* Posts by sabroni

4140 publicly visible posts • joined 11 May 2007

Tesla says California's Autopilot action violates its free speech rights

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Re: Three Words

I love you!

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Re: I can't not read Xitter as Exeter

I can't not not read Xitter as not Exeter!

Android iMessage app Beeper releases working update of blue-bubbled tool

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Re: anti-Apple-tards

Aww, was the nasty website mean to your favourite mega corp?

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Re: Why is the colour of fucking chat message bubbles such a trauma for USAians?

It's not the colour so much as what the colours represent. Blue for 'private message', green for 'anyone with a network connection can read this'.

Elon is the bakery owner swearing in the street about Yelp critics canceling him

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Meh

Re: Morons announcing crap too other morons isnt vital.

Thanks for that announcement.

Musk takes SEC 'Twitter sitter' consent decree appeal to US Supreme Court

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Re: Elon could have bought Twitter for much less

You completely misunderstand his motiviation. He hated having people point out what a dick he was on Twitter. That happens much less now and is drowned out by the millions of his minions praising his every word.

There was no plan beyond this, this is the outcome he wanted. To be a bigot on twitter and hear his bigotry echo back loudly.

Dump C++ and in Rust you should trust, Five Eyes agencies urge

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Mushroom

Re: experienced C and C++ coders can bang out reliable code without too much difficulty

Why the FUCK don't they then?

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Re: Do that in a game, watch gamers SCREAM at the *LAG*

oh BOB! how i've MISSED you and YOUR RANDOM capitalisation of words. It's GREAT to have YOU back bud!

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Re: Rust is not a bandwagon. It never was.

Yeah, but if we claim that it is we sound less like luddites.

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Re: Happily, I pragmatically stuck with C, assembler, Cobol and Fortran :-)

Happily, I pragmatically stuck with buffer overflows, uninitialized memory, type confusion, and use-after-free :-)

FTFY.

Swedish Tesla strike goes international as Norwegian and Danish unions join in

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Re: Trump hasn't chickened out... he's wised up

I'll have some of what you're on, that shit is STRONG!

17% of Spotify employees face the music in latest cost-cutting shuffle

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Re: You have to have a certain mindset to work for a company that is ripping off artists.

The punters are culpable too. No profit for Spotify if people didn't pay their subs.

UK immigration rules hit science just as it rejoins €100B Horizon program

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re: police (will turn up if you dare to misgender a toddler

Oh no! Was your conservative voice silenced??

'Return to Office' declared dead

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Re: A sizeable chuck of my income comes from rent of the building that my company rents from me.

Your company rents your building from you and that makes you money? That's an episode of Married with Children. Peggy becomes a Patty Bright girl (USA Avon Lady) and buys herself tons of her cosmetics so she gets a massive commish.

That's not actually making money.

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re: as soon as the laggards get the poor performance reviews

Yeah right.

When I WFH I have to deliver stuff otherwise people think I'm skiving.

When I'm in the office I'm in the office. I'm putting the time in and you better pay me for it. I certainly don't need to work as hard as I do when I WFH.

Your "logic" is a bit shit bud.

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Re: Unions don’t fight for you

I guess if your knowledge of history starts in the mid 1980s you might think that.

Try looking a little further back, eh?

Meta goes to war with FTC over right to profit from kids' personal data

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re: Up until the FTCs over-reach, nobody needed or wanted to.

Bullshit.

The broadband industry in America spends lots of money spready fud and misinformation about the FTC. Look at what happened to Gigi Sohn. (Then go to techdirt and read about what really happened to Gigi Sohn.)

They didn't hate the FTC when it didn't have a leader and therefore couldn't do anything. They spent a lot of time making sure someone who understood the business wasn't allowed to be the head.

You need to be a bit more careful about where you get your information. Remember who's paying for the news stories you consume.

Nostalgia for XP sells out Microsoft's 2023 'Windows Ugly Sweater'

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Re: Had I designed the ladies' sweaters.....

Ha ha ha! Because women have breasts!

Saucy but hilarious!

Honda cooks up an electric motorbike menu, with sides of connectivity

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Re: Engine, wheels, petrol tank, seat, handlebars.

What are you going to put in the petrol tank of your electric motor bike?

Brits turn off Twitter, although teens and tweens keen on generative AI

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X/Twitter booted out of Australia's disinformation-fighting club

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Re: People seem to have lost the ability to sift through junk themselves

Is that what you think, people just can't be arsed with the truth any more?

Or does 15 years of education cuts mean that critical thinking isn't promoted any more? Surely the government wouldn't deliberately try and keep the populace uneducated just because that makes them easier to manipulate....

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Re: Phones Sheridan

Like that EVER happened in Keeping up Appearances!

Sheridan phones home.

Greenpeace calls out tech giants for carbon footprint fumble

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re: Greenpeace are one of the organisations most responsible for climate change

What, by noticing it?

Tesla, Musk likely aware of Autopilot deficiencies behind Florida fatality, says judge

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Re: This is why Tesla never claimed the technology was fully autonomous

What do the words "Full Self Driving" mean to you?

OpenAI meltdown: How could Microsoft have let this happen after betting so many billions?

