* Posts by Paul RND*1000

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New Mac OS X: Mountain Lion roars at unauthorised apps

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FAIL

Re: Re: Pick your garden now while you can still see the alternatives...

Would you dare to guarantee that it's going to stay optional? Or that Apple will not, eventually, be picky about who it lets sign an application?

Look at the language in the press release: it's all about security. It's the safer option. We have your back, remain calm. Convince enough people that they shouldn't tick that box and in a couple of releases you can make the box go away without any substantial protest. Another brick in the wall.

Then they can gradually make it much more attractive to use the official app store instead of signed apps downloaded from elsewhere.

I'd really be OK with that if the bar to entry for an "official app" was merely that it isn't going to do nasty things to your computer. But we already know how Apple rolls when it comes to deciding who gets to be allowed past the wall.

Scroogle: Dear Google, we're not bots, we're HUMAN

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I guess the whole point is to deliver the same results as Google without all the crap.

Though lately I'm having a hell of a time thinking of reasons why delivering the same results as Google is even a good idea.

Facebook IPO: Boom or bubble?

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@5.antiago

You end up running your company for the benefit of the shareholders.

Any customer satisfaction achieved is merely an accidental side effect of this behavior.

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Facepalm

MySpace was an ugly disaster of a user interface, cluttered and unusable. Facebook, by contrast, have...oh, wait. Timeline. Never mind...

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And how do you think you obtain that virtual currency?

Check your local grocery store's gift cards display. Good luck leaving with $10* of Farmville virtual currency without handing over actual real world currency first.

Drink diet pop all the time? Look forward to VASCULAR DEATH

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Pint

I'd be considerably more worried about the Aspartame in the damned stuff. It's all kinds of shady...

"Aspartame has been controversial since day one. Searle, the manufacturer, had failed to win FDA approval for 16 years and was under investigation for performing fraudulent studies. Aspartame was suddenly approved in 1981 when Donald Rumsfeld, former CEO of Searle and new member of President Ronald Reagan’s transition team, appointed a new FDA commissioner."

US shoots down key Rambus patent

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@Ken

Perhaps it *should* be the case. I for one am getting mighty sick of suspect patents which should never have been granted in the first place being successfully used to create an income because it's cheaper to pay the licensing fee than to fight it in court and risk having a judge not realize how crappy the patent is.

Notice how the patent trolls typically go after the little guys first, when possible. They're much more likely to roll over; better to pay the troll than risk being beaten to death and thrown off the bridge. Once enough of them have settled and pay licensing it gives some sense of validity to the patent for when they face potential licensees who *can* afford to get into a legal battle. "Why yes our patent is good yer 'onor, lookit all these companies which agreed to pay us for its use". It becomes much harder to prove the invalidity of the bad patent.

That IMO is an even worse precedent.

In a system where a bad patent being struck down leaves the patent holder on the hook for refunding license fees, patent trolls and abusers would have a hell of a time continuing their practices knowing that any one of their shonky patents could spell disaster.

Of course the real solution to this would be to make sure that only patent-worthy ideas actually get patents granted. Then it would become reasonable to assume good intent by the patent holder, as opposed to how things are now where there is clearly a great deal of malicious intent involved in patenting.

Google spews out 'privacy' email to Sky punters too

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"A particular user may have a half-dozen gmail addresses to keep various activities separated and to ensure privacy."

Anyone involving a Gmail address with anything where privacy is called for is just asking for trouble. I use Gmail for my main email (which is largely dull and boring), but if I needed a second email with actual privacy expectations, I'd stay well away from it.

"Is Google going to do anything stupid"

History would suggest "yes".

"suddenly and publically link all these e-mail addresses [and blogs] to each other"

I certainly wouldn't rely on them not doing so, extradoubleplus so if my reputation or life depended on them staying unconnected.

Flag-waving Lego Canuck soars to 80,000ft

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The red Angry Bird hitched a ride into space recently too.

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Other options

Action Man: Though his arms and legs would probably fall off before he reached maximum altitude. Possibly even before he left the ground.

Evel Knievel action figure: no parachute required. Bonus points for sending him up on the matching stunt bike.

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"If you could somehow direct it"

That would put you one step ahead of a few posties I've suffered through. Yes, I would like my mail, no I do not want my neighbors' mail too.

