* Posts by david 12

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Cunningly camouflaged cable routed around WAN-sized hole in project budget

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few ciggies & some cash

Classic drug-related crime. In nicotine withdrawal and no money for cigarettes === service station done over for "carton of Marlboro and all the cash in the drawer"

WTF is solid state active cooling? We’ve just seen it working on a mini PC

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Re: They won't be able to market this.

are exactlly

but but - they're for hot laptops --

Rackspace datacenter infrastructure took 12-hour nap in London, Sydney, Hong Kong

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Re: CDT?

Just put the time in GMT and if they don't like then we'll send in the Royal Navy's finest gunboats

No need for the gunboats. This was part of the agreement 300 years ago: we would use metric, and they would use GMT as the reference time.

Odd things like this continue: the "metric" pipe thread is British Standard Pipe, and the "metric" chain sprockets are 1/4", 1/2", 3/4" etc ...

BOFH: Get me a new data file or your manager finds out exactly what you think of him

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Re: and the Bay City Rollers reforming

Iron Maiden is still playing the same kind of music. The problem the BCR's had was that they got sick of doing choir music ("Bye Bye Baby is a choir number), but didn't want to split up. So they've tried to do Blues, and Soul, and Rock -- as performed by a choir. They could've maybe been the Corrs, or Celtic Thunder, or a grown up version of The Choir Boys. But they wanted to be James Brown or Ray Vaughn, and that didn't really work as a choir group.

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No love for Micky$haft?

Am I the only WinXP user here? (rhetorical question)

And they've used various tricks to try to coerce us into "upgrading" the license by issuing quick-fire version releases then limiting the supported versions and removing online license validation for older versions – you know, the usual.

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Re: Oh the pain!

The telephone company in Aus -- Telstra -- offered and supplied a small-business exchange with "music on hold", playing the "Telstra Chimes" -- a machine implementation of some 3/4 music played in 4/4 time. Described as such, that probably doesn't mean anything to you, but...

I had a friend call me and ask if I could help because they were loosing customers from 'hold', and thought they had a technical problem. I got to explain to him that no, it wasn't a technical problem, it was a well-known feature: people hung up when put on 'hold' with the 'Telstra Chimes".

Ford in reverse gear over AM radio removal after Congress threatens action

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Good catch. I notice that several posters here had followed the lead from the article and thought that AM meant Amplitude Modulated, rather than "AM broadcast license".

But wrong in the detail. The Digital Broadcast stations in the USA are not "Internet Radio", they broadcast from the same locations using the same power supply, and they carry the mandated public broadcast messages.

What I don't know about is range. Can someone tell us if the US digital broadcast system has same/better/worse coverage than the AM broadcast technology?

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it's not their job to make sure that something that receives signals is built in a good way.

I understand what you mean, but badly put: the FCC is responsible for noise immunity in things that receive signals, and also in things that don't receive signals.

The mandated noise tests test if a device is immune from external noise, or emits external noise.

Microsoft and Helion's fusion deal has an alternative energy

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Is there any Cash involved?

MS is a cloud provider. Helion is a project that requires lots (lots and lots and lots) of compute power. It appears to me that MS can provide value at cost price rather than market price, and that doing so would be not just an investment in an electricity company, but also investment in a potential major demand area.

And it's an interesting IT question, not just a shareholder question.

So, what exactly is MS providing? Cash? Software? Cloud? Some other kind of compute?

Electric two-wheelers are set to scoot past EVs in road race

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being connected will be an urgent requirement

Still nothing about connecting Traffic Lights to the system.

All this work going into making motor vehicles aware of the surroundings and nothing new on making roads aware of the traffic?

One of the world's most prominent blockchain apps looks like being binned

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Re: This was billed as a modern way to run an exchange, instead of an old-fashioned central platform

A big advantage is that it puts "off market" transactions "on market". So it's not all "low latency". And by distributing the market and the record, it makes both the market and the record more robust.

But actually, latency is a plus for market operators like the ASX. Low-latency trading is where the money is, but it destroys the value of the marketplace, so there has to be the balance. Hence the other markets with guaranteed latency. (Or attempted guarantee)

Who loves programming robots? Who wishes it was easier? Here comes Flowstate

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Re: Talk about burying the lede!

I don't think I agree with you. The Register is able to use "short paragraphs" as headlines, as they did in this case. A newspaper would have been limited to 4 or 5 words, but The Register was able to give us the whole story in the headline. What followed is context, in expanding order of detail.

Large language models' surprise emergent behavior written off as 'a mirage'

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Betteridge's Law of Headlines

Observe that it was "flouted" by the subtle use of an implicit negative.

