* Posts by Rich 11

4584 publicly visible posts • joined 8 Jul 2009

Can you download it to me – in an envelope with a stamp?

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Re: Deliberately obnoxious

Tolkien didn't turn in his grave.

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Re: Deliberately obnoxious

Sitting in a hotel room in Moscow one evening, waiting for the bar to open, I put the telly on and tried to find a news channel (I only know a few words of Russian but it might have been enough to catch the headlines on international stories). During my channel-hopping I came across an episode of Porridge, dubbed into what I think was Romanian and then subtitled in Russian. I spent a happy 20 minutes trying to work out what the Russian-via-Romanian equivalent of 'Naff off!' was.

Royal Navy seeks missile-moving robots for dockyard drudgery

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Re: Cart b4 horse

laser weapons. No need to load

Most high-energy lasers are chemically-powered. The spent cartridges and waste products are viciously toxic.

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It has seven chain guns and at least a hangar's worth of storage space, enough for a full service lifetime's requirement of 20mm/30mm ammunition. The robots only have to fill it up once and they'd make themselves redundant.

Be still, our drinking hearts: Help Reg name whisky beast conjured by Swedish distillers and AI blendbot

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Re: Algohol

I have no memory of their whisky at all.

Look, we know it feels like everything's going off the rails right now, but think positive: The proton has a new radius

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Re: Size matters?

Skagvegas? That must be Blackpool.

Full of beans? Sadly not as fellow cracks open tin at dinner to find just one

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Re: density

That joke is just Feyn, man.

Big bang theory: Was mystery explosion over New York caused by a meteor? Dunno. By a military jet? Maybe...

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Degloved

If it fell 20km it'll have to get some new flesh from somewhere. Harley riders of New York State, you need to be prepared to do more than just protect your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle.

Welsh police use of facial recog tech – it's so 'lawful', rules High Court

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Re: How in the name of sweet beJesis is this legal?

The police have been using facial recognition since forever, with terrible error rates throughout.

Now, now, be fair. Over the decades a number of police forces have shown that their constables have a far greater ability to recognise black faces than white.

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Re: How in the name of sweet beJesis is this legal?

Has it worked?

That's the last criterion it would ever be judged on.

SpaceX didn't move sat out of impending smash doom because it 'didn't see ESA's messages'

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[Insert obligatory Brexit reference here]

"turn right" if you're running head on into someone else

This is the rule Boris Johnson follows when he sees Nigel Farage coming.

Divert the power to the shields. 'I'm givin' her all she's got, Captain!'

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Re: Measuring standards pedant alert!

About 70 yards. I remember working that out at school -- (1760*1760/640)^0.5 -- because I really had no feel for how large an acre was and couldn't have looked at a patch of land and told you its area. But once you can picture how long a sprint track is, or even imagine yourself taking 25 paces and triple it by eye, you can start to make a reasonable estimation by proportions.

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Re: Measuring standards pedant alert!

The game would be much more fun if the pitch had to be triangular.

Pompey boffin bags €1.3m off EU for dark matter research – shame a no-deal Brexit looks more and more likely

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I spoke too soon: it looks like the World King is about to be deposed. Oh dear, how sad, never mind.

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Re: Toilet paper

Well, it would make the toilet paper stretch a bit further...

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Re: Good for him

Definitely not true. My university announced six such grants have been approved for our researchers just last week. Of course we hope they now decide to stay with the university.

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I was going to say something about the requirement being a loyalty oath to the World King and his new Dominion, but I think your assessment still has traction.

Despite billions in spending, your 'military grade' network will still be leaking data

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Re: Convenience will always win

Ask me anything!

What is your standard response when pressured to give information?

Gov flings £10m to help businesses get Brexit-ready with, um... information packs

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Re: "Surely it would have to be best of three right, if Remain won the second one? It would be 1-1"

and we most certainly did not get a referendum on the sweeping political changes and dilution of sovereignty brought about by the Maastricht and Lisbon treaties

That's because we're a parliamentary democracy where it's understood that referenda and elections only ever provide a degree of legitimacy for a limited time. The 1992 general election was won against the odds by John Major and was seen as vindication for his policies, including Maastricht. Certainly Brexiters had no problem claiming that the government brought into being by the 2017 general election was an indication of popular support for the Conservatives and the DUP, united by Brexit (and a billion pounds of taxpayers money, but let's not complicate matters). You don't get to claim it both ways, sunshine.

As more information comes to light we have the right to re-evaluate our opinions. This is why the 2016 referendum is not necessarily the last word on the matter. We now have a hardline Tory government which represents only the view of two-thirds of Tory party members, not that of the country as a whole. You can tell that this is true because the new government has decided to manipulate affairs so that Parliament is side-stepped, because it simply dare not put its policy to the test.

