* Posts by sabroni

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UK air traffic woes caused by 'invalid flight plan data'

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Re: IR35 changes that culled experts from projects across multiple sectors.

Aww, did your tax dodge stop working? Don't worry, I'm sure you're still vastly overpaid!

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Re: There is something else going on, that we haven't been told about.

Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hanlon%27s_razor

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Re: If I can do it, why can't NATS?

Because a flight plan isn't the same thing as an invoice?

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Re: I'm surprised people are not more forgiving.

Really? Haven't you met many?

Tesla's purported hands-free 'Elon mode' raises regulator's blood pressure

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Re: Safer roads.

For those inside the automated cars maybe. What about us stupid meat sacks who still walk to get places?

This profiler chatbot promises to help speed up your Python – we can believe it

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Sounds cool

Pity they decided to add hallucination to the feature set.

Microsoft still prohibits Google or Alibaba from running O365 Windows Apps

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re: How this is not monopolist behaviour?

I'm going out on a limb here, but given the article lists 3 other big cloud providers, is it because MS don't have a monopoly?

Zoom CEO reportedly tells staff: Workers can't build trust or collaborate... on Zoom

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Re: Bought a motorbike and got it down to 30 minutes.

Try homeworking, get it down to 0.

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Re: and to spontaneous conversations and innovation around the office

Ah, the non-measurable and completely anecdotal part of the argument.

"It's difficult to organise a big project, let's put all the people in a big building and hope the right ones bump into each other."

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WTF?

What is it with all the back to work bullshit?

Planet not killing us quickly enough?

Criminals go full Viking on CloudNordic, wipe all servers and customer data

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Great stuff guys!! - bogbrush

Want tech cred? Learn how to email like a pro

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Re: Next story: Proper use of CR, CR/LF & LF (and other whitespace) ...

Proper use is CR moves the print head to the start of the line, LF moves the paper up a line. If you're using them to drive a display that's not "proper", right?

Musk's latest X-periments: No more headlines, old posts vanish, block gets banned

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Re: queen bitch on his own personal mean girls platform

Stop trying to make X happen. It's not going to happen.

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re: which many users feared would enable more harassment on the platform

Twitter's users are split into two groups. The group that fear the removal of blocking because it will enable harassment and the group that are looking forward to the removal of blocking because it will enable harassment.

Tesla knew Autopilot weakness killed a driver – and didn't fix it, engineers claim

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Re: Cruise Control creates lazy and bad driving habits indeed.

Fuck off. Cruise Control means I stop continuously monitoring the vehicle's speed and concentrate on getting where I'm going safely.

It also highlights all you dicks who can't stand to be behind a smaller car so overtake, and then go slower than me.

I'm on cruise bud, my speed hasn't changed, you're just a dickhead.

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re: Somehow, people have mistakenly decided that "autopilot" is a synonym for "self-driving"

They've decided that "Full Self Driving" is a synonym for full self driving, more like.

Not call: Open source gurus urge you to dump Zoom

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Re: how long before Jitsi disappears ?

Which bit of Self-Hosting don't you understand?

Cumbrian Police accidentally publish all officers' details online

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No more special privileges.

https://www.techdirt.com/2023/08/14/emmett-till-all-over-again-six-white-mississippi-cops-plead-guilty-to-beating-torturing-two-black-men/

Wouldn't it be terrible if all officers like this were held accountable for their actions.

New Zealand supermarket's recipe-generating AI takes toxic output to a new level

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Meh

More interesting as a study in the way media works

It's an app that takes your left over FOOD items and combines them into "recipes". If bleach is a food item to you then the app is behaving correctly.

What's much more interesting is the way "Users put household cleaning items into list of foods" has become "Evil AI tricks consumers into eating bleach".

El Reg spinning this the same as mainstream media is a little disappointing.

X tries to win back advertisers with brand safety promises

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Re: OK, but your ad's still on the same site as that content.

It's the Nazi Bar problem. Doesn't matter whether your pub is the Nazi bar or not, what matters is that people think it's the Nazi bar. Twitter is the Nazi bar and Space Karen obviously wants it that way.

Not many major brands want to advertise in the Nazi bar, even in the kids play area.

Pope goes fire and brimstone on the dangers of AI

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I'm not superstitious

I just think if I don't do it some bad luck might happen to me!

ChatGPT's odds of getting code questions correct are worse than a coin flip

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Re: AI, in the present format, is a search paradigm

ChatGPT introduces errors and mistakes into the results it produces.

How is that a "search paradigm"?

Search engines don't shuffle the words of the results they link to.

Google's browser security plan slammed as dangerous, terrible, DRM for websites

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Re: The Good Old Days of Opera

MS tried that and Vivaldi would've had the same problem.

As soon as it got popular Google would change the code of youTube to work well for Chrome and badly for Vivaldi. Vivaldi panic, find the problem area, rush a fix out. Google revert the change and implement something else that again works fine on Chrome but causes issues for Vivaldi. Rinse and repeat until Vivaldi give up and start using the Chrome rendering engine.

You all understand how evil MS were bundling IE with Windows. You seem to have no idea that Google owning the web and the browser is far worse monopoly abuse.

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Re: I was not put on this earth to provide revenue for the likes of Google, Amazon or Facebook.

Uh oh, we've got another pinko.....

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Re: Tracking...

Bud, that's a server side token linked to your account, it plays you that video because you're logged in to youtube as you.

That's not what we're talking about here. We're talking about the fact Facebook and Twitter also know where you got to in that youtube video.