If we re-write the headline as "Are there Emergent Abilities of Large Language Models?,: or ", "Are Emergent Abilities of Large Language Models real?", you get the expected explicit negative.

Either way, conforming to the idea of the rule: A question in the headline means that the body of the article is "nothing to see here"

Microsoft will upgrade Windows 10 21H2 users whether they like it or not

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Re: Juicy deets

My Linux mint install doesn't require me to have any sort of an account anywhere.

I take it that you mean that your Linux mint install defaults to a local account, and that you normally hibernate the login.

It doesn't really matter though: the web is amazingly efficient at identifying users. I myself have a lot of identifying features turned off or not installed -- which makes me immediately identifiable as "that user who has most of the identifying features turned off"

Microsoft can't stop injecting Copilot AI into every corner of its app empire

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I, for one, look forward to our new AI overlords

Let me help you do that Dave...

"Like shooting fish in a barrel"

BaiFH ®

Why Microsoft just patched a patch that squashed an under-attack Outlook bug

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Using Word to render email in Outlook was because using Trident to render email was "unfair competition". So MS used Word instead.

This was a disappointment to people who wanted to render email using Firefox, including those in my organization who took the view that adding another browser, shell, telnet client, remote access client, etc -- or two or three of each -- to our servers, and integrating them into process, made our systems more secure.

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"You have mail"

It's not like this is specific to MS: my phone cues when I get SMS or when an alarm or reminder goes off, and the sound cues are adjustable/selectable and custom.

The "you have mail" sound was a feature the pre-dates MS's importance in the field, and was included as a feature to match the existing dominant players.

The reason the existing dominant players implemented sound cues was because people did other things while running the computer in the background. Partly this was just generic: computers ran so slow that you wanted to get on with other things while you waited, and partly this was specific to email: people used email for instant messaging and telephone replacement, and you wanted to get on with other things.

email is less important to many people than it used to be, and the corresponding use cases are more restricted now.

Autonomy founder Mike Lynch flown to US for HPE fraud trial

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Re: And now, what's really up with this.

The actual definition of the fraud is different in the USA than in London. As I understand it, the only fraud he could be convicted of in the UK is the one where he said "valuation meets American accounting standards". Because the UK accounting standards for stating the true value of the company are much looser, and (absent the fraudulent statement about American accounting standards) would throw the responsibility on HP

To be clear, even in the UK, pretending that the stated value was according to a specific named standard is fraud. In the USA, he'll be judged on the other half of the alleged fraud: the technical value of the standard.

In the abstract, this seems sensible to me: the British courts have decided that he is guilty, and that the case is best judged in the USA.

Cisco: Don't use 'blind spot' – and do use 'feed two birds with one scone'

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Let's all be more inclusive

By excluding people who misuse shibboleths.

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Re: Get a life, hand-wringers & namby-pambys.

n my experience, men only use these terms when talking to women.

Because:

I have heard women use the term freely whether talking to men or women (and no doubt anything invetween).

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Re: People with Reynaud's disease will shiver just hearing the term

Bloomer is an English thing? I think in America, the B in LGBTQ+ would be Buckwheat. (Linseed, Glaucum, Buckwheat, Teff and Quinoa + others)

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Do not feed scones to birds

Birds are not built to live on scones. It is an unhealthy diet. Also, it builds dependency, which exposes birds to more risks. We've got signs up in all wetlands directing people not to feed the birds, but they do it anyway. Moving phrases like this into common language is not going to help.

Yes, I am actually offended by this. Call me narrow, but how stupid and ignorant does she have to be to think "feed two birds with one scone" is actually a good a good idea?

GitHub dumps frustrating code search engine for Rust-powered Blackbird

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Google abandoned the field

When I was a child, I used Google to search the internet for code. (Code repositories used to live in files on http servers) But as Google gradually improved their algorithm, they excluded punctuation from their index. You can do 'exact match', but the information simply isn't there anymore. It's actually been years since I tried to do a code search using Google -- something I used to do frequently.

Here's what the US Army picked for soldier-worn tactical USB hubs

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Re: USB

Based on "secret military technology", it's really a military system. Like GPS.

Python still has the strongest grip on developers

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I see that you have equated "assembly language" with "architecture" -- something I would not do, having spent too much time with machine code and abortions like gcc assembler.

And I hardly see how the inclusion of BCD commands in the architecture and assembly language made it a "bad" assembly language and architecture: It's not like you needed to use Binary Coded Decimal for anything other than Binary Coded Decimal.

