* Posts by Rich 11

4578 publicly visible posts • joined 8 Jul 2009

Why are fervid Googlers making ad-blocker-breaking changes to Chrome? Because they created a monster – and are fighting to secure it

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Re: Or, simply...

Or, simply

I always worry when someone uses the word 'simply' like that*.

Defence in depth is a concept worth understanding. No single measure will catch everything forever.

*Unless it's me using it, of course ;-)

Blighty's online pr0n gatekeepers are begging for a regulatory beating, says digital rights org

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MindGeek's AgeID ... has said it expects 20-25 million UK adults to sign up for its service in the first month.

And how many UK children? If the offline PortesCard method can be used to register five devices at a cost of nine quid, I can see a ready market in secondary schools of 18 year olds buying one and selling access to five kids at a fiver each.

Greatest threat facing IT? Not the latest tech giant cockwomblery – it's just tired engineers

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Re: Been there, done that...

Honesty works.

Seconded. A cover-up is much more likely to get you fired.

Exodus: Tech top brass bail on £1bn UK courts reform amid concerns project is floundering

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probate fees are set to escalate from the current £155 to over £6000

Well, that just makes me glad my mum got that awkward dying business over and done with last year.

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Is this the last of Failin' Grayling's wondrous reforms or are there still some other turdbombs waiting to explode?

Hate your IT job? Sick of computers? Good news: An electronics-frying Sun superflare may hit 'in next 100 years'

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Re: Risk assessment

The auguries are indeed not good. If a CME buggers up the Earth's magnetic field for a few hours then pigeons could travel east to west just when you needed them to reliably travel west to east.

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Re: No need to worry...

Have you been reading Jim Al-Khalili's latest book?

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Re: 10^36 erg per second

The neutrinos are angry one moment, semi-angry the next and not at all angry the moment after that. Then they start all over again.

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Re: sm-erg

Like one of his fellow-travellers, Mark Froggie-Name, he's seven shillings short of a guinea.

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Re: From scratch we re-invent the industrial revolution

David Essex girls?

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Re: Yeah let's frrrryyyyyyy

You need to build a new wood burning stove before baking the cake. How do you do that?

Quite easily. Haven't you already thought to look that up before Apocalypse Day? No? Then if you want cake post-Apocalypse you can come round to my house and buy cake from me. Prices start at a kilo of salt or 50g of unexpired tetracycline.

Oblivious 'influencers' work on 3.6-roentgen tans in Chernobyl after realising TV show based on real nuclear TITSUP

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Re: Can someone explain who or what these idiots are supposed to be "influencing"

Now Google, Facebook & C. reward stupidity because they need more and more idiots to sustain their business.

Which explains Nick Clegg.

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Re: Can someone explain...

I seem to remember someone wrote that the most Daily Mail headline you can imagine is "Last week's superfood that you must eat causes cancer."

Nah. Nowhere near.

"Last week's superfood that you must eat causes cancer, immigration and house prices."

(Edit: Damn, beaten to it!)

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Re: On the bright side

I'm happy to give that a go if you're paying.

Please be aliens, please be aliens, please be aliens... Boffins discover mystery mass beneath Moon's biggest crater

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Re: It's the core - hand-waving maths for fun

I tried working it out in volumes of Wales, but Mauna Kea rising from the ocean floor doesn't compare readily with Snowdon or Plynlimon rising above the continental shelf. Really, these scientists should work harder on their analogies instead of spending all day running complex calculations on gigabytes of satellite gravitational data.

It is with a heavy heart that we must report that your software has bugs and needs patching: Microsoft, Adobe, SAP, Intel emit security fixes

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Some of them are on 0800 numbers as well. It's nice to know that you can call them back for free...

Bad news. Asteroid 1999 KW4 flew by, did not hit Earth killing us all. Good news: Another one, Didymos, is on the way

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Re: Great Pool Shot!

A legacy we can be proud of.

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Re: Land Dart on it then electric propulsion

I'm not sure space has corners.

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Re: Great Pool Shot!