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Re: Looks like el Reg is being as disingenuous as the Biased Broadcasting Corporation

provided the result of the previous one actually gets enacted.

And if the result of that referendum is going to create widespread harm but little common benefit then surely it is better to hold another referendum giving us the option of stopping that great harm before it takes place. Your position is analogous to insisting on cutting off someone's foot because it can always be sown back on later.

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Crapita are already drawing up a bid. The bid itself will cost £10m to draft, £42m to enact and 26p for the success assessment exercise. After the bid has been accepted and just before the printing presses are due to be started, Crapita will go cap in hand to government and claim that the entire enterprise is at risk of failure unless the government guarantees to underwrite the scheme at a cost of a nominal £48m. Once the information packs are ready to put into the post the guarantee cost will rise to £64m and the legal battle will start. On 1st November the success assessment exercise will show that the project was an outright success, even though an independent survey indicates that only 17% of the packs were sent out and 61% of those arrived on the 30th October. The legal battle will conclude in 2024 with the government conceding defeat at a cost of £6m to the taxpayer. The £64m will be paid. Crapita will continue to receive further government contracts during this entire period and beyond.

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Re: Looks like el Reg is being as disingenuous as the Biased Broadcasting Corporation

Surely it would have to be best of three right?

Why would it have to be? You seemed perfectly happy for the 2016 result to be enough to overturn the 1975 result.

Can you see the flaw in your logic yet? I sincerely hope you don't code!

Oh dear. You're going to have to step away from that compiler, unless you want to declare yourself a hypocrite.

British Prime Minister Boris Johnson moves to shut Parliament

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Nominally neutral!?

Speaker of the House John Bercow, forgetting his nominal neutral role

The Speaker is only required to be neutral with regard to political partisanship. The Speaker is, however, absolutely required to uphold Parliament's role in our constitution, hence the archaic tradition which emulates a newly-elected Speaker being dragged from the party benches against their will to sit at the Speaker's bench. This display of unwillingness dates back to the English Civil War when Parliament stood against the King and MPs had good reason to be in fear for their lives.

Trump attacks and appeals 'fundamentally misconceived' Twitter block decision

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Re: Let him have it!

Even he's not stupid enough to not notice that his 5am tweets were no longer being announced on Fox News every morning by the time he sits up in bed to eat his breakfast hamburger.

US soldier cleared of taking armoured vehicle out for joyride – because he's insane, court says

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Re: How things have changed

One of my aunts was a GI bride. She and her husband visited us in the UK several times in the 1980s and early 90s. My dad took Johnny to the Shuttleworth Collection at Biggleswade once, which he greatly enjoyed although it brought back mixed memories. My dad recounts him standing by the V-1 exhibit, saying to another old fellow next to him, "I remember being underneath one of those goddamn things when the engine shut off." The bloke replied, "Ja?"

After that, if you'll pardon the pun, they got on like a house on fire.

Astroboffins have spied the largest star that has gone supernova and it's breaking all the rules

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Re: Pair Instability

Fair enough. I clearly need to do some more reading.

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Re: Pair Instability

I think you'll probably end up having to reassess your opinion. What we're seeing is the supernova itself, not the stellar remnant. There is going to be a black hole behind the expanding wavefront we're seeing now. Normally a supernova cools down after a few months but this one has stayed hot for several years, and that's what's interesting about it.

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Re: Soup

rolling around in a soup made of ingredients we can't even fathom

But we can fathom it. Not everything by any means, and we may never know what else is out there in our light cone, but we've got a pretty fair understanding regarding most of what we have spotted so far. Some current puzzles will be solved when new information comes to light and some things we think now are explainable by a reasonably sufficient working model will be overturned by new discoveries. The real worry would be if we thought we knew everything or couldn't know anything.

Quick question, what the Hull? City khazi is a top UK tourist destination

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Re: You definitely need to see

Is there an entrance fee?

Y'know how everyone hated it when tuition fees went up? Cutting them now could harm science, say UK Lords

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Re: Meh

Someone is struggling to understand how debt works, how investment in the future works, and how the perfect should not be the enemy of the good. Enjoy your blind short-termism while it lasts.

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Re: Meh

Either we get more money stolen from us

You'll come to appreciate having had money stolen from you once you reach old age only to find there aren't any cardiologists left anymore.

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left wing socialism

I wondered why you needed to prefix socialism with left wing but then remembered that there is a difference. Left-wing socialism redistributes everyone's money amongst everyone according to their needs while right-wing socialism redistributes everyone's money to the already wealthy.