Anyway, I'll spring to the defence of the architecture too:

Your dislike of segmented and small-register-set architectures is noted, and not idiosyncratic, but I'm glad that the marketplace disagreed with you and your friends. Segmented architectures offer hardware as well as memory-management advantages, which is why they are still so widely used in all kinds of microprocessors. The Intel approach, and the Intel assembly language were part of the reason the architecture was so successful. My observation about Large Register Set architectures is that they were designed and sold for applications that used HLL compilers rather than assembly language, and that for mixed-language coding, the larger the large register set is, the better -- but that's an entire set of assembly-language coding problems that just goes away when using a stack-based design like the 8086.

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Downvoted because the x86 assembler language was really quite good -- the product of an experienced design team successfully trying to make a clear and productive natural language. It still gets a lot of hate from people who learned on other systems, and from people who define 'popular' as 'bad' and 'vulgar', but that really says something about the speaker, not about Intel.

Now of course, it is a mess, because of the 64 bit stuff and the protected modes, but very very few people actually write 64 bit protected mode code in an assembler language: most assembler coding is still targeted at simple memory and code models.

Dump these insecure phone adapters because we're not fixing them, says Cisco

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Other SPA devices?

I just updated the firmware on some SPA phones. At startup type in the IP address of the bootp server.

Ok, that requires access to the device, right?

Not really, you can reboot from the web interface.

Ok, that requires the web login, right?

Only if you've reset the default password.

Ok, at least the firmware must be signed correctly?

Dunno, the information about this CVE doesn't say anything about code signing: just an authentication failure. That normally means a login failure, since these devices don't have a keyboard for entering the bootp IP address at startup.

Ex-Uber CSO gets probation for covering up theft of data on millions of people

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If only that were true. However, decades of research and centuries of observation have shown that "severity of punishment" has no significant effect on crime. "Detection" has a significant effect on crime, Timelines have a significant effect on crime, and as the old joke goes "first you have to get their attention", but almost nobody commits crimes believing that they will be caught, so the difference between "overnight in jail", and "death penalty" is completely irrelevant.

CERN celebrates 30 years since releasing the web to the public domain

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WWW is a folder on the server that runs HTTP. HTTP was the protocol provided by the service, that allowed you to download files from the server. WWW was the folder you put the WWW files in.

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it changed software development

In the 1970's, there was an expectation of the "end of programming" -- that all the (green-screen) applications needed by business would be completed, and all the world would need would be a small coterie of operations and maintainence programmers.

Then PC's were introduced, and we got to do everything all over again.

Then the Internet came, and we got to do everything all over again.

Then smartphones came, and we got to do everything all over again.

Then web services and the cloud came, and we got to do everything over again.

Nobody I knew was predicting this in 1975!

Datacenter fire suppression system wasn't tested for years, then BOOM

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"we pushed that system out of the data center into the parking lot"

My dad reckoned that was standard for nitrocellulose film back in the day. The operator was in a booth hung of the back wall partly for that reason (you can still see the design on old theatre buildings). Anyway, when the film caught fire at his High School, the projectionist pushed the fire out the window, pulled the fire alarm, and called the school office on the other side of the campus.

The school office pulled the fire alarm on the other side of the campus, and the fire dispatcher quickly formed the opinion that the entire three-story school, full of hundreds of school-age children, was on fire from one end to the other.

Massive fire response that moved every fire company in town.

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I've been told that ICBM Submarines do run at reduced oxygen. Interesting that fire suppression is one of the possible benefits. Poor wound healing is one of the drawbacks. Also, from the same source, that "make and mend days" (when you have to do the stuff you've been putting off, instead of the stuff you'd rather be doing), are also "extra oxygen days" as a bit of reward and compensation.

Fed up with Python setup and packaging? Try a shot of Rye

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To install without PIP: I download some python modules, put them in a directory/folder, and add that directory/folder name to the python sys path.

I do this when, because of old/small equipment, I am unable to use the encryption required by PIP, or total lack of networking.

When they work, PIP and Conda manage dependencies. Frequently they mis-manage dependencies: I can't believe how unbelievably bad they both are at managing dependencies: I can only believe that my use cases must be outliers. I guess that for people who aren't managing obscure modules on fleets of obscure systems, both must work ok.

Installing either way, either by hand or by using PIP, used to work much better before the python ecosystem acquired so many dependencies. PIP is a particularly obvious example, but lots of stuff I use requires TLS 1.3 and a handful of other library packages just to load, even for local filesystem operations, because it includes networking or authentication in the feature list.

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According to the NYT , 1939 was the 200 year anniversary of the publication of "Joe Millers Joke Book". (That would make it 284 years old now)

Chrome's HTTPS padlock heads to Google Graveyard

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"all but eliminated ..sites not using a certificate from search results"

Gave preference to https (higher ranking). But "all but eliminated" is a bit strong? Ourt HTTP website is still the highest ranking (first) website for our brand name on both Google and Bing.

