* Posts by Rich 11

4578 publicly visible posts • joined 8 Jul 2009

NASA's crap infosec could be 'significant threat' to space ops

Rich 11

Re: Save some money now, we'll deal with it when we get breeched

I like the way some random person on the internet thinks they've got a simple but near-total solution for an entire highly technical organisation of hundreds of thousands of people, especially when the description of the solution is peppered with words like 'only', 'easily' and 'just'. Are you 17? Have you met the real world yet?

Astroboffins spot hefty pair swinging together. What? Um, we're talking about record-breaking massive binary stars...

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Re: Which way to the nearest supernova?

PDS 27 is about 8000 light years away, a twelfth of the galactic diameter if you need context.

Liz Warren: I'll smash up Amazon, Google, and Facebook – if you elect me to the White House

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Re: Not Trump again, please

By then, Trump will have a success record BETTER than Reagan's.

He's going to trump the Iran-Contra affair? Well, there's something to look forward to...

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Re: "I will be forced to vote for Trump again"

a pure socialist like Bernie

Sanders is a social democrat. I know it's got the difficult word 'social' in it, which confuses far too many Americans, but I'd like to think that more of you would occasionally consider reaching for a dictionary rather than joyously gulping down the bullshit spewed by the people who want to manipulate you into making them richer and keeping them richer.

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I have to wonder whether the successful revolution in 1776 had any positive benefits for reform of the British government, ultimately giving more power to Parliament?

You're correct in that his contribution to both the causes and the conduct of the war did damage George III's political influence, given that he'd been raised in his mothers' Hanoverian court and brought up to believe that power should be invested primarily in kings. However in terms of power being retrenched in Parliament it's arguable that his son's antics (especially his constant demands for money) damaged the monarchy more. The succession of a madman by a buffoon helped pave the way but it took another generation before meaningful reform took place, and a further 80 years before the monarch was sidelined and left with even less power than the newly-neutered House of Lords.

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Re: Pres doesn't have the power

It's interesting that you should equate progressive values with Russia, when you currently have a regressive president openly admiring Putin and taking the malicious, murdering authoritarian's word over the reports of his own intelligence agencies.

Rich 11

Re: CEI

Thankfully Herr Drumpf is no Bismarck.

UK Ministry of Fun seeks deputy director for IT as it edges away from Cabinet Office shared services

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The job ad calls for someone with strong technical knowledge, excellent negotiation skills, experience managing IT operations in a complex multi-vendor environment, and “significant track record of owning end-to-end in-house technology service delivery”.

The ability to wield multiple electric cattle-prods simultaneously would also be an advantage. Anyone want to bet this poor sod lasts more than twelve months without going off sick with stress and depression or quitting in disgust?

What happens when security devices are insecure? Choose the nuclear option

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Re: I had one of these at the time

Mutant simians driving tanks and turning humanity into voiceless slaves?

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Re: I had one of these at the time

Oh, I saw it. Slab of black rock and everything.

I learned my lesson. I've always worn two condoms since. Even when not having sex.

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Interestingly enough there was (and still is) an electricity substation just over the road from the hospital car park. It's a squat brick building surrounded by one of those spiky steel fences with an outer hurricane fence around it and the pylons. I did wonder if that would be where an escape exit might emerge, although after all this time I can't remember whether or not the bomb shelter was on that side of the hospital complex.

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Re: I had one of these at the time

You had a better chance of achieving something.

A gentleman never tells.

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I did some volunteer work in my distant youth, more with the intent of putting something distinctive on my CV than on improving the lot of humanity. I once spent three weeks working nights driving an electric buggy around the warren of tunnels underneath a major hospital, towing carts full of all sorts of medical waste, disassembled beds, broken furniture going for repair, boxes of supplies and tons of laundry, etc, from one drop-off point to another. You could go the entire night and only ever meet three people.

Naturally I soon got bored and spent some time exploring the place. In one of the less-travelled tunnels I found myself up against a 10' square blast door, the entrance to the nuclear bunker where the local great and good had no doubt schemed and plotted to gain places in a refuge from which they could later emerge and rebuild civilisation in their image. Given the number of RAF bases in the environs, I did wonder if they'd stopped to think how likely it would be that their refuge would become their tomb, buried under ten floors of collapsed hospital.

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Re: I had one of these at the time

Obligatory mention of Threads.

Still gives me nightmares.

Rich 11

Re: I had one of these at the time

When we got our copy back in 1980 all it did was convince me I should join CND. But being only 16 at the time, I was distracted by a girl carrying a bottle of cider and never quite got round to signing up to save humanity.

Nah, National Cyber Security Centre doesn't need its own minister, UK.gov tells Parliament

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Re: Yes but, no but...

Hmm, Grayling. Here's one.

"Everyone will be required to put Windows 10 on their phone, because the automatic updates will keep the country's hashtags secure."

While this CEO may be stiff, his customers are rather stuffed: Quadriga wallets finally cracked open – nothing inside

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Re: A plane....

A canoeing accident is cheaper.

Google recalculated its wages, and yup, raises for underpaid fellas. So can you forget those gender discrim claims?

