* Posts by Rich 11

4578 publicly visible posts • joined 8 Jul 2009

How an over-zealous yank took down the trading floor of a US bank

Rich 11

Re: DevOps?

All we need is a buzzy name and we can get waterfall development back in fashion.

TQAIASSM (t'-kwai-as-'m)

Total Quality Artificial Intelligence Administered Stateful Software Management.

I can feel the dollars rolling in already. I'll write it once I've been funded enough to retire to a distant tropical island (volcano lair optional).

UKIP doubled price of condoms for sale at party conference

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Re: Eh?

"For fucking idiots"

UKIP flogs latex love gloves: Because Brexit means Brexit

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Provide an argument for remain based on real world facts and/or data,

Sure. We retain a stable economy by remaining part of the largest free trade bloc on the planet. We retain the influence we have on the global stage as part of the EU. Given our population size and the size of our economy, we effectively share the leadership and direction of the EU with France and Germany, so we have far greater influence within the EU than nine-tenths of the members. Much of this is determined through the Council of Ministers, where you can see that in the ten years prior to 2016 decisions went our way 87% of the time (a figure which any British government would have been proud of in Westminster over that same period).

i.e. no opinions and no FUD?

Now you provide the argument for leaving, based upon real-world facts and data, without resorting to opinion and FUD.

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Re: UKIP Condoms

priced at £1 each or 4 for £2

A snip at half the price.

30-up: You know what? Those really weren't the days

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Re: You have not lived ....

Thanks, everyone, for clearing up my faulty memory. My RM nightmares, on the other hand, have resurfaced for the first time in 33 years... you bastards!

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Re: You have not lived ....

... if you haven't tried to find the roots of a quadratic equation using FORTRAN 77 on a RM Nimbus 186* PC with aforementioned green screen.

Was that the RM which was a hefty black box with square aluminium handles, looking more like a modern rack-mounted server than like any PC on the market back then? Yeah, I remember one sitting at one end of the college lab. I also don't remember anyone ever using it.

Tech to solve post-Brexit customs woes doesn't exist yet, peers say

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Re: How does this work?

He's way too smart to do that.

Yes, I expect she is.

Rich 11

Re: How does this work?

Congratulations! You've got a better grasp of this than half the Cabinet and all the ERG. Have you considered standing for high office?

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Re: Majority of trade already outside of EU

@Rupert Fiennes

I really must congratulate you on your note-perfect impersonation of a Brexiter. Thank you. It was a masterclass of the form.

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On the surface that's the most practical solution I've yet seen, but then it occurred to me that the Faragists would be frothing at the mouth about our lovely British blue honesty boxes being polluted with euro cents that had once been in a French trucker's pockets and still smelled of Romanian garlic.

Flying to Mars will be so rad, dude: Year-long trip may dump 60% lifetime dose of radiation on you

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Re: RE. Re. Shielding

Or sending those to Phobos and using that as a staging post.

Is Phobos's gravity sufficient to make that a practical matter rather than so small as to become a problem? I'd have thought it would be easier to insert food'n'fuel pods into Mars orbit and gather them up as you need them.

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Re: Shields?

Yeah, I'm all in favour of an ozone layer. We should work to keep it rather than hope to flee to Mars.

Rich 11

Re: Shields?

This may be one of those instances where the inverse-square law is not your friend.

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How many of those involuntary pioneers had the skills to survive? With that in mind, how many people would you have to send to Mars to create a viable colony? And what sort of warm welcome would they give you when you turned up to take possession? Your 0.3g golf course and hotel venture might look profitable on paper and attract the money needed to fund the spaceship, but I don't think you would see much actual return on your investment.

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Re: Six months?????

I could easily imagine a slow outbound trip and then sprinting home, burning the shielding.

You're certainly right that it needs a lot of investigation and analysis. One of the problems to be overcome, though, is that not all shielding is equal. A substance which is good at blocking or attenuating protons (the primary component of the solar wind) might do so in a way which induces a secondary neutron shower, so you need a secondary shield to catch all of those. This usually implies a lead/steel and water combination. If you're also burning fuel during the trip instead of falling under gravity after an initial burn to break planetary orbit, you don't have the luxury of being able to orientate your ship so that it provides optimal shielding if you're carrying little or no fuel and left out the heavy shielding. Resolving that will add a lot of engineering and introduce more things which could go wrong, because if there is a solar flare heading towards you you may lose three days of burn to avoid returning home minus your skin, and at a critical point could miss getting the ship home at all. It's complicated -- and I am far from an expert, so it's undoubtedly a damn sight more complicated than I think.

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Re: Six months?????

Nope. Forty days there, maybe forty days on the surface, forty days back.

