* Posts by Crazy Operations Guy

2513 publicly visible posts • joined 29 Jun 2009

Mid East undersea fibre telco hacked: US, UK spooks in spotlight

Crazy Operations Guy

Re: Belgacom

The British Military Sat-Comm system is called SkyNet (at least some of those birds are still orbiting)

ISPs set to install network-level smut filters despite Lib Dem opposition

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Re: Compensation for correctly filtered

"So only those without the filter get to annoy the ISP or read what the government doesn't like. But that doesn't matter, because we've already established that they are all deviants that need kept an eye on."

how do you know they won;t be filtered too? The ISPs could easily have a basic filter that everyone is subject to and then the smut filter that you can opt out of. If someone notices their traffic going through the filter, they could just lie and say that is how the network is blocked; everything goes through that particular piece of equipment.

Torvalds: 'We're not doing Linux95 … for a few years, at least'

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"UNIX-compatible OS"

Oh god you're killing me!

I have a whole stack of HP-UX and zOS binaries that whenever I try to run on Linux will dump like it just ate a plateful of curry made with spoiled chicken and washed down with a gallon of water from a Mexican village.

Torvalds shoots down call to yank 'backdoored' Intel RdRand in Linux crypto

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Re: Idiots on the mailing list

If he is tired of idiots on the mailing list, then why not just set up a white-list for who can send to it? A lot of projects do this where only a small group is allowed to post to the mailing list but anyone can subscribe to it, in this case, limit the people who can post to it to just the kernel devs themselves and maybe one or two exceptions. And if these idiots are kernel devs, what is he doing letting people like that do such critical work?

But what do I know? I'm just a 'Masturbating Monkey'. http://article.gmane.org/gmane.linux.kernel/706950

Beat the UK's incoming smut filter: Pre-censor your grumble flicks

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Coat

Re: bzzzt!

Well not a zapper, but 'The Zapper' will kill your libido pretty quickly...

Mines the red velour coat with the DOOP patch.

Yahoo! web! traffic! BIGGER! THAN! GOOGLE! in! July!

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Of course its the same story with the Google toolbar and the Bing Bar, so it all evens out.

New tool lets single server map entire internet in 45 minutes

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And what would they do with the data? You could find all the SMTP servers, but you don't know what domains it serves or even if its just an exit server for someone's email system with the entrance being hosted by a third party.

You could do a reverse look-up on the IP address that respond, but you'll only end up with their external host-names so service providers' server wouldn't match what they host. The easier thing to do would be to just query DNS with a big list of domains and setting the type to MX.

German guardsmen growing mono-boobs from drilling with Nazi-era rifles

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Could very well be something in the treatment the wood got when it was first manufactured 70 years ago by forced labor, the chemicals going into them weren't selected for minimization of health risks...

Microsoft introduces warning on child abuse image searches

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That's what I've always thought. Its daft to think that "Viewing child pornography will cause you to go molest a kid" is just as daft as "Viewing pornography causes people to rape each-other"

Texas students hijack superyacht with GPS-spoofing luggage

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Re: Time to dig out the Sextant

Ships are required to carry a mechanical clock, which is accurate enough for navigation in open water without nearby landmarks, the atomic clocks are only used by the other idiot-instruments.

Crazy Operations Guy

Re: Time to dig out the Sextant

International shipping regulations require that ships over a certain tonnage are required to have a full complement of navigational tools (Water-proofed charts, Sextant, compass, star charts,etc) and the captain, first officer and second officer must be trained in their use.

Beside, any captain worth their salt can identify that they are off-course from just the stars or landmarks.

