* Posts by JetSetJim

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Three to appear in court over TalkTalk hack

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Re: Three to appear in court over TalkTalk hack

Me Three

Elon Musk wants to launch 4,000 satellites and smother globe with net connectivity

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Re: Shipping

> Iridium is owned by US gov, as military backup.

Erm - Iridium is a publicly traded company, currently worth about a fifth of INMARSAT. US Gov institutions don't seem to appear on the investor holdings pages, either...

The US DoD does account for about a quarter of Iridium's revenue, though (or it did in 2012 according to the wiki-gods)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iridium_Communications

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Re: haters gonna hate

Well, there's about 100,000 commercial ships at sea at any one point in time, but I doubt they need many phones on board compared to the billions of GSM/UMTS/LTE phones out there - so in comparison it's quite niche.

Also, you can already get reasonable broadband on a boat via satellite services, so Musk isn't offering anything new here. They are quite modest on bandwidth, though, and latency is likely to be poor - anything that can be done to improve that will no doubt be warmly received, and competition may well lower prices for that market.

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Re: haters gonna hate

Ignoring the mild (*) bias in the article, I'd still question the business case for this sort of project. It's similar to the Iridium project which was the beginning of the end of Motorola. You'd need a new radio in your receiving device (I have a sneaky suspicion that LTE/UMTS won't run over the distances involved!) and you'd be competing against regular mobile networks which, for all their sins, offer quite high bandwidth for little cost. Yes, you could fill a niche (currently filled by Iridium users) for explorers and the like who wander around to remote areas where there is no coverage, but to make money on that Iridium had to write-off significant sums of cash as bad debt.

(*) mild - aka severe

'Pavement power' - The bad idea that never seems to die

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The BBC did a show, certainly. It took 30 cycle club members to run a kettle, and the 80-recruited members ran out of puff when the oven, vacuum cleaner and telly (plasma, IIRC)/wii were all turned on.

An interesting concept for the program - but currently unavailable on iPlayer :(

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They could at least push it back into the grid on a FIT of some sorts. Perhaps the gym should sign up for a small solar array. but then accidentally connect up all the equipment to a generator that feeds the juice back to the network.

No idea how economic such a scam would be, but would be interesting to run the numbers. Obviously treadmills use power to move the belt, rather than extract power from the gym-rat, but the bikes, cross trainers and rowers could be connected up, at least. You could perhaps even do something with the machines with lumps of metal in them...

Boffins of the future gear up to build their own beastmode rigs

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Pi

I wonder how well 100-2000 Raspberry Pi's would fare - apparently they draw about 2W under load (varies, depending on model, plus I suppose you'd need a boat load of networking gear to connect them up, which would eat into your 3000W power budget a little)

Swedish prosecutor finally treks to London to question Julian Assange

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>because wikileaks releases favoured the Trump that he will drop the U.S. attempts to get Arseange

dunno about that - with the famed high security on Trumps mail servers I wouldn't be surprised if there's a mail dump from there hitting wikileaks soon. I suspect at that point Trump will express less than favourable opinions on that site (no doubt also claiming that he's always maintained that position, too).

Top of the bots: This AI isn't a cold, cruel killing machine – it's a pop music hit machine

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Re: may be possible one day to ask AI to create songs

> Why?

So Cowell & Co can churn out pop-crap much faster than anyone else and saturate the market with yet more drivel, hoovering up all available cash being used for musical leisure purchases online. There will be a small niche market for real music by real people, but they'll soon be ostracised.

Trump's plan: Tariffs on electronics, ban on skilled tech migrants, turn off the internet

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Re: And we thought BREXIT was bad

On the plus side, the UK is no longer the global village idiot for the Brexit vote.

Add it to the tab: ICO fines another spammer as unpaid bills mount

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Re: The law is there for a reason, it’s to stop companies inundating people with unwanted messages

It would be nice, but the issue is that the companies are set up as limited companies, which protects the shareholders against such things as fines against the company. Break that and limited companies lose a lot of value (and become non-limited). Something else needs to be done

Smart Meter rollout delayed again. Cost us £11bn, eh?

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Re: What's the advantage to the consumer?

》 So, what is it, exactly, that we are supposed to gain from the expenditure of the other £10,730M? Surely it wouldn't be remote control of our energy supplies

Mustn't forget all the billable consultants and lobbyist hours

Not call, Intel – not call: Chipzilla modems in iPhone 7s fall short

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Re: There's only two reasons Apple is doing this

> The question is whether this reduced performance is a hardware or software flaw.

My guess is that it is neither - instead it is a "patent licensing flaw". QC have a huge bank of patents in this area and Intel would need to licence a large chunk of them to produce an equally performing product.