Yeah, but at least the experiment would be a success. We could record all the details on a gold-plated titanium slab and bury it somewhere where the next sentient species would be certain to find it in 30 million years' time.

It's official! The Register is fake news… according to .uk overlord Nominet. Just a few problems with that claim, though

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Re: The problem with "fake news"...

I'm always impressed by the way the most ignorant observations are written in the least literate fashion. Very persuasive.

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Re: The problem with "fake news"...

There is always the .GB TLD

Since we seem to be heading for a hard Brexit, which will almost certainly result in another Scottish independence referendum and the break-up of the United Kingdom, Jisc could be sitting on gold. Selling .gb registrations may be the only way to fund the UK HE/FE network, given how intent the government is on cutting education spending yet further, even before they dole out yet another unnecessary punishment beating to the economy in a vain attempt to hold the Tory party together.

Wow, talk about a Maine-wave: US state says ISPs need permission to flog netizens' personal data

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Re: As Maine goes ...

Maine tends towards conservative libertarianism, as I understand it

Maine is currently represented by one Republican senator and one Independent senator (who caucuses with the Democrats) and two Democrats in the House. Both the Maine Senate and the House is 60% Democrat.

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Re: Why?

RINO Republicans, most of the Democrats, and most of the U.S. presidents have more or less been 'on board' with these people.

Fucking hell, Bob, you always have to rewrite reality to conform with your prejudices, don't you? Trump, Pai and Flake were behind the move. The 2017 Congressional vote split along party lines and was passed because the Republicans were in the majority at the time. Trump hasn't signed the bill into law yet, but his advisors have said that he will even in the face of states taking a pre-emptive move to protect their citizens.

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Re: Why?

USA-ians identify as Americans first and (whatever state)-ians second.

You can't have met many Texans.

More facial-recognition bans, new creeper tool links girlfriends to past porno, Microsoft's AI school, and more

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Food delivery bots?

Operators are outsourced from Colombia and have to figure out “waypoints” to trace a path for the Kiwibots to follow.

All the better to deliver the marching powder to the end user in a timely fashion.

Oh, the massive sky dong? Contrails from 'standard' F-35 training, US Air Force insists

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No-one, given the number of times he chucked up in an F-15.

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Re: Standard Operating Procedure

If Air Force One is doing one it should be visible over Cornwall about now.

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It'll be in the CIA World Factbook eventually.

Sex and drugs and auto-tune: What motivates a millennial perp?

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Re: the Aztec goddess typexwetcoatal

Your description makes me think her Earthly avatar was Miss McNeish, my primary school teacher from 1968-1970.

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Belive me, freind, we all kno Her.

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main paper's websites

*points and laughs*

*(and pre-emptively drops 20p onto the collection plate for the Great Goddess Tpyos)*

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AKA Chris Grayling.

Introducing 'freedom gas' – a bit like the 2003 deep-fried potato variety, only even worse for you

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Re: An empty house is better than a bad tenant!

Cor blimey, strike a light...

NO!!!

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Re: Also...

The royal family. So inbred there are corgis with a club foot and weak chin. No wonder Diana decided to add a bit of fresh blood to the gene pool after seeing how her first sprog had turned out.

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Re: Also...

[I think it was mostly Demo[n,c][r,R]ats resopnsible for that one]

Perhaps you could provide evidence which demonstrates that it wasn't the Republican Chair of the Committee on House Administration who ordered the Congressional cafeterias to make that change to their menus. Maybe there was more being said and done within the US at that time but this was the story which went international, to considerable ridicule.

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Re: My main regret ...

and it could be awkward even for his PR advisors to bail him out

They must have the most thankless task on the planet. I'm surprised they even bother anymore.

Two weeks after Microsoft warned of Windows RDP worms, a million internet-facing boxes still vulnerable

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Re: Basic security

To allow remote support, I'd guess. Some will be properly protected but many won't.

That's a hell of Huawei to run a business, Chinese giant scolds FedEx after internal files routed via America

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Re: Youtube link - NOT "Edinburgh, Scotland", thank you.