Russian cargo ship drops off spacesuit puncture repair kit at the ISS

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Re: The CO2 problem interests me

Ohio-class SSBN/SSGN submarines use a combination of CO2 scrubbers and electrolyzed oxygen from the sea-water (Although a lot of that is diverted to the missiles, the crew still get some). There are also emergency compressed air tanks to last for quite a while so a rescue can be effected if the sub loses power (Happens more often than you'd think, just ask the crew of the Kursk)

The Ohio-class is over-kill for its mission, but that's what you get from Cold-war era paranoia matched with the ungodly budget of the US government. To be fair, a lot of technology used for the life support was originally researched for the space program (or maybe it was the other way around)

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Joke

Air Mixture / Source

I think that would depend on who is gathering the air.

NASA: pre-measure everything and get each components to within 5 ppb of what is on the space station, spending millions of dollars for each pound of air

Russia: Take an air compressor and just grab the air outside of the launch facility

Japan: Pump the air out of the vaginas of school girls

Europe: build a facility dreamed up by a fashion designer on top of the Swiss alps to get 'only the freshest, hippest' air.

China: Get a few hundred children to breath into gas canisters and throw some lead or melamine for good measure.

Japanese police bust poker-playing IT boss for Android malware

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No fishiness

The Yakuzu, sorry, Japanese Government just wanted to get rid of the competition

Man who pulled gun during chess game surrenders to robot cop

Crazy Operations Guy

Re: Not very impressed

Repairing a robot is far cheaper than repairing a human being.

Plus this is Bellevue, the home of Bill Gates, Paul Allen, Jeff Bezos, Howard Shultz, and pretty much every other rich guy in the Seattle area; their police funding is through the roof.

Bad Vibes, man: Babble app chaps unwrapped in phish trap hack flap

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Viber

From that name I thought it was a company that made sex toys, not a chat service...

NSA chief leaks info on data sharing tech: It's SharePoint

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Re: "As you may know, sysadmins need removable media to do their job," Alexander said

"Except when the network card is broken. Or disconnected. Or misconfigured. Or Boot from LAN is disabled, etc. etc."

In any of those situations, all you;d need is a screw driver, the keyboard or a network cable.

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"As you may know, sysadmins need removable media to do their job," Alexander said

That is utter bullshit, over 10 years of managing a datacenter and I've never needed removable media. I have a network boot server that is just loaded with the DaRT toolkit, WinPE and a bootable OpenBSD install. Anything that can be done with removable media can easily be done with network-based utilities.

Only 1 in 5 Americans believe in pure evolution – and that's an upswing

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Pint

Re: I believe ...

So you don't believe in American beers then?

Feeling HORNY? RHINOCEROS INCEST project underway at Cincinnati Zoo

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Parsing Error

Exception detected near line 3:

Object 'DeviantArt' cannot be of type 'innocent'

PORNAGEDDON: Sexy bloggrs stung by Tumblr smut smackdown

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Gimp

Re: They just need 2 different search pages.

Or just add a check box for "Include Adult Content" to the current search engine, like everyone else does.

UK investigators finger emergency beacon for 787 Heathrow fire

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Re: Wait

The aircraft still has emergency beacons, the ELT is just more accurate than the others. A typical passenger aircraft will have 3 small beacons: 1 in the nose section, another right between the wings, just under the deck plating and one in the tail assembly, some of the bigger planes have more or attached as optional components depending on purpose of the craft.

Brazilians strip Amazon of brazen .amazon gTLD grab bid

Crazy Operations Guy

Re: Can I register .bastards?

the co.ck registrar is quite keen on that kind of thing and will deny you registration immediately and keep the registration fee for wasting their time.

IQ test: 'Artificial intelligence system as smart as a four year-old'

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Re: "... as smart as a somewhat-challenged four-year-old child."

Or my users...

Google and fellow ad-slingers PROMISE to starve pirates of oxygen

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Joke

Re: "principally dedicated to selling counterfeit goods"

What eBay doesn't have an counterfeit goods, just the other day I bought a genuine CYSKO router and a couple DILL servers.

Man sues Apple for allowing him to become addicted to porn

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Big Brother

Re: Somebody

That all depend on who you are listening to. The Republican party is all about personal responsibility and small government; on the other hand the Democrats are all for the government to protect the people and for a larger government.

