* Posts by Youngone

1580 publicly visible posts • joined 30 Jun 2009

Don't break your swanky new Motorola Razr, you probably won't be able to get it fixed

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I suspect this particular model won't have too many buyers, due to the massive price and the very negative reviews.

It's official: In May, Microsoft will close the door, lock the vault, brick over the entrance of dreaded Windows 10 1809

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Re: And yet it still lives...

I just ran Winver on my corporate laptop, and got version 1809 (OS Build 17763.973).

I'm not sure what to think now. This laptop works fine.

Dual screens, fast updates, no registry cruft and security in mind: Microsoft gives devs the lowdown on Windows 10X

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Re: Not a desktop replacement for Win 10 then

From the looks of the device it is a replacement for your tablet.

I might be interested if it is cheap. But it won't be, so they'll sell 12 of them and scrap the whole project in a year or so.

Xerox ups bid in hostile takeover of HP Ink to more than $36.5bn

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Re: HPOX?

It may be an attempt to consolidate the industry to the point where competition is limited.

They will then be able to raise prices to pay off all the debt.

Over the Moon? Not quite: NASA boss has a good whinge about 'counterproductive' Authorization Bill

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Re: Boeing, Boeing

I would argue this bill is an attempt to pour money into Boeing to make up for all the money they will lose on their 737-Max debacle.

Protesters backing Huawei's CFO Meng Wanzhou during her US extradition hearings were 'duped paid actors'

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The flaw in their plan

They forgot to distract the journos with some free booze

SAP co-CEO: I'm leavin' on a jet plane... Davos knows that I'll be back again...Oh babe, I hate to go (back to work)

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Virtue signalling

Some extremely wealthy man drives an expensive car (which he probably did not even pay for) to a meeting where he helped divide the world up for profit.

Let's not pretend these people care a jot about climate change.

New SAP co-CEO 'runs simple' to Davos in Mercedes hydrogen car

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Greenwashing

An extremely wealthy man drives to a meeting where he discusses, with the rest of the ruling class, how to divide the world up for their maximum profit

The fact he did so in a non fossil fuelled vehicle is a minor detail.

Pomp and ceremony: When the US Secretary of State meets Oracle overlord Larry

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Re: Why would Larry discuss the dreaded JEDI project with Pompeo?

money will go a long way in this administration.

Or indeed any administration.

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Re: Why would Larry discuss the dreaded JEDI project with Pompeo?

Mr. Pompeo will no doubt be seeking some donations, but with the way the US government works, I suspect Mr. Ellison will be giving orders rather than asking anything.

As George the Second said "You gotta dance with the one what brung ya".

In his case it was the oil industry, who funded his election, then wrote his energy policy.

That's Huawei we roll: Firm claims it's slinging 100k of its pricey, China-exclusive Mate X foldable phones each month

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Samsung Executive

A Samsung rep later explained to the Yonhap news agency that Sohn may have confused sales figures with sales targets.

Maybe he doesn't know the difference. It wouldn't surprise me.

Of course he may have just been lying. That wouldn't surprise me either.

Is it a make-up mirror? Is it a tiny frisbee? No, it's the bonkers Cyrcle Phone, with its TWO headphone jacks

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Re: "Roll"

...he is wearing headphones and listening to a very old Genesis song, yum de dum de dum.

Supper's Ready then? Sounds like it.

Uncle Sam prepping order to extradite ex-Autonomy boss Mike Lynch from the UK

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Re: Consistency Is The Hobgoblin Of Small Minds

I am assuming the US is not taking any chances here.

They will need to get this guy one way or another and don't want to rely on some other country's courts.

Europe to straggle Japan, China, US and Korea in 5G adoption stakes

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Re: I still don't understand

I see ads on TV for 5G (which we don't really have yet) telling us it "will enable new technologies like driverless cars" even though it won't.

Beardy biologist's withering takedown of creationism fetches $564,500 at auction

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Surely it's not out of copyright? He only died in 1882.

Think of his great-grandchildren.

No ghosts but the Holy one as vicar exorcises spooky tour from UK's most haunted village

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He also took 9 for 52 in the first innings at Brisbane in 1986.