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Re: there's no way he didn't anticipate this kind of scenario.

He's rich so he has to be clever, right?

If Elon has taught us one thing......

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Unhappy

Re: And let's not forget what they did to Nokia.

And I can never forget that they fucked my dog!

What's really going on with Chrome's June crackdown on extensions – and why your ad blocker may or may not work

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Google's rationale for creating Manifest V3 was sound

They are an advertising business and v2 allowed efficient ad blockers.

Canonical intros Microcloud: Simple, free, on-prem Linux clustering

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re: On the whole I expect a system administrator to be something more than a GUI jockey.

Like what, a CLI jockey?

I don't give a fuck what tools my sys admins use, their job is to keep things working, not evangelise for a particular style of user interface.

Google Chrome coders really, truly, absolutely ready to cull third-party cookies from 2024

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Re: I have this browser open to read El Reg and nothing else

So you need a browser per site you visit.....

Sounds like your cure is more of a pain in the arse than the problem.

UK signals legal changes to self-driving vehicle liabilities

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Re: I think we all set "human death" at an extremely high value of "negative consequences".

I think we all set "our own death" at an extremely high value of "negative consequences".

I think a majority of us set "human death" at an extremely high value of "negative consequences".

The suits in the C suite are more concerned about dividends.

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FAIL

Re: It's so fucking simple

For every complex problem there is a solution that is simple, straightforward and wrong.

Google dragged to UK watchdog over Chrome's upcoming IP address cloaking

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Re: show ads to non-tracked users based purely on the query they just entered.

Then why the fuck don't they just do that?

EU lawmakers scolded for concealing identities of privacy-busting content-scanning 'experts'

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Headmaster

Re: farm or likely

I think it's far more likely that you meant a different turn of phrase.

GhostBSD makes FreeBSD a little less frightening for the Linux loyal

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Happy

Re: which I've used for perhaps, I dunno, 30 years, had disappeared

Technology is changing you say?!?!

Fuck! Time to get out of this business.....

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And the Spectrum is better than the Amiga!

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re: traditional Unix sanity

You guys!!!

YouTube cares less for your privacy than its revenues

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Re: The ones they do pay are on a knife-edge

"Content creators" decided to make content for a massive corporation in the hope that they'd get paid enough to live on.

That's not a viable business model.

Meta decides to Just Say No to Oversight Board requests and allow paid posts for ketamine

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oooh!

Less dodgy than morphine? That's an endorsement.

Amazon workers are in a warehouse of pain, independent report finds

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Happy

This is so terrible

I might feel a little bit bad when my prime subscription comes up.

But free next day delivery, right??

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FAIL

Re: Not defending them

Yes you are.

Apple jacks prices to juice profits because $19.3B a quarter isn't enough

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re: I don't understand the mentality of anyone using or endorsing Apple products.

Maybe you should try using "empathy"?

A cheap Chinese PC with odd components. What could go wrong?

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Re: So, very much like the wildly popular Raspberry Pi series.

Except it's about 8 times as expensive. And Pi's dont have ports on both sides of either the short or long side of the board.

So not very much like a rapberry pi at all if you think about it for a second before you hit "Submit".

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Re: All together, one, two, three!

Can you wipe it and put a PROPER OS on there?

Windows 11: The number you have dialed has been disconnected

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WTF?

Re: hacks that write the drivel that gets published here, HATE anything to do with Apple

On an article explaining how Windows 11 is bollocks you're moaning about an anti apple bias.

You don't complain about the drivel hacks have written about MS, Google, IBM or any of the other tech giants.

What's so special about Apple? You think el Reg should take the piss out of everyone else but leave your favourite tech alone?

First Brexit, now X-it: Musk 'considering' pulling platform from EU over probe

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Re: they are all on one team or the other.

If you go to Al Jazeera you may hear from the other team. Otherwise....

https://www.theonion.com/the-onion-stands-with-israel-because-it-seems-like-yo-1850922505

Take Windows 11... please. Leaks confirm low numbers for Microsoft's latest OS

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Meh

Millions of people do manage to work with Windows, often on large deployments of hundreds or thousands of pcs.

Not sure "I can't work with this OS" is the brag you think it is.

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re: Windows 11 isn't a particularly bad version of Windows by any stretch of the imagination.

Bollocks.

11 is basically Windows 95.

Eww.

Come work at HQ... or find a new job, Roblox CEO tells staff

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re: clearly the top line is not suffering due to remote working.

So this is nothing to do with productivity then, the managers are just looking for something to do.

They HATE that they aren't getting to make your life miserable with commuting.

Productivity? Profits? Why would the management be thinking about that?

Australia threatens X with fine, warns Google, for failure to comply with child abuse handling report regs

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WTF?

re: I am quite sure that he will have the figures to back it up

Really?

Why?

Twitter further restricts free tier with option to limit replies to verified accounts

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re: Here is the uncomfortable truth: almost all "social media" channels are unnecessary.

Here is the uncomfortable truth: almost all social activity is unnecessary. Most people prefer to have a bit of it in their lives though.

Being able to easily communicate globally is an incredible feat of technology.

You kids don't know you're born.....