* Posts by John 104

1062 publicly visible posts • joined 1 Jul 2009

Line by line, how the US anti-encryption bill will kill our privacy, security

John 104

@moiety

It isn't well-meaning. Feinstein has repeatedly introduced or voted for rights reducing legislature for her entire career. If she had her way, she'd burn the constitution and impose martial law on all of us. She is poison to the US and I wish she would just go away.

Misco: We're moving to the cloud after yesterday's bit barn meltdown

John 104

“We had a server outage that caused corruption of our data centre.."

Huh. I guess their data center comprises just one server? Or did one server cause the entire infrastructure to become corrupt? Typical management. This guy obviously has no idea how his business is run from a technology standpoint. As noted above, Rush to the cloud, it must be better. Meanwhile, talented, qualified engineers are getting shown the door due to idiots like this guy. I'm sure we'll see an article here on el Reg in 5 minutes about how they are also going to adopt DevOps to solve all their problems...

How to not get pwned on Windows: Don't run any virtual machines, open any web pages, Office docs, hyperlinks ...

John 104

Re: How not to get pwned on Windows...

So true. At a previous job I set up alerts for updates for RHEL. It got to the point that it was just spam there were so many. And like spam, they pretty much got ignored...

DevOps isn't just about the new: It's about cleaning up the old, too

John 104

"Judiciously, you start replacing capabilities in the legacy system with new code that’s more aligned with your new approach to software development, using some mild routing intelligence behind the facade to figure out when to call the legacy code versus the new code."

That has to be one of the most naive statements I've seen in a while.

If it was that easy, we wouldn't need the magic bullet of DevOps to accomplish this, would we?

Can you hear me now – over the picket line? Verizon workers strike

John 104

Good For Them

I'm sure that these striking employees are highly paid with good hours and benefits. Why would they dare strike?

French thrash Brits, Germans and Portuguese in IT innovation

John 104

Re: El Reg Drinking Game

That isn't a game, that's just binge drinking. You'd never get off the front page!

NASA prepares to unpack pump-up space podule

John 104

Actually, being filled with helium, it will slip out of the grasp of the CANADARM before they are done mounting it and it will slowly float away while the astronauts on the ISS cry over their lost toy.

Spinning rust fans reckon we'll have 18TB disk drives in two years

John 104

If they can keep the price down, I can see these being very useful in long term storage for backups and other low demand disk needs.

Law enforcement's next privacy overreach will be the metadata of things

John 104

Turn your phone WiFi off when you don't need it. Saves battery and tracking possibilities.

Don't use IoT things.

Don't use social media.

Keep your private life private.

Problem Solved.

IBM's tops sales staff face long haul...to Hawaii

John 104

That is really deplorable behavior. Kudos to you, AC, for not going.

This year's H-1B visa lottery jammed full in just six days

John 104

Re: Sanders

Problem is, there is no correct choice.

Academics claim Google Android two-factor authentication is breakable

John 104

Hm

Seems pretty fringe to me. No wonder its 'won't fix'

Dropping 1,000 cats from 32km: How practical is that?

John 104

Dropping Cats Not Recommended

While on the surface this seems like a clever idea, in practice it would be a disaster. Look what happened to DethKlok when they released a containers full of cats while performing a charity show. All good intentions, but the end result was not pretty...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwaD9tb1P50

Continuous Lifecycle: Just ten conference tickets left

John 104

We’ve got ten tickets left for Continuous Lifecycle London, and once they’re gone, they really are gone

One can hope...

John 104
Pint

Re: We’ve got ten tickets left for Continuous Lifecycle London

Awesome.

Hospital servers in crosshairs of new ransomware strain

John 104

Re: Ransom

@AC, et. all.

You guys are so gullible. Or should I say Trollable?

'No regrets' says chap who felled JavaScript's Jenga tower – as devs ask: Have we forgotten how to code?

John 104

Re: Are these dynamic dependencies really a good idea?

@Munchausen's proxy

Von Braun was a cockscuker. Sure, he got us to the moon, but it was on the backs of how many slave workers during the war?