Loathed Aussie mining magnate Clive Palmer punts libel sueball at YouTube comedian

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Good on ya Aussie

I worry about our Australians friends sometimes, and then they go and not vote for Fatty McFuckhead despite all the money he threw at them, and I feel better.

If they get rid of that weird racist lady now, that would be good.

Australia didn't blame China for parliament hack in case it upset trade relations – report

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Re: Can the "Five Eyes" be trusted with attribution

It does make sense for Mr. Bridges to make contact with important members of the Chinese government, that is true.

The head of their secret police is an odd choice however.

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Re: Can the "Five Eyes" be trusted with attribution

Australia has the same problem New Zealand has. They need to balance their relationships with both the US and China.

The leader of New Zealand's main opposition party has just come back from visiting the head of China's secret police. He took with him the Chinese spy who sits in our parliament.

I do not know quite what the Americans think of all that, but I don't imagine they're happy.

https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/political/398538/simon-bridges-reveals-what-he-said-when-asked-about-communist-party-of-china

The gig (economy) is up: New California law upgrades Lyft, Uber, other app serfs to staff

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Why draw the line there?

Probably just repeating what he heard on Fox & Friends.

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Re: Knee Jerk

My company was more than willing to make up for the benefit losses I would see in changing my status and I was quite happy with the proposed arrangement.

By benefits I assume you mean that awful shit-show Americans refer to as "health insurance".

In which case your employers will be happy to provide it until the moment you have an accident or get sick. After that you'll be on your own.

Fairphone 3 stripped to the modular essentials: Glue? What glue?

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Re: damp squib?

I can't believe there are 3 commentards who have never seen the IT Crowd.

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damp squib?

No, it's damp squid.

Apple's making some announcements! Quick, lay off 435 Uber workers

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Share Price

Uber's stock ended the day at $33.51

So the current shareholders are still hopeful some rube from the backwoods will buy their shares then?

UK plod could lose access to 79 million criminal alerts in event of a no-deal Brexit

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Oh ha ha! Good one! "Mismanage Brexit"

That sounds like you think there is a way to manage Brexit.

Big bang theory: Was mystery explosion over New York caused by a meteor? Dunno. By a military jet? Maybe...

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I knew it was aliens. Tricky bugger, yer standard alien.

The wheels on the bus go round and... Oh dear. Chancellor Sajid Javid unveils spending review

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His father was a bus driver?

My father was an electrician, but don't ask me to wire your house.

Uber, Lyft and DoorDash put $30m apiece into ballot battle fund to kill gig-economy employee benefits

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Re: Taxi Drivers Unite

If you regulate to prevent this type of exploitation, companies will have to find other ways of making money that support the additional costs.

So if Uber can't exploit their drivers they will need to exploit their customers?

That doesn't sound like a business. That sounds like a criminal enterprise.

Everyone remembers their first time: ESA satellite dodges 'mega constellation'

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Re: Dodgy Excuses

Conspiracy theory???

Has the ESA denied they are using this satellite to train foxes to wear bowler hats so that they can take over the world's financial system?

No, they have not.

WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!!!

Biz forked out $115k to tout 'Time AI' crypto at Black Hat. Now it sues organizers because hackers heckled it

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Re: "Yes, music"

I would pay money to listen to amanfrommars explain the Time Cube.

Alibaba: There's a trade war going on? Could've fooled us – just check out these swollen digits

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Re: All express has some great stuff

Sometimes it takes 4 or 5 weeks to arrive at my place, but it seems a bit churlish to complain about free shipping on a $3 pair of headphones.

This is not the cloud you're looking for.... Oracle's JEDI mind tricks work as Trump forces $10bn IT project to drop out of warp

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Let me get this straight

So if you don't like what the courts decide in the US now, you pay someone on Fox News to tell Mr. Trump how naughty the other team are, and he over-rules the court?

That's a really stupid way to run a country.

Dot-org price-cap scrap latest: Now ICANN accused of snubbing registrars with 'sham' public comment process

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Re: Question...

I don't think he moved, but ICANN may have taken lessons from him.

