* Posts by JetSetJim

2156 publicly visible posts • joined 4 Jul 2009

Let's see what the sweet, kind, new Microsoft that everyone loves is up to. Ah yes, forcing more Office home users into annual subscriptions

JetSetJim

Re: TANSTAAFL!

senescence: the condition or process of deterioration with age.

What feature developed since <INSERT FAVOURITE RELEASE OF OFFICE> has made your life easier? The ribbon made it harder for me (YMMV), and other than that and new icons I've not noticed anythinng new in the last ten years. Menus have shifted around, which is just a new layout to get used to, but some things (e.g. getting at certain file properties, finding different application options, and I miss being able to get to SystemInfo from the Help -> About menu.

So yeah, I think it's deteriorated with age, but admit it's a personal opinion that you might not share.

JetSetJim

Re: Use LibreOffice instead

Mixed messages, then - I was explicitly told 40 installs, nothing about devices per user account. I'm not hitting the limits either way, so not that fussed, but I guess that shows the quality of their 1st line support or they've changed the policy again

JetSetJim

Re: Use LibreOffice instead

> Given that the price of LibreOffice is far lower than MS Office, for most users LibreOffice is by far the better choice.

Not disagreeing at all, but that one license for Office can count for many installs (not sure about Home version, tho) - told by a rep that a regular license is good for 40 installs (it used to be 5). SWMBO insists on Office, so have to have it, so now we all have it, as do others we know. At the current licensing rate, the pain-point to switch has not been reached (for me, at least).

It's official – Google AI gives you cancer ...diagnosis in real time: Neural net can spot breast, prostate tumors

JetSetJim

Re: And

Putting the TinFoil, Devil's Advocate hat on, one wonders what commercial agreements were put in place for (a) Google to access the scan data, and get the doctor's time to assist in the training of the AI, and (b) what sale/licensing price would be achieved.

JetSetJim

> A Scottish trust developed new ways of automating tests with the equipment they already had. Invest the money in stuff like this (and hopefully money to roll it out as well).

I think that would require someone who knows what they're doing to be in charge, and I'm not sure that this is in the current set of current govmt policies

JetSetJim
Paris Hilton

Can it be air-gapped from t'internet, or does it rely on "the cloud"?

Makes you wonder what the govmt can achieve with their £250m for NHS_AI

Take two cornerstones of British life, booze and queues, then squirt them with face scans: AI Bar

JetSetJim

Re: I need an AI haircut

> I have spent ages trying to think of a solution which would let me see queue length online but really can't find one

Err, ring them and ask for the current wait time?

JetSetJim

Re: I WAS FIRST MATE

It's a bit over engineered - they should take a leaf from McDonalds/Argos. Punter accesses a terminal to order and pay for drinks, gets given a number, waits for it to be called.

Obvs the terminal would probably need to be a bit more robust than those present in McDonalds.

Alternatively, do it in a phone app for the pub (chain) like Weatherspoons do (other chains available, some even with a differing political stance!) - you just order and pay on your phone at the table. Then someone trots up to your table with a tray of drinks. No-one need crowd round the bar, but if you do - just tap a button and get given a number - bar staff still allowed to filter them out if they're too pissed.

Watch as 10 cops with guns and military camo storm suspected Capital One hacker's house…

JetSetJim

Re: Insanity

fair point, for sure you don't need ar-15s to hunt deer, and guns in general clearly don't protect people. but given the situation, an armed team seems at least a little reasonable

JetSetJim

Re: Insanity

Whereas sending a SEAL-like team to enter a house where a known gun-offence felon lives (with who knows what in the commentary on his record) is probably not totally fucked up

JetSetJim
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Re: no-one in their right mind

Given out current political situation, it would appear that the USians don't have a monopoly on stupid

US sanctions fail to get in Huawei as embattled Chinese vendor reports 23% revenue growth

JetSetJim
Pint

Re: Oh well

You raise an interesting legal question. I wonder when Huawei will think of it and investigate their options... It would be hideously complicated, and the lawyers would all win loads of money, I'm sure. The main problem will be that the legal agreement to keep the patents in a FRAND pool is *probably* not with an entity in a country that's banning Huawei.

