* Posts by Rich 11

4584 publicly visible posts • joined 8 Jul 2009

UK govt steams ahead with £5m facial recog system amid furore over innocents' mugshots

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Re: So it's basically...All your face belong to us !

Big Brother requires human faces to stamp upon forever.

Cloudflare: We dumped Daily Stormer not because they're Nazis but because they said we love Nazis

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Re: I think..

But since they took the insane, violent tack of actually CONDONING the murder of an innocent victim, someone they never knew, that did nothing to anyone in their group personally other than disagreeing with their ideology, and that they never even met

This is what makes Nazis Nazis. They decide that an entire group of people are less than human and then go looking for members of that group to harm.

Jodie Who-ttaker? The Doctor is in

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Re: Flaws in this pudding

Fuckwit.

Web-enabled vibrator class action put to bed

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Re: Threesome

To improve the user experience, of course. At least for exhibitionists, anyway.

How to build your own DIY makeshift levitation machine at home

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Re: None of this is levitation

What do you need to do during the 50 even years?

Are Asimov's laws enough to stop AI stomping humanity?

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Re: 0th

If an AI decided that humanity needed to be saved from itself, might it decide that murdering a hundred million climate change deniers to halt their drag on progress was an acceptable price to pay for ensuring that seven billion people had a better opportunity for life, health and happiness?

(I expect I'm going to get downvoted by some for my choice of subject matter than for anything else.)

Google bins white supremacist site after it tries to host-hop away from GoDaddy

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Re: As much as I hate nazis...

who might actually have a point concerning white people on projection to lose all major homelands within mere decades.

Homelands? Remind me, if you want to talk of race, who is the intruder in North America? Were you in favour of white people wiping out Native Americans, enslaving black Africans and then segregating and disenfranchising black people after being forced to free them? Yet all you have to face is being outvoted, if people do actually vote en bloc by ethnicity in favour of something which you don't also favour.

This is what happens when you forget that people are people. This is what happens when you are taught to hate: you teach yourself to live in fear.

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Re: As much as I hate nazis...

is there a difference between the fascist and the anti-fascist, other than the anti-fascist's greater indulgence in hypocrisy?

You appear to have forgotten what fascists actually stand for. I suggest you take a history lesson to refresh your memory (and not one of those mangled lessons where the Holocaust was airbrushed out of documented history).

US military spies: We'll capture enemy malware, tweak it, lob it right back at our adversaries

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Re: Right back at ya...

I look forward to the spiral of escalation. Not.

US prosecutors demand data to unmask every visitor to anti-Trump protest website

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Re: In my newsfeed 'highlights' today

This is 2017, right?

Yes, 2017. The year when the most appealing people in your newsfeed are fictional hereditary rulers wielding power by sword and dragon.

If Anonymous 'pwnd' the Daily Stormer, they did a spectacularly awful job

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The Daily Stormer may struggle to find another host.

I'm going to crack open a bottle when I get home tonight!

Tech billionaire Khosla loses battle over public beach again – and still grants no access

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Re: Over my dead body!

He's trying to turn back the tide. Surely that makes him a Cnut?

Cnut was demonstrating to the sycophants, flatterers and bootlickers in his court that the king couldn't hold back the tide, something Khosla could learn from.

Blighty’s beloved Big Ben bell ends, may break Brexit bargain

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Elf n safety gorn maad

Workers on scaffolding around the tower face a significant risk to their hearing if the bells, including the quarter-hour and half-hour chimes, are allowed to continue.

It'll be immigrant workers who are being pandered to like this, forcing the patriotic Great British bell to be silenced just for their lazy comfort. They'll be laughing all the way to the bank -- with our tax money!

© Katie Hopkins

Amazon recalls dodgy solar eclipse shades that offer no eye protection

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Re: Fake...

Are you asking if they were swastika-friendly? He's refused to say.

'Other' may yet become the biggest and most useful cloud

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Re: Nominative Determinism

"It never rains but it pours."

Place your bets: How long will 1TFLOPS HPE box last in space without proper rad hardening

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Re: It's really Cosmic, Ray.