Of course this is in theory, in practice its just a colossal cluster-fuck of yelling and mud-slinging.

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Re: The real problem

In the case of Civil Lawsuits, the judge will almost always force the losing party to pay the costs of the trial (Unfortunately this only includes the lawyers' expenses and not the cost to the government)

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A man who represents himself has a fool for a lawyer.

Crazy Operations Guy

Re: And...

Why not sue the first humans that copulated? Or the first micro-organism for possessing the desire to reproduce. Why not go back and sue the Big Bang for making the universe exist.

Human error blamed for toxic Russian rocket explosion

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Re: Techie Problem

How is that going to fix anything?

Microsoft splurges on single sign ons with Active Directory update

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Re: The world turns

> eDirectory knock(s/ed) spots off AD years ago quite literally. AD has always been just about good enough for pretty small set ups.

That is why you set up multiple AD servers and use sites properly

> The KCC bollocks annoys me intensely and it doesn't usually work properly without assistance and the speed of convergence is dreadful unless you force it along (yes I do know what I am doing wrt star and fully meshed topologies). It's frankly crap and unnecessary.

The hell are you talking about? Active Directory has no concepts of topologies.

> I see no evidence of multi in and outbound sync, different speeds for different attributes and a woeful lack of built in object types

Stop using Server 2000 and join us in the present

> You have to DNS federate everything.

Your point?

> As for the sheer number of naming attributes for a user object - it's arse.

You know you don't have to use them. They are there for the convenience of developers and admins and provides a handy place to keep user info

>The PDC emulator and the other FSMO things are awful hangovers from the old days.

If you don't use them, they don't do anything. They are there in case you have old systems or Linux boxes that need a PDC. Why are you so opposed to backward compatibility?

> Why the hell do you need a Schema Master thing anyway in this day and age

So you have a server with an 'authoritative' copy of the schema, that the point of it. Anything that is clustered / distributed require such a role

>and why the blazes do you have to register a .DLL to even see the bloody thing in a GUI?

Because you are still using XP, upgrade to an OS that isn't 10 yeas old.

>I'm bored of this - I can't even be bothered to get excited about whinging about AD any more. Yes, its popular but it's still shit.

Wahhh

INVASION of the UNDEAD ANDROIDS: Hackers can pwn 'nearly all' devices

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"In Windows 8 you don't have a thing that prevents you installing from "Unknown sources".

Yes it does, Actual Windows 8 apps have to either come from the Windows App Store or a System Center server configured by the system Administrator to side-load company apps. Even then with regular programs you still get the UAC prompt showing who signed the code, etc.

ICANN puts Whois on end-of-life list

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Re: I hope they don't break it

Its also how I look up the address of places I've worked at previously because very few of them have a proper "Contact Us" page.

Crazy Operations Guy

Re: Yup. Whois should definitely be going the way of the Dodo.

Its useful if that domain is unintentionally spewing spam and you need someone to yell at. I also use it to weed out bad domains (EG, of it was registered in the past month, then its unlikely its holding anything worth-while).

I just hope they set up a replacement with this kind of information at least giving out a 'Registered date' and 'Abuse contact' fields. Preferably having a confirmed-working email address for the abuse contact Even better would be 'You don't get an MX record for this domain if you don't validate your email address'.

As far as people getting my registration info, there isn't much I care about in there. someone could spam me all day long on my contact addresses and I don't give a shit.

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WTF?

Fixing something they broke

"The paper seems to suggest that one of the things that's 'broken' the Whois system is the proliferation of new gTLDs"

And who's fault is that?

*eyes ICANN hard*

Study: US iPhone owners tend to be rich, educated, white

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I won't put too much stock in the "More intelligent" comment

I mean they answered a phone survey and all...

Look out, fanbois! EVIL charger will inject FILTH into your iPHONE

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Re: Trusting ANYTHING plugging into a USB port....