So, for example the USA is banning Huawei. The main infrastructure vendor there is Ericsson, IIRC. They are based elsewhere. I guess Huawei would have to amend their contracts to state something like "FRAND patents are licensed on this basis assuming equal access to all markets, and if that fails we'll withdraw the license" - but this may only affect new standards-essential patents, and may not be possible to amend on existing ones (until the existing agreements end, whenever that might be).

Ericsson could well give Huawei the finger at this point - after all the patent is embodied in the standards, which are easy enough to compile into code. So Huawei would have to take Ericsson to court over it - no idea which court, or what legal argument they could apply.

IANAL, and it would probably give me a headache to try and work it out :)

JetSetJim
Headmaster

Re: Huawei revenue bump

Ahem, I worked for Motorola in their infrastructure unit. This unit gradually degraded as Huawei ate it up, leading to a mildly acrimonious dispute when it was bought by NSN. It was then chucked in the bin as there was nothing worth keeping. Literally chucked in the bin. I would very much doubt there is any Motorola infrastructure kit in the field, especially after 8-9 years, now (equally, on a lot of the kit, if you took the badge off you might see the spot where a red shell-like badge was previously).

After working for Motorola, I went to A-Lu. I was only there for a couple of years before the writing on the wall was written in a large enough font for my myopic eyes - it got bought by Nokia too.

In both cases, their market share was shrinking, so the decision to sell a unit to Nokia is in effect withdrawing from the field. No further kit would have been sold (although it does look like Nokia kept the A-Lu small cells as they still seem to be selling those).

JetSetJim

Re: Huawei revenue bump

> We will see how sustainable it will be to have a Chinese-dominated ecosystem and a separate US-dominated ecosystem.

Haha - like CDMA and iDEN back in the 90's/00's - US tech that no-one else wanted to play with when a global (or at least "rest of globe") standard was available with GSM & UMTS. The US is not that dominant a player in mobile network infrastructure. That would be Ericsson and Nokia, now that Motorola, Alcatel(-Lucent) and Siemens have withdrawn from the arena. There are other bit players, and perhaps some of the infrastructure sits on US-brand commodity servers, but the US is in no way "dominant".

Modern mobile network infrastructure, in particular 5G, is quite inter-operable - or inter-operable enough to have vendor-regions within an operator.

JetSetJim

Re: Oh well

They already do, although wouldn't be surprised if a lot of it has to be licensed under FRAND. Huawei have been working on mobile network tech for 20 years and have a lot of engineers to invent new stuff. While, stereotypically, the Chinese have had little respect for the IPR of others, they recognise the value of the intellectual property. When I visited them many moons ago only VP's could use flash drives or other removable media, phones with cameras were banned.

Satellites with lasers and machine guns coming! China's new plans? Trump's Space Force? Nope, the French

JetSetJim

Re: Anti-Satellite isn't that hard

Depends on how much junk they can shoot up there at once before their launch sites get flattened. LEO is apparently 309,038,244,000 cubic miles - I bet there's some funky military mathematician's who've worked out just how much junk to fling, and of what size shrapnel, to optimally disrupt satellites in as short a period of time possible.

JetSetJim
Coat

Re: France... don’t be stupid.

I assume France is also launching a shark to attach to the satellites and control the frikkin' laser beams.

The great leveller: Nokia waves magic wand over unfair wage differences, and *poof* they're gone

JetSetJim

Re: Cool, cool...

No, not 90% of women at Nokia were underpaid:

"...which found 90 per cent of those affected were women"

and the objective was to "remove all unexplained or unjustified wage differences"

and lastly, "Salaries for Nokia's 103,000 staff were changed from the beginning of July"

It's a bit weird that they say that 90% of those affected were women (and there are about 20k women in Nokia), and then they say their entire workforce's salaries were updated. Seems like if *all* women at Nokia were affected, then at most 22k staff would be affected. Reading the Google-Translated version of the Finnish article (YMMV), it doesn't say at all how many staff were affected, just that 90% of them were women

Anyway, it may well be that "female tech staff member A got a pay rise because male tech staff member B was earning more for the same job at the same performance level", or it may be that "female tech staff member A got a pay rise because female staff member B was earning more for the same job at the same performance level" (and similar for male-male comparisons). No stats are provided in this article that can be used to derive some form of sexual (or other) discrimination on Nokia's part.