Facebook to shove Timeline in EVERYONE'S face soon

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"And is it just me, or does "frictionless sharing" sound like something dodgy you'd do with a tube of KY?"

Close, it's what Facebook keep doing to it's users with a tube of KY.

NASA shuts off Voyager 1's central heating

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Facepalm

"Why take on that expense for the benefit of the future generations, when in probably a hundred or so years time that journey time could be cut by a half."

Can you imagine how pissed off the great*260-or-so grandchildren of the first ever interstellar explorers would be when they finally arrive at their destination, only to discover that the place has already been all screwed up by 9000-odd years of humanity?

Wikipedia to shut down Wednesday in SOPA protest

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Let's not forget to mention...

Rep. Bob Goodlatte (R) Virginia 6th District who introduced SOPA.

As for Wikipedia, the warning should always be present with the wording "STUDENT WARNING! Refer to more than one source when researching your homework. Wikipedia may not be accurate or unbiased."

Murdoch slams White House over SOPA in Twitter row

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Aww is wittle Wupert upset?

Anything which Murdoch thinks is good is worth opposing. With any necessary force, even if that does mean being in bed with Google.

Duff Russian Mars probe spotted flying in reverse

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Oh those crazy science types!

I love how he spends more text taking apart someone else's video than he does explaining what the hell is going on in his.

Kodak heading to Chapter 11

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WTF?

Chapter 11

Uh, not trying to piss in the death-watch party punch here but you *do* all realize that Chapter 11 is what you do when you want to restructure your debts, rebuild and emerge as a slimmed-down, hopefully profitable company? Right?

OTOH if they *don't* declare Chapter 11 soon they're in denial and you might want to ready the shovels; if they declare Chapter 7 the damn hole had better be ready.

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Facepalm

"The real question is this: what will happen to the retro folks and hipsters who still use their film cameras?"

Same thing that the professional photographers who still use film will do: buy from Fujifilm, Ilford, Foma, Efke/Adox, Rollei, some Chinese companies and more than likely Kodak, since they continue to operate while they restructure under Chapter 11 and their film division supposedly has been one of the growth areas within the company.

Even if Kodak imploded tomorrow morning there's not exactly a shortage of companies still making film, though Fuji are the only major player left in color film besides Kodak.

Homeland Sec., RIAA Torrent lists published

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FAIL

It's not going to help with shipping pirates anywhere since it fails to list the location of any dinghies full of armed Somalians.

Feds propose 50-state ban on mobile use while driving

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@intractable postherd

"Mandatory wearing of a seatbelt is an infraction of personal liberties with no effect on third parties"

I do agree that, if someone is dumb enough to drive without a seatbelt while alone in their vehicle, that's their choice. In my car, it's mandatory.

Ever seen an unsecured 200+lb adult take flight from a rear seat with a surprised look on their face, demolish the front seat and bounce off the inside of the windshield? I have, and that was merely a well-executed emergency stop from 30mph or so (some dumb kid ran into the road in front of me). If the third party I'd just dropped off 30 seconds earlier had been in that front seat, they'd have been properly effed up.

Since then, I don't move until everyone's belted up, law or no law. If they feel like they're having their liberties infringed, they can fuck off out of the car and ponder them while they walk home.

Higgs boson hunters have god particle in their sights

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Happy

@chemist

"They really ought to discourage PowerPoint usage"

That's much better.

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And these people have a particle accelerator? Maybe we *should* be worried...

Brit balloonist reclaims UK altitude record

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I think his website, like the balloon, has burst.

Congratulations on the altitude record though. As for the successful invasion of Belgium...who *hasn't* invaded Belgium? ;-)

Snowbound Alaskan survives on frozen beer

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"wrap a towel around his feet"

SEE! The Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy is right! Knowing where your towel is == sure fire way to survive anything.

Facebook disses Effin Irishwoman

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WTF?

Er wait...

This *is* the same Facebook which is stuffed full of profane status updates, yes?

I thought so, just wanted to make sure I wasn't hallucinating.

Duqu attackers: master coders, Linux rookies

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"Using man doesn't suggest a newbie admin to me"

Nor me. It suggests someone who is being careful not to fuck up a task which could leave the machine inaccessible. I've consulted manpages for commands I consider myself familiar with in situations where a small mistake could cause ruinous consequences.