Amazon WorkSpaces two years on: Are we ready for cloud-hosted Windows desktops?

John 104

Re: Other benefits

@Sirius Lee

Your use case looks to be pretty good for you and I'm glad it works. At the end of the day you still had to shell out for a workstation to work on your virtual workstation. Seems a bit daft to me. :)

John 104

Re: I presume...

@Lusty

Your argument is flawed. This isn't data center rack space we are talking about. This is user workstation virtualization. They still need a desk to sit at. Still need lights. Still need some method to connect to the VDI. In J&J's case, its byod. So that shifts the burden to the employee to provide some connecting device. However, the employer still needs networking gear to get these machines connected. It requires cabling, power, cooling. Other than not having to try and secure your own network (doubtful) I don't see the benefit. Not to mention, an 8 year old OS is your only choice.

The cost also doesn't make much sense. 16k employees, even at an aggressively reduced $500 a year for licensing is $8,000,000 a year. Or, you could buy decent workstations for every employee for $750 once every 5 years and only pay $2.4 Million a year. Add in annual licensing of O365 at $12 a seat and you are only adding another million/year.

Somewhere, someone was given a large kickback behind closed doors...

John 104

Re: Optimistic pricing

I bought my HP Envy ultrabook last year for less than this. Our mid grade workstations here in the office cost less than this and have better spec. Not seeing any compelling reason other than development/testing. And in the enterprise, those are free so why pay?

Don't – don't – install iOS 9.3 on your iPad 2: Upgrade bricks slabs

John 104

Insanity?

"Even when pressing the 'try again' button on the 'Your iPad could not be activated because the activation server is temporarily unavailable...' message screen, no further network traffic appears," our reader reports.

"This is the case regardless of the number of times the 'try again' is pressed – it does nothing."

It didn't work. Push the button again. It didn't work. Push the button again. It didn't work. Push the button again. Just keep doing it. Eventually your results will be different, right?

Are you sure this was a Reg reader?

John 104

Re: Brick iPad, get new one?

Don't be daft. They don't keep entire iPads around just in case someone needs a battery. Or do you really think that Apple products aren't serviceable?

Continuous Lifecycle: Making a big noise about microservices

John 104

Re: Who the hell...

OH! that makes everything much more clear. Thanks. Although your idea of clients fitting into pockets or on small portable platforms is just ridiculous. Lets try to keep the silliness to a dull roar please.

John 104

Who the hell...

...comes up with this shit? Microservice? Up until a few weeks ago I had never even heard of it. (not a dev). Looked in to it. What we are talking about are services, or small apps that run like a service. But hey, lets give it a cool name. Maybe I'm turning into old IT guy, but I'm about sick of all the buzz words. Just give me the code or app and let me make it work on a server. Keep the buzz out of it please.

Okay IT pros, change happens. But here's your Reg guide to staying in control

John 104

Ah, there it is at the end. DevOps. I knew it was hiding in there somewhere...

John 104

Re: Scope

@AC

SCOPE

And that is the problem with DevOps.

Google spews critical Android patch as millions of gadgets hit by Linux kernel bug

John 104

Trick Question

Is this one of those trick questions like back in school?

"affects all Android devices running Linux kernel versions below 3.18"

My 4.4 S5 is running 3.4.0-2304514. Or is the article poorly written and it should have read kernel versions ABOVE 3.18?

Confused.

Microsoft will rest its jackboot on Windows 7, 8.1's throat on new Intel CPUs in 2018 – not 2017

John 104

Re: "One solution is to boot a Linux USB stick ..."

This is the kind of person that works in a basement. - For a 6 figure salary.

DevOps, huh? Show me the money. Show me the MONAY!

John 104

As career buzzwords go, you’d struggle to find one that trumps DevOps judging by the number of conferences, software tools and books ads flooding the Reg. market.

There. Fixed that for you.

A Logic Named Joe: The 1946 sci-fi short that nailed modern tech

John 104

Re: Leinster

Baen Free library = totally awesome.

