* Posts by Rich 11

4578 publicly visible posts • joined 8 Jul 2009

Opera hits back at 'short seller' whose report claimed its 'predatory' microloan droid apps could hurt, er... investors

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Re: Tut, tut

During. It has a salutary effect on the witnesses.

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Re: Tut, tut

From award-winning original ideas to usury in 20 years.

Ancient Ore Crusher or KillBot 2000? NASA gets ready to pick a name for its Mars 2020 Rover

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Re: Curiosity 2: Nuclear Boogaloo

Curiosity -1: The Prequel

Alan Turing’s OBE medal, PhD cert, other missing items found in super-fan’s Colorado home by agents, says US govt

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Re: Ironic

Made an earl? Excepting the royal family only three hereditary peerages have been created since 1964, none of them in the last 30 years. Turing predates that date (although the practice was already dying out before then), but Berners-Lee certainly doesn't.

South American nations open fire on ICANN for 'illegal and unjust' sale of .amazon to zillionaire Jeff Bezos

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Re: ICANN Will Regret Betraying Their Principles & Giving It To A Greasy Tradesman

There are some current Japanese companies which were founded in the 8th century.

Looking for a great value broadband deal? War-torn Syria will do you proud

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Joke

Horses for courses

and in Andorra you're looking at a measly $0.08.

Yeah, but Andorra is so small you could wire every house up with TokenRing.

US court rules: Just because you can extract teeth while riding a hoverboard doesn't mean you should

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Re: What on earth...?

It ain't over until the fat lady comes.

Big Falcon explosion as SpaceX successfully demos Crew Dragon abort systems

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wee Nazis

Did the bigger ones get away?

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I think you might need a lens with a wider field of view.

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(Go far enough back and the majority of people in the US are immigrants)

Go back 17,000 years and all the people in the US are immigrants!

Hospital hacker spared prison after plod find almost 9,000 cardiac images at his home

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Re: WTF?

Royal Stroke

Isn't that why Andy had to give up his former duties and go into internal exile?

Microsoft picks a side, aims to make the business 'carbon-negative' by 2030

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Re: There's money to be made!

Why does the great golden panda (politician! and TV reality "star") keep pushing 19th century energy ("Clean" coal) rather than going for the money (and jobs) that can be made out of new forms of energy?

Because his backers make their money from fossil fuels, and anyway he's dead set on doing the opposite of anything Obama ever did.

Top Euro court advised: Cops, spies yelling 'national security' isn’t enough to force ISPs to hand over massive piles of people's private data

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Re: "Mythical deity"

It's all good fun until somebody gets hurt.

(Now I'm sounding like my Mum.)

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Re: "Mythical deity"

Sorry, Sir Runcible, but if you think that the verifiable existence of wave-particle duality means that werewolves are a real thing or that planets and biospheres can be wished into existence in a single day, you really need to put down the Deepak Chopra and pick up the Richard Feynman.

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Yes, but who's going to explain all that to the ERG.

No-one. It's not like they would actually listen.

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Re: "Mythical deity"

I'm not sure what you're getting at here. If you're talking about the breaking of chemical bonds at a quantity and rate sufficient to generate heat and light then I think we can all agree that such a thing exists, but if you're talking about ascribing this to the presence and desires of a fire god then I'm pretty sure you'll struggle to get a jury to agree with you.

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Why would you want religious rights to trump secular rights? If your religion promotes human sacrifice, should that take precedence over the secular right to life? There's nothing stopping you stating your religious opinions either, but if in doing so you incite hatred or violence then you should indeed face punishment just as much as anyone doing so from a non-religious viewpoint. Your belief in an invisible sky fairy does not grant you a get-out-of-jail-free card.

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Re: "the ECJ has made clear that national security concerns do not override citizens’ data privacy"

That's what they want you to think.

WebAssembly: Key to a high-performance web, or ideal for malware? Reg speaks to co-designer Andreas Rossberg

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if you say it like a word (like laser), that's an acronym. If you speak it letter by letter (like RSVP), that's an initialism.

Wasm isn't even a contraction (I'll leave it to the reader to identify both of the contractions in this sentence). Wasm is an elision (like gonna), of which contractions are but one subset.

Autonomous Logistics Information System gets shoved off the F-35 gravy train in favour of ODIN

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Ragnarok?

Help! I'm trapped on Schrodinger's runaway train! Or am I..?

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or be kept awake all night by strangers' floorboard-vibrating bed farts.

I don't have to leave home to experience this heart-warming little joy.

Nowhere to run to, nowhere to hide, muaha... Boffins build laser-eyed intelligent cam that sorta sees around corners

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Re: Super black

We should just spray all our cities with super black regardless. Especially the advertising hoardings.

The time that Sales braved the white hot heat of the data centre to save the day

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Pay your debts, MF

"'I owe you a beer' from the service desk manager," recalled Chandan... "which never materialised."

Pass the cattleprod.

China tells America, with a straight face, it will absolutely crack down on hacking and copyright, tech blueprint theft

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Re: The Future of the Deal

it shouild not be concluded from this trade deal that Trump is a fool.

I'm trying to think who would benefit from a long, drawn-out trade war, given Trump famously stated (to mockery at the time) that trade wars are easy and quick to win. I suppose some of his most gullible followers might believe that's a quote manufactured by the deep-state LIEberal elite MSM news, but not enough of them to get him re-elected.

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Re: Well, it was about time, glad to know that from now on the chinese will behave nicely and fairly

You've caught me fair an' square, guv'nor.