On the other hand, not knowing that EXT3 leaves traces or that bash by default leaves a history log, those do suggest that they weren't all that. Unless they intentionally left *misleading* traces, that is.

The BBC Micro turns 30

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I was a happy Spectrum user from 1984 all the way through 1992, but the BBC Micro with it's spiffy BASIC, built in assembler, proper keyboard, decent sound and graphics that you could actually use from BASIC (yes C64 I'm pointing contemptuously at your fatal flaw) was the reason I spent most school break periods well away from the sunlight.

I'd pick out the listings from INPUT magazine which had most promise and bring them to school with me just so I could try them out and compare to the Speccy versions. The tricks you could play with some of the *FX and *TV parameters were pretty unique to the Beeb and the Teletext mode was always fun to muck around with. The 80-column text and programmable F-keys were useful too. A true, accessible, "programmer's machine", with one major shortcoming I only discovered much later as I started to get into more ambitious projects: 32K wasn't nearly enough when you wanted 80 column text or full color graphics from BASIC.

Oh yeah and BBC Elite really is the best version, and I say that as a veteran of the Spectrum version which I was still playing pretty regularly several years after I'd supposedly replaced the Spectrum with an Amiga.

Russian diplomat caught driving while 15 TIMES over booze limit

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Pint

Only 0.3%?

Pfft, lightweight.

http://www.sowetanlive.co.za/news/2010/12/24/drunkest-driver-in-sa-arrested

1.6g/100ml - that's 1.6%, or about 3 times what would kill most people. That's some serious built-up tolerance right there.

Mind you even at "only" 0.3% our Russian buddy still needs a damn good shoeing by the local plod for being an idiot.

Poll: One in six interrupt bonking to answer mobile

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Paris Hilton

What they didn't tell you

Is that by "having sex" or "using the phone in the bathroom" they meant one and the same thing.

And that an incoming call interrupts the online porn-fest.

Breaking news: Man lands on Moon!

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Paris Hilton

I think it may be a reference to what it does to your privacy.

PETA claims anti-Mario campaign was a joke

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Facepalm

The only joke I see here is PETA.

Kindle Fire gets root access

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I was going to suggest that they were taking the Barnes and Noble approach, namely "we don't really care if you root our Nook, you already paid us for it, we're all good". But if Amazon are taking a loss on each Fire sold with the intention of making money on the services, I don't see where it makes any sense to tolerate rooting.

Boffins reckon Mars quite blustery actually

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Apparently not (might have been too much weight), though "Curiosity" will be carrying a weather station with it.

Doomsday 2012 mega volcano 'unlikely' - NASA

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I was sort of thinking that myself, this doesn't really seem to be NASA's department. Though they undoubtedly have some rock-huggers on the payroll, it's hardly their primary remit.

Jim Westwood, home micro revolutionary

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Unfortunately the bloody marketers are rather better at manipulating what we get to know. Which is exactly why they're marketers.

Naked vegans target Prince Harry over meaty 12-incher

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Facepalm

So.......once again the message from PETA is that it's OK to treat women as sex objects just as long as you think of the poor fluffy cute ickle animals? How very progressive of them.

Sorry, but when I look at these two all I can think of is how annoying they must be, constantly harping on about not eating animal products. If they want to be vegan that's fine, their choice. If they want *me* to be vegan they can fuck away off.

NASA working on nuclear rocket for manned Mars trips

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FAIL

The perils of one (not very reliable) source research.

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S NO ICE UNDER THE REGOLITH?!?!? How the hell are we supposed to get home now?"

"I don't know Sir, but there's no ice. We're screwed."

"But Wikipedia SAID THERE WAS FUCKING ICE UNDER THE MOTHERFUCKING REGOLITH!!!!"

"..."

"I swear to God, if we ever get home I'll hunt down whoever wrote that lousy article and use THEM as reaction mass!!"

WebOS developer? 'Grab a slab, while stocks last'

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"offering WebOS developers a cheap deal on the final stocks in the channel of its WebOS Touchpad, which you can get "while stocks last". Although why anyone would want a discontinued fondleslab running a soon-to-be-defunct platform is unclear"

Eh, think I'll pass. If I want to get my kicks developing software on a defunct platform I have a perfectly good ZX Spectrum I can drag out from under the bed. It probably still has more active users than there are Touchpads in existence too.

