* Posts by JetSetJim

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Really – 80% FTTP in UK by 2026? Woah, ambitious!

JetSetJim

>Openreach have been supplying cable with copper and fibre cores for some years now for use in new developments. I think the mandate isn't so much the need for a weird adaptor but to simply require those fibre cores to be connected between street cabinet and premises on largescale developments (ie. any development that requires the installation of new street cabinets).

As you say - only valid for developments where new cabs are being installed. These are not all that common except on the massive developments anyway - my last house was on a development of ~30 houses - no new cab for that, and only DSL (admittedly decent DSL, though). Then I built my own house, completed last year. BT (a) couldn't even organise the engineers to turn up to install the new line even with many months notice and the nearest terminator on a pole being a mere 20m from our front door, and (b) would have been hobbled by the local poles only having copper termination points. At no point did they mention the option of supplying combined fibre/copper, and it was not documented in their "developer guides" that they publish.

Fortunately Gigaclear were deploying in the area and now I have shiny-fibre and no BT infrastructure. Cheaper running costs, and a higher bitrate. The only niggle I might have is that there are more unplanned outages than I've ever had on BT infrastructure (2 significant ones in a year, both reportedly due to non Gigaclear infrastructure falling over - which possibly highlights a lack of investment in redundancy of backbone links)

JetSetJim
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Re: What about the 20%?

Gigaclear specialises in fibre-ing up rural communities. Admittedly they need a certain uptake to make money, but it's nowhere near "dense urban" in my village of <600. If they get sufficient uptake, though, they do run the fibre past every property there. So I happily enjoy 100mbps in both directions...

JetSetJim

Re: The same goes for Solar Panels (PV arrays)

Hmm - if the govmt/utility companies pay for it, maybe, but would rather not have to add £10-20K cost to the roof when building a house, particularly if it's in shade.

JetSetJim
Holmes

Start by mandating that all new-builds must be provided FTTP, even if the local exchange isn't fibred up, and connect that fibre point up to the copper backhaul with some weird adaptor. Then mandate a threshold where the exchange is required to be upgraded to fibre backhaul. That will start things rolling.

Then all you need is some policy that triggers the upgrade of an exchange and connected houses to fibre - whether the rural folk (with their current zippy 1mbps) will bleat loudest and therefore get it faster, or the urban folk (citing economic benefits), who knows, and who cares - as long as it all gets done.

The only spanner in the works is the crap management/organisation at BT & Openreach.

Inside our three-month effort to attend Apple's iPhone 7 launch party

JetSetJim
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Re: Have you stopped beating your wife?

> land them in tabloid territory

err - doesn't the big red banner saying "The Register" at the top remind you of tabloids anyway?

What the hex is up with Jupiter's North Pole?

JetSetJim
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Re: Slow downloads?

But it is fibre to its closest exchange(*), therefore it is "fibre enabled", and you can get a proper BT "superfast" contract.

(*) I was sorely tempted to d/l the exchange location list, then look up each altitude and work out which exchange actually was at the highest altitude (thus possibly being closest to Jupiter, if we ignore the earth's curvature, season, time of day and relative orbital position as having an impact, which they will) and then check it had fibre running through it, but that seems like far too much work to show that BT's shite "fibre" service means that fibre doesn't get anywhere near your property and most tech folks know that.

'Power equipment failure' borks EE's data services across England

JetSetJim

EE fine here in Newbury

4G:

DL 31Mbps, UL: 4.76 Mbps

3G:

DL: 11.5Mbps, UL 1.9Mbps

Cooky crumbles: Apple mulls yanking profits out of Europe and into US

JetSetJim

Re: It's not about fair, it's about the law

> Ireland and Apple entered into an agreement - which you may disagree with, and now it is being upended.

> And if Ireland was 'guilty' too, why don't they get a 'fine'?

I seem to recall reading that the €13bn is not a fine, merely an unpaid tax bill.

As to the agreement, I believe the entire argument from the EU side of things is that EU members commit to not entering into company-specific tax agreements, therefore Ireland were technically breaking an agreement with the EU by making this agreement with Apple.

For me, the whole mess is down to global tax legislation enabling "tax efficient planning" which means that Apple can hang onto a huge pile of cash and wait for the correct timings to actually declare it as a profit that can be then spent.