I can appreciate why you'd want that, but you'd need a shit-tonne of fuel to do it. The most fuel-efficient Earth-Mars transfer takes about 260 days, and you'd have to arrive at Mars with over half the total fuel needed for the trip or have that amount sent ahead and waiting for you in orbit. I'm not going to sit down and do the calculation now, but your 40-day requirement would take about ten times as much fuel, because when you leave either Earth or Mars you're having to accelerate the fuel you plan to burn along the way. That needs a bigger ship (and hence yet more fuel) or dozens of discardable tanks to be left flying around the solar system in long, narrow orbits. Messy.

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You describe the risk as nebulous but then state it with accuracy, and then go on to say the risk for everyone wouldn't matter because it'd be worth it for one person. Excuse me if I'm not convinced that there are no obstacles to be overcome.

In a race to 5G, Trump has stuck a ball-and-chain on America's leg

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Re: Experts

Don't worry, just tell them that if they get cancer we can easily cure it by giving them some distilled water that was once in the same room as something or other and is therefore a miracle cure.

Good point, Gwyneth. Thank you.

;-)

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Re: Ah, the irony

Yeah, but the telecoms companies wouldn't make as much profit.

Rich 11

Re: Experts

Microwave ovens don't use ionising radiation but would you stick your head in one?

No, because I know the difference between 1000W and 250mW and have heard of the inverse-square law. Have you?

Yep. The only thing worse is the "experts" who think that non-ionizing radiation is, axiomatically, "safe", regardless of dosage.

Florida1920 said nothing about non-ionizing radiation being automatically safe. Why did you choose to read it this way?

Fucking hell. It's the same old shit every time this subject comes up. Do we just get different people every time or does no-one bother to pay attention and do a bit of basic reading? Still, at least it's not vaccines or Brexit...

Developer goes rogue, shoots four colleagues at ERP code maker

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Re: I guessed America before I even clicked on the article

A lifelong subscription to Gun Nut Jizz Mag ("releasing the pressure so you don't go postal" ™).

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Re: M biggest worry on a long visit to head office in Texss...

but there were bullet holes in the bottom of one of the dumpsters.

That was the raccoons shooting back, as is their inalienable right. Why else do you think the Great Intelligent Designer In The Sky gave them hands?

Congrats on keeping out the hackers. Now, you've taken care of rogue insiders, right? Hello?

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Re: Lemme guess...

Would the AI also have to keep an eye on the precogs?

Holy macaroni! After months of number-crunching, behold the strongest material in the universe: Nuclear pasta

Rich 11

It's like comparing parsecs to kilometres

More like parsecs to centimetres.

London tipped to lead European data market. Yes, despite Brexit!

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but for most businesses change creates more opportunity than threat

Tell that to the 175,000 UK SMEs threatened with a shitload more paperwork to do if we're not in the single market after Brexit, plus increased transport overheads and WTO tariff costs if it's a hard Brexit.

'Men only' job ad posts land Facebook in boiling hot water with ACLU

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Re: Equality in advertising

That's discrimination that is.

People's wealth is something which can and does change. You could win the lottery one day and be bankrupt the next. Some of these circumstances might be beyond your control, or things you never experience, but most are something you have a say over (you don't have to buy a lottery ticket, you can manage your money wisely).

What people are born with doesn't change (race, sexuality, gender dysphoria, etc) and is something they have to live with through no fault of their own.

Societal discrimination affecting one of these two categories is patently unfair. Can you work out why?

Put your tin-foil hats on! Wi-Fi can be used to guesstimate number of people hidden in a room

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how many enemies or civilians

Shouldn't that be 'how many enemies and civilians'? All you're getting is a total, to help you decide if your surgical strike is worth the cost of a smart missile. The decisions on whether killing all the civilians just to kill your enemies is either moral or will be worth the negative publicity are entirely separate.

Oz government rushes its anti-crypto legislation into parliament

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That's actually an advantage. If people can't understand you, you have a little more privacy.

UK.gov isn't ready for no-deal Brexit – and 'secrecy' means businesses won't be either

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Re: Hmm

but having no plan to leave was brexiters fault.

But the leading Brexiters did have a plan to leave, and they told us how it would all work out, back during the campaign. The easiest thing in the world, we were told. Simple. Not a problem. Dozens of free trade deals signed on Day One. How could they know that unless they had a plan? Surely you aren't go to ... shudder ... tell us they were lying?

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Re: No shit, Sherlock?

You shouldn't blame the Civil Service. After all, they were only following orders.

Sysadmin misses out on paycheck after student test runs amok

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Re: "Snoopy characters"

Wait, Snoopy had other characters...?

Woodstock!!

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Re: when I was running things in the 80's

That being said, from about 11:30 pm until 7:45 am, the physics department could keep all of the processors at 100% for weeks at a time.

They told you they were running fission/fusion simulations, but in reality they were rolling in from the bar and playing Trek all night.

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Re: Why...

