* Posts by Crazy Operations Guy

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Spammer uses innocent hacked blogs to punt NAKED PICS of JLaw, McKayla Maroney

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If only society wasn't so hung up on genitals...

If someone leaked the love letters of celebrities, the whole thing would've blown over in a few days despite being far more personal (which I'm sure were also saved on the 'cloud' but weren't stolen, because no one would care). And its not the nudity, people have been capturing and displaying images of naked people for many millennia. Nor is it that these celebrities are any better looking than the women and men in pornography. No, the issues is that we as a society think its a novel idea that famous people have parts that are fun and enjoyable when touched and/or looked at, just like everyone else.

This weird idea will never go away, it seems to be part of our very psyche as humans; we are uncomfortable with how we look and spend our time focusing at how everyone else looks while pretending that unless we've seen them naked, that they do not have the same parts that we do.

Hot wet alien world discovered in constellation Cygnus

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Re: I Wish I Was an Artist

I see two possibilities:

An Astronomer decides to take up drawing and art as a hobby.

-or-

Some artists might pick up Astronomy as a hobby and end up making friends with the professionals (who then ask form drawings based off of observations)

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The Kepler Telescope

I sometimes wonder what would happen if we could go back in time and tell Kepler that in less than 400 Years, we'll send a telescope into space that lets us figure out the weather of a planet so far away it takes the light it reflected 120 years to get here. He'd think us mad, but then we'd probably say the same thing to someone 400 years form now...

Indian mom just loves it on Mars, tweets fave holiday snap

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Sounds like the ISA should get into the outsourcing business

Putting satellites in an orbit around Mars with a better record than anyone else for a fraction of the price; sounds like they can make quite a bit of money if they can keep it up, they might even be able to turn a pretty decent profit on doing so. I assume that a lot of the cost reduction is scrapping a bunch of redundant systems and aren't really needed when there are lives on the line, besides, they can throw 6 of them up there and 5 can fail and still come out ahead (and that's not counting the valuable knowledge we'd gain from the failure).

It makes me so happy to know that we (humans) can send a satellite to another planet millions of miles away for less than the price of a movie. And that isn't even thinking about the math and science that went into to learning how to do this.

Patch Bash NOW: 'Shellshock' bug blasts OS X, Linux systems wide open

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And they said I was crazy

They called me MAD when I replaced bash with ksh on all the company servers, well who crazy NOW, WHO!?

SpaceX Dragon cargo truck flies 3D printer to ISS: Clawdown in 3, 2...

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It'd be impressive if they could actually print a gun (Even on the ground) rather than a ridiculously expensive IED with an ammunition cartridge as an explosive element. Anything that is far more likely to kill the person holding it than even hurting anyone it is pointed towards is nowhere near being a gun.

The British Museum plonks digital bricks on world of Minecraft

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Re: Would this mean that...

By that logic, the British museum is also owned by the Architect who drew up the blueprints, any satellite imaging company, and anyone that has ever taken pictures.

Also, you can't trust the British, always going to other countries around the world; stealing the shiniest stuff they can find and sticking it in their Museums; and then when anyone complains: claim 'Finders, keepers'.

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@ MyffyW

He means the pubic transportation system in the video game, which is set in the US (can't remember if its NYC or LA). Their are numerous cities around the world that use the term 'Metro' for their public transportation systems (short version of "<city/county> Metropolitan Transit Authority"), and despite what you think, most of them came up with the name themselves and didn't copy the UK.

Who.is does the Harlem Shake

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Truer words have never been spoken. It should be tattooed to the hands of every programmer and written along the top of every developer's monitor.

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Headmaster

Re: What an awesome way to demonstrate a vunerability

"everything is awesome" Things are only awesome if they garner SOME amount of AWE from observers of the item at question.

Bill Gates, drugs and the internet: Top 10 Larry Ellison quotes

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Very good at what he does

Its just too bad that what he does is a blight on the internet... Much like Oppenheimer, et al. and the atomic bomb: excellent work, but it all went to the worst things in their fields.

