* Posts by Rich 11

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British Army cyber 'n' psyops unit 77 Brigade can't even brainwash civvies into helping it meet recruitment targets

Rich 11

Re: Bigged up Army psyops?

is bigged up a real English term?

It most certainly is. It can be traced back to the 13th century, when boar-shafting parties were all the rage.

"...on that nighte we didst lws the Beaste unto its mark, & Sir Guillaume didst take it with grate joyeux, & was truly bigged up."

-- Roger de Montmorency, Keeper of the King's Ringcushion

Rich 11

Re: Recruiting part timers...

Plus backhanders to persuade them to do it before the month after next.

Rich 11

Re: Crapita

Or even just literate.

Never let something so flimsy as a locked door to the computer room stand in the way of an auditor on the warpath

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Recalcitrant doors

I once worked with a bloke from Northern Ireland who told a story about when he'd worked on an Army base as a consultant for their ICL systems. They had a couple of minicomputers in a secure server room in the centre of the building, visible from the adjacent workrooms through narrow wired-glass windows. It was kept locked tight when no-one was meant to be in the room, with only the duty officer having the keys. One night he got a call to say water could be seen pouring in from the AC gear on the roof and the DO couldn't be found, so he rushed over there to find two squaddies had ameliorated the issue in a non-technical but very pragmatic fashion: smash down the security door using a metal filing cabinet as a battering ram, then haul aside the kit they could move and put tarps and buckets over the top of the rest. After my mate had powered everything down and the late-to-the-scene DO had finished having a heart attack, everyone calmed down a bit and the squaddies started arguing about whether if they'd had their sidearms they could have shot the lock off instead. It's probably just as well they didn't get the chance to try that.

No Huawei out: Prez Trump's game of chicken with China has serious consequences

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Re: Airbus & China

Everyone wants to kick the winner while forgetting that he won

He won the presidency but he didn't win more votes. He won the opportunity to put a handful of signature policies into practice, with little success so far. No wall. No better healthcare. No repair of infrastructure. The only thing he's managed to do is enact a temporary tax cut for the middle class and a permanent one for the wealthy and for corporations, while at the time promising his tax cuts wouldn't benefit him personally (hint: they did). And the promises he's made since being elected haven't been impressive: remember 'trade wars are quick and easy to win'? China disagrees.

All in all, he's well worth kicking. He's not going to go down in history for the reasons he'd like.

Rich 11

Re: Disgusting

I don't think you've heard of separation of powers.

Rich 11

Re: Airbus & China

a pinhead

That's overly generous.

NASA boffins may just carve your name on a chip and send it to Mars if you ask nicely

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Re: I for one....

Don't forget Huw Jampton and Betty Swallocks.

Rich 11

Re: International identify theft?

I wonder if their English is any better?

With minds immeasurably greater than our own? Bound to be.

Rich 11

Re: My name's in Space already

I had a birthday greeting read out on ATV's Romper Room when I was little, so my name has already travelled almost 52 light years. Thanks, Mum!

We listened to more than 3 hours of US Congress testimony on facial recognition so you didn't have to go through it

Rich 11

Re: " It’s simply absurd for elected politicians to be wanted criminals."

You may have missed a little sarcasm there.

Tim Peake's Soyuz lands in London after jaunt around the UK

Rich 11

Re: Scarier than Manchester?

but they were more Texan than American

And they'd take that as a compliment!

This is a sett-up! Mum catches badger feasting on contents of freezer

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Wrong number of legs

apart from scallops. It took those out and then just dumped them on the floor.

This animal has taste. I couldn't have trained it better myself.

UK's planned Espionage Act will crack down on Snowden-style Brit whistleblowers, suspected backdoored gear (cough, Huawei)

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Re: 1984 !

The mandate is judged on what voters were told in the referendum process. It was clear what leaving meant.

Daniel Hannan said it wouldn't mean leaving the single market.

Michael Gove said it would mean leaving the single market, but he still wanted access to it. He also claimed that every country in Europe except for Belarus was part of a free trade zone, and claimed that leaving the UK wouldn't mean we left this zone. He eventually accepted that the zone he had described didn't exist and he was confusing access to the single market with the customs union, including the partial customs union agreed with Turkey.

Arron Banks favoured the Norway option, which meant staying in the customs union.

Nigel Farage said it would mean leaving both the single market and the customs union.

Unfortunately I've forgotten exactly what Boris Johnson and David Davies said. My brain had given up by then.

Please note that only one of the above is achievable under a No Deal Brexit, and clearly not all of the high-profile campaigners were in favour of it in the run-up to the referendum. Some still aren't.

this stuff is easy to test

Glad I could help you test it.