Brings to mind a situation at one of what is now a Russell Group University back in the mid-1970s when parts of the student body took it into their heads to occupy the administration block over some political matter (Overseas Student Fees, if I recall correctly).

Leeds.

The Reg takes the US government's insider threat training course

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Re: Insider threat detection

Executive branch insider threat detection

I can very clearly detect one person in the Executive branch who is an extremely dangerous threat. Do I pass the course?

Trump shouldn't criticise the news media, says Amazon's Jeff Bezos

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First he was a comedy act that couldn't win a primary

Then he was a bully that couldn't win a primary

The he won a primary

Then he was a racist who couldn't be president

Then he was a sex attacker who couldn't be president

Then he was a sexist who couldn't be president

Then he was a bigot who couldn't be president

Then he became president

But he demonstrably is a comedy act, a bully, a racist, a sex attacker, a sexist and a bigot. His very own words show this. The fact that he became president simply demonstrates that slightly less than 50% of voting Americans either didn't care about any of these facts or were positively encouraged by them. Do you think that's a good thing?

UK.gov finally adds Galileo and Copernicus to the Brexit divorce bill

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Re: TL;DR

Things like manufacturing and tourism are already booming before Brexit has even happened.

Are they booming because of the Brexit vote or in spite of it? What about the strong run of good summer weather helping tourism? Or are you going to claim that the Brexit vote causing the pound to lose value was a really good thing, in which case you should be demanding we really fuck up the economy because it'll be good for tourism and exports. Oh, wait, you are....

A basement of broken kit, zero budget – now get the team running

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Re: I concur

Catheterisation?

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Even so, there's a lot of difference between Massachusetts and Mississippi.

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Re: HMSO

Ended up spending the rest of both shifts watching TV.

In other words, exactly like being at home except soberer.

New MeX-Files: The curious case of an evacuated US solar lab, the FBI – and bananas conspiracy theories

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AURA get your ears on

AURA is the Association of Universities for Research in Astronomy, not some kind of shadowy military outfit.

How can you be sure, huh? HOW CAN YOU BE SURE?!

UK.gov tells companies to draft contracts for data flows just in case they screw up Brexit

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Brexit

The gift which just keeps giving. And giving and giving and giving and giving.

Do not adjust your set, er, browser: This is our new page-one design

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Re: Next change in line

it's less likely to strain my eyes when I'm just barely woken up.

Your first urge upon waking up is to check El Reg, rather than have a quick wank? Bloody hell. The world is changing too fast for me.

UK.gov went ahead with under-planned, under-funded IT upgrade? Sounds about right

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Re: Same Sh1t Different Day

It is nothing about having a working system. But it is everything about political ideology.

Which is why they put Irritable Duncan Syndrome in charge of it, the serial liar and failed Quiet Man who was so detached from reality that he thought £57 a week was quite sufficient to live on (he himself living rent-free in a £4m house owned by his father-in-law).

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Re: What do you mean?

And when our Took Back Control doesn't change a damn thing, we'll just blame the furriners. How dare they go back home and leave us in the lurch when we make life more difficult for them!

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Re: Same Sh1t Different Day

it's like having a shopping list that reads "Buy what you like as long as the total cost is under 50 quid"

Damn. Rumbled. There goes my whisky-and-ice-cream diet.

Boffins bash Google Translate for sexism

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Re: @Steve The Cynic Correct translation

I think you need to look a little wider, because it's a bit more complicated than you seem to think. Languages change (unless perhaps you are a prescriptivist).

Gender was commonly used as synonym for sex up until maybe a century ago, when its dominant usage shifted towards the grammatical meaning before moving back a bit several decades ago. Note also that nouns described as gendered are not necessarily based on being feminine, neuter or masculine in languages outside of the Indo-European group.

A flash of inspiration sees techie get dirty to fix hospital's woes

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Re: Whatever gets the job done

Fifteen years or so ago I worked in a place that required a semi-annual Health and Safety workstation assessment, long before they became, ahem, popular. The software on my PC was sufficiently non-standard due to the requirements of my job that the assessment software (which only worked in POS IE6 and used a Shockwave plugin or something) wouldn't run due to compatibility issues. I'd just go and log in on one of the test PCs in the corner to carry out the assessment. Box ticked. Workstation unadjusted. H&S never noticed.

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Re: Dirty

but the propellant wasn't. It's not a lesson that you forget.

You've never watched Live And Let Die?

Pluto is more alive than Mars, huff physicists who are still not over dwarf planet's demotion

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"The only planet that has more complex geology is the Earth."

A lawyer would say that only the Earth has a complex geology. Or indeed any sort of geology.

Dear America: Want secure elections? Stick to pen and paper for ballots, experts urge

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Eep!

I'm a little worried that an article about a recommendation for dumping electronic voting should be illustrated with a photo of a mere human holding Orac up high.