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Maybe a "$" icon?

To indicate that "Advertising on this page really does come from a massive advertising company".

288 arrested in multinational Monopoly Market takedown

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International snooping

Of course the great thing about these international police operations is that you typically have no restrictions on, and may not even need a warrant for, surveillance of non-citizens off-shore . So the Germans can watch Americans, and the Americans can watch Germans.

Big Brother's brother is watching...

Shocks from a hairy jumper crashed a PC, but the boss wouldn't believe it

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Coat

I quickly realised it wasn't an Australian-based story

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

Woolly Jumpers

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Re: At my first job back in the 90s

Application note from one of our suppliers reported that the failure rate of their robust, not static sensitive, power electronics went down from something like 1 in 100,000 to more like 1 in 1,000,000 when they adopted static protection measures in production. They didn't actually make a recommendation on static protection -- just that observation.

Apple gives up legal war on iPhone CPU wizard who co-founded Nuvia

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Re: If I was him...

It wasn't my downvote - I couldn't be bothered -- but if you think that waffle about "$100 per individual chip should do it" passes for humour, then you must be very easily entertained.

China again signals desire to shape global IPv6 standards

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Re: Dodgy stats

All modern clients support IPv6 and this is what matters

Actually, clients supporting IPv6 matters not at all (except in China, where 'security by obscurity' is laughed at).

What matters is that the internet backbone is moving to IPV6 -- where it makes sense.

BOFH takes a visit to retro computing land

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Re: Media Conversion

because there was nothing

My Dad never did fully adjust to the 'smart phone' option.

So he was using punch cards till the day he died. Handy shirt-pocket size, and don't wad up the way plain paper does.

ChatGPT hasn't been around for long and Nvidia already wants to put a leash on it

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Re: but...

I LIKE TO hallucinate! :(((((((

I had this discussion with someone with a much different circle of friends. I was telling her that I didn't like the side effects of my (medically prescribed) drugs, but could understand that some people might enjoy them. She immediately informed me that there was no "might" about it -- her acquaintances did indeed choose the roller-coaster of hallucination, speeding, fear, and elation.

How fiends abuse an out-of-date Microsoft Windows driver to infect victims

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The real issue here was that MS was not updating the block list on Windows 10 or Server 2019, which are no longer receiving OS version updates.

Because the 'driver block list" was tied to the "service pack" release, not to the "anti-virus protection update" release.

Why Microsoft is really abandoning evaporative coolers at its Phoenix DCs

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Re: Its the Colorado....

"Goodyear" was one of the companies that located in Phoenix back in the 60's, when nobody much lived there. Phoenix has since grown from almost zero to 5 million. In the process, the Goodyear plant has become a suburb! (My Dad worked there)

Thanks for fixing the computer lab. Now tell us why we shouldn’t expel you?

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Re: How secure *IS* your system

It was pretty much the design intention of the system. These were micro computers. aka personal computers.

unix was an odd exception, and that really was part of it's claim to fame: it became popular as a network operating system. Even Windows, when that came out, had no networking until "Windows for Workgroups".

Chinese company claims it's built batteries so dense they can power electric airplanes

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and that requires a supply of cold water.

Or use a closed-circuit power generation system using alternative phase materials.

https://www.theregister.com/2022/08/19/supercritical_co2_sandia/

Brit cops rapped over app that recorded 200k phone calls

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Australia

Australia and the Australian states have fairly strict restrictions on call recording, that don't seem to have any exemptions for the police. Apps like ACR are generically not legal.

Yet when an acquaintance called a police station, the call was silently recorded, and available to the courts. There seems to be some kind of 'police exemption' here, precisely because conversations are with "victims, witnesses, and perpetrators of suspected crimes". ( I never found the legislation that authorizes it.)

Military helicopter crash blamed on failure to apply software patch

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Re: Inevitable, given current standards

That's harder than you might think. The helicopter doesn't have temperature sensors on every possible part of every possible part, and it doesn't have timers on every possible action.

How do you know if the engine is "hot"? Which part of the flight sequence starts the timer? If it's all so smart, why does it even need a pilot?

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Reminds me:

When Dick Smith made his (historic) round-the-world flight-by-helicopter, he'd land and be greeted by local politicians / royalty.

Who would stand waiting while the pilot (Dick Smith) sat in the helicopter, with the engine turning for the required cool-down period. (Bell Jetranger).

But the other thing that happens is that full power is normally applied at start-up, and start up normally happens on the ground, where it is hotter and there is no wind. If some part of the system (engine, electronics or hydraulics) is already hot, it can overheat during start-up.