kids and their luggage jammed into a Talbot Horizon or Vauxhall Chevette with a driver who was surely pretty merry well before we arrived. Anyway I spent a LOT of time and parental money in the camp's main amusement arcade.

Probably explains my tendency to avoid the sunlight and skip today's overblown 3D megagames for some MAME fun.

Brits say 'no, no, no' to 3D TV

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Let's be honest here

Shit presented in 1080p 3-D Super-Whammo-Vision is still shit.

Movies with no plot but lots of effects? Shit.

Most TV content? Shit.

Sequel number 5 or 6 in a well-worn, tried and tested, utterly, utterly safe-as-houses profitable gaming franchise? Expensive, unoriginal, gold-plated shit with a cherry on top.

Make it worth my while to upgrade, and I'll certainly consider it. Keep on producing uninspiring content which needs techno-jazzing just to make it worth a second glance and the old 4:3 glass tube CRT stays right where it is until it finally craps out and I'm forced to replace it.

Calls for US nudie perv scanner 'opt-out day'

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The real real problem is

When someone stuffs some part of their innards with semtex. Backscatter scanners aren't going to detect *that* subtle ruse.

"Privacy whiner", huh? I'll keep my privacy, thanks, and trade off against the vanishingly small risk of having my flight blown up. There are plenty of places you can choose to live if you don't object to having no rights or freedoms. I'd rather this didn't get any closer to being one of them.

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@Explosive breast enhancement

Bringing a whole new meaning to the phrase "she's a real bombshell".

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Big Brother

Tony and Michael

I suggest you start giving a damn about your rights and liberties in general while you still can. You'll miss them when they're gone.

World's largest pilot union shuns full-body scanners

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What if...?

Exercises in "what if?" are all very well, but if you follow that to its logical conclusion and manage to assess every possible "what if", there'd be no way you could ever allow an aircraft to move, let alone leave the ground.

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Death by terrorism vs death by radiation?

I can't help but wonder at what amount of exposure does your risk of death due to these scans become higher than your risk of death due to a terrorist action taking down the plane you're on.

BA slams stupid security checks

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Ever flown an early morning international departure?

It's a joke.

"Be at the airport 3 hours early" they say.

I got there 2.5 hours before the flight. Then had to wait for an hour anyway until the check-in desk opened.

That was the last time I bothered obeying that particular rule. Now I show up 1.5 hours before departure. Nobody has ever said anything about it.

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Cameras don't need to be taken out of your bag?

Um, depends. Though "farce" is an excellent word to describe it overall. My last trip out from the US and back showed all kinds of inconsistency here too.

Charlotte security heading out did not require the camera out of the bag at all and hand-inspected the film I was carrying on request (I will praise TSA here; they are really very good about this and have consistent, logical rules that they do follow. Of course it's not something they have to do very often these days, which probably helps.)

Going through re-screen at Newark on the way home the film was hand inspected as requested but they required the same "all gear out of bag, into trays, rescan" on the camera equipment itself.

Belfast International scanned the camera bag, insisted on scanning the film when I requested a hand inspection, then proceeded to take every piece of camera equipment out, load it into trays, rescan it and the film (a second time) and then swab it for explosive residue. With hindsight, I probably should have just said "OK, fair enough" when he told me the scanner was safe for film, instead of my actual response of "it bloody well better be".

Mind you, this is with a camera that was built when these things were made mostly of metal and on top of that it was equipped with a motordrive stuffed full of 12 AA cells. Who knows what it looked like on the X-ray! I've also seen someone almost get in trouble while carrying a small digicam housed in an underwater enclosure.

The film, incidentally, survived the over-zealous BFS security.

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Depends

Flying CLT->EWR->BFS this summer, we stayed air-side all the way, passing through security only at CLT. In fact our arrival gate in Newark was right next to the gate we would depart from.

On the return journey, we exited the secured area after arriving at Newark, then had to go back through security again to get to the connecting flight.

LimeWire (finally) dies under judge's gavel

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Home taping^Udownloading^UThe record industry is killing music

We've had home taping and now copyright infringing downloads blamed by the music industry for killing music. Except home taping never *did* kill music even though it's been a "problem" for a sizeable portion of the history of recorded music, and nor has downloading/ripping since it became technically reasonable to do.

It would be good for the industry to be forced, finally, to look at what is really killing music. In the last couple of years we've maybe downloaded a dozen tracks from Limewire, and bought 3 or 4 CDs. Over half of those downloads were tracks from one of the CDs we ended up buying anyway (on the strength of what we'd already heard). We have a lot of CDs, not buying many more is a relatively recent phenomenon for us.

That speaks to the overall quality of product coming out of the big recording labels, not to the ease of piracy. We could easily have downloaded thousands of songs and bought no CDs at all but really, what's the point when much of it is pure crap?

It won't happen though, as long as there's an internet, and as long as CD production is outsourced to the cheapest available place without regard to local copyright laws, there'll be piracy. And the industry will be able to point a finger of blame ANYWHERE but itself until the market finally stops buying their rubbish entirely.