SUSE taps SAP exec Melissa Di Donato to become open-source biz's first female CEO

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Too Young

She looks way too young to run a big company, I mean come on, she's probably only 40!

Oh, I think I'm old.

Hip and modern IBM can't beat legacy kit and services IBM: That's four consecutive quarters of revenue decline now

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Tax is for the little people I see

net profit was $2.489bn after paying $1m in tax.

Goodness.

The Empire Strikes Back: Trump discovers $10bn JEDI cloud deal may go to nemesis Jeff Bezos, demands probe

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Re: Here is a first

I don't think you're wrong necessarily, it's just the fact that Mr. Trump wants to look into the deal because he doesn't like Mr. Bezos that I think is wrong.

There is also the bit:

In particular, the President is unhappy that he wasn't made aware that some Republicans had written complaints about the process to the White House and the military...

which makes me wonder if he has ever paid attention.

I suppose the Republicans' mistake was to write letters. They should have gone on Fox News.

Still seems like an odd way to run a country.

Patch now before you get your NAS kicked: Iomega storage boxes leave millions of files open to the internet

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Re: Computer says no.....

MY QNAS box has two NICs and can act as a gateway for the whole network, with DHCP, DNS etc but I don't really trust that device either, so it is behind a pfSense box and acts as disc space only.

Which is what NAS really means as far as I'm concerned.

38 billion reasons to say goodbye: Ex-Mrs Bezos splits from Jeff with 4% of Amazon shares in tow

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Re: Fair's fair

The problem might be the future ex-Mrs Bezos taking half of whatever is left.

She seems to have form.

I got 502 problems, and Cloudflare sure is one: Outage interrupts your El Reg-reading pleasure for almost half an hour

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Re: 'knocking Cloudflare over'

Wait, there are other websites?

Decoding America's spies: What does the NSA's cryptic memo really mean? Citizens illegally spied on again

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happened just months after the same cock-up led to millions of records being wrongly gathered

Is the bit that caught my eye.

I think cock-up is the wrong phrase. I think the system is working as designed.

After all, the last time the NSA was caught breaking the law there was no punishment, so why would they stop?

Buckminsterfullerene sounds like the next UK Prime Minister but trust us, it's in fact the largest molecule yet found in interstellar space

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Re: News?

You might think it's a long way down the road to the chemist, but that's nothing compared to space.

McAfee sues ship-jumping sales staff over trade secret theft allegations

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Re: Oh the Irony

"...A well-known antivirus security solutions firm does not implement USB access controls..."

And has staff earning a 6 figure salary who sends possibly incriminating evidence using their work email.

The Eldritch Horror of Date Formatting is visited upon Tesco

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Re: Dates? Don't talk to me about dates...

utter poopyhead

Steady on! Mind your language.

Who needs a supercomputer when you can get a couple of petaflops on AWS?

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Re: 3x cheaper...

Sometimes warships would simply stop merchant ships returning to port and steal their crews.

One of the reasons for the War of 1812 I think.

Still, that ended with His Majesty's brave troops burning the White House down, so a good result.

As above, so below: El Reg haunts Scaleway's data centre catacombs 26 metres under Paris

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I read that sub headline in Paul Weller's voice. I know you all did too.

Loyal subjects of Her Majesty will have. Not sure about our American friends.

Anyone else find it weird that the bloke tasked with probing tech giants for antitrust abuses used to, um, work for the same tech giants?

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Re: I'm shocked, shocked, that gambling is going on in this establishment!

I suspect the A/C is just pointing out that the US system runs on corruption.

What first attracted Ofcom boss Sharon White to the near-£1m salary offered by John Lewis Partnership?

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Re: damp squib

I was expecting so much more from the IT Crowd here at El Reg.

Ah well, maybe my pop culture references are for an older audience.

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damp squib

It's damp squid.

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Stop it.

Not very bright: Apple geniuses spend two weeks, $10,000 of repairs on a MacBook Pro fault caused by one dumb bug

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Re: I've done this

I hate my MacBook Pro

There was a time, not so long ago, when that sentence would never be uttered.

How times have changed.