He's a great CEO, excellent public speaker and has a knack for seeing the direction things are going; its just that is too bad that its been with Oracle and not something that complies with standards and hasn't become a gigantic bloated elephant...

SpaceX blasts a mischief of mice, a 3D printer and a cuddly toy* into SPAAAACE

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Re: 3D Printers in SPAAAAAAACE...

I wonder what the labor laws are in space... Next thing you know, the Chinese will blast hundreds of children into space to make things while paying them slave wages. Perhaps that is what their doing with their space station....

Why Oracle CEO Larry Ellison had to go ... Except he hasn't

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Re: Hardware

The problem with Microsoft's attempts at making a DB-based file system was that they wanted to do more than just store a database on it, what I meant was not a file system, per se, but of just taking the data out of the database itself a slapping that crap right onto the disk itself

My intention for the processor design was to have a heterogeneous processor architecture, there'll be a couple standard chips in there to do some management, but a huge number of SQL-specific cores thrown in there too, similar to modern supercomputers and using GPU to do the heavy lifting. Also, hadn't heard of teradata, I'll go give them a look.

Yes, Linux and Solaris have 45+ years of OS expertise, but almost all of that is on things that aren't databases. I mostly mentioned ditching it since the GPL would cause a huge legal clusterfuck. AS for drivers, you;d only need a very small number when designing new hardware (with proper hardware design, the drivers could be pretty tiny). Network stacks aren't all that hard to write (I've built a few myself to run on controllers) especially when you know what is going to be sitting above it.

In fact, if everything is set up correctly, it wouldn't be so much of an OS, just enough code to:

take in a packet,

verify permissions,

pass the command to the processor

verify results

Pass the packet back to the requester

It'll all be a walk in the park if they hadn't layed-off all the smart people they got from SUN.

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Hardware

The problem wasn't the hardware, its that they didn't know what to do with it. Like what HP is doing: they have a bunch of neat parts, but don't know how to put them together. With HP, they have a full Data-center stack: networking, servers, storage, desktops/laptops/thin clients, software (OS and management) and even racks. Yet there is no compelling reason to buy their kit other than it all being form the same shop.

The Old Guard is dying while white-box companies are stealing their lunch, all because they are moving away from what made them successful: making premium kit that when put together gives massive boosts in performance, and becoming the gold-standard.

Oracle was built on the concept of proprietary and the performance stemming from that, trying to embrace open-source and standardized hardware will kill them (I'm certainly not saying that would be a bad thing...).

Oracle tried to get into the commodity hardware market when they should have moved more towards specialty hardware.

The first thing they should have spun up was to create a whole new architecture to optimize the software:

*Build a new File System specifically for databases, possibly to the point where partitions/directories/files no longer exist, only databases/tables/lines

*Build a new processor centered around SQL commands, allow database locations in place of addresses, etc.

*Forgo Linux and Solaris in favor of building out their software to run directly on bare metal

iOS 8 Healthkit gets a bug SO Apple KILLS it. That's real healthcare!

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Re: HealthKit

Ah that brings me back to my childhood... I loved spending weekends assembling their kits. They made a much more beneficial impact on humanity than Apple can ever hope for (Mostly because the Steves developed their talents to the damn things).

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WebMD

Why is that blight still around? It does nothing but waste doctor's time trying to convince people that something is just a rash or simple injury that will go away in a day or two rather than some serious or really obscure disease.

Now that they have an app, queue the horde of people swamping hospitals freaking out because they exercised and the WebMD is telling them they have an elevated heart (Which is made worse y panicking about it, preventing it from returning to normal....)

PLEASE STOP with the snooping requests, begs Google as gov data demands skyrocket

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Re: phrasing

For me, its a bit ambiguous in that is it an *additional* 150% or 150% of what was seen last year. EG if 2013 saw 1000 requests, did they see 2500 or 1500?