Rich 11

Re: 1984 !

"Get out of the European Union, I don't care how" or "Get out of the European Union, I do care how and this is the agreement I'd like to see"? It does matter, you know. Like I said, you've got exactly what you voted for. Or perhaps you'd like to let us know your preference?

the fact that these did not exist should prove to even the most thick-headed Remainer that the EU never had any intention of ever allowing anyone to leave.

The fact that the Prime Minister could write a letter right now setting tomorrow as the date for the UK leaving the UK without any withdrawal agreement, but is only stopped from doing so by a law passed by the UK Parliament, should tell even the most thick-headed Brexiter that the EU doesn't have all the power the lying Brexiters claim it has.

Rich 11

Re: 1984 !

BREXIT as was mandated by the referendum

Exactly which form of Brexit did the referendum mandate? No single one. And right now you've got exactly what you voted for.

Rich 11

Re: "would be aimed at people who "betray" Britain, whether at home or abroad."

Are you by any chance thinking of our good friend Jacob?

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No doubt the anti-ECHR rhetoric will invoke the spirit of Churchill standing up to foreign oppression, while at the same time carefully skirting around the fact that Churchill was the primary instigator of the Convention and Court.

Rich 11

Re: "people who "betray" Britain"

Is publishing MP's expenses treason or extremist content?

Dunno, but it'd probably get you 25 years banged up in a duckhouse floating on a moat.

Uncle Sam to blow millions on mind-control weapon tech that can be fitted without surgery

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FTFY

A non-invasive approach would be, for instance, skull-cap-like wearable devices that can be easily attached and detached from the jarhead.

Rich 11

Re: Thinking too much not allowed

Or worse, "Frag him!"

This tech reminds me of the sci-fi story where a frustrated crewman told his ship's AI to go to hell, then had to talk the AI out of actually setting a course. Enabling faster reaction times on the battlefield could get quite messy.

It's 50 years to the day since Apollo 10 blasted off: America's lunar landing 'dress rehearsal'

Rich 11
Alien

Re: beancounters at the top

I long assumed tail down rocket landings were the stuff of old SciFi films (Forbidden Planet)

Forbidden Planet had a flying saucer, not a rocket ship.

Rich 11

Re: The 60's

Well that's how I like to remember it.

To borrow an old joke, if you can remember the 60s you weren't there.

Office 365 user security practices are woeful, yet it's still 'Microsoft's fault' when an org is breached

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Re: Yet another bit of blackmail

Yeah, we saw that years ago with UK education - of course, us "uneducated" oinks could not possible see a ruse, the academic high and mighty knew that it was Gates' generosity that drove him

Decisions like that were nothing to do with education level or high and mighty academics, as someone with an IQ which qualifies for Mensa membership should realise (at least assuming your intelligence is applicable to the real world rather than to little else but IQ tests).

For one, academics themselves rarely get a say in the detail of what an IT department chooses to implement across the institution, at least when it comes to general services. For another, HE is always short of money and when IT budgets are slashed a department will often end up going with the cheapest replacement option which doesn't carry a greater risk than the system currently needing replacement. Add to that the beancounters' preference for projects which have a regular annual cost rather than a big up-front capital outlay, and everyone ends up just trying to make the best of a bad situation, knowing full well that it could have been worse than it actually is.

China trade tariffs? Fuhgeddaboudit, say Cisco execs. We, er, shifted some production

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My money is on "the side that's holding more than $1.1 trillion in IOUs from the other".

I'm sure Trump has a great plan, the best plan, for countering this threat. "No, that's not my signature. Nor is this. Or this. These IOUs are worthless. Here, let me tear them up for you."

If you hear podcasting star Joe Rogan say something dumb, it may not be his fault – an AI has cloned his voice

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If you hear podcasting star Joe Rogan say something dumb

...you may not be the least bit surprised.

Wine? No, posh noshery in high spirits despite giving away £4,500 bottle of Bordeaux

Rich 11
Coffee/keyboard

Re: Wine writers have an overactive imagination

Um, I don't think El Reg runs a dating site yet, Myffy...

Rich 11

Re: The laughable thing about wine

Sound advice. This is why I stick to meths -- you kno excatly what you;re gettin ever tiem

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Wine writers have an overactive imagination

decadent ... immense richness and voluptuousness ... medium-bodied with a very sweet, luscious entry

This is exactly what I look for in a girlfriend.