J'accuse! Amazon's Rekognition reckons 1 in 5 Californian lawmakers are crims in ACLU test

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Re: 50 / 50 false positives

Surely it is about right if it's close to 50, 50

Only if the white/non-white split in that group of lawmakers is approximately 50/50.

Donald Trump blinks in his one-man trade war with China: US govt stalls import tariff hike on Chinese phones, laptops, electronics

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Fortuna eruditis favet

El Reg assumes the White House wants to make a bulk order of authentic fortune cookies for its Christmas party this year.

If the Chinese realise who is placing that order I bet they'd be tempted to ensure every single cookie read 'May you live in interesting times'.

We checked and yup, it's no longer 2001. And yet you can pwn a Windows box via Notepad.exe

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Re: Over Confidence

like looking at a Vegas motel room under a strong blacklight

You owe me a cup of tea (Earl Grey, hot).

Researchers peer into crystal ball to see future where everyone's ID is tied to their smartphone

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Re: "mobile versions will be easy to scale quickly"

Maybe it's time to set up my own forecasting company.

Some days it seems like the only investment required to do this would be a hundred quid to register with Companies House and about the same to be spent on the purchase of a crystal ball and some chicken entrails.

One person's harmless japery can be another's night of LaserJet Lego

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Re: Heavy...

“Why are you wheeling it on a trolley?”

"Because your minister has just slashed our budget and my job goes at the end of the month. Enjoy."

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Re: I know the series well...

Another delivery driver.

Science and engineering hit worst as Euroboffins do a little Brexit of their own from British universities

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Re: Well, you're leaving

Ah, but you hadn't thought of that ?

Of course we'd thought of it. It's the fucking government who refuse to listen and to get off their blindly-ideological, self-obsessed, short-termist arses.

Alexa, can you tell me how many Chinese kids were forced into working nights to build this unit?

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"OBEY", "REPORT", and "CONSUME"

Let's not forget 'Arbeit macht frei'.

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Re: Amazon Response

It was a sensible response by Foxconn to put the anti-suicide nets up. Quite understandably they didn't want to further upset the flow of the production line by having to order a couple of schoolkids outside to cart away the body and mop up the blood.

Here's to beer, without which we'd never have the audacity to Google an error message at 3am

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Re: Coding under the influence

Get hold of a square bottle, Jack Daniels or Jim Beam work fine.

The moment I get hold of one of those is the moment when I lose all interest in playing pool.

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Milton Keynes nightlife

he and Tim "pushed the Milton Keynes nightlife to the limits"

Translation: they got wasted and buggered a concrete cow.

[Edit: Oops, I misread 'nightlife' as 'wildlife'. Never mind.]

Ransomware attackers have gone from 'spray and pray' to 'slayin' prey'

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While most home users know better than to open attachments in unsolicited emails or download files from untrusted sources, employees on work PCs can at times be far more reckless in their behaviour

And based on personal experience I have to wonder how close a correlation there is between the salary of the employee and the reckless behaviour.

Microsoft cofounder Paul Allen's personal MiG-29 fighter jet goes under the hammer

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Re: Also being auctioned alongside Paul Allen's private jet fighter....

My undersea Dome of Doom has never quite seemed the same since I had to relocate it to the garden pond for tax reasons.

Storied veteran Spitfire slapped with chrome paint job takes off on round-the-world jaunt

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Re: harmonising the guns

I have it on reasonable authority the RN had a policy of harmonising at infinity.

Perhaps the Fleet Air Arm expected to spend more time strafing enemy ships than in air superiority combat.

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harmonising the guns

Harmonising the guns involved the armourers lining up the cannon (one or two in each wing, if any) and the machine guns (up to four in each wing) so that each battery (of cannon or guns) had a focal point at a given distance, which was then reflected in the setting of the gunsight so that the fighter pilot could readily work out what weapons to use and at what distances (the combinations could even be customised to the way that pilot preferred to fight). The armourers would do this on the ground, testing the spread against targets on a range.

I'd have fucking loved that job. Analytical and casually destructive!

Y2K, Windows NT4 Server and Notes. It's a 1990s Who, Me? special

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Re: Naming machines

"yoda died"

FFS! Give us a spoiler alert next time.

*sob*

Our hero returns home £500 richer thanks to senior dev's appalling security hygiene

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Re: Password must be politally correct

A bunch of Evangelist Christians complained

Complaining is in their job title.

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Re: Password-related horror

a correct transliteration of Cyrillic.

It isn't. You'd need to drop the second O to correctly transliterate Mockba.