* Posts by Rich 11

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US Pentagon scrambles after Strava base leaks. Here's a summary of the new rules: 'Secure that s***, Hudson!'

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Re: IOT Hysteria

I don't think aircraft carriers can do sneak, and I'm pretty sure that nothing larger than a canoe can get through the Dardanelles without being noticed. The strait is so narrow that Xerxes had two pontoon bridges built across it so his army could invade Greece.

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Re: Sigh

It's called remembering things!

This ancient technology has the additional advantage of being highly editable if circumstances should so require.

Trump White House mulls nationalizing 5G... an idea going down like 'a balloon made out of a Ford Pinto'

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Re: YHBT

It's the kind of thing Obama would love, tho.

You just can't help yourself, can you? Like Trump, you blurt out any old nonsense to fill your need to slag off his predecessor.

You must think this was all a bad idea.

When you play this song backwards, you can hear Satan. Play it forwards, and it hijacks Siri, Alexa

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Enough to drive anyone to murder

She played the fiddle in an Irish band

But she fell in love with an English man

Kissed her on the neck and then I took her by the hand

Said, "Alexa, kill them all"

With my pretty little Galway Girl

You're my pretty little Galway Girl

Thar she blows: Strava heat map shows folk on shipwreck packed with 1,500 tonnes of bombs

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Re: CastleMartin

*Once a year.

That's miles better than the current Dartmoor service.

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Re: Water movement?

A small amount of plastique is ideal for brewing a cuppa in adverse weather conditions.

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Please, please, please...

I can just imagine him in goggles, snorkel, flippers, and a rubber ring wading into the water saying "Be back soon chaps"

Is there any way we can talk him into this?

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Re: Surely.....

Please don't tell me they also take their personnal mobile phones along with them for the ride too?

Cast your mind back to the Iraq war and you may recall that soldiers' personal mobiles were the primary form of communication between many units because the newly supplied radio gear was so naff. The partial Bowman system first issued to infantry squads was quickly nicknamed 'Better Off With Map And Nokia'.

Stop us if you've heard this one before: Tokyo crypto-cash exchange 'hacked' for half a billion bucks

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Re: Portable gold

Gordon Brown cost us about £5 Billion

And George Osborne cost us hundreds of billions when he decided that protecting the UK's triple-A rating was more important than investing in industry and in training to boost the economy and get us out of recession. The ongoing cost of that decision is still present, with the double-whammy of low wages and precarious employment hitting people in an everyday environment of artificially high asset prices, a structural deficit not expected to be cleared until 2025 instead of 2015 as first promised, and Brexit looming on the horizon.

It's almost like the country has suffered for generations under chancellors who didn't have a fucking clue, serving their time before blithely walking away to take up highly-paid directorships in the City, the bastards.

Julian Assange to UK court: Put an end to my unwarranted Ecuadorean couch-surf

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Re: Oh do fuck off.

his ability to think the same thought for any length of time is limited, and the fellows in the three-letter agencies probably don't care for Assange

All that someone from a TLA would have to do is photoshop a long beard and a turban on a picture of Assange and Trump would be yelling, "Lock him up! Take his ass to Gitmo!"

Perv raided college girls' online accounts for nude snaps – by cracking their security questions

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Re: Yur pr0nz are belong to us

College students aren't the wealthiest of people. There'd also be a good chance in that environment that any woman threatened with coercion would have a couple of large friends overflowing with testosterone who were willing to go along to any proposed meeting and resolve the issue.

Mass limit proposed so boffins can tell when they've fingered a brown dwarf or a fat planet

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Re: Firing up

Unh. So if a star blows off its outer layers and the remnant is smaller than ten Jupiters, then it becomes a planet?

No. You're confusing smaller with less massive.

All known white dwarfs have a mass of between 0.5 and 1.44 solar masses, yet their radius is no more than that of the Earth. The Chandrasekhar Limit of 1.44 solar masses is accepted as the theoretical maximum mass for a standard electron-degeneracy white dwarf and is supported by observation, while the existence of helium white dwarfs of below 0.5 solar masses is hypothesised but not yet supported by observation (possibly because the hypothesis also suggests that it would take longer than the current age of the universe for a candidate star to reach this stage of its life).

Stars can shine, planets only cool. Simple.

No, it's really not that simple. White dwarfs do only cool (unless they acquire sufficiently more mass from somewhere, anyway). They are not producing heat by fusion; they are extremely hot stellar cores radiating inherent heat and will take tens of billions of years to reach background temperature. Rocky planets, on the other hand, are still capable of generating heat and radiating it away, although by nuclear fission rather than fusion (and don't get me started on gas giants).