Just snip the Data(-) and Data(+) wires on the USB Cable, I had an old USB cable that was broken, so I only wired the Power wires back on and my phone charges without problem. Nothing can get in wvia the power lines, so I suppose all my phones are no immune to this.

First 'adult' app for Google Glass planned 'within days'

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Re: Adult app

I saw a macro someone had made that used an Excel spreadsheet as a photo viewer by making all the cells 1px by 1px with no borders, it would then color in each of the cells to actually print out the image. Just give it some porn and there you go...

Happy 23rd birthday, Windows 3.0

Crazy Operations Guy

Re: "it is very rare not to have Notepad on a Windows system"

Impossible to not have it unless someone has been monkeying around in the Windows folder.

Massive EXPLOSION visible to naked eye SEEN ON MOON

Crazy Operations Guy

Re: Which way do we point the dish?

An object that size would have either bounced off of our atmosphere or burnt up before it hit anything , resulting in no danger to us earthlings.

Video services chug half of US net capacity

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Re: eh?

Amazon rents out CDN services as part of AWS, that is where people are getting that idea...

Intel Centerton server-class Atoms: How low can you go?

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Re: Single unit power? Think bigger....

Having a bunch of smaller units ends up being a lot more reliable in the long run (Eggs, Basket, etc). Especially when you want to patch something (Taking down only 2-3 VMs is a lot better than 16 or more)

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8 GB is enoguh for a few WIn 7 machines

I run my VDI instances on Server 2012 and give Windows 7 512 MB and allow to expand to 2 GB. I end up running about a dozen or so VMs on a Xeon E5 with 32 GB of RAM and haven't heard any complaints from the office drones that use them.

Hyper-V server 2012 will happily run with only 768 MB of RAM, and will usually only take about 300 MBs when lightly used.

Crazy Operations Guy

Re: @Trev - IPMI?

The Super-Micro IPMI is about on-par with HP's stuff, even more so when you consider that you don't have to pay out the nose for it.

Rules, shmules: Fliers leaving devices switched on in droves

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The real reason they want them turned off

Most aviation accidents happen during either take-off or landing, so they want you focused on the flight crew and what is going on rather than on your tablet and miss out on the "Please remain buckled in your seat and remain calm until the plane comes to a complete crash".

The concern about the electronics interfering with the craft's electronics started because they weren't sure (And devices back then caused orders of magnitude more RF noise than anything today). The warning was then kept as a scare tactic to keep you safe (Nothing convinces people to do something than telling them that fiery death will occur if they do not comply)

Really what they should be doing is telling people that they must remain alert and ready in case an emergency occurs without harping them on powering down their electronics.

The IT Crowd returns to Channel 4 for a final episode

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Re: I can only WISH we had this show

There was a short-lived version made for North America, but it was terrible and it never made it passed the pilot broadcast.

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Re: Its time to celebrate!

Overnumerousness.

Stealthy, malware-spewing server attack not limited to Apache

Crazy Operations Guy

Re: Not surprising Apache hacked?

It was determined that it wasn't cPanel as mentioned in the article. As for how they got it in, I would assume they downloaded source for all three, compiled and are copying/replacing the binaries to infect the victims.

Crazy Operations Guy

Re: root?

They sure do. I have seen it far too often, you get some idjit that believes that Linux server are invulnerable and also thinks that 'chown', 'chmod' and even 'sudo' are deep wizardry and never uses them instead opting to run everything as root.

The most common reason I see is that they installed some extension or library that requires more permissions than what the service account has so rather than sitting down a figuring out how to allow the additional permissions, they just run under root because it works.

San Francisco caves over mobile radiation warnings

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Re: Only in San Francisco!

The plastic bag idiots managed to get that passed in Seattle too. Now we are forced to either carry around or buy those stupid $4 re-usable bags (which some places won't accept if the aren't theirs)