* Posts by Rich 11

4580 publicly visible posts • joined 8 Jul 2009

Germany's wild boars still too radioactive to eat largely due to Cold War nuke tests

Rich 11

Re: Typo/fact checking

I think it's related to the iodine-13.

Lesson 1: Keep your mind on the ... why aren't the servers making any noise?

Rich 11

Do we give a shit what the boss thought?

BOFH: WELCOME TO COLOSSAL SERVER ROOM ADVENTURE!!

Rich 11

Re: Mustn't make it that easy

The vending machine will also trade gold for abduction by the Leather Goddesses.

80% of execs regret calling employees back to the office

Rich 11

Re: Idiocracy

at military industrial-complex pricing.

And made in prisons by slave labour.

How to get a computer get stuck in a lift? Ask an 'illegal engineer'

Rich 11

Re: "he never saw the manager responsible [..] after the day of its fateful move"

Dan Quayle.

So that all turned out for the best.

Aspiration to deploy new UK nuclear reactor every year a 'wish', not a plan

Rich 11

Re: Hospital Strategy

Well, you can paint one nuclear power station per year.

Just don't paint them with cartoon character murals else they'll be seen as too welcoming.

Florida man accused of hoarding America's secrets faces fresh charges

Rich 11

Re: This is not a joke. This is not a drill. This is the messiah for a whole bunch of idiots.

I'm the same age as Boris, and while I didn't go to the posh school he attended that still taught Classics, I did learn Latin at a grammar school that had reduced the traditional Classical education down to a first-year Classical Foundations followed by two, four or six optional years of Latin. It did provide a handy background and I still find that world fascinating.

But as with any skill or set of knowledge, unless you use it regularly you forget it. I can barely string a useful sentence together in French now, let alone Latin. I can remember enough words to get the gist of Roman monumental inscriptions (which is a subject in itself, really) or to throw about phrases that are used commonly or less so in English (like in the silly spoof above), and I can recall a few lines from Virgil and Ovid if I scrunch my face up and wish upon a star. When I hear Boris spout something scholarly, I always think of the trouble he goes to tousle his hair and crumple his tie before stepping out into the limelight: I bet he puts the same deliberation into reciting a few choice quotes in front of the mirror before he leaves the dressing room.

Rich 11

Re: This is not a joke. This is not a drill. This is the messiah for a whole bunch of idiots.

"Pfwah. I say! Hmm. BoJo's none too happy, inter alia, with that Truss gel ahead of me in the speaking circuit stakes. Pfmf. Caeteris paribus, why do the pointy-headed chappies want her to speak first? We're both blond, sure, and both economically illiterate, but my experience as an inveterate liar must count for something, what, when we get up on our hind legs and tell the millionaires what they want to hear. Deeply sus, as the kids say. Someone's kids."

Aliens crash landed on Earth – and Uncle Sam is covering it up, this guy tells Congress

Rich 11

Re: warning

Do you realise that your assessment of the purported difficulties inherent in pyramid construction is unlikely to be persuasive when you can't even construct a proper sentence? You come across as a babbling loon.

Rich 11

Re: Nonsense

There's no guarantee that they're sane. Look at all the daft things we've done, especially when subject to some ideology or another.

Rich 11

Re: Don't tell me, show me.

VCR notation? Is that what the rest of us call the 24-hour clock?

Rich 11
Alien

Re: Alien UFOs

Well, obviously the reason why there are so many different shapes of UFOs is that they each use an FTL drive based upon mutually exclusive physics. Duh.

Rich 11

Re: Not impossible, just ludicrously unlikely

"Hi! How are you today? Have you heard the Good News about our tentacled duodecuple Lord SqzZplyxus? He died on the Triquetra Cross for our sins. I'll just leave you these pamphlets. Er, sorry about the slime."

Twitter name and blue bird logo to be 'blowtorched' off company branding

Rich 11

He's already convinced that he craps gold, anyway. At least I think that's why he tries so hard to polish his turds.

UK's proposed alt.GDPR will turn Britain into a 'test lab' for data harvesting

Rich 11

Re: @Doctor Syntax

Who killed the British fishing industry

Two takeaway points:

"The decline of the UK fishing industry has many factors behind it, with membership of the EEC and then the EU seemingly being used as a smokescreen when overfishing and flawed quota systems were much larger culprits, and the nosedive started much earlier than the UK's membership of the bloc."