£60m, five years late... Tag criminal tagging as a 'catastrophic waste' of taxpayers' cash

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Verbing?

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Re: Radical Suggestion...

The pendants are hanging on your every word.

H-1B visa hopefuls, green card holders are feeling the wrath of 'America first' Trump

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Re: In-Person interviews

That being said, they still have TB here surprisingly often.

In the developed world TB has become an indicator of poor housing, poverty and/or destitution.

F-35 'incomparable' to Harrier jump jet, top test pilot tells El Reg

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Re: Hearts & minds propaganda, courtesy of MoD

They won't need super accuracy to attack a target like Camp Bastion.

True enough, but a target like that will have its own air defences.

The original proposition was about readily-available drones becoming better dogfighters than hugely-expensive F35s. By the time we reach that state of affairs, I think it very likely no more F35s will be being built or even being flown -- except perhaps by some very lucky well-heeled hobbyists.

Someone suggested that guerrilla drone operators (assuming they were of the jihadist kind) we would be willing to sacrifice themselves for the chance to take down an F35. I think good drone operators would be a valuable resource that their leadership wanted to protect, not throw away. So, it occurred to me that if the Blue forces wanted to take out an Orange drone operator hidden in a building in a city, then rather than use an overkill precision weapon they would have another option: target the comms gear on the roof by flying in low and slow, and drop a couple of hand grenades out of the cockpit of a Sopwith Camel...

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Re: Hearts & minds propaganda, courtesy of MoD

my money would be on guerillas soon having drones that are "good enough" to be a real PIA

The drones might be good but those guerrillas are going to lose all their drone operators pretty fast, unless they can also afford satellites. Being able to control drones from a base well away from the theatre of operations is a huge advantage. The best guerrillas will be able to do is hide in a city, very close to a target that their enemy can't risk hitting with their overkill precision weapon.

IBM turns panto villain as The Reg tells readers: 'It's behind you!'

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And what about the carrier pigeon? Have you checked its perch recently?

Why did I buy a gadget I know I'll never use?

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Re: Half a million years of evolution

no real disadvantages either

Excepting a threat from the missus that unless you chuck all that junk out, pronto, there's zero chance of you ever becoming a father (or, worse, of getting the pre-fatherhood practice in that evening).

Don't panic... but our fragile world is drifting away from the Sun

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Re: Mr. Einstein and Gravitational Radiation

Good point. It turns out that the Earth is losing about 200 joules per second through gravitational radiation, which translates to an orbital decay of about the width of a proton per day.

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Re: Boldly going

It'd probably be easier to break the moon out of orbit and travel on that.

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Re: The sun is losing mass?

Those particles streaming away include photons and neutrinos. How do you think they are produced?

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Re: Logical anomaly?

Have we got eyes on Pluto?

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Re: Clarity required

Or, and this is my preferred solution, we can stop having kids (ideally an average family size of <1 child on average per couple - but <2 on average at most), quarter the population of the planet

Most countries of Europe and North America already have family sizes of below the replacement rate. The rate of population growth in most of the rest of the world has been slowing down since the 1970s; most of the people who will be alive in 2050 have already been born, and the global population is forecast to level out by 2100. The few countries which buck this trend tend to be war-torn ones like Afghanistan and Somalia.

Given that China's One Child policy had to be abandoned as unworkable (not to mention hated so much that even the CP feared there would be a violent backlash they couldn't control), how do you plan to impose your solution upon the world? Will it involve guns? Or will it involve the wealthier countries providing more international aid to further support the existing, proven path of increasing the provision of healthcare and of women's empowerment?

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Voyager 2 is about 126AU out from the sun, so when it aims its signals at NASA HQ it only has to point at the sun with a beam which will be 2AU across by the time it gets here. That's just a one-degree angle, but I bet in practice it's a lot wider than that already. So, no, I don't think they'll be spending today hurriedly rewriting the specs for all their planned probe missions. ;-)

User had no webcam or mic, complained vid conference didn’t work

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Re: This one, every time

Printing videos. Yeah, I had the same request from an art student 20-odd years ago. She'd even brought in some nice, shiny paper that was actually suitable for our CMYK wax colour printer. She looked so disappointed when I told her videos didn't work like that that I made the time to show her how to take screenshots and arrange them in Photoshop, and she was happy with that.

Home Office admits it sent asylum seeker’s personal info to the state he was fleeing

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Re: Cognitive Dissonance

Straight out of the Daily Mail...

What do voters want? An IRL Maybot? Sure, give that a whirl

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The genius of Crace

Even pot plants will struggle to get any sense out of the chat bot.

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Imagine if they trained the AI on Theresa May's conference speech...