JetSetJim
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Re: Taxes

Ours would no doubt throw it away on badly specified IT contracts, though, given half the chance

Rolls-Royce reckons robot cargo ships are the future of the seas

JetSetJim

Re: "I suspect that robotic ships would be less likely to run down errant sailboats"

>Yup, the Law of the Sea. Steam gives way to sail.

Not when "steam" is a ruddy great container ship that takes 2 miles to stop (or whatever). In those scenarios, sail is expected to evade contact or get turned into scrap

Waze to go, Google: New dial-a-ride Uber, Lyft rival 'won't vet drivers'... What could go wrong?

JetSetJim
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Re: What a shame.

...And google maps even update with Waze updates, on occasion - e.g. an accident will have a little "reported by Waze user" note attached to the icon when tapped on. Doesn't seem to happen to everything - but maybe when there's some official notification the Waze tag is disappeared.

EU verdict: Apple received €13bn in illegal tax benefits from Ireland

JetSetJim
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Re: Of course, Ireland has already protested

> And what LR units do we have for that?

It's approximately a "Republic of Ireland annual healthcare budget"?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Healthcare_in_the_Republic_of_Ireland#Health_Service_Executive

Microsoft redfaced after Bing translation cockup enrages Saudis

JetSetJim
Holmes

They must have gained a certain amount of market from the Win10/Edge combo being rammed down folks throats - all those opportunities to change the default browser/search provider...

Update your iPhones, iPads right now – govt spy tools exploit vulns

JetSetJim
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Re: Phone Security

Blackberry has always allowed Legal Intercept into its consumer service - they weren't allowed to sell in India until they caved to the govmt

I fart in your general direction! Comet 67P lets rip on Europe's Rosetta probe

JetSetJim
Pint

Beer

...for the sub head. That is all

Unlimited mobile data in America – where's the catch? There's always a catch

JetSetJim
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Re: How much?

If you're septic and getting screwed, I hope you don't pass on the infection. Personally, I've always been sceptical about US pricing

JetSetJim

Re: How much?

As bad as EE? I pay £10 for 1GB/mo. SIM only, admittedly, and I paid full whack for the actual phone I'm using rather than the buy-back-via-monthly-contract option.

Baltimore cops: We flew high-res camera planes to film your every move

JetSetJim
Black Helicopters

Re: Don't worry...

When I read the article it reminded me of Bob Shaw's excellent idea of "Slow Glass" where light would take a lot longer to go through it. Some govmt org then seeded the continent with little pellets of it so if there was ever a crime you just had to find a pellet nearby and wait for the imagery to come through to see who did it.

Who needs privacy?

Watch the world's biggest 'flying bum' go arse over tit in a crash

JetSetJim
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Re: Martha Gwyn ?

Quick google didn't take you to wiki?

"Named the Martha Gwyn after the company chairman's wife"

Admittedly, the source for this is the Daily Fail, but I'm not going to link to that rag, but the Chairman of Hybrid AirVehicles is Philip Gwyn (according to their wiki, and I'm too lazy to check further)

Julian AssangeTM to meet investigators in London

JetSetJim
Headmaster

Re: British Soil

It isn't and never has been Ecuadorian soil - it merely has protected status under diplomatic law, which the UK Govmt is obliged to protect, and under which it is only allowed to enter with permission from the ambassador

Thailand plans to track non-citizens with their mobile phones

JetSetJim

That's not that accurate a statement. Cell towers try and track timing advance so as to make sure that time-division signals fall within their specified bounds, but this is not a complete picture of where the mobile is - to do that properly you need information from multiple cells, and that isn't in the network.

Another issue is that when the mobile is not actively doing anything (e.g. making a voice call), the network has near-zero visibility of how it moves beyond "is it in this large cluster of cells". Rummaging around, and there are various "on-SIM" solutions to continually monitoring device location, for example using a SIM that periodically bundles local RF measurements up (which the phone is doing anyway) and sends an SMS with them to a cloud server that processes them into a geolocation fix. This way means you can have a constant track on all phones with these SIMs in.

JetSetJim

Re: Will you have to show your passport to buy a SIM?