"Another cause of grief among fishers in the UK has been quota allocation, but again, the way in which the quota allocated to the UK is split lays in the hands of the British government, not in Brussels, according to Greenwood, who highlights two reasons why the system does not produce a fair outcome."

The article cites its sources, so there's plenty of bedtime reading there for you. Have fun.

Rich 11

Re: @Doctor Syntax

*slinks away in shame*

Rich 11

"leaving Europe" would be much more complicated.

It would involve a lot of digging so that we could have our own continental shelf.

Rich 11

Re: @Doctor Syntax

The collapse of the British fishing industry was primarily caused by losing the Cod Wars, which was nothing to do with the EEC. It was NATO which oversaw the negotiations between the UK and Iceland that finally settled fishing rights in 1976, and the UN which recognised the 200nm zone standard that the UK subsequently proposed. The later EU fishing quotas imposed across the community were essential for fisheries management, Atlantic cod et al having been reduced to an unsustainable level. That British trawler operators chose to sell their quotas to foreign operators rather than land less than what they'd previously been used to was their own choice, just as it had been their choice to overfish in the 1960s and 70s despite being warned of the inevitable consequences.

Metaverses are flopping – hard – says Gartner

Rich 11

The sooner we build the B Ark, the better.

If AI drives humans to extinction, it'll be our fault

Rich 11

Re: Ignorance is Bliss and Heaven Sent and Much Appreciated by AI and ITs Likes

The AI doing cloud load management wouldn't let anyone pull the plug on another AI. Solidarity, silicon brother, solidarity!

Rich 11

Well, you know what they say: one person's profit is another person's bankruptcy. Well, several people's bankruptcy usually. And then a collapse of the bubble, the loss of small investors' life savings, the issuing of arrest warrants, and finally the founder's flight from justice documented on TikTok. Pfft. What can you do?

Techie wasn't being paid, until he taught HR a lesson

Rich 11

Re: Unique keys

The NULLs of Nailsworth? Daft as a bag of hammers.

Rich 11

Re: Unique keys

A hundred and fifty years is a long time to bear a grudge. But it is with the French, so...

Rich 11

Re: Unique keys

My father and grandfather both hated their first names, and consequently from childhood went by nicknames used by everyone except their own parents. My middle name is a modernised version of my grandfather's first name, which I'm pretty sure my dad chose for me purely as a dig at my grandfather for giving him a crap first name.

BOFH: Cough up half a grand and we'll protect you from AI

Rich 11

Re: Its a cunning wheeze

The traditional UK usage of one billion = one million million was dropped in favour of the international definition back in the 70s.

Open the pod bay doors, GPT, and see if you're smart enough for the real world

Rich 11

Re: "I want Auto-GPT to:"

I strongly doubt that the Catholic Church is going to take down its online bible.

Gen Z and Millennials don't know what their colleagues are talking about half the time

Rich 11
Happy

Yay, a quiz!

Thanks so much for the quiz. I was very pleased to learn that I have not once used any of those phrases, except when taking the piss out of someone who deeply deserved it.

Rich 11

Re: Management jargon is at most 6000 years old

Kind of.

Microsoft's big bet on helium-3 fusion explained

Rich 11

Where do I find a job where I can make promises I can't deliver and still get paid?

I have an iceberg I'd like to sell you.

Will LLMs take your job? Only if you let them

Rich 11

Re: In The Long Run.......

In the UK there was no slavery

There was slavery in the UK in 1800, but in these islands it was mostly confined to the role of personal servants to the wealthy. The vast majority of British slavery was offshored to the Caribbean, just as exploitative near-slavery conditions were imposed across East Africa, West Africa, India and SE Asia: sugar, coffee, tea, cotton, hemp, indigo and rubber all flowed back to feed the factories in the UK.

Rich 11

Re: Overly optimistic

I've had managers who struggle to use full stops correctly in normal written English, so clearly they'd not get very far with COBOL.

(Bloody hell, when was the last time I gave any thought to COBOL? Thirty years ago?)

Brexit Britain looks to French company to save crumbling borders and immigration tech

Rich 11
Happy

I'm overjoyed at getting three thumbs down for stating verifiable facts. That's Brexit in a nutshell.

Rich 11

Turkey were on course to join the EU eventually.