How many Routemaster bus seats would it take to fill Wembley Stadium?

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Re: Weight ?

None. It left its scales at home.

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Re: African or European?

This standards stuff gets complicated.

That's the problem with standards: there are so many to choose from.

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Has anyone seen the 403?

No. It's forbidden.

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Re: A stadium is a unit of LENGTH

Roughly 170m

The metre is too modern and useful for my liking. What is that distance in Pharoah's arms?

National Audit Office report blasts UK.gov's 'muddled' STEM strategy

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Re: Governments are useless..

I agree that the onus for their choice should be upon the student, but those young people need to be equipped with sufficient information to be able to look five years or more ahead. Someone has to fund that research, and you can be damn sure industry would slant it their way if they were the ones paying -- and they'd have no qualms about setting it aside if it became inconvenient a year or two later. Governments should at least be taking a longer view, one which benefits the country as a whole, and also -- theoretically at least -- can be held responsible for their failings. Governments are also uniquely placed to provide incentives to support a desired objective which is subjectively seen by young people as too hard a course, a vocation slagged off by the tabloids, uncool etc.

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Joke

Do you and your brother own a local farm for local people?

Destroying the city to save the robocar

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Re: Obviously the solution is....

The automated bicycle.

Semi-autonomous personal transport used to be quite a common sight. It could take a little time to train their AI to meet your specific needs, but they could end up being very reliable and would last you for at least a third of your life. They required some regular maintenance but were fuelled mostly by hay and water, and the primary waste products were beneficial to your garden. They were surprisingly popular.

Android snoopware Skygofree can pilfer WhatsApp messages

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The Vatican confessional.

Frenchman comes eye to eye with horror toilet python

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A python is unlikely to bite.

A bite is the python's main defence. It's not nice.

China's first space station to – ahem – de-orbit in late March

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Re: Coming home

That's what Swindon wants you to think.

Childcare is a pain in the bum and so is HMRC's buggy subsidies site

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Re: Where there's a blame there's a claim

And while you're at it, pay for your own education, you annoying little sprogs, and stop being a burden on the taxpayer. Pay for your own damn vaccinations as well. And I don't see why I, the great British taxpayer, should have to shell out on Social Services to stop your fag-junky parents from beating the crap out of you and starving you to death, or for the police to arrest you or for the courts to try you, and definitely not forty-three grand a year to keep your lardy arse in prison for twenty years. God, look at what this country has come to...

In other words, fuck off AC, you ignorant twat.

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Then pay through the nose for it.

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Joke

something to look forward to &lt;crying face&gt;

Children or childcare?

Nah, kids are fine. Anyway, legally speaking you only have to look after them until they leave home -- and then they're the responsibility of Social Services.

UK taxman told to go easy on transformation with Brexit in headlights

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Re: Ms Hillier may have been right yesterday ...

"... you’ll develop the insight and networks needed for the UK to successfully leave the European Union ..."

What typical insight and networks will they need? Skimming the Daily Heil and stamping their foot?

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Re: So

Strange you should mention that. The HMRC's Psalmodical Imbibition Transformation Project has been underway for several years and reportedly is making good progress.

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I'd planned to offshore all my finances to Lichtenstein until I realised that I didn't know how to spell it.

Boffins closer to solving what causes weird radio bursts from space

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OTT

"We can not rule out completely the ET hypothesis for the FRBs in general."

Surely a civilisation capable of generating such massive amounts of power could find better things to do with its time.

Maybe the ET hypothesis can't be ruled out completely (in the sense that absence of evidence isn't evidence of absence), but the odds against it being correct here are, well, astronomical.

Astroboffins say our Solar System is a dark, violent, cosmic weirdo

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Re: If anyone had a doubt we live in a weirdo world...

simply go shop for groceries.

Good idea. I'm out of bread. I knew I'd find an answer if I read enough comments here today.

WikiLeave? Assange tipped for Ecuadorian eviction

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Re: "a very respectful way"

Smuggled out in Pamela Anderson's cleavage?

Alright, alright. Calm down. Don't tell me you weren't thinking of it too.

MPs sceptical of plan for IT to save the day after UK quits customs union

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Re: Problem solved

Particularly when chasing a bloke from Luton who's just smuggled in a van load of cheap fags from Bulgaria.

And once the AI has identified the contraband, it activates the nearby T-200 to gently detain this enemy of the people.

UK exam chiefs: About the compsci coursework you've been working on. It means diddly-squat

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Re: Put a lot of effort into something that'll never see the light of day ?

You missed a third thing:

No-one who knows what they're doing should on any account be allowed to talk to the actual users. Skilled intermediaries will be employed to fuck up this part of the project.