* Posts by Rich 11

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Straight outta Blighty: Readers, if you were a tech billionaire, what would you do?

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Re: Money well spent

Obviously a joke? I can't agree with that. I've seen too many people claim that the Nazis were socialists, without them ever bothering to look up the reason why the word stayed in the name (though they shut up fast when you tell them they must also believe that all those Soviet-era nations who had 'Democratic People's Republic' in their name must have been well-functioning democracies).

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Re: If I were a tech billionaire...

why on earth would you choose Britain?

Without getting too misty-eyed, because I love the bloody place.

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Re: Opertunity

where his kids might be

Not 'his kids' but 'her son'. And don't even joke about it. She already gets death threats.

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Re: Money well spent

History shows that far right movements generally enjoy the support of the wealthiest ones.

Indeed. Greed frequently overrides any democratic principles a person might once have held, with rationalisations which would awe even the most fundamentalist of religious apologetics.

While not believing in any personification of evil, I can broadly agree with the biblical notion that money is the root of all evil. Money buys power and power corrupts.

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Money well spent

If I were a billionaire the country wouldn't be in this situation at all. I would have had UKIP thoroughly infiltrated and all the worst of their fruitcakes, racists and loons long since exposed, tainting their fellow travellers beyond redemption. The clandestine campaign I would have waged against Farage, Banks, Johnson et al would have seen them permanently associated in the public mind with offences far worse than the poisonous bile the anti-EU tabloids dribbled in the public ear for twenty years. And I wouldn't have had to tell a single lie to do any of it.

Smaller tech firms just aren't ready for a no-deal Brexit, MPs told

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Re: Taking Back Control!

So anyone wandering across the border is liable to be picked up by immigration services sooner or later.

Didn't the government announce a plan, a year or so ago, to recruit volunteers to help staff the UK Border Agency and the Immigration Enforcement division? That's a pretty big admission that the service is already underfunded.

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Re: Taking Back Control!

You cant have it both ways.

I don't want it both ways. It's all the bloody Brexiters who are banging on about regaining control of our borders who don't seem to understand that saying there needn't be a hard border in Ireland directly contradicts their own desires.

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We have to make jokes about it else we'd all end up in the psych wards with severe depression. As a last resort we might try rioting in the streets, but that's generally considered rude.

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Re: I hope any fallback systems have been tested for their interconnections ...

And how can you judge his competence in Dutch law?

Presumably by checking with the Dutch equivalent of the Law Society. Isn't that what you'd do with a British lawyer?

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Re: Taking Back Control!

We done need nor seem to want to so thats the EU.

So you're quite happy for anyone who can make it to Ireland to wander across the border and start a new life for themselves in the UK? I mean, once we've got all these wonderful new free trade deals we've been promised with the rest of the world, the streets will be paved with gold and the UK will become much more attractive to illegal immigrants and bogus asylum seekers than the failin' EUSSR.

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Re: Taking Back Control!

(I wonder why the brexit bus didn't say that on the side?)

Because Boris thinks that Martial Law is a Roman satirical poet.

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Re: Inadaquacy and disagreement

* The lucky bastards were people with Irish Citizenship as they get to keep Freedom of Movement and the Common Travel Area.

Although you could also say they'll count themselves considerably less lucky if a hard border with Ireland should reappear and damage the peace process, giving the IRA and UVF an excuse to resume their traditional activities.

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Re: Wrong way round

+1 for the Scoop reference!

Japanese astronomers find tiniest Kuiper Belt object yet – using cheap 'scopes and off-the-shelf CMOS cameras

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Re: Epic find, but...

Wolfs. It was wolfs what did it.

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Alien

Re: And thanks!

I'm trying to work out what it is that's shedding blue light on the side of the rock away from the sun.

Must be aliens.

Worried about Brexit food shortages? North Korean haute couture has just the thing

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Re: "Are people _really_ saying that 'supermarket shelves will be empty"

you simply reduce your standards until you can.

I expect the Romanian horsemeat mafia have already cottoned on to this and are ramping up the slaughter of diseased and aging stock as we speak.

Are those the lower standards which you would accept as 'problem solved'? No, I expect not. Please think before you encourage solutions which will hurt people, and in cases kill them.