And for our next trick, says Google while literally wheeling out a humongous tablet ...

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Re: Sorry to be dismissve

We had some expensive windows jumbo tron installed in the office and I don't think it's ever been used except as a desktop extension with an hdmi cable. This looks like the same sort of thing

Tesla's big news today:
sudo killall -9 Autopilot

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Re: Seems prudent

I don't think the mainstream press write ups help things...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-37711489

The BBC article leads with "Tesla to make all new cars self-driving"

Court finds GCHQ and MI5 engaged in illegal bulk data collection

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Big Brother

Crime and punishment

Not only that, but have their been convictions of other people where this data was used in the prosecution case? In which case should they be declared mistrials?

Or is it all stuff to populate our "files"

Pound falling, Marmite off the shelves – what the UK needs right now is ... an AI ethics board

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Re: Slightly off topic but...

> They would tell you that they would be paying x per unit, which was quite often less than your manufacturing cost.

I've even heard of folks entering into signed agreements with Tescos then being rung up at a later point and being told that the price per unit is being reduced. The Tescos buyers are no doubt under much pressure to reduce costs, so they've taken up this strategy with the hope that sufficient numbers of suppliers won't question the legality of this approach.

Virtual reality is actually made of smartphones

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Re: Smartphone 1998

Perhaps it's to be able to say "look how unbiased we are" when asking for a pass to the next Apple shin-dig...

My Nest smoke alarm was great … right up to the point it went nuts

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Re: idiots with more money than sense...

> Re: batteries. Our state has mandated that all new construction (since about 1990) have hardwired smoke detectors. No more batteries.

Err - don't they have battery backups inside them for when the fire takes out your power supply before they get a chance to deafen you?

Early indications show UK favouring 'hard Brexit', says expert

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Re: I have said it before, I will say it again

>Stop reading the Daily Mail.

Just this

Ofcom punts network-sniffing Android app

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Re: Are they joking?

From my tests, if you can see a couple of wifi APs the Google location resolution is down to around 20m accuracy - without firing up the GPS chip at all.

JetSetJim

Re: So why download an app whose it's main purpose is to gather data?

Link to app

In fairness, the apps description clearly states what data it collects. As to why - I suspect so they can say more than "a data connection was good here" and instead say "a data session that consumed xMbits of data on a streaming bearer was good here".

Users possibly downloaded it to see their network's status in their area, and were then annoyed by the popup that says "it needs permission for x,y,z and a,b,c", and were then disappointed by the lack of map.

Seriously, how many times does the wheel need reinventing - there are a plethora of apps that do this already, in a variety of different ways. It would be easier for Ofcom to mandate "operators must achieve a specified coverage, quality and capacity across Z% of the country", with suitable definitions for coverage (minimum received power), quality (minimum received signal quality) and capacity (maximum number of call blocks/drops, or some such) and then require the operator prove it to within a certain geographic resolution based on actual traffic data (and not the somewhat flexible radio propagation modelling).

Nissan reveals self-driving chair

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Limited

But if the "buffer" overflows, no-one will know how to queue for the next available chair...

Oh Snap! How intelligent people make themselves stupid for Snapchat

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Re: I've read the article

From the article, it seems to be some form of camera "app". I think I have one on my phone already, so I'll pass.

BBC to demand logins for iPlayer in early 2017

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Re: License Fee

Unfortunately that probably breaks their contractual obligations with geolocked copyright licenses. They need to start amending their standard licensing terms to be able to transmit their licensed content to anyone with a demonstrably valid(*) TV license.

(*) for some metric of "demonstrably valid" which will no doubt change over time. The first caveat will no doubt be "you can purchase a TV license if you are a permanent UK resident", or some such

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Re: Just stop using Flash!

Ahem:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/html5

Work in progress.... Not complete coverage of the schedule/catalog, plus not all devices/OSes/Browsers

Silicon Valley’s top exorcist rushed off his feet as Demons infest California

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Better in Latin

The 1977 film Count Dracula. Van Helsing is having a bit of a barney with Drac and starts intoning in Latin. Drac rejoins with "Ah yes, it always sounds so much more impressive in Latin".

I want to remotely disable Londoners' cars, says Met's top cop

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Already trialled

The Jeep Cherokee was an early trial, and 2nd phase trials were on the Tesla

Microsoft deletes Windows 10 nagware from Windows 7 and 8

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re: condemned

Condemned by Amnesty International, too

Wi-Fi Alliance publishes LTE/WiFi coexistence test plan

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Re: Crazy

> Search how cellular channel reuse works.

Then read up on how LTE works and discover it has nothing to do with cellular channel reuse as all frequencies in a band are available to use by all cells in an LTE network.