And for anyone who is a fan of big numbers: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oh-My-God_particle.

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Re: Not a good test

Yet another reason I don't think a manned mars mission is going to happen.

I think it'll happen, but not for several decades yet, and not at anything like the scale those suicidal would-be colonist idiots imagine.

Since any interplanetary vessel is going to have to have a storm shelter for its crew (which most spaceship designers envisage being inside the ship's water tank), it makes sense for that to also be the location for the core computing systems (the water will be a handy coolant too).

And who among us hasn't ever dived into the server room to escape unwelcome visitors?

GoDaddy gives white supremacist site its marching orders after Charlottesville slur

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The Stormer has been spewing hate for four or five years. It's telling that it took a high-profile murder for GoDaddy to act (although in fairness I don't know if they've been the hosting company for all that time).

Kremlin's hackers 'wield stolen NSA exploit to spy on hotel guests in Europe, Mid East'

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Someone else's tax dollars at work...

HMS Queen Lizzie impugned by cheeky Scot's drone landing

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I expect they're due to be fitted with something a tad more powerful than cream pies.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goalkeeper_CIWS

World's largest private submarine in mystery sink accident

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Re: now there's an idea ...

I'm in.

We should be able to get it to go supersonic by dropping it from a great height.

Just an outline thought.

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even without weapons.

What's Danish for "Conn, ramming speed!"?

Good Lord: Former UK spy boss backs crypto

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Re: Give that man a cookie

the Tories would surely not take a risk on having a leader with such a thin majority,

I'm sure the Rees-Mogg wing of the party would be happy to revive the old tradition of having a party leader promoted to the Lords if their rotten borough should fail to do the right thing.

South London: Rats! The rodents have killed the internet

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Joke

Nice photos, but..

"Is no rat. Is hamster!"

Cancel the farewell party. Get back to work. That asteroid isn't going to hit Earth in October

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Damn!

However, the asteroid's orbit path has now been firmed up, and we're gonna be fine: it will skip past our fragile planet in October, missing us 44,000 kilometres (27,340 miles).

That's a bugger. I really wanted to be able to take a close look at it.

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Re: It's getting annoying now

It's nice that you want some company in your suicide-by-nuclear-fireball. No-one should go alone.

Hey America! Your internet is going to be so much better this January

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Re: And they wonder...

If you appoint corporate whores to important offices, then the government appears to be nothing but a corporate whore to be despised.

But... but... Trump is draining the swamp. I'm sure he is. He said it on television in front of tens of millions of people, so it must be true.

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Re: And low and behold

Aren't they located in the same building as solicitors Sue, Grabbit and Runne?

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Re: Banana Republicans

Exactly.

And now, in the era of Trump, they hold a majority, and they are looking to unravel the rules to the detriment of Americans and to benefit of the cable giants.

And in then in February Trump will declare this to be a triumph for his grand infrastructure renewal plan, Making America Great Again. He'll also announce two further objectives which will shortly be realised:

1) The creation of more smoke above every American city.

2) The installation of more mirrors in Trump hotel corridors.

We all deserve a break. Pack your bags. Four Earth-like worlds found around nearby Tau Ceti

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Re: Colonization dilemma

Even a weekend in Slough is so much nicer than Bognor in the rain.

Can GCHQ order techies to work as govt snoops? Experts fear: 'Yes'

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Joke

Re: Back in the cold war days...

I can well imagine that some people who had been forcibly separated from their families, and seen their families left to die, would be at a high risk of going postal.

Manchester firm shut down for pretending to be Google

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You just need a counter-script script.

Caller: "Am I speaking to Mr X? My name is Dave. How are you today, sir?"

Me (reading from counter-script script): "Fuck off and get a proper job." *slam*

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Re: More scum

Doing time in a cell with Big Brian

Are you proposing prison rape again? That's the second time today. Please, do tell us: why the obsession?

If we're in a simulation, someone hit it with a hammer, please: Milky Way spews up to 100 MEELLLION black holes

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Re: Seems a bit early to be drawing the curve

That wasn't the data used to make the estimate. The LIGO events just prompted the question.