Rich 11

Re: Check out Jordan B. Peterson

First, the biologists are commenting on the psychologist's interpretation of biology, not on psychology.

Second, it is reasonable to accept that biologists probably wouldn't know as much about psychology as a psychologist.

So why then give much credence to a psychologist's view on an aspect of biology? You compound this by saying much of our biology is the same, which is the exact point the biologists are laughing at. Mammals and crustacea do indeed both use serotonin, BUT FOR DIFFERENT THINGS!

This is why Peterson is so laughable. He makes things sound not ludicrous on its face (to borrow your phrase) but all he is doing is falsely claiming a scientific basis for his own pre-existing prejudices and he's enjoying the fame and adulation it earns him from those of a similar mindset. Sadly he also sucks in others because he can sound so convincing.

Rich 11

Re: Check out Jordan B. Peterson

But, ya know, it's all about post-modernists.

Post-modernism can be as readily dismissed as can be Jungian psychology. There hasn't been any advance in post-modernism for 30 years. No new Derrida carrying the flag, nothing like that. I don't expect that Peterson holds much of a positive opinion about Jungian ideas, given its lack of a scientific basis. Both are dead in the water.

So why does Peterson attack post-modernism? Because it's an easy target and it carries associations. He uses it as an inroad to undermine his perception of socialism, due to his pre-existing ideas on the subject (no wonder he's so popular with the alt-right). Just as in the way you've inserted Marxists alongside post-modernism; you might have failed to notice that one school significantly pre-dates the other and that neither is dependant upon the other. This is why I originally said that a person's consumption of Peterson's verbiage can give an insight into the way that person's mind works. I'd like to think that, what with him being a psychologist, Peterson would appreciate that.

BTW, while I will happily state that my politics lean mostly leftwards I don't describe myself as a socialist, nor do I think anyone else with a reasonable understanding of the term could describe me as one either. I just say that so that no-one need bother with any replies beginning "Well your pre-existing ideas..." Because obviously I'd prefer replies which examine my id, ego and anima, or which deconstruct fundamental human perceptions of the universe, or which critique me on the basis of Marxist dialectic.

Rich 11

Re: Check out Jordan B. Peterson

Showing disdain against some one who promotes reasonable judgement pretty much proves a great many of his points.

This assumes that his judgment is reasonable. If it is not reasonable, disdain is a rational response.

So, where do you stand on this psychologist's attempt to justify hierarchies in human society by reference to the effect serotonin has on lobsters (creatures without a brain) and the effect serotonin has on humans (creatures with a brain and a vast array of concomitant societal influences)? I'll give you a clue: biologists have laughed.

Also, lobsters piss through their face.

Rich 11

Re: Check out Jordan B. Peterson

The only thing anyone should ever check out Jordan Peterson for is to understand why he's so overrated by people readily impressed by endless streams of verbiage.

Rich 11

Lies, damned lies and statistics

The algorithms are, apparently, equal across gender and race. Only employees working in a specific group that contains more than 30 people with at least five people per demographic group are considered by the system.

I can see at least two ways in which that restriction could overlook discrimination, inadvertently or otherwise.

Hipster whines at tech mag for using his pic to imply hipsters look the same, discovers pic was of an entirely different hipster

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Re: Wow

My wife has told me in no uncertain terms that if I want a beard then I have to go and live in the shed.

Do beards only grow in the cold?

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Re: Wow

I'm not sure how anyone can use 'Sarah Palin' and 'wisely' in the same sentence. Do you work for Fox News?

Rich 11

Re: We have surely reached peak beard.

If you're likening me to David Soul then, yes, go for it. Then all I have to do is persuade my missus that it's true...

Rich 11

Re: Why anti-conformists always end up looking the same

"Mummy? Are you my Mummy?"

Run. Just run.

Rich 11

Re: Why anti-conformists always end up looking the same

"Yes, do you know him?"

"Maybe. What does he ride?"

(OK, that wouldn't work in the US because it'd all be Harleys.)

Rich 11

Re: Why anti-conformists always end up looking the same

It probably became easier to copy him after he died. Sadly.

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Why anti-conformists always end up looking the same

"Yes, we *are* all individuals."

© Life of Bejesus

Tim Apple. Larry Oracle. Ginni Layoffs: It works so why the heck not?

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the revival of the occupational surname

"We appreciate it very much, Tim Apple"

"You're welcome, Donald Racist Pussy-Grabber Crook Traitor."

Unless you want your wine bar to look like a brothel, purple curtains are a no-no apparently

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Re: Aarr

"Ar. So does we sell em a sheep or Jethro's nephew-son?"

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I thought Lostwithiel was the site of a battle in The Silmarillion, but I admit I could be wrong.

TalkTalk kept my email account active for 8 years after I left – now it's spamming my mates

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Re: Indefensible

How on earth do they manage to provide any sort of service?

Shamelessness and greed.

From hard drive to over-heard drive: Boffins convert spinning rust into eavesdropping mic

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Crank up the volume

These unintentional microphones sense speech with high enough fidelity for the Shazam service to recognize a song recorded through the hard drive.