I've not read the test spec yet, but have been to various industry gigs describing the aims. In a nutshell, the aim of LTE-U is a way of fairly sharing frequencies with wifi. Under vanilla wifi, if the frequency is busy, wifi will back off. Under vanilla LTE, it will greedily grab the channels - thus stick them both in the same band and LTE throttles wifi. LTE-U offers a way for them to share & co-exist and the debate up til now has been a mechanism for that fairness. Seems like these tests define what the results of that mechanism should be.

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> The test plan itself is a 51-page thicket of densely technical procedures. If you can find something of interest in it, let us know.

And who said investigative journalism was dead

Speaking in Tech: Nope, sorry waiter. I won't pay with that card reader

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Re: This has to be the funniest comment thread on El Reg

> Would you demand the same of your TV stations?

Yes - they're called subtitles in the video medium, quite useful for the deaf, or even if you don't want the noise to distract from other things if you're not paying 100% attention to the program. Oddly they are widely available.

The main problem is that automatic-transcription services are not hugely accurate, and human-dependent services are pricey for the podcast market.

We live in a world where a 'Hamdog' burger hybrid is patented

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Re: Huh?

This may well spawn their advertising campaign for them, but the folks at Cadburys may want to have words

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Oz patents

> Janine Allis told me that it was impossible to patent.

Hmm - obviously not impossible to patent, but certainly impossible to defend it - more likely she misspoke. Perhaps Janine was not aware that the wheel was also patented in Australia, leading me to believe that the Oz patent examiners either have a healthy sense of humour, or are as useless (if not more so) than the US ones (and others, no doubt).

Reg Programming Compo: 22 countries, 137 entries and... wow – loads of Python

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Re: Fortran 90 "weird?" I don't think so.

Special prizes for entries in Malbolge

Apple seeks patent for paper bag - you read that right, a paper bag

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Re: alternatively

> Given this is a design patent...

This is *NOT* a design patent - it has "Kind code" A1, which is a "proper" patent. Design patents have Kind Code "S". Source

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@mksteve

Ta - an interesting read, and certainly more innovative than the Apple one

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I agree with you entirely, but the problem is there doesn't seem to be any packaging improvements in the patent:

a) made of 60% recycled paper - no biggy there, lots of bags are

b) has SBS paper too - again, this just adds shiny, and isn't novel, there are providers of SBS paper from recycled sources out there

c) has a "knitted paper fibre handle", which allegedly makes it more flexible. You can buy socks made of the stuff, so it's not new either. And I've seen plenty of bags with handles made of paper, so this smacks of an obvious increment

d) the top edge is folded over a cardboard insert for durability - seen that in plenty of existing bags

e) it has inserts at the bottom to aid structural strength - possibly about the only thing I've not seen in real life. I don't really follow the paper-bag industry (such as it is), but isn't this equivalent to double-bagging?

Can't find the "diamond O sack" - only an Urban Dictionary entry for "bravery"

Is Tesla telling us the truth over autopilot spat?

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@bazza

> How about proving that the car doesn't stop when it shouldn't?!

Give them a complete list of these scenarios and the test conditions then. I suspect that's why that wasn't in their list, as I'm sure it would be all too easy to miss a few dozen and then Thatcham would have egg on face. They should at least mention it, though, and I bet their fine print in whatever report they produced would do so.

End all the 'up to' broadband speed bull. Release proper data – LGA

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Street-stats

Interesting site - I'd been wondering when someone would come up with something like that. Interestingly their testing methodology is run with an HTTP Post file transfer, which would run over TCP, which has a warm up time, so may well under represent what you might possibly be able to get with a UDP connection (admittedly with the possibility of errors).

It would be nice if house move websites allowed for an actual test result to be included in the sales brochure, rather than linking to the BT checker which abuses the "up to" terminology

Infected Android phones could flood America's 911 with DDoS attacks

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>The real problem here is why would it be so difficult to block on device number (IMEI), especially unknown or unregistered device numbers, in an emergency like that, from a telco's point of view? Surely they are doing that all day long from stolen phones or faked IMEI, no?

Checking IMEI slows things down as it's an in-sequence check performed between UE and an EIR. In the case of checking it's stolen or not, that needs to go to the separate register of stolen devices, and even so - why would you be wanting to block a registered stolen phone from dialling the emergency services?

Networks have an obligation to connect all emergency calls, even from phones registered to another network.

The problem here is that a relatively small number of devices can untraceably be used to jam the emergency call centres - although you would need to distribute these phones in quite wide geographic areas to ensure either the cellular network is jammed with the attempts (limited call capacity per cell) and that you hit the target number of emergency call centres.

You should install smart meters even if they're dumb, says flack

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Re: Are your WiFi devices built using old valve tech? (if they are, send he circuit diagram, KTHX!)