Foot-long £1 sausage roll arrives

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Ask and ye shall receive.

Tech giants warp eco standards to greenwash electronics, rake in cash

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Re: TL;DR

CEO response: "Trebles all round!"

Every time some corporate scumbag fiddles his way around a regulation designed tor reduce pollution, to benefit his bottom line, I think "This arsehole is trying to kill me." He's not necessarily a sociopath. He thinks he's doing the right thing for his company (not to mention his career), but he doesn't realise -- or perhaps doesn't care, or dismisses it as something he can't do anything about -- that the cumulative effect of his actions, and the actions of everyone like him, is making the world a worse place to live in. He thinks he'll escape the worst of it, because he'll have the money to isolate himself and his family from most of the consequences. He's just perpetuating the vicious circle instead of trying to break it, and wilfully undermining those who are trying to do so.

We'd all like shinier, more affordable, toys to play with, but we're adults and can recognise that paying an extra (£|$|€)10 for something is worth it if it reduces the impact of manufacture on the environment we all depend upon to live. When I was a kid I loved Frosties, and would have happily have eaten them for every meal, but it didn't take me long to realise that my mum was right to not let me do so. The people who are selfishly acting against the intent of legislation designed to make the world a more survivable place need to face jail time to ram the message home.

Hotspot Shield VPN throws your privacy in the fire, injects ads, JS into browsers – claim

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Re: Investigate a cloud

I'd hate to have to piece all of that together to figure out what's going on.

Isn't it enough to know that they're scamming people? Untangling their business structure is a nice intellectual exercise,. but -- other than perhaps for training purposes -- it has no practical use unless you are planning to file suit against them and want to know in which country you'll have to do it.

Our day with Larry Page: Embedded with one of the world's richest men

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It seems that Larry Page doesn't do anything or know anything, he has found his perfect role in life.

A bigly political career beckons.

UK taxmen slammed for tech glitches rampant on child benefits website

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Cost overruns don't pay for themselves, you know

She said:“It is concerning that some parents have struggled to apply for childcare funding due to technical issues with the government’s Childcare Service website.

“To make matters worse, it appears that the Childcare Service helpline, for parents suffering problems with the website, is also experiencing technical difficulties."

I expect that's the plan.

WannaCry-slayer Marcus Hutchins 'built Kronos banking trojan' – FBI

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I think you're the one in dire need of recalibration.

Trump as US president (in Sharknado 3)? Oh Hell No!

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I think the lawyer forgot to tell Trump the film idea was off. It would explain so much if Trump believes he's really on set, and is just blundering around waiting for the sharks to turn up. He can't understand why no-one else is sticking to his script.

Microsoft breaks Office 365 sign-in pages ahead of surprise update

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The synergistic modularity of your post is mission-critical.

Sun's core in a real spin, but you wouldn't know just by looking at it

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It's a ball of plasma, mostly, not a ball of gas.

Don't make Aug 21 a blind date: Beware crap solar eclipse specs

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Re: Sadly I have bad news

What about someone else's kid? Anyone got a spare one they don't need?

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Re: 3.5" floppy disks used to work a treat

I've got some platters from an old SCSI disk. Will those work too?

Hell, I've just found a box of 3.5" disks! Laserstrike for Windows. Nah, I'm not going to break that one up. Never know when it might come in useful.

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Re: When I was a kid...

Am I a superhero?

Only if the light from Earth's yellow sun also powers up your laser-beaming eyes.

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Re: Pinhole projection methods

There are also ways of projecting an image of the sun onto a sheet of white card.

Seconded. This worked a treat for the transit of Venus back in, um, was it about ten years ago now?

Oh well. I may not be able to remember the date, but I remember the image. (A bit like some actual dates I've been on.)

Cancel your summer trip to nearby Proxima b. No chance of life, room service, say boffins

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Re: Not a clue

We don't have the slightest clue.

On the contrary, we have quite a few clues and we're gathering more all the time.

Where did you go to school? I want to know so that I don't accidentally send my kids there.

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Re: Hypothetical question...

The moon fell onto it.

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Re: The five year mission continues

That would be the islands of Fiji which will be under three feet of water.