Schmidt: I 'misspoke' over Street View

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I don't know what bothers me more

On the one hand, we have Schmidt babbling forth with yet more "jokes" about privacy while Google are picking up a reputation for not respecting privacy. He does this with some regularity which suggests that he either is too stupid to learn from his mistakes (unlikely) or that he really does feel this way and he is unfortunately afflicted with a too-small "shite buffer"*.

On the other hand, we have CNN editing this out after the fact. That's plain wrong, and whether Google requested it or not is irrelevant. They edited it out, where a proper journalist should have been reaching for a shovel and preparing to dig as deep as possible to find out what the hell is going on.

* the "shite buffer": postulated by some friends and I over a Friday night carry-out some time ago, the shite buffer is that place in your brain where thoughts go for final editing. Like the short delay introduced into live broadcasts on TV and radio. Some people lack this feature and run their mouths with whatever plopped out of their brain. Others have a keenly-developed buffer and rarely say the wrong thing.

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'Once again, I invite TheGreatUnwashed[tm] to enroll in "Critical Thinking 101"'

I wish you luck with that near-impossible undertaking. If you succeed, can you please tell us all how you did it?

Somali rebels threaten mobile banking group

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FAIL

The right wing solution...

..."small government".

Well, hell, Somalia is the poster child for having a small government. They almost have none at all. Let's see how *that's* working out for them, shall we?

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Yep

Reminds me of the "Spitting Image" skit early in the Bosnia-Serbia war, where a couple of Bosnian soldiers under heavy bombardment are busy digging with shovels in the hope of striking oil so that the US would get involved like they did for Kuwait.

Benoit Mandelbrot, father of fractals, dies at 85

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Spectrum, too

I recall typing in a listing (remember those?) from either Your Sinclair or Popular Computing Weekly, which rendered a passable Mandelbrot set in black and white using Sinclair BASIC.

It took a Very Long Time Indeed, though.

Power grid scare stories a 'bunch of hooey'

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If it was that easy

More than once we had cases where the local underage hoods-in-training would lob some suitable metal object like a bicycle into the local substation for a laugh (failing, as such idiots generally do, to realize they were shutting off the power to their own neighbourhoods; shitting on their own doorsteps is something they were always star performers at).

Yet the only "ZOMG the gridz are asplode!" moment I recall was during a huge storm one night when Norn Iron's only major generating plant at the time got a good old soaking from the salt spray and shut down for several hours plunging a large portion of the province into darkness. Which is what you get when you really don't have enough redundant generating capacity.

Speaking of which, all the terr'ists have to do is wait while the increase in energy use outstrips the greedy power companies' willingness to invest in infrastructure. Then all the bad guys will need to do is launch "Operation Time For A Cuppa" and kaboom!!

Margaret Thatcher celebrates 85 years

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So the saying is true

Only the good die young, but the evil seem to live forever.

I can think of a good use for that Chilean mine now that it's being cleared of Chilean miners...should be a hell of a lot cheaper than the 5 million quid sendoff Marcus mentions, and infinitely more satisfying.

Many Microsoft workers big on company not Ballmer

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Surprised as many as half approve

I mean, really. From the outside, Ballmer's leadership of Microsoft has resembled a gory train wreck at times. I can only imagine what it feels like to be *in* that train.

As for LeBlanc's complaints of validity of the sample size, either he slept through the statistics lessons in math class or he's in maximum spin mode trying to make this look less bad than it is. As long as the sample was representative of the entire company or as much of it as is reasonable, it's a valid sample.

Man enraged by sagging pants pops cap in teen's ass

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IT Angle

Bit OTT

If I shot everyone whose clothing was ridiculous looking the streets would be piled high with the corpses of kids wearing jeans around their knees, people who wear pajama bottoms in public, and lets not forget the Snuggie, Goths, Emos, tracksuit-wearing spides, and so on...

Besides if someone really wants to look stupid, who am I to stop them from making a tit of themselves in public for our entertainment?

Penis pill spam shrinks

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Economics

By no means scientific, because I don't know the numbers, but the sending cost per spam mail would be incredibly low (especially since they're *stealing* other people's bandwidth and CPU cycles to send the actual messages, of course they have to pay some low-life shitbag for use of a botnet but I suspect that isn't too expensive either).

The response rate is also incredibly low, but high enough that they cover their costs and then some. If it wasn't, then spam would go away because it just wouldn't make financial sense to do it.

Spammers are evil, but you can also thank the fraction of a percent of clueless idiots who buy crap from them for making it a sustainable business model.

MoD labels Facebook Places a 'targeting pack' for terrorists

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With all due respect Sophy...

...just because it's default is currently set to "friends only" doesn't mean it'll stay that way in future.

Sorry, but Facebook's record on privacy and in particular changing privacy defaults under the auspices of "improvements" speaks for itself in this regard.

Google open sources JPEG assassin

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Let the digital rot begin!

So when can we add JPEG to the list of "files I used to be able to read which are lost forever"?

Screw RAW, mine's the one with the rolls of film in the pocket... ;-)

Baby Boomers committing suicide at unprecedented rates

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Happy slappy generation gappy

Honestly, as a "Gen-X"-er (1973) neither do I. It all seems like a rather artificial division when you consider that every generation does the same things in the same order, barring any massive worldwide upheavals.