"You spin me right round, baby, right round, like a hard disk platter, baby, right round..."

'They took away our Cup-a-Soup!' Share your tales of bleak breakout areas with us

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Re: Frank.

and the result was surprisingly palatable

Tha dussn't know tha's born, lad.

When I was about eight or nine, in the early seventies, me and a mate used to spend our time at the end of our road, about a mile out of town. This was where the river and roads met the train line, so we'd piss about climbing on the bridge and watching the trains go by (which weren't many, except in holiday season for the east coast resorts). We got to know the signalman who worked one side of the river and the gatekeeper who worked the two crossings on the other side.

Some summer evenings one or both of them would give us money to cycle back into town and fetch them fish and chips. In return we got half a bag of chips and a mug of tea to wash it down. It may just have been an urban legend amongst signalmen, but it was said that the signal hut which contained an iron stove and a huge blackened kettle had never been free of tea since the LNER was incorporated a hundred or more years earlier. Every shift, someone would just scoop out the previous set of tea bags, throw in a handful of their own, top it up with water and put some more coal in the stove.

Proper tea, that was.

How to make people sit up and use 2-factor auth: Show 'em a vid reusing a toothbrush to scrub a toilet – then compare it to password reuse

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Re: Wanting to use 2FA is one thing...

I can't believe* I got downvoted for not carrying a phone.

It's not my fault I don't have friends who want to speak to me every second of every day, or that I don't absolutely need to speak with them at a whim, or that I don't feel a compulsion to install a Facebook app let alone use it. Unless I'm going out of town for a few days my phone is a fucking expensive alarm clock, that's all.

*Well, alright, maybe I can.

Rich 11

Re: Wanting to use 2FA is one thing...

Furthermore, the phone is something you carry with you already.

Speak for yourself.

Adi Shamir visa snub: US govt slammed after the S in RSA blocked from his own RSA conf

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Re: Here's some suggestions ...

Italy: Amalfi Coast

I don't need it to be a conference venue for me to be persuaded to go there!

Rich 11

Re: OpenPGP

Yes, it can certainly be a subset. I'd like to think that our supposedly intelligent, principled and motivated elected representatives wouldn't all fall into that category, but since everyone is capable of making mistakes I suppose that given enough areas of non-expertise then disastrous results will inevitably occur almost as a matter of individual convenience.

(Please note my restraint on not giving the obvious example. I need the brownie points with the missus.)

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Re: OpenPGP

Yeah, yeah, we all know that but you try telling the bloody politicians that. It's difficult to tell whether they truly are ignorant and unwilling to learn, or are being blindly loyal to party and ideology, or are using this as an excuse for a broader slurp of data because some spook has convinced them that that would be a jolly good thing and we'll all thank them for their excellent foresight when some undefinable future threat is comprehensively averted.

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Joke

Re: So where would they move it to?

If I had scheduled a major international conference in April or May in the UK this year I would be shitting bricks right now.

I haven't scheduled a major international conference in April or May in the UK this year, yet I am shitting bricks right now.

Silent Merc, holy e-car... Mflllwhmmmp! What is that terrible sound?

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"The only way to feel the noise..."

What do you think should alert us to the presence of heavy metal doom hurtling towards us as we cross the street?

The reanimated corpse of Lemmy. Nothing less will do.

"The only way to feel the noise..."

UK Ministry of Justice: Surprise! We tested out biometric tech in prisons and 'visitors' with drugs up their bums ran away

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Re: Is it just me ?

If Benny Hill had been in charge it all would have been funny. It's not been funny.

You have the right to remain on-prem, but you should really head for the cloud, UK plod told

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Initialism

Yes, some forces use a combination of on-premises, hybrid, private and public. We probably need a new acronym for that.

HFC-SSD

Horses For Courses - Screw Stupid Directives!

Smart home owner? Don't make your crib easy pickings for the smart home pwner

Rich 11

Re: Call me very old school

Cave? What cave? I'm still roaming the Kalahari.

UK.gov's Verify has 'significantly' missed every target, groans spending watchdog

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Re: The default way for people to prove their identity

I'm sure the banks would be willing to help out like that. After all, the country needs to start rebuilding its cash reserves so that we'll be ready to give all our money to the banks the next time they fall for a foreign investment scam.

Alphabet snoop: If you're OK with Google-spawned Chronicle, hold on, hold on, dipping into your intranet traffic, wait, wait

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Re: Nice horse!

says it won't share data and it's here to help

Of course Alphabet will say that, because if the NSA want access to any of that data Alphabet won't be allowed to say they were obliged to help.

Sniff the love: Subaru's SUVs overwhelmed by scent of hair shampoo, recalls 2.2 million cars

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Don't spoil it. We're having fun.

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Re: smells like

...and behind the sign saying 'Beware of the Leopard'!

When the bits hit the FAN: US military accused of knackering Russian trolls, news org's IT gear amid midterm elections

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Re: iTunes on Windows? Spawn of the devil...

Fortunately they changed the launch codes when Trump took office. As long as no-one realises that it's now 0000-0000-00 then Strategic Command is safe.