I used to infuriate my colleagues (not coworkers!) when working in the USA by deliberately adding the State to all places that were being mentioned that were out of the state we were currently in.

You could infuriate them further with your Frank Sinatra impression by breaking into song whenever referring to New York, New York.

Ikea hopes to spare shoppers the one-way Helvete of its stores with ÅR app overhaul

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exit(1)

Ikea is launching a mobile app that will project what furniture should look like into punters' homes

Does it then force the punter to walk through every room in their house before being able to find an outside door?

Tesla's autonomous lane changing software is worse at driving than humans, and more

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"It is the driver’s responsibility to remain in control of the car at all times"

"And definitely not our fault when the car piles into an overpass column."

No Huawei out: Prez Trump's game of chicken with China has serious consequences

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Re: Airbus & China

Thanks for explaining something to me that I learned at school back in 1979.

My point about Trump not getting the most votes was to counter the claim "and kinda proves the other option was even worse in many eyes". I suppose I should have quoted the entire sentence rather than leaving it to chance. Or even explain why as poor logic it doesn't prove a single thing, since not liking one candidate doesn't mean you have to vote for one of the others whom you don't like,

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Re: Airbus & China

Everyone wants to kick the winner while forgetting that he won

He won the presidency but he didn't win more votes. He won the opportunity to put a handful of signature policies into practice, with little success so far. No wall. No better healthcare. No repair of infrastructure. The only thing he's managed to do is enact a temporary tax cut for the middle class and a permanent one for the wealthy and for corporations, while at the time promising his tax cuts wouldn't benefit him personally (hint: they did). And the promises he's made since being elected haven't been impressive: remember 'trade wars are quick and easy to win'? China disagrees.

All in all, he's well worth kicking. He's not going to go down in history for the reasons he'd like.

Never let something so flimsy as a locked door to the computer room stand in the way of an auditor on the warpath

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Re: Wouldn't Happen Here

Giving the report to the MD that day in a plush office filled with oil paintings of themselves was a little bizarre, though.

Was the MD named Donald?

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Recalcitrant doors

I once worked with a bloke from Northern Ireland who told a story about when he'd worked on an Army base as a consultant for their ICL systems. They had a couple of minicomputers in a secure server room in the centre of the building, visible from the adjacent workrooms through narrow wired-glass windows. It was kept locked tight when no-one was meant to be in the room, with only the duty officer having the keys. One night he got a call to say water could be seen pouring in from the AC gear on the roof and the DO couldn't be found, so he rushed over there to find two squaddies had ameliorated the issue in a non-technical but very pragmatic fashion: smash down the security door using a metal filing cabinet as a battering ram, then haul aside the kit they could move and put tarps and buckets over the top of the rest. After my mate had powered everything down and the late-to-the-scene DO had finished having a heart attack, everyone calmed down a bit and the squaddies started arguing about whether if they'd had their sidearms they could have shot the lock off instead. It's probably just as well they didn't get the chance to try that.

British Army cyber 'n' psyops unit 77 Brigade can't even brainwash civvies into helping it meet recruitment targets

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Re: Bigged up Army psyops?

is bigged up a real English term?

It most certainly is. It can be traced back to the 13th century, when boar-shafting parties were all the rage.

"...on that nighte we didst lws the Beaste unto its mark, & Sir Guillaume didst take it with grate joyeux, & was truly bigged up."

-- Roger de Montmorency, Keeper of the King's Ringcushion

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Re: Recruiting part timers...

Plus backhanders to persuade them to do it before the month after next.

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Re: Crapita

Or even just literate.

NASA boffins may just carve your name on a chip and send it to Mars if you ask nicely

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Re: I for one....

Don't forget Huw Jampton and Betty Swallocks.

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Re: International identify theft?

I wonder if their English is any better?

With minds immeasurably greater than our own? Bound to be.

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Re: My name's in Space already

I had a birthday greeting read out on ATV's Romper Room when I was little, so my name has already travelled almost 52 light years. Thanks, Mum!