My generation bitches about how the boomers screwed everything up for us while deriding gen-Y and millennials for being lazy, selfish, slacking feckers who'll never be ready for leadership.

Sounds a lot like what I hear some boomers say about my generation and that of their parents, doesn't it?

All a bit silly really, if you ask me.

Steve Jobs chops student hack down to size

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Ninja?

If by "ninja" you really mean "arrogant moron" then sure, Steve Jobs is King of the Ninjas.

WTF happened to him, seriously? Is this all part of the "hi, I'm a Mac and I'm better-and-cooler-than-you" image Apple wants to project? Has he been taking PR lessons from the Other Steve? When will he start throwing limited edition, uncomfortable but desirably cool designer chairs around?

Perhaps she should have said she was a shareholder, since that's who these companies really serve, not the paying customer.

Podgy Googlers get shrunken plates

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Joke

Nothing wrong with grits

Just throw in some salt, butter and melted cheese and they're completely delicious.

Oh, wait...bugger.

Playboy centrefold freaks out at 10,000 feet

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*sigh*

People are now so jittery that leaning down to tie your shoelace on an airliner might be enough to induce fear and terror in some of the more paranoid passengers. God help you if you sneeze or fart, biological and chemical attacks are especially fear-inducing.

Then again, perhaps we can use that criteria to put political advertisement creators and cable news opinion pundits in orange jumpsuits, since they mostly deal in fearmongering to an easily scared audience.

Best Buys: Budget DSLR Cameras

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Another AA advantage

If you also have an add-on flash unit, it typically will use AA cells. Dedicated battery for the camera = dedicated charger for the camera battery. AA rechargeables for your flash as well means now you need two chargers. But if the camera can use the same rechargeables as the flash, that's one less charger to lug around on your travels.

Stick with Eneloops or other hybrid-type NiMH batteries and self-discharge is a non-issue. Keep a set of those lithium AAs in the bag as an emergency fallback. Alkalines don't do so well in these type of applications.

I think Pentax got it (nearly) right with the just-announced K-r which uses a dedicated Li-ion battery but has an optional holder to use AA cells. The (nearly) is because it looks to be a separate item instead of coming with the camera.

Koran-burning 'pastor' loses website

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Free speech is great...

...but the speaker must remember that it carries a heavy burden of personal responsibility. Words are powerful. Words have consequences. Words can start wars. Words can destroy churches, end pastoral careers and get innocent people you've never even met killed just because they happen to have a certain nationality or religious belief.

The right to free speech is NOT a license to be deliberately inflammatory or hateful and expect there to be no consequences to yourself or others just because it's "protected speech". There are way too many people in positions of influence who have forgotten that, or aren't willing to accept responsibility for the consequences of their words.

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Weapons-grade stupidity

Sweet weeping Jesus...when even Sarah Palin and half of your fundamentalist congregation are taking a large step back from your rabid intolerant nut-hattery, you'd think that perhaps, just perhaps, that's some sort of sign from God, right there, that you've crossed a line and then kept on running and you maybe should stop sometime soon.

What's with burning the Talmud, too? Some sort of warped middle-east peace attempt? He's going to get the Jews and Muslims to stop lobbing rocks at each other by getting them to join up in united fury and lob rocks at Christians instead? WTF? Really, just WTF?

Firefox 4 beta gets hard on Windows

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Meet the new BLINK tag?

"a new API that lets site developers code pages that visually display audio data inside the browser"

So, one of the highlight features of FF4 is a browser-specific gimmick which will be used for a while by a small handful of experimenters before they realize it's basically pointless and get bored with it. It will eventually only be used by the same clueless people who write all their emails in purple 20pt Comic Sans and who used to have Geocities pages with animated GIF backgrounds overlaid by blinking, marquee'd, centered text. The rest of us will wish harm upon the responsible parties every time our computer is ground to a sputtering halt by such a site.

Surely the devs' time would have been better used in finding ways to make FF *less* of a memory hungry monster, not piling on more useless crap to make matters even worse. Starting to look like Microsoft, you guys.

New iPod crew: 'Phoney, futuristic, retro, doomed'

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Hmm

My wife's trusty, beat-to-blazes 1st gen Shuffle mysteriously disappeared a few days ago. I'm pretty sure she didn't know about the new iPod lineup though.

Texan cooks up deep-fried Guinness

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Deep Fried S’mores Pop-Tart®

That would be chocolate and marshmallow, surely? Or at least, chocolate flavored something and faux-marshmallow, since it's a toaster pastry and not made of real stuff at all. Maybe next year they'll deep-fry an actual s'more, now that would be prize-worthy (and enough calories to make Elvis look like a fussy eater).

SCO gets sale approval

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IT Angle

They still sell stuff?

I'd sort of forgotten that SCO had a software business.

Anyway, isn't this a little bit like being on a sinking fishing boat in some cold, unforgiving place and being told that the survival suits and life raft have been auctioned off to raise money for some buckets to bail water out of the boat with?

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