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Re: Ahh...

Seriously, this appears to be utter bollocks to me.

That's because (and please don't think I mean to be rude to you personally here) you don't know much about how international trade works, can't have been paying attention for the last two years and haven't really stopped to think about it. That, unfortunately, is exactly how Brexit came about.

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Re: Gotta love El Reg @AC

You should see the Mail today: the headline is "Theresa's Triumph!" They're celebrating her ability to support an amendment which forces her to go back to Brussels to change something which she spent a month telling everyone couldn't be changed. Not only did she fail to get a deal which could satisfy Parliament, she has now become a hypocrite and denounced her own work. And just when you'd think the insanity couldn't get any more convoluted, the Daily Fuckwitted Mail declares it all a triumph.

Oh, what times we are living in. I'm glad I don't have any grandchildren I'll have to explain this to one day.

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Re: Brexit

Fox is rank. You really don't want to eat Fox. Oh, you meant the animal. No, you don't want to eat that either.

Owen Patterson was on Today this morning, talking bollocks as usual. This time he was also being very dense, declaring the utter insanity of yesterday's amendments a triumph. I can see why the badgers found it so easy to move the goalposts when he was in charge of killing them.

Should the super-rich pay 70% tax rate above $10m? Here's Michael Dell's hot take for Davos

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Re: Income Tax - Smincome Tax

I'm not working for 30% and work less hours.

Oh good. That opens up a part-time position for someone who is willing to work and to earn more than they are currently earning.

Isn't that how capitalism works? I accept that I could be wrong. I keep getting contradictory messages from capitalists.

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Re: It won't be 70%

That's how politics is done these days.

That's how politics has always been done. These days we rarely chop the loser's hands off as well (eg Marc Antony v Cicero).

Rich 11

Re: Simple solution to Dell's problem

Enough hookers and cocaine to properly adorn his second yacht, of course.

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Why are you assuming the driver is envy, rather than a recognition that high levels of inequality are bad for society? Could it be that you are blindly parroting the stock ad hominem used for decades in right-wing media owned by billionaires?

Q. What do you call an IT admin for 20-plus young children? A. A teacher

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High hopes

If someone can come up with a reliable method of getting kids to handle security properly, there could be as high as a 50-50 chance that it'll work with adults too.

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Re: Tell me about it

Yeah, those damn spoilsports stopped me from inhaling lung cancer and snorting asbestos. How dare they interfere with my life choices! I mean, I was eleven and understood the risks perfectly.

Florida man's deadliest catch forces police to evacuate Taco Bell

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Re: Taco Bell Shut Down!

Taco Bell reopened later in the day.

He needs more practice. With luck he'll finish the job next time.

Crispest image yet of Ultima Thule arrives on Earth, but grab a coffee while the rest downloads

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Re: Good Lord! What were they thinking?

At least that will give the Cosmic Kitten something to play with.

Users fail to squeak through basic computer skills test. Well, it was the '90s

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Re: Not sure...

Of course they'll look worried: they're wondering why you're asking for meths in a pharmacy rather than in a DIY place.

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When I used to do desktop support we had many a drink end up in a keyboard and mouse.

Serves you right for taking your desktop into the pub.

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Pint

Re: Not sure...

Users who regularly invest in politeness, cake and beer can expect a good return.

Ever feel like all your prayers go unheard? The Catholic Church has an app for that

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Re: No point

Suggestions such as "Grovel before Me, worm, or taste the eternal flames of Hell!"

Ah, poor God. So badly misunderstood. One set of believers want to think he's a good and loving god and the other set live in terror of the Old Testament monster. Neither of them have an ounce of evidence that their delusion personified is in any way justifiable, so just to prove their dedication they occasionally spend some time killing each other. And that's just within any one of the three Abrahamic religions -- it's even worse when they start arguing over who has the bestest cuddly little prophet.

NHS England digital boss in hot water over 'puff piece' written about her future employer

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which your employer could give to you if they didn't have to pay it

Could, but probably wouldn't.

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Sure it'll give your old mum a new hip but you probably paid 10x the actual cost of the procedure through taxation of your entire family.