Pfft - they can already track every SIM. There's COTS s/w that plugs into the network and will provide reasonable geolocation of every call made in the entire network, complete with SIM identities. Special requests for live geolocation of specific SIM identities can be made into the network with the standard s/w build on the infrastructure via the legal intercept standards.

Perhaps all this is doing is, as you surmise, making people show a passport when acquiring a SIM from a legitimate outlet, so they get IMSI's from a "foreign" range of numbers, rather than the domestic range. As you say, not likely to stop anything.

Facebook to forcefeed you web ads, whether you like it or not: Ad blocker? Get the Zuck out!

JetSetJim

Re: How are they going to do this exactly?

turn that off then, or use a different blocker

JetSetJim

Re: How are they going to do this exactly?

> It is all irrelevant anyway, as I never visit Facebook on a browser, only on my phone. There's no way to block ads in the mobile app

There's your first mistake. The FB app wants to slurp all your phone data - I guess at least now it's castratable with the permissions setting ability in Marshmallow, but up til then...

As an alternate, view FB in the phone browser - giving you the chance to ad-block it if you can be bothered to install it and use that specific browser. Or indeed just add the ad-block plus extension to chrome - only a bit of a faff on unrooted phones

300 million pelicans? Pah. What 6 billion plastic bags really weigh

JetSetJim
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Re: Remind me...

is there a difference?

Huawei P9 Plus: Leica-toting flagship gets a big brother

JetSetJim

Weighing stuff..

Interesting idea - can't help but wonder if it was inspired by the April fools iOS upgrade notice stating that iPads could now function as scales - trying to tempt people to stand on them

Windows 10 Pro Anniversary Update tweaked to stop you disabling app promos

JetSetJim

I don't care if Win7 support ends waaay before Win10 support does, I'm still not "upgrading" with this shit going on

Harrison Ford's leg, in the Star Wars film, with the Millennium Falcon door

JetSetJim
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Re: Snirk

Bleedin' autocorrect - "Stallone", not "Stallions"

JetSetJim

Re: Snirk

Has he had Stallions on and introduced him referencing his porn film?

JetSetJim

Re: Good job..

I'm not sure that HSE covers "trying to lift stuff crushing your mate in an urgent manner so as to minimise further injury", unless you're a member of the emergency services.

Yes, doing the manual lifting course would of course be required of anyone expected to lift heavy objects as a part of their job, but I suspect the heaviest thing JJ needs to lift is the shooting schedule or script (which are no doubt on an iPad nowadays)

JetSetJim

Re: Good job..

That video has him saying he fractured his L4 trying to lift the door off of Harrison, so I suspect not relevant to HSE regulations.

JetSetJim

Re: Eh? What?

> The door was remotely operated by another person, however

So, in effect, someone closed the door on him, believing he was not coming back out.

Dear Tesla, stop calling it autopilot – and drivers are not your guinea pigs

JetSetJim
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Re: Beta

> For probably the best documented example to date (Toyota), look up (e.g.) "uncommanded acceleration".

Their marketing department did a good job of it, though - where else could the slogan "The car in front is a Toyota" have come from

Salesforce bins all Android phones bar Nexii and Galaxies

JetSetJim
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Re: This is probably about the OS

Surely the only conceivable reason can be availability of security updates, and even that's a bit tenuous. While not a direct user of Salesforce, my understanding is that it is basically a website that accesses a database and renders dashboard reports - hardly something that demands the most up to date phone with all the bells and whistles, when all it needs is an up to date browser renderer, and a decently coded website that will muck around with the layout for different screen sizes - something baked in to HTML5.

Florida U boffins think they've defeated all ransomware

JetSetJim
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Re: For what it's worth

> I sometime think it would be nice if every consumer PC sold came with external HDDs and an image back up system by default. :)

Cos of course they'd do it right

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2016/03/22/pc_world_knowhow_shortcomings/

Cycling paramedics in epic rush to save patient who ate stale sandwich

JetSetJim

Re: Sarcasm

Perhaps they over-egged the tone of the article a bit, but all I took away was that there are rather stupid people who dial 999 for ridiculous reasons (as we all know), and our paramedics have to attend before going back to their "normal" duties of attending more serious callouts.