Israeli spies rebel over mass-snooping on innocent Palestinians

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Re: In God's Name

I always thought that fighting in the name of your god is huge insult to that god, like they are too weak and cowardly to do it themselves.

Microsoft buys Minecraft for $2.5bn. Notch: I'm getting the block outta here

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Re: Kerching!

Yes, because typing 'java minecraft.jar' is some real elite hacking...

In a spin: Samsung accuses LG exec of washing machine SABOTAGE

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"So who *was* it made by? I happily pay a premium for domestic appliances that last a very long time."

A couple different brands: mostly Bosch and Siemens, but other times it'll be a Maytag or other brands that aren't selling well (but their cheaper counterparts are).

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A buddy of mine runs an appliance store chain and does demonstrations where he'll drill a hole in the door of a washer, put a rope through it and tie it the other end to his truck in order to drag the washer a couple hundred meters. After which he'll patch the hole with some duct tape, plug it in and run the damn thing (He sells quite a lot of profit those days, more than enough to make up for the cost of the now-damaged washer).

The washer was made by neither Samsung nor LG, in case anyone is wondering.

SanDisk's record-busting 512GB SD CARD will fit perfectly in your empty wallet

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@ Mr C Hill / @ Ol'Peculier

Let me re-phrase: the professional photographers I've worked with.

They tend to be on the younger side and have developed their skills when cards started becoming really cheap where a card that'd last you a whole shoot would cost about $15-20.

Crazy Operations Guy

Professional photographers will typically use a fresh card every shoot and never delete anything off of it. Cards are so cheap that they either just swallow the cost of new cards or charge them to the client. The card would then be set to read-only and kept in a file box somewhere for the remainder of time (mostly as a secondary back-up). That and professional photographers will carry two cameras anyway to prevent data loss form corrupted cards and a whole host of other potential issues.

CryptoLocker-style ransomware booms 700 PER CENT this year

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Re: We need a good backup solution - so back off

I assume by 'one brand of software' you are trying to say 'Windows'. But there is no reason why a Crypt-locker variant couldn't be made for Linux, OS-X, Android, iOS, etc.

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We need a good backup solution

These thing would be ineffective if proper backup systems were in place. The bigger problem is that all current backup solutions are crap for consumers. Maybe something for cloud-storage providers to offer now that 1 TB is becoming the norm.

Cops apologise for leaving EXPLOSIVES in suitcase at airport

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Re: Why no tracking device?

My thinking is that Governments are run by people; people are idiots; therefore governments are idiots.

Crazy Operations Guy

Re: Really?

"I'm no conspiracy factualist but how come every large "terror" event in either the US or UK in the last ten years has been either during or right after a "drill""

Drills happen all the time, the chance of a drill occurring within a week of a significant event is near 100%.

Being 'known' by an intelligence agency is nothing significant, it only means that they got on a list or two for one reason or another (Usually really simple stuff like buying fertilizer with a high nitrogen content; looking up weapons and explosives online; or sometimes just reading middle-eastern news sources).

As for 'a mate was recruited'; the intelligence agencies will buy lists of people who have taken cryptography or information security classes and send them a generic letter/email/phone call and ask them to apply.

The threat level was raised due to the anniversary of Sept 11.

Airports don't give out replacement suitcases, but some airlines do. The suitcase used for the drill was probably given a tag by that airline, but was missing proper passenger info and thus ended up in the airline's 'lost and found'.

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Why no tracking device?

If I was in charge of any amount of explosives, let alone 230 Grams of the stuff, I would require it be equipped with a GPS+Sat transponder anytime it left my sight. They have devices like that in the goddamn SkyMall catalog FFS...

There really is no excuse for things like this. Although every time I see something like this, it reinforces my beliefs that government conspiracies are complete malarkey (If they fuck up this badly on a drill, how badly would they be in trying to pull of a major operation)

spɹɐʍʞɔɐB writing is spammers' new mail filter avoidance trick

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Re: So...