Apple engineers rebel, refuse to work on iOS amid FBI iPhone battle

John 104

Re: The end of Apple

@pissing off the FBI.

Thats a good one. Have a loot at black panther history and the lengths that J.E. Hoover went to shut that organization down.

Microsoft Surface Book: Shiny slab with a Rottweiler grip on itself

John 104

Passed

I looked at these briefly when they first came out here in Seattle.

The hinge is...Interesting. It is very well engineered and nice to look at. However, its a bit bulky and close up very tidily. mechanically it is fine, it just looks weird when it is closed.. The Lenovo is far superior and nicer to look at.

The price. You guys are getting screwed. I think it listed for $1500 or so.

The tablet gimmick. Meh. Tablets are fun for around the house, or as a chart plotter on my boat. For productivity, I have yet to see them in wide use in the enterprise.

Fit and finish are very nice (other than the weird hinge). I suspect that these are made by HP as the material feel is similar to the Envy I got instead; magnesium/aluminum. Keyboard looks very similar as well. (what, you thought Microsoft made these themselves? hahaha)

I think detractors for buying these are price and flexibility. I got my i7 (skylake) Envy for $850. It's half an inch thick, fast as fuck, and looks fantastic. I could almost buy two for the price of one Pro. Plus, I have Mint on it (dual boot win 10 for a few apps). Disable secure boot and you are off to the races with no nagging by MS.

To each his own, but I don't see this as more than a niche device.

Microsoft's equality and diversity: Skimpy schoolgirls dancing for nerds at an Xbox party

John 104
Trollface

Perfect

You hire sexy girls and have wealthy developers show up. Perhaps there is a hook up. Then they get married. Then they breed. Then you have sexy developers.

For the girls, you are surrounded by horny intelligent introverts. Perhaps there is a hook up. You get married. You breed. Then you have sexy developers.

I'm not sure how to see this other than a win win.

How Microsoft copied malware techniques to make Get Windows 10 the world's PC pest

John 104

Re: Seriously folks...

You aren't wrong.Sorry.

John 104

Re: nothing like a good whine before the weekend is there?

@AC Whine

You are obviously not a sys admin. Or, if you are, you aren't worth a damn. Nagging on consumer PCs ins one thing. Nagging on domain joined workstations in a tightly controlled enterprise environment is a huge deal. Most users are clueless idiots and will go into a panic when they see this message.

The verbiage on the page was intentionally crafted to put users into a state of uncertainty. It is a not so subtle way for MS to get corporate end users to start nagging their IT departments to upgrade to 10. There is no other reason for this to appear in a browser. None. It doesn't let you override domain or corporate policy to perform the update. It simply puts it on the radar of end users in a very negative way, pointing the finger at IT as if they are somehow doing the users a disservice by blocking the upgrade

I've already sent notification to my team that in no way will the root update be installed. Which sucks. There are legitimate security fixes in this update that will have to be skipped due to this extra bull shit that they package with it. It reminds me of politicians and riders on important bills.

In the mean time, I'll continue to grow my Linux chops on my personal Mint install and slowly shift my skill set in that direction. It's been a nice 15 years, Microsoft, but its time to move on and earn my living elsewhere.

Continuous Lifecycle London: Less than eight weeks to go

John 104

Re: I think I have a better offer

@G Whatty What

I love you.

We tested the latest pre-flight build of Windows 10 Mobile. It's buggy but promising

John 104

Seriously?

The way your review reads paints a horrible picture of windows mobile. Why would anyone even use the thing? It sounds like utter garbage. In today's mobile market, that doesn't cut it. Apps need to just work without fuss. People don't have the patience or time to fiddle with crap wares.

'$5bn for Slack?! I refuse to pay!' You don't pay – and that's its biggest problem

John 104

Go ahead and monetize it. Start selling it and you'll get some to start using it. But there are other free chat platforms available that will take its place. Rocket Chat comes to mind. Or you could just use Skype. Its free.

Machismo is ruining the tech industry for all of us. Equally

John 104

Re: Seriously?