Bloke 'lobbed molotov cocktails' at Street View car because Google was 'watching him'

JetSetJim
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Re: Just out of curiosity

> yes their front gates probably are on streetview

Larry Page's front gates (source):

https://goo.gl/maps/36r1cDchVtP2

Sergey Brin's house (source):

https://goo.gl/maps/fimqGQqLCK62

Can't find Sundar's actual address, though. Might be the house featured in this vid

JetSetJim
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Re: Just out of curiosity

> and presumably the streetview cameras captured the 'Private Road' signs too?

presumably that text is blurred out?

JetSetJim

Re: Just out of curiosity

I'd be very surprised if their houses fronted onto public highway, considering their wealth.

Now, a more pertinent question is "are their front gates on Streetview?"

Got the Brexit fear? Keep calm and keep using AWS – Amazon UK boss

JetSetJim

Stop the press "cloud sales-person urges investment in cloud usage".

Next story: Ursine excretory habits in woodland areas - do they really? (A break from Betteridge's law)

Australia's ABC suspends presenter over 'Wi-Fi is dangerous' claims

JetSetJim

Re: Career move

>> she's a bona-fide Doctor

>Then her awarding institution should consider rescinding it. She may have been a scientist once but no longer.

That doesn't invalidate her results, though. Sure, if it's found to be plagiarised, falsified, or some other breach of ethics is involved then revoke it, or possibly even if it was an honorary doctorate, but if the content is valid and meets the criteria for passing a doctoral viva, then it should stand.

I shudder to invoke Godwin, but the only cases I've found of valid doctoral titles being revoked was under the Nazi regime

http://www.dw.com/en/cologne-university-grapples-with-its-nazi-past/a-1817081

JetSetJim
Headmaster

Re: Career move

>The discredited "Dr" Maryanne Demasi

Not giving weight to her position, but sticking her qualification in quotes implies it's from a quack university, rather than an accredited institution. Assuming she's not been wiki-fiddling, she's a bona-fide Doctor, and a cut above "Dr" Gillian McKeith, at least.

I'm not saying she can't still be wrong and/or stupid, though

Prominent Brit law firm instructed to block Brexit Article 50 trigger

JetSetJim
FAIL

Re: And the house of lords?

>we've been signed up to the European Court of Human Rights with no control over the majority of the laws imposed upon us

Ahem - didn't we at least help shape it, if not provide the driving force behind the contents:

More eloquently put by Jean-Luc Picard in disguise

Lightning strikes: Britain's first F-35B supersonic fighter lands

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Re: Curious minds want to know

Currently loads of planes flying in along the Thames to line up with Fairford runway this evening. Kids are moaning, and low cloud = can't see anything

JetSetJim
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Re: Curious minds want to know

> This curious mind is wondering why our one had to be escorted by the other pair. Or are they the aforementioned spares?

They have craft-to-craft voting so that if one system fails the other two can reboot it while providing the service. They'll not all fail at the same time, surely

Vodafone hints at relocation from UK

JetSetJim
Headmaster

Re: London based?

Think not - their global HQ is in Paddington, right here.

Vodafone have a large campus on the outskirts of Newbury, correct. It is the HQ of Vodafone UK, but it is not the global HQ anymore.

Those Xbox Fitness vids you 'bought'? Look up the meaning of the word 'rent'

JetSetJim
Big Brother

Re: Ts&Cs

Why read them, watch the TV program.

Seriously, if it takes over 30 hours to read the T&Cs of 33 basic apps, how long would it take to actually analyse them?

Florida man sues Apple for $10bn, claims iPod, iPhone was his idea

JetSetJim

everything has rounded corners, just with a different radius of curvature. Below a certain threshold, it will feel pointy, but still be rounded.

Gone

JetSetJim
Mushroom

Re: Time limit

While upgrading to Win10

Happy Mappiversary, Ordnance Survey

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Re: Happy days

Streetmap.co.uk is good for that, for certain resolutions.

A chum of mine once wrote a screen scraper to grab the entire British Isles from it, and then hacked together a quick script to auto-generate an A4 (or whatever) compatible printout of any area he wanted to cycle/ramble in.