World's only twin jet-engine bike drives onto eBay

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Pint

"Parachute braking, a la drag racing??"

I'm not seeing anything remotely resembling a parachute system on there. Maybe you're supposed to just jump off the bike and let your enormous balls act like airbags?

Now Russians can't even contact their busted Mars probe

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Boffin

Two words Christoph:

Orbital Decay.

It's clearly not in a stable orbit (it was never intended to be in earth orbit for very long, why would it be?), it's being slowed by atmospheric drag which causes it to slow down and lose altitude. Just like those other two large objects which fell from orbit in recent months.

Barnes & Noble complain to DoJ over Redmond nobbling

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I presume Samsung and HTC bent over and took it because they happen to also make products using Microsoft's mobile OS and they were either quietly threatened with loss of their license to use that OS, or are concerned that Microsoft might pull the plug on them. Which is stupid. That tactic might have worked with PC makers when Windows was the only game in town, but everyone needs to remember that in the mobile space, Microsoft needs them a hell of a lot more than they need Microsoft.

I'm hoping that BN, not having any likely interest in licensing from Microsoft and possibly banking on their Nook being a success, will be suitably motivated to take this all the way to dragging these patent claims into court where they can be exposed for what they surely are: trivial nonsense.

Lemmings

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This one is a real happy memories post for me. Lemmings was the first game I ever played on my very own Amiga 500, just long enough after opening the box to get it plugged into the nearest TV for a quick test run. Didn't even bother setting it up on my desk, that's how eager I was to get playing. Sat on the floor playing it until my legs went numb, if I remember correctly.

"After reading this I know you’re going to spend next Saturday trawling through your nearest car boot sale for a second hand Amiga"

The heck with that, I have my original Lemmings floppy somewhere (came with the A500 Cartoon Classics package back in 1991) and a mostly-working A4000 which I've been meaning to start a restoration project on for a while.

Russian probe engines crap out on way to Mars

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I have a set of jumper leads if they need to borrow them for a bit.

HP seeks buyer for WebOS

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Facepalm

"Will swap for tablet business strategy"

%s/tablet //g

There, I fixed that headline for you.

Compact Disc death foretold for 2012

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The regular consumer side of things (not just music either) has been declining in quality for years now under the attitude of "yeah, so it sounds or looks worse, but it's so *convenient*". Dropping the "inconvenient" CD certainly fits into that pattern of decline.

Yes, convenience has its place. But sometimes, I'm willing to make a little effort in exchange for a noticeable quality increase. The record label which takes that option away from me won't get my business.

Though if it's major labels we're talking about, I'm not sure that would be any real loss to me.

Common brain parasite 'can affect host's actions'

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Joke

"capable of affecting its host's actions for its own benefit – but against the interests of the host"

So, just like politicians, bank executives and extraordinarily fat and wealthy AM radio talk show hosts, all of whom I would happily describe as parasites.

German website offers custom cow killing

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Perhaps they lead them in to a special area one at a time, while soothing classical music wafts into their ears. The other cows remain blissfully unaware of what's going on.

Sadly I don't anticipate being able to test the "it tastes better" theory any time soon, my budget barely stretches past sort-of fresh roadkill.

Americans' right to hang fake balls on trucks left dangling

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Go

Permit them, please!

There'd be general uproar and malcontent if the government tried to force all selfish idiots to display a tag on their vehicles which stated, in bold red text on a yellow background "I AM A SELFISH IDIOT".

Allowing them to hang these things from their overly large trucks (which they generally never use for any purpose a small car backed up by an occasional rental from U-Haul couldn't fulfill) means they're doing the exact same thing, voluntarily.

Mars probe crippled by buggy SSD successfully jury-rigged

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Makes me feel a little less smug about being able to remote login to my home PC while at work, a whopping 6 miles away, I'll tell you that much.

Samsung gets fast-track appeal on Tab injunction

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Occupy Infinite Loop?

Seriously, Apple. Your product doesn't suck and you don't need to act like Bad Microsoft to prop it up by squishing any viable competition with your legal department scumbags. As a consumer, I want choice and I don't smile upon companies which go out of their way to take that choice away by anti-competitive means.

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