Did you actually read what you wrote? Are you capable of understanding why that is not in any sense a reasonable real-world comparison and an utterly invalid argument?

You are Daniel Hannan and I claim my £5.

Office 365 enjoys good old-fashioned Thursday wobble as email teeters over in Europe

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Joke

Have you checked your email for outage notices?

Senior UK.gov ministers asked: So, are we going to ban Huawei or what?

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The UK won't ban Huawei because...

...we will need to kou tou to China to get that greatest and bestest trade deal we've all been promised by Liam Fox and his charming friends.

'Nun' drops goat head on pavement outside Cheltenham 'Spoons

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Re: Proves that Cheltenham

It is an excellent Model Shop and that particular Wetherspoons is definitely at the lower end of the drinking-barn scale.

The lighter side of HMRC: We want your money, but we also want to make you laugh

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Re: so what borderline things will you be claiming for this year?

In 1998, 1.4m lire was my expenses claim for a four-day business trip in northern Italy (flights excluded).

Rich 11

Re: If we taxed the rich properly

So basically the indolent wealthy prosper - while self-reliant workers are penalised.

Not much point in one's family funding a political party for seven generations unless one benefits from it, old chap.

UK.gov plans £2,500 fines for kids flying toy drones within 3 MILES of airports

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Re: Excessive

but no aircraft requires 2.9 miles to climb or descend above 400ft.

It's certainly true that all aircraft can be persuaded to descend 400 feet vertically while moving barely a few feet laterally.

Rich 11

Re: So this ban...

Obviously I don't condone this

There is no 'obviously' in the brave new world which legislates against flimsy pieces of plastic weighing barely an ounce and incapable of flying for more than about eight minutes.

Rich 11

Re: De minimis non curat lex

Getting rid of the de minimis rule is part of the current ploy to control the masses by ensuring there is something they can charge you with that will involve prison time.

Like spoiling a ballot paper, or breathing on the wrong side of the road.

French diplomat: Spies gonna spy – there aren't any magical cyberspace laws that can prevent it

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Re: Spying is OK as long as WE do it..

ensure the regulation is applied

His point is that that is pretty much impossible. When he said he thinks that IP theft is beyond the pale, all I could hear was the Chinese chuckling.

The most annoying British export since Piers Morgan: 'Drones' halt US airport flights

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A wall won't stop them. The drones will just bring a ladder.

Wait, I've got it! We don't need a wall, just a slatted steel fence. That'll do the job -- and the drone operators will pay for it.

The Iceman cometh, his smartwatch told the cops: Hitman jailed after gizmo links him to Brit gangland slayings

Rich 11

Re: A high viz vest?

Decrease of Embarrassment.

Rich 11

Re: A high viz vest?

as the belief is that the airbag will protect you against harm.

Too true. There's even a formal medical term for the pattern of fractures across face, ribs and arms that are the common result of having your life saved by an airbag. It's better than being dead but you're still looking at weeks in hospital.

(Hey, El Reg, can we have a Crash Test Dummy icon, please?)

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Re: A lesson

The last time I saw Jamie Oliver on the telly his hamster cheeks would not have suggested that he is a fitness fanatic. He can certainly murder a perfectly good plate of fried chicken, though.

Rich 11

Re: Proof once again

I think you might have a glorious career in training beckoning

Or be facing a ten-year stretch for conspiracy to murder!

Struggling with GDPR compliance? Don't waste money on legal advice: Buy a shredder

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Re: Hmmm

If you lick the pen to draw the ink, you can be charged with non-compliance.

Clone your own Prince Phil, says eBay seller hawking debris left over from royal car crash

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one assumes that he's had had first class healthcare, medical advice and diet through his adult life

The royal family are believers in homeopathy, another inexcusable holdover from the 19th century. I bet they only use it for minor, time-limited ailments, though, and the rest of the time rely upon the services of expensive private hospitals.

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Re: Caught by surprise

I'm still having difficulty believing that a Kia could flip a Land Rover. Those things can usually survive being hit by a charging rhino.

Ah, wait, it was near Sandringham. Every road in the Land of Soon Under Meltwater is bracketed by drainage ditches.