Aliens crash landed on Earth – and Uncle Sam is covering it up, this guy tells Congress

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Re: Is there a Hunter Biden story people need distracting from

No, there really isn't, all that shit stirring didn't really convince anyone new.

But nice to see the paranoia extends to the republicans running this "investigation".

You know that they're the ones spreading the Hunter Biden story, yeah?

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Re: and don't quote some dumb-ass movie script at me, this is Real Life

Why not? BECAUSE YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!

Social media is too much for most of us to handle

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Anecdotes aren't data

Here's another anecdote: https://www.techdirt.com/2023/06/28/social-media-was-useful-for-me-as-an-ill-nerdy-teenager/

But what does actual science say about social media: https://www.techdirt.com/2023/06/28/no-social-media-is-not-the-same-thing-as-lead-paint/

The mainstream media tells us, repeatedly, that social media is bad. You can follow the money to work out why that is.

Another challenger to OpenAI? OK, we'll allow it

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Re: Don't forget the “literal dick-measuring contest”

C'mon, there's always plenty of capitalist wingnuts on here ready to explain how Musk is a genius, can someone explain how a dick measuring contest is smart business?

Almost all classic US video games 'critically endangered'

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Re: They don't know

Yeah, wagon wheels used to be loads bigger too, right?

Mozilla pauses blunder-prone AI chatbot in MDN docs

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Re: any answers they give are about as reliable as the Magic 8-Ball

100 time this.

They just produce shit that LOOKS believable.

Yesterday someone asked chatGPT to multiply two four digit numbers. The answer it gave was believable but wrong.

Where is the value in that?

From cage fight to page fight: Twitter threatens to sue Meta after Threads app launch

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Re: the Twitter community can never be duplicated

True. Most social sites try to kick out bigots who are repeatedly abusive, not encourage them.

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Re: That makes it a much better alternative than Bluesky, let alone crap like Mastadon

Sounds like you don't understand the underlying tech.

Threads is an activityPub app, it uses the same protocol as "crap like Mastadon", but it allows you to sign up using instagram creds.

In the future, in theory, threads could federate with Mastadon instances.

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Re: a text messaging platform my kid could write in an afternoon

Either your kid is an adult tech professional or you've never worked on a large system before.

Artificial General Intelligence remains a distant dream despite LLM boom

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Re: They are statistically derived word sequences

Can you explain how "statistically derived word sequences" are better than "randomly generated word sequences"?

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Like the curate's egg

Can you show me how to pick the good bits out of a bad egg?

Words, literally fucking useless these days.

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Re: The answer is 29,599,425 not 29,625,825.

Downvoting arithmetic?

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Re: Pick two random four digit numbers and ask ChatGPT to multiply them and it can't do this

The answer is 29,599,425 not 29,625,825.

Not sure if you expected us all to notice that or you were too lazy to check before posting.

Microsofties still digesting pay freeze upset by Nadella's 'landmark year' memo

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Re: Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, the reverse is true.

Say nothing, serf, don't you see there is no alternative? We have to let the rich fuck the planet up, otherwise COMMUNISM!!!!!

Twitter rate-limits itself into a weekend of chaos

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re: most every local and national government department uses Twitter for emergency notifications,

What the actual fuck?

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That statement is, without a doubt, the most out of touch thing I’ve ever heard a tech leader say.

That twat from Reddit will be along in a minute to give him some competition.

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Re: The whole thing is both arbitrary and capricious.

When a service spends all it's time telling you to fuck off, maybe you should listen?

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Elon's arse

How far up do you have to crawl for things to look like that?

(Consider their life choices? Like shilling for the richest man on the planet as he fucks a business he doesn't understand?)

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re: The further you scroll, the greater the ad:tweet ratio becomes

You'd have to have no idea how humans behave to think that's a good idea.

Microsoft's GitHub under fire for DDoSing crucial open source project website

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Re: The computers causing the traffic are Microsoft's, hence it is Microsoft's fault.

Likewise if someone uses Amazon web services and leaves their buckets unsecured. The computer with the unsecured bucket is Amazon's, hence it's Amazon's fault.

Likewise if someone posts abuse on Twitter. The computer sharing that abuse it Twitter's, hence it's Twitter's fault.

Likewise if someone is hit by a Ford Mondeo. The vehicle doing the hitting is a Ford, hence it's Ford's fault.

I can't see a problem with any of this logic!

Google asks websites to kindly not break its shiny new targeted-advertising API

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Re: Even YouTube has become usable via FreeTube

Firefox, noScript, UBlock origin, I never see adds on youtube.

38 percent of tech job interviews offered exclusively to men: report

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Re: Jordan Peterson debate on the gender pay gap

Sweet! Got any Andrew Tate?

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Re: is clearly an issue in some schools

When you can't argue against gender dysphoria pretend that kids are identifying as animals instead.

For fucks sake, use your brain.

'We hate what you’ve done with the place – especially the hate' Australia tells Twitter

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Re: As long as it doesn't just mean "opinions that are currently deemed unacceptable".

Conservative: I have been censored for my conservative views

Me: Holy shit! You were censored for wanting lower taxes?

Con: LOL no...no not those views

Me: So....deregulation?

Con: Haha no not those views either

Me: Which views, exactly?

Con: Oh, you know the ones

(https://twitter.com/gourmetspud/status/1588570438224908288)

We just don't get enough time, contractor tasked with fact-checking Google Bard tells us

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Re: I find value in generated summaries before digging into specific URLs

That's your call. To me those summaries are just word salad and I'd rather they weren't there pretending to summarise the article.