It also doesn't say discrimination of any form didn't happen, so I'm not saying it hasn't. Just that the Register article doesn't say anything.

Again, RTFA gives us that the pay gaps were caused by old interview practices asking for previous salaries and offering a bit more to get someone in, or from job mobility within the organisation, changing job/country and not getting a raise.

As to how staff took the message - in the UK, at least, you can't force a pay cut on anyone without their agreement, so I guess everyone got a pay rise to the highest common denominator - with HR wielding the "same job, same performance" to keep some variability...

A bit curious as to how they might factor in the duration of performance into their calculations. One might hope that a consistent underperformer who just before this exercise manages to pull their socks up for once and get into the Excellent category of performance doesn't get a good salary bump to match their colleague who was getting Excellent for the last 10 years.

Can't dance? That's no excuse. Let a robot do it for you at this 'forced exoskeleton rave'

JetSetJim
Pint

Whenever I see stuff about raves..

..I can't help but be reminded of this genius remix.

Make the robots do this, please

Fantastic Mr Fox? Not when he sh*ts on your lawn, kids' trampoline and your soul

JetSetJim
Linux

Alpacas are territorial - I seem to recall a fancy "organic turkey" breeder using them to keep them safe (BBC YouTube vid here). It's quite common to do this in Colombia, too, it seems.

Penguin icon, as they're found in S. America, too

JetSetJim
Boffin

Re: Need to really P!$$ them off so they go elsewhere

I assume these multiple things need to be coordinated and triggered by some Heath-Robinson-esque contraption linked to a Raspberry Pi, preferably running an AI to detect the fox and learn which strategy is the most effective.

Silly money: Before you chuck your chequebook away, triple-check that super-handy digital coin

JetSetJim

Re: I like proper cash

And they might well pull a wry smile, say "tsk, another Luddite", and continue polishing the beer glasses with a grimy rag. I'm sure they are aware that they may well lose some business because of their decision, but they obviously think that the benefits to them outweigh that cost.

JetSetJim
Holmes

Re: I like proper cash

No idea why you got a downvote, here's a BEEB writeup of a cashless pub, the initial dabbling that some stores are taking in this arena, and their reasons for doing so.

But as people say, it works for some, but not for others - similar, too, if a bar/shop went cash-only.

Personally, I rarely carry cash:

Groceries -> card

Petrol -> card

Parking -> mobile app (one of several), linked to a card (business or personal)

The only time I ever need cash is when the inevitable cake-sale-at-school type event rolls around and the kids ask (on the morning of the sale) to have some cash to go to school with. Denied, usually, due to no warning and no ATMs on the way to school.

Checkmate, Qualcomm: Apple in billion-dollar bid to gobble Intel’s 5G modem blueprints, staff – new claim

JetSetJim

Re: Is it worth the cost ?

Apple now has $245 billion cash on hand, so shouldn't be a problem for them - although whether the Intel designs could be brought up to compete properly with QC designs (IIRC Intel designs were a bit shit when they were stuck in an iPhone, as others have pointed out).

Then QC will sue Apple for patent infringement, and about 15 years later that case will be decided after repeated appeals & refilings.

'Cockwomble' is off the menu: Uncle Bulgaria issues edict against using name in vain

JetSetJim

Re: CockWomblers Unite

Everyone should live in that world

Pair programming? That's so 2017. Try out this deep-learning AI bot that autocompletes lines of source code for you

JetSetJim
Pint

I can well imagine it being used on I/O sanitation, the AI 'thinking':

"nobody else cares to check if this string entry contains special characters, or overflows the length of a buffer, so why should I?", and then gets given Bobby Tables input strings.