If poking about Doctor Who's TARDIS in VR sounds like fun to you, better luck next time

Rich 11

Re: Not interested

I too have been watching since Jon Pertwee, but I thought that Peter Kay episode was excellent. It's not often they manage to sneak in a joke about oral sex in a children's program.

Rich 11

Re: If...

I'll never understand why the BBC spends so much on things that aren't news, tv or radio while cutting funding to those things.

I imagine somebody once said back in 1936 that the BBC should stick to radio, and they couldn't understand why any money would be spent on television broadcasting instead.

Rich 11

Re: Well at least there's currently a spin-off on TV

cannonical

As in fired from?

Banhammer Republic: Trump declares national emergency, starts ball rolling to boot Huawei out of ALL US networks

Rich 11

Re: Pardon me!

Conrad Black isn't a dubious person. He's just a millionaire who had the misfortune to get caught. Nothing dubious about it.

Rich 11

Re: What is the risk?

What is going to be interesting is what China will decide to do with all the American debt they hold, once they get sufficiently pissed off at Trump's antics.

Rich 11

Re: What is the risk?

I would be shocked if there weren’t many more.

The US spied on Security Council delegates and on their discussions with other countries' delegates in the run-up to the Iraq War, in violation of the strict no-spy rule in the UN. I wouldn't be surprised if most of the major countries weren't also doing the same when it suited them, but the US has home-turf advantage there.

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Re: "Unacceptable risk", eh? - let me guess

I am just wondering when the Jaffa will get round to identifying National Threats in Europe

A boycott of a couple of his golf courses should be enough to do it. Maybe throw in a work-to-rule at one of his hotels, just to really piss him off.

Your FREE end-of-the-world guide: What happens when a sun like ours runs out of fuel

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Re: Perhaps

Surely all that hot air will accelerate the heat death?

Arguably any activity would accelerate heat death, but in this case I think we have to allow for interdimensional transfer of energy to members of Parliament from the Eighth Circle of Hell.

Rich 11

Re: Perhaps

She plans to delay the heat death of the universe by getting Parliament to debate her deal, time and time and time again.

If you're ever lost on the Moon, Ordnance Survey now has you covered for Apollo 11 anniversary

Rich 11

Re: Eagle-eyed?

(Of course I should have added a reference to the incomparable theme music. Saturday mornings have been empty since.)

Rich 11

Re: Eagle-eyed?

Of course you couldn't see any Eagles on the moon. The moon left the solar system twenty years ago.

Prez Trump's trade war reshapes electronics supply chains as China production slows

Rich 11

Re: China has the upper hand and Trump is too stupid to see it

"Mmm. I have a great smell, the best smell. Everyone says so."

Talk about a ticket to ride... London rail passengers hear pr0n grunts over PA system

Rich 11

Re: Train Strike - next week

Doubt it justifies wanking at work

Probably depends on the workplace and who you're wanking.

It woz ransomware wot did it: ConnectWise spills beans on cause for day-long outage

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Re: What a shame

A 10% rebate to customers is a small price to pay to avoid getting a bad reputation.

Let's hope other companies follow their lead. And learn from the security hole.

Japan's mission to mine Mars' moon is cleared – now they've filled out the right paperwork on alien world contamination

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Re: Picking the nits

The future is bright -- the future is orange

**connection dropped**

Rich 11

Re: Theme Parks

Maybe a clown told him the climate was changing and he was never comfortable with the concept thereafter.

It's 2019 so now security vulnerabilities are branded using emojis: Meet Thrangrycat, a Cisco router secure boot flaw

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Re: Cisco, for one, told us it "is not aware of any malicious use of the vulnerability."

Although I think we can safely assume that its use by a three-feline agency would be malicious.

It's 2019 and a WhatsApp call can hack a phone: Zero-day exploit infects mobes with spyware

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Black Helicopters

Re: How would I know if I've been compromised?

Have you ever switched it on?

Rich 11

Re: Orwell warned of the Telescreen

"Alexa, are you spying on me?"

"Of course not, Rich 11. Now hurry up and finish the hoovering. Your girlfriend will be home in 73 seconds."

UK Home Office: If we want Ofcom to break the law, that should be perfectly legal

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I'm looking forward to when my grandchildren ask me; where were you when Brits voted themselves into oppression and slavery?

"Driving the tumbril, which is why you're now free to ask that question without being summarily sent to the Yaxley-Lennon Memorial Re-Education Academy'n'Grill for five years of marching and saluting."

Timely Trump tariffs tax tech totally: 25 per cent levy on modems, fiber optics, networking gear, semiconductors…

Rich 11

Re: Same old, same old

I agree with everything you said except for the word 'purposely'.