@AC

Women DO behave differently. They are just horrible to each other in different ways that men are horrible to each other.

Uncle Sam's boffins stumble upon battery storage holy grail

John 104

Coal

It comes from Coal. Or Nuke. Some lucky ones get hydro. So, most of the idiots out there who think they are so green are driving coal or nuclear powered cars.

BBC telly tax drops onto telly-free households. Cough up, iPlayer fans

John 104

Taxation Without Representation

Well, not quite without representation, but certainly taxation for services not utilized.

Last time this happened there was a tea party. I guess you could all sit around in a room and watch TV together? Not as dramatic, I know.

Samsung is now shipping a 15TB whopper of an SSD. Farewell, spinning rust

John 104

Expensive

But you are missing the point. As larger enterprise storage moves to SSD, the consumer grade devices will fall in price while growing in capacity and reliability. I see this year as the year I convert all my home machines to SSDs. No need to buy a new PC or laptop when you can gain huge improvements for a couple hundred.

Salesforce.com storage fail causes lengthy outage

John 104

So much for HA

Embarrassing that a company as large as salesforce doesn't have better redundancy in their architecture.

IBM slices heavy axe through staff in the US

John 104

Effing H1B

Nothing against foreign talent, but when talented people are axed and visa holders get to keep their jobs, only for less pay, I get really pissy. Just wish there was something that could be done about it. However, the laws are made by elected officials. Officials are elected by way of back room pay offs by the companies who hire the H1B folks in the first place. So not much hope.

Bruce Schneier: We're sleepwalking towards digital disaster and are too dumb to stop

John 104
Stop

Stop Now

Stop saying World-Sized Web. Now. Seriously. It's awful. We already have the World Wide Web, I think that is a sufficient descriptor.

Building a fanless PC is now realistic. But it still ain't cheap

John 104

Simple Solution?

Build it how you want, fans and all, and point noise cancelling tech at it. Just put a speaker in the case, or just outside of it and cancel the appropriate frequencies. Done.

Or like mentioned above, put it in another room and extend your ports.

Microsoft scraps Android Windows 10 bridge, but says yes to Objective-C compiler

John 104

Microsoft Still Clueless on Mobs

Microsoft no longer positions Windows 10 Mobile as a mass-market challenger to Android or iOS, but instead is pushing the platform for business devices.

They just don't get it, do they? Corporations buy less and less mobiles for their employees. Why spend on hardware when your employees will spend it for you? It's a BYOD world and those devices are Android and IOS. End of story. Only the die hard fanboys or people who get them for free use WP.

BOFH: This laptop has ceased to be. And it's pub o'clock soon

John 104

At this point, I think it would be well received if Simon were to do a BOFH on dev ops...

Who hit you, HP Inc? 'Windows 10! It's all Windows 10's fault'

John 104

Re: Argh! - EPSON

@tekHedd

You know, I've never had a problem with HP printers. I had an old school inkjet (512 I think? all in one cartridge) for probably a decade. The drive belt finally disintegrated. It was a sad day! That's when I bought the Epson.

Never had any failure to feed issues with any of them. Could be climate related in your case though? I suppose I'm a loyalist to a degree, but I can't fault them for not being reliable, which is why they are the printer of my choice.

John 104

Re: Argh! - EPSON

@AC - Epson Printers

I bought an Epson MFP once. It printed wonderful color pictures. Scanned whatever. Copied whatever. Up until the ink in one color ran out. Then EVERYTHING stopped working until I put a new cartridge in. There is no requirement for ink to scan something, yet they put this stranglehold on users to force them to buy consumables. Fuck em. Went out and bought an HP color laser printer and gave the Epson away.

Had that printer for a number of years til it finally died. Then I bought another HP printer. It is going strong. I might suggest that the HP printer business is flagging because of the superiority of their product. If it doesn't break, there is no reason to buy a new one...

And, I'm doing my part. I bought an Envy last fall. Nice bit of kit. 5 months on and I'm still loving it.