All the same, an interesting project that is deserving of a pint/doctorate. I do hope someone does sensible unit testing on all the code it writes (although if it's just auto completing individual lines of code one would hope that there's a certain amount of user checking going on anyway - assuming a competent user, of course!).

British ISPs throw in the towel, give up sending out toothless copyright infringement warnings

JetSetJim

Re: Entertainment is a problem

> So I buy a film on DVD, then I go to torrent sites and find a ripped version without all the bullshit and I watch that. It's a much more pleasant experience.

www.makemkv.com

No torrent required, although occasionally a disc is too hard to get into. Also the resultant mkv file on a dlna Nas box. Job done

You TalkTalk a big game, says ads watchdog, but your testing not good enough to say your Wi-Fi's best

JetSetJim

Re: I had to read this twice

I assumed the turntable was mounted on an air suspension with belt drive to properly smooth out the signals being Wi-Fi'ed, thus ensuring a higher quality of modulation scheme

As HMRC's quarterly deadline for online VAT filing looms, biz dogged by 'technical difficulties'

JetSetJim

Re: But apparently ...

Oh yes, I know it's the start of the move towards every transaction being uploaded to HMRC. Not looking forward to that, but can see it coming eventually.

JetSetJim

Re: If it were only so easy to get a Tax refund

Re VAT rebate via BACS - apparently they need a separate authorisation to do that :(

A bit shit, imho, considering paying in a cheque to high street banks (to a business account) almost invariably generates a bank fee

JetSetJim

Re: But apparently ...

> On the other hand, MTD will actually help a lot with tackling the oncoming Brexit challenges. The Bank of England has just started using VAT filings as a leading indicator (i.e. telling you where the issues are going to be instead of where they have been) for UK economic performance so it gets alerted much earlier to specific areas that are in trouble.

Confused as to how submitting them via an API (which submits the 9 figures encrapsulated in JSON) vs submitting the same 9 figures via a web form makes the blindest bit of a difference.

For sure perhaps it's time to bin off the paper forms, but the web submission system seems entirely fit for purpose, and MTD is just a clusterfuck

UK's Openreach admits 50k premises on 'gigabit-capable' FTTP network can't get gigabit speeds

JetSetJim

Re: "all of our current and future build"

That was my first thought, too. And it's not as if they have to dig up the street to do it as it's "where all the traffic comes together [in the exchange]."

Rip it out, attempt to get your money back as it's not fit for purpose (the purpose being to supply gigabit capable fibre), replace with decent kit.

On average, there seems to be north of 4,000 homes per exchange (5600 exchanges in the country, 25million homes, assumes they're all connected), so you're looking at around 12 exchanges worth of problem?

Oz watchdog claims Samsung's leak-proof phones ad campaign doesn't hold water

JetSetJim
Coat

Except perhaps the fool trying to rescue you.

What would Jesus tweet? Church of England hands down commandments for Anglicans on social media

JetSetJim
Pint

Re: I've decided to become a Christian...

Nice re-work of the Letter to Laura. Have a brewski to kick the week off

Bonkers British MPs rant: 5G signals cause cancer

JetSetJim

Re: It's worse than the antivaxxers.

Actively not vaccinating doesn't just risk themselves, but also increases the risk to vulnerable people that have a reduced immune system - e.g. those on chemo, or even those rarities that do have allergic reactions to some of the ingredients of the vaccine. This is due to reduced herd immunity. By doing this, the anti-vaxxers are helping to "kill off the genetically weak".

Bring on compulsory vaccination

JetSetJim
Coat

Re: It's worse than the antivaxxers.

Yay - go eugenics!

JetSetJim
Coat

Nah, it's because they've been on their phones so much. It's messed with their heads...

That's a sticky Siemens situation: Former coder blows his logic bomb guilty plea deal in court

JetSetJim

Re: What the hell kind of contract did he have?

Perhaps he'd previously developed the logic bomb code as a plugin for all his work in Excel and he merely stated that it was essential for all his work on this contract.

Might want to see if a previous employer had a similar issue...