"Who in their right mind is going to click on a link in something that they can't read?"

Quite a few people if you preface the link with "Free Phone/tits/games/celebrity tits/money/sluts."

Now if someone were to come up with a game where you win money, women, new phones, or pictures of nude celebrities by navigating a pixellated bird between obstacles, we're all screwed...

Found inside ISIS terror chap's laptop: CELINE DION tunes

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Black Helicopters

Re: Celine Dion?

"Anon for obvious reasons :)"

Doesn't matter, the CIA/MI6 know who you are anyway and have put you on all their watch-lists...

SAN-free, NAS-free? Scottish PHDs lift kilt on how they'll pull storage out of the aether

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Compliance issues

So what will happen when a regulatory agency comes by for a quick audit and asks: so where is your information physically stored? I've been asked that a couple times from the German Works Council; my company has dedicated servers and encrypted network links and we still hear 'Gutentag' coming from our colons a month later... I'd hate to find out what would happen if that same data resided on a laptop that was later taken with a sales guy to China.

Fedora gets new partition manager

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Re: Is there an option to have more than one partition?

"What distro is that?"

The one that rhymes with Dead Rat...

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Is there an option to have more than one partition?

I am tired of cleaning up Linux boxes that have crashed because the disks fill up due to /etc, /home, /opt, and /tmp being on the same damn partition. I've had to clean up numerous servers that have refused to boot under their own power because some application lost its mind and started cramming endless streams of stuff into /opt/application and now the kernel can't write to /var/log. OR the countless desktops that the users filled /home and now most of their applications won't even bother starting up.

Nude celeb pics wrongly blamed for DDOS at New Zealand's largest ISP

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"Point to Google's DNS servers"

And give them even more data to sink their claws into? Hell no!

This is why I set up my own DNS server that pulls root.zone from http://www.internic.net/zones/ and just connects to the zone masters directly, doesn't even need to bother the root servers. It cuts out the need for quite a few steps and tends to give much faster responses, no more ISP page redirects, no tracking, and best of all, I can completely ignore the new gTLDs.

Want to buy a Woz-made Apple I? If you need to ask the price, you can't afford it

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Many were made and several are already in Museums (There are two or three in the Smithsonian, one has a hand-made case)

Besides, its not like Woz can't just whip out the ole soldering iron and make another; the technology isn't lost, the Apple 1 didn't use any custom parts, and when the device was made isn't so important for a museum, just the historical significance of the original device.

You can thank Brit funnyman John Oliver for fixing US broadband policy, beams Netflix

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WTF?

Wait, what?

I am failing to see the connection between a comedian making a statement on Net Neutrality and that comedian being the primary force behind the policy change... I would think that all the other campaigning by the EFF, Open Rights Group and countless other organizations did many orders of magnitude more to pressure the FCC. So either Hastings wants to suck up to John Oliver (Oh and piss off everyone that actually did work towards this) or he is one hell of a deluded man.

Ironically the only way to see John Oliver's show is to pay out the nose to a cable/SatTV company to get HBO....

Jony Ive: Apple iWatch will SCREW UP Switzerland's economy

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Re: It's FAR too early to judge

So Apple TCO is really just an idiot tax.

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Re: When a design is essentially perfect why change it?

So sharp corners near the trackpad on and easily bent pieces near the ports on MacBooks is 'Perfect Design'? And why are they still using soft, easily scratched and warped Alumin(i)um? Everyone else has gone to sturdier and lighter Magnesium and Carbon alloys for their systems.

And why does everything have to be plain silver? Does Johnny have some kind of fetish for a plastic white Apple logo in the middle of a field of nothing but boring, plain matte silver? Did Rainbow Bright touch him in his no-no area when he was a kid?