I want to know which Trump-worshiper it is who's handing out the downvotes today.

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Re: Well, it was about time, glad to know that from now on the chinese will behave nicely and fairly

"I took two victory laps... three, everyone says three. And did you see the size of my crowds? I got the biggest crowds, the best crowds. They voted on who had the best crowd, Donald J Trump or Abe Lincoln. And it was Trump. Better than Lincoln. Lincoln didn't have to put so much water in the washing machines... the woman, Martha, that is. But you knew that."

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Re: crack down on counterfeiting and IP theft

Isn't that the duty of all true capitalists?

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Re: Disney must be all excited right now

There is no way I could perform if the soundtrack from Frozen was playing in the background.

Google reveals new schedule for 'phasing out support for Chrome Apps across all operating systems'

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Re: Codenamed Fugu?

That's not a fish, it's an acronym.

I think it's pretty obvious what it stands for.

The mysterious giant blobs of gas around our galaxy's black hole are actually massive merger stars being shredded

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Re: And I quote...

But it has been ripped into a billion pieces. It's just that one of those pieces is still a star almost as massive as the binary pair from which it formed.

Microsoft's on Edge and you could be, too: Chromium-based browser exits beta – with teething problems

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Re: Language Issues Indeed

What's the problem? You don't have to speak Chinese, you merely have to be able to read it.

AppSheet. Gesundheit! Oh, we see – it's Google pulling no-code development into a cloudy embrace

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Re: Scope creep

I'd say ownership is the biggest problem, just as it is for some custom spreadsheets now. The first thing we hear of it is a phone call from a chirpy admin assistant. Don't get drawn in.

AA: "Hi, IT. Can you take over this app for us, please? Fred developed it but he left last week."

IT: "Who's Fred?" {Wrong answer}

IT: "No." *click* {Right answer}

Squirrel away a little IT budget for likely Brexit uncertainty, CIOs warned

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Late? Very late.

"...There are lots of unknowns still and we may not get any clarity until quite late in the process," he said.

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Re: "...fail to gain any upside from the UK’s departure from the UK"

Boris certainly seems to have set it up for Northern Ireland to head that way, and there's a lot of support for the same move in Scotland.

Ah, the glorious Conservative and Unionist Party. How long will it be before they're obliged to change their name or amend the Trade Descriptions Act?

Someone needs to go back to school: Texas district fleeced for $2.3m after staff fall for devious phishing email

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Re: So what happens to the money?

It's Texas. The school probably got an email saying that unless they paid up Windows 7 was about to evolve into Windows 10.

H0LiCOW: Cosmoboffins still have no idea why universe seems to be expanding more rapidly than expected

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Re: the Hubble variable

No wonder debugging the bloody thing is so difficult. Look how long it took to fix smallpox after that was introduced by the idiot who wrote the cattle domestication module.

Tea tipplers are more likely to live longer, healthier lives than you triple venti pumpkin-syrup soy-milk latte-swilling fiends

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Re: Yep.

You joke (and rightly so), but this is exactly what the bastard stupid flake wing of anti-vaxxers want to do: not give half of kids their MMR shots and see what happens in a country over five or ten years. To be fair, even some anti-vaxxers think this is a step too far.

Whirlybird-driving infosec boss fined after ranty Blackpool Airport air traffic control antics

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Arrogant dickhead

That is all.

What was Boeing through their heads? Emails show staff wouldn't put their families on a 737 Max over safety fears

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Re: Inconsistent with Boeing values

Wouldn't they be safer with monkeys wearing clown makeup?

Just as long as the monkeys don't switch off the autopil… oh.

Alphabet's 'love rat' legal chief David Drummond ejects after 18 years at web goliath, no golden parachute attached

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Re: Or Brooks, "It's good to be the king."

a pretty trashy thing to do though, no matter how you measure it.

And if that measurement is 'oats spread'?

Best just to stick to more objective assessments such as selfish, uncaring and untrustworthy.

Y2K quick-fix crick? 1920s come roaring back after mystery blip at UK's vehicle licensing agency

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Re: Even Easier

Well if the date doesn't get printed it isn't going to be a problem, is it?

BOFH: You brought nothing to the party but a six-pack of regret

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Re: Phil the Toff

Are you sure his grandfather's name wasn't John?

Blackout Bug: Boeing 737 cockpit screens go blank if pilots land on specific runways

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Re: ...

We also need to be told what percentage of the precipitate ultimately passed through the bladder of Adolf Hitler.

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Re: Lifestyle change

OK, thanks. Fair enough. I sit corrected.

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Re: Lifestyle change

I didn't say they were safer overall, only that you're more likely to walk away from a crash!

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Re: Lifestyle change

I'll brighten your day by saying that the retreating blade will sometimes be flying slower than the aircraft...

Google and IBM square off in Schrodinger’s catfight over quantum supremacy

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Re: So we're up to 56 now

I'm surprised even 16 was possible if they were storing them in water.

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Re: Seems my post still hasn't made it yet

Being an anti-theist I would be happy to help you create this rearrangement.

"Paging Dr Moreau, paging Dr Moreau. Please bring your squid to the white courtesy telephone."

Shhh! It's us, Microsoft. Yes, it's 2020. We're here with a new build of Windows 10

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Re: Boring.

If only this Hotel California included Susie the Bear...

Windows 7 and Server 2008 end of support: What will change on 14 January?

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Re: Does this mean....

If you miss the nagging you can always find one of the lower-rent porn sites promoting plenty of opportunities to upgrade Flash 'for a better video experience'.