What the cell...? Telcos around the world were so severely pwned, they didn't notice the hackers setting up VPN points

JetSetJim

Huawei might be the equipment vendor for the network, but the detail being sought is not likely on their kit but instead on central servers running billing and geopresence software which is unlikely to be Huawei. The network infrastructure had the ability to trace an individual (or more) IMSI, but that will in itself leave traces (assuming it's done by accessing the legal intercept interface), but this set of attacks send more against the customer account data, which is held elsewhere.

After years of listening, we've heard not a single peep out of any aliens, say boffins. You think you can do better? OK, here's 1PB of signals

JetSetJim
Facepalm

Re: Physics and Mathematics

fair point

JetSetJim

Re: Physics and Mathematics

A 25MW transmitter on the ground will have a fair amount of atmospheric loss, I'd think

JetSetJim
Headmaster

Re: Physics and Mathematics

> What I don't know is if there's another system closer to it than ours.

There isn't, Alpha Centauri contains Proxima Centauri, the nearest star to our system, and is also the nearest planetary system to us

JetSetJim
Coat

Re: Physics and Mathematics

Million-to-one chance low? Probably happens 9 times out of 10

It's all in the wrist: Your fitness tracker could be as much about data warfare as your welfare

JetSetJim

Re: "data warfare"

> Of course, you have to be already planning on spending money on flights, cinema tickets, coffee and amazon prime to actually do better than offset the cost of the health insurance in the first place

This indeed. Also, cash benefits from the same provider, and discount on a bike, too (they cancelled that benefit this month, though). Overall, I think I'm in the "net zero cost" for the insurance, and the data I give it is garbage, too. Wrist tracker probably thinks I wank a lot, but I hit my"steps" target every day...

You gotta be kitten me: Pakistan politicos feline silly after filter farce hits purrrfect conference

JetSetJim
Facepalm

Re: Fit for purpose?

> ooh! Lather...

Thus invoking Rule 34 and proving the point :)

JetSetJim

Re: Fit for purpose?

When the exciting things become too normalised/commonplace, more exciting things are needed to pique folk's interest. Lather, rinse, repeat, and you fairly quickly get to some weird shit.

JetSetJim

Facebook did attempt to make itself free to everyone, although there are concerns as to just what impact this might have on the world. India at least managed to ban such a service.

Underground network targets Salisbury: Not the Russian death crew, this time it's Openreach laying fibre-optic cables

JetSetJim
Paris Hilton

Re: Who Micro-Trenches These Days?

Ta for the link, skimming through and seeing what a single frame looks like at any time during the field piece is highly entertaining in this context (e.g. pausing it at 25:52)

JetSetJim

I feel entitled to having a problem with BT as they are a complete shit-shower in every dealing I've had with them. I built a house - BT pole on the front lawn, engineer says it has a couple of spare termination points so should be no problem. Gave them 3 months notice to install a line, had all the internal wiring ready in the house. 2 missed appointments, no install. Ring up to escalate, connection request gets cancelled at back office as "we're only running FTTP there", even though there was no fibre in my exchange, but instead they thought it was a different exchange in a different village. Could not get them to reinstate the request for a copper line - they insisted it had to be fibre. Naturally the engineers on the ground could not install a fibre line.

There may well be some admirable engineers (some I've met) and back office staff, but their processes and administration let them down really badly. This may well be due to a history of chronic uncerfunding, or some other factors - I don't give a crap. Openreach have done a crap job of rolling out fibre to date, and they well be rolling out fibre to a whole town - but I wouldn't be surprised if they balls it up somehow.

For my house, by pure coincidence, Gigaclear were laying fibre and their sales guy went past. Said they "could do it tomorrow". They did. Nuff said, I was happy with them. The first year or two they fell over a few times, but they seem to have built some network resilience now.

JetSetJim

Woohoo, well done OpenReach. Adding 20,000 new FTTP homes in the next year, bringing their total up from today's 7% to 7.1%...

I think they have a little ways to go to meet their targets.. If the other 37 locations are anything similar, then they'll just about top 11% (just shy of 2m homes, rather than the 4m target) by the end of next year.

And that's assuming they make it to the appointments...