Just not bothered to try and accurately add it up. 2 wifi ap's, 1 femto cell, 2 dependent switches, 3 dect phones, 1 nas. All on low numbers of watts over the night, so I just rolled that up and rounded gratuitously and probably didn't state units well. Even if I used 1kWh in the entire night for all that, that's 15p

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Re: Downvoted pv panels

> the gravy train pulled out at the beginning of the year

it was at least two years ago when the FIT dropped from lucrative to marginal

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Re: Downvoted pv panels

Yes, you can get them cheap, but the feed in tariff doesn't seem economic any more.

http://info.cat.org.uk/solarcalculator/

The couple of times I've put info in here I get a payback time of longer than the expected lifespan of the array. What a waste of money

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Re: It won;t help

> In the case of electricity the programs always show the controller with her hand on the switch to turn on the pumped storage facility it Dinorwic to cope with the surge created by switching kettles on at the end of a popular TV program.

Simple solution there - cease all broadcast tv and make it on demand only (it's probably the end-result of TV services anyway). To prevent any surges in power at the end of a popular show (e.g. Deadenders) if an episode is made available at a scheduled time, rate limit incoming connection requests so that the end times of the unwashed masses watching the show are smeared out.

Live streaming events will probably not be solved this way, though...

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Re: It is to laugh.

>Hmm, I'd love to see my supplier do that.

Mine is EDF

JetSetJim

> But isn't the "fail" part there you, for failing to do anything about information given to you?

Failing to? There's nothing that I can realistically do that will reduce my bill by any non-trivial amount:

a) all my lighting is LED, and I still switch it off when I leave the room (hopefully not contributing to deterioration of lifetime of the LEDs)

b) perhaps I can save a little turning off a few standby devices, but they're usually in the low numbers of W per hour anyway

c) the main users of it in my house is the heating and hot water, which is driven by a heatpump and is already rather efficient and timed, combined with uber-insulation there is not much I can do there apart from shivering when I turn the room thermostats down (all living rooms individually controlled)

d) I could conceivably turn off my wifi at night - but the only way to do that for me means my phones stop working. Arguable whether I need them, I suppose, but I don't think I'd use more than 1-2 kW in the whole night on those appliances.

e) will not turn off fridge-freezer! All other appliances are at least A** rated (except a naughty tumble drier, which is a B I think). Not going to use them any less, and running a night-time cycle is impractical and will keep me awake with the noise

Agreed, mileage may vary for different users with different appliances and usage patterns - I am in the fortunate position to have built my house recently, and it's very efficient overall. But I'd still contend that a "Smart meter" doesn't really tell you all that much that will help you save all that much money - particularly when compared to the cost of making and installing that smart meter.

Personally, I think the energy industry would be better served by offering a service to analyse your usage and suggest ways of improving your consumption/reducing waste - in theory what the EPC/SAP stuff could do but doesn't very well. For example, tweak your heating settings, which is probably what would give me the biggest benefit if I'd left them on the default.

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> The UK’s controversial smart meter programme will only succeed in saving consumers cash if people are made aware of the benefits, says mouthpiece

They've been bleating about this for ages, but I've yet to actually see anyone mention what the benefits (to me) are. Letting me know that my house is consuming xWatts at time T is not a benefit - it's just another readout I can do very little about.

Remote meter reading is about the only thing that could credibly be touted as a benefit - but even that is a bit marginal seeing as my supplier will let me upload a photo of the meter as a reading - all through their "app" (all very trendy).

Really – 80% FTTP in UK by 2026? Woah, ambitious!

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Re: Building regs need to be changed as well!

> provide space in the home for 19" cabinet

Is this sarcasm? Not sure of the need for this in a small terraced house, and it would probably be accounted for in larger mansions - I'd instead encourage architecture university courses to update their design rules to adequately provision houses for their expected occupancy and use.

For example, from the ingress point of the broadband provision (fibre or copper), send the data-portion to a corner of the loft where a 4/8/16 port switch can be located, then Cat-6/7 to any relevant room (e.g. to where any TV is assumed to go, but you could well further future proof by running it to every plug socket). This will also require power to the loft, which is not that usual for new builds unless the purchaser requests it as an extra - equally not that difficult to retrofit as you can spur a low ampage socket off the lighting circuit.

It would also be nice if a wifi-plan could be produced at design time to minimise the APs you might need to get decent coverage in your house.

Internal BT-specified wiring is a bit redundant now, as you can either get an IP phone, or just DECT from the main socket.

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Re: Some weird adapter?

>Running fiber into every home just makes things cost more, because you will still have "some weird adapter" in every house to turn it back into copper.

Some weird adapter in the house like a router? That's what I use - quite handy, and didn't cost more at all.