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Re: It's FAR too early to judge

"Apple gear is as overpriced as you think when you start looking at a TCO"

That same logic is how I ended up looking after a bunch of stupidly expensive Oracle machines that have so far cost the company millions more per year than MS-SQL boxes they replaced...

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Huge difference between an iThing and a Rolex

In reality it isn't that Apple devices are luxury good, scarce Apple products are. All Apple products depreciate rapidly starting from the day of launch; owning an iPhone the day after it is launched is a huge deal, where buying that same thing two months later is nothing to write home about, and don't even get me started on the previous model.

On the other side, an old Rolex is just as valuable of a status symbol as one that was made today, and if its in very good condition, even more valuable. A well taken care-of watch would show that not only did you have enough money to buy it in the first place, but that you've also maintained enough wealth to get it properly maintained.

New Lumia mobes nudge Microkia ever closer to biz customers

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"Microsoft has deprecated Exchange as a PIM."

That was a huge mistake, at least if they could have relegated it to being an add-on module.

The ideal solution would have been to create a product to handle all employee-generated data that would replace the PIM in Exchange as well as handle documents and settings. Essentially make a private version of the account syncing services that are now part of Windows Live and OneDrive.

Done right, it would sync data between the employee's documents folder and their phone while providing the company a method to track where that data is stored, where its been sent, and the ability to delete that data if required (assuming it stays within company-controlled assets); it would also allow an employee to report a lost or stolen phone to the company, the company would then remote-wipe it, the employee would then receive a new phone with all their documents, apps, and settings already in place.

Shitty what? Almost half of MPs have never heard of Tech City

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48% of 105 MPs, does not compute.

48% is 50.4 MPs, so unless they've cut on in half... I'm assuming that they mean either 50 or 51 MPs (Using either number would have been easier, shorter and clearer, but whatever). So they must be rounding like idiots.

Or maybe they are counting one as the half-wit that they are...

Cyber-hoodlum tripped, fell, landed in Obama's Healthcare.gov server

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Joke

Re: They've got their heads in the sand..

"The entire IT security industry has been joking about it since it went up!"

It was actually up long enough for someone to attack it?

Sex is great in books, lousy in apps, says Apple

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“a living document that will evolve as we are presented with new Apps and situations”

To me, that's code for "We'll make arbitrary changes to it so that we can get rid of people we don't like"

Not even CRIMINALS want your tablets, Blighty - but if that's an iPhone you're waving...

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It might make me look like a yuppie...

... but I've taken the tack of using a Bluetooth headset to operate my phone while the phone itself is either secured in my laptop bag or in a buttoned pocket of my suit jacket. I've never lost a phone, but I have lost a few headsets; but losing a $30-40 headset is a far better option than losing my phone filled with company secrets and personal information.

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Re: Lots of stats, but...

I would imagine that the thieves' ethnicities would be in similar proportion to those of the population at large.

Dropbox cuts cloud storage prices $10 per terabyte, matching Google and Microsoft

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@Charlie Clark Re: Don't shoot the messenger!

Does it work offline?

Yes, and selecting what is and isn't can be configured on a per-file and per-machine basis

Can you mount it as a file system and, therefore, encrypt it yourself?

Not directly, but you can create one or more VHD files and store them on there and mount them on your machine and use whatever file system you want.

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WTF?

"1 TB (1,000 GB)"

Either they were a hard disk manufacturer in a past life or they don't know what a Terabyte really is. Given their definition, do they mean:

1,000,000,000,000 Bytes (IE 1 TB = 1000 GB, 1 GB = 1000 MB, etc)

Or

1,073,741,824,000 Bytes? (IE 1TB = 1000 GB, 1 GB = 1024 MB, etc)

Anyone who does the former should be fired...

out of a cannon....

into a brick wall.

Oz biz regulator discovers shared servers in EPIC FACEPALM

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Re: Get used to it. It's the future.

I've found that, in government, the people who want the job the most are the last people that should have it...