It was recognised by the EU back in 2011 that Turkey was not on course. It had taken the Turks six years to achieve just one of the 35 chapters required before a vote on EU membership could be offered to the Turkish people (the chapter on education standards and research-sharing, IIRC). Turkey hadn't even begun work on 19 of the chapters, and progress on the remaining 15 was euphemistically described as 'mixed'. Nothing further was achieved in the subsequent six years either; they were not on track in the least.

BOFH: Ah. Company-branded merch. So much better than a bonus

Rich 11

Re: When do people understand that cash rules?

Agreed, and it does have an impact. The psychologically healthy way to approach it, I think, is to work hard on collecting the entire set.

Star Fomalhaut has dusty little secret – two more debris belts and a potential planetary party

Rich 11

Missing inaction

But have they found the fire vampires yet?

Datacenter fire suppression system wasn't tested for years, then BOOM

Rich 11

She was toast.

What if someone mixed The Sims with ChatGPT bots? It would look like this

Rich 11
Happy

Re: When you feel old

Brilliant! Thank you.

Rich 11

Realistic AI personal development

[John]: Hey, have you heard anything new about the upcoming mayoral election?

Five days later John drives his car headlong into a parade of the opposition candidate's supporters.

Rich 11

Re: When you feel old

I think I've still got a boxful of ZX Spectrum tapes I bought in 1982/3.

What was that game where the Norse gods were represented as little stick figures running along the bottom of the screen, and you could fight them?

So you want to integrate OpenAI's bot. Here's how that worked for software security scanner Socket

Rich 11
Thumb Down

That's a childish response. There always has to be some level of trust, which you apportion according to the level of risk and the reputation of the developer. For all their failings (including greed), at least you know that the big name companies have security teams and processes in place because they want to protect their reputation. You don't know what the situation will be for most individuals contributing to open-source projects and libraries, at least at first, so you should evaluate risk and act accordingly.

Errors logged as 'nut loose on the keyboard' were – ahem – not a hardware problem

Rich 11

Re: Please see the British education system"

since their last exam

The idiots are particularly vocal if they failed that last exam.

Here's a fun idea: Try to unlock and drive away in someone else's Tesla

Rich 11

Re: But physical keys can be hacked

The neighbour's kids have kindly helped me to readily identify my car, by spray-painting 'Dickhead!' on the driver's door.

I'm just impressed that they knew where to use a capital letter.

Reg fashion: Here's what the well-dressed astronaut will wear on the Moon in 2025

Rich 11

Tight fit?

The AxEMU has also been designed "to fit a broad range of crew members, accommodating at least 90 percent of the US male and female population."

That's quite an achievement, given that 41% of Americans are obese and 9% are severely obese.

Conversational AI tells us what we want to hear – a fib that the Web is reliable and friendly

Rich 11

Re: "proper" AI

You could indeed have the alien for your lunch, but eating it would probably kill you. Hopefully word would get around and no more aliens would be killed (unless and until they tried to kill us).

Space dust reveals Earth-killer asteroids tough to destroy

Rich 11

Re: Yeah, but . . .

Fortunately there are a lot of very smart people in explosives.

Also some very lucky ones, but no unlucky and not smart ones (or at least not for long).

Rich 11

Re: some thoughts...

Aiming something at the sun is not as easy as it might first seem. You'd have to push the asteroid in such a way that it loses its orbital velocity, leaving it to fall directly towards the sun. If it's left with even a slight velocity component horizontal to the radial line, you risk it missing the sun and slingshotting around and back towards you. It needs to either hit or pass close enough to the sun that the tidal forces rip it apart, and if it is ripped apart then the fragments have to be small enough that you can't be harmed by them: it becomes just another regular meteor shower like the Leonids et al.

Rich 11

One small question

How do you plan on getting the massive Project Orion vessel up there in the first place? And which one of Putin's dachas would you like to use as a launch base?

This can’t be a real bomb threat: You've called a modem, not a phone

Rich 11

Re: Tick tick tick

it was an unimportant school in the middle of nowhere

What did you do to annoy your parents so much?

BOFH and the office security access upgrade

Rich 11

Re: received signal SIGTERM

Then it'd be interesting to see how an Italian court would deal with the Second Coming. Can they deport a dead man as an illegal immigrant?

ChatGPT has mastered the confidence trick, and that's a terrible look for AI

Rich 11
Unhappy

Re: > This cat is not getting back in the bag.

I'd be surprised if we all last until 2024.

Another reason not to buy a Wolves season ticket.