* Posts by Jim 59

2047 publicly visible posts • joined 24 Jun 2009

Memo to open source moralists: Put a sock in it

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Regarding the Mother Theresa/Gates thing - it's an interesting question. I guess the difference is that Gates enriched himself in the process, whereas Mother Theresa didn't. He gave to others after his own wealth was assured, she spent a life picking people up out of the gutter.

That sounds more depricating of Gates than I intended. He is to be hugely commended for his generosity, and only he can know what it feels like to give so much away.

Amazon staff toiled in 100°F+ warehouse

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A lot of people saying they did X in a temperature of Y but their conditions were easier than the warehouse even according to them.

Could they have expanded the night shift I wonder ? Indeed is it any cooler at night there?

Windows 8 secure boot would 'exclude' Linux

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Apple vs MS

Actually, most punters flock to Apple's main competitor, Android, mainly because it is more open and bit cheaper.

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Happy

Not likely

This has no chance of happening, because nobody will want it except for some MS executives. Good of the Cambridge lads to raise it early though, to save MS further dissapointment.

Why do these traders get billions to play with, unchecked?

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Arbitrage

Arbitrage and trading are just activities aimed at profiting from price fluctuations. They are socially useless activities with a zero sum gain. It sounds harsh, but a roadsweeper contributes more to worldwide society than the poshest of posh city traders. He delivers clean streets. They deliver, they contribute, nothing, net. They generate no wealth and add no value. And any tax they pay is just tax that was lost elsewhere.

Off-the-shelf servers spar with million-dollar storage arrays

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Deduplicaion

Why does nobody mention dedupe in VMware stories ? The storage is basically holding 1000 copies of Windows 2008, right ?

Nissan Micra DIG-S

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Good

Looks nice and the built in satnav, trip computer etc is good at that price. What a shame Britain gave up on the car industry becuase it was too hard.

Netflix: How to completely screw up

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Monopoly

It sounds like NetFlex is just flexing its monopoly muscles.

AMD spills secret to World Record clock speed

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Nice

Great. Shame the video was so stylised (purple lights, tricksy camera, baseball hats). Makes it hard to take the effort seriously.

Star Wars: The Complete Saga Blu-ray disc set

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Crusry special effects

I find it easier to believe in the old Airfix effects than the modern CGI rendered.

Winklevoss twins: Zuck on our salty nuts

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Rowing

Yes, I was dying to slag off their rowing, but closer inspection shows they did okay in the Beijing 2008 coxless pairs. No medals but they came 6th, beating the Great Britain pair by 4.4 seconds. Respect. (Australia won gold).

Anti-gay bus baron rages at being stuffed in Google closet

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Jenny Lives with Eric and Martin

@ Nigel Whitfield - yes, that is probably the book I was remembering. It's fair enough to say the tabloids exagerated, and that the book was provided to teachers and not children. But it was a children's book, not an adults', and it is hard to believe that that the council did not intend children to read the book or have teachers relay it to them, otherwise why put it in the aschool? At the time it was thought that this amounted to advocating a way of living to very young children. Hence the controvesial clause.

Much has been made of this clause ever since, and many on both sides of the argument fail to see the difference between promoting tolerance of something and promoting the thing itself. Leaders onboth sides have taken advantage of this confusion for political ends.

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Soulter not demoted (deliberately)

Like any concept, homosexuality can be spun or propagandized. The legislation was introduced in reponse to a few schools advocating homosexuality to very young children in a rather over-the-top way. One book in particular caused uproar IIRC, but memory fades.

I just realized Google's huge additional power to propagandize anything by adjusting their listings. Wow. I don't think they scuppered Soulter though. After all their listings contain web sites *far* more disturbing that his.

Hacker defaces Irish Catholic paper: 'Gotta love false hope'

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Atheism was a central part of Soviet ideology, as was the supression of any opposing viewpoint. Nazis were not religious. They had a policy of "cleansing" hyms and religious songs, removing from them any traditional Christian meaning. (I want to Google this but it might look dodgy searching on those terms from work!)

The Crusades, the Inquisition - I am pretty ignorant of these matters, but I agree the West has wronged the world many times, eg. the Irish famine of the 1840s, the Indian uprising, etc. etc. And the Church has done bad things in both ancient and modern times.

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Atheist Utopia

Doubtful. The USSR was officialy atheist, and the most aggressive and oppressive state in history. It was born out of history's greatest pogrom with religion-hating Stalin killing over 40 million people after the revolution.

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Hackers

Are these proper atheists - ie. the thoughtful, intelligent sort, or just the bafoons who think they are cleverer than everybody else ? Judging from the vandal's comments it would seem the latter.

Sid Meier's Civilization

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Iraq

If the 1991 Iraq invasion felt like "the start of World War III", I guess you are lucky enough not to remember the USSR under Brezhnev circa 1980, Greenham Common, CND, "Protect and Survive", "Threads" ...shudder.

"...completely kickstarted the turn-based strategy (TBS) game genre". - Former players of Lasersquad , Rebelstar etc might have a different view. Good article though.

'Satnavs are definitely not doomed', insists TomTom man

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Built in satnav

Cheaper cars will always be available without built in satnav, just like they are available now without air conditioning, though air conditioned cars have been around for 70 years.

Built in satnav is great but the map updates are typically £200+.

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@the above folks

For the low cost of a GPS, it seems sensible to buy one and rest easy that ALL map data is right there in your glove box, immutable, forever, with no dependancy, no complication and no further cost. I am on about basic models without the posh "live" services. A fixed contract is still a cost - even if you use it for other things, you still have to spend the money.

If smartphones can store for example all european map data just like a GPS, that's cool too, I never knew that.

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Agree

Nobody has mentioned the major problem of smartphone GPS, viz:

- the phone does not contain maps, it downlopads them as you go

- which places you under the anxiety of mobile coverage. How's that in Glen Coe ?

- and costs you money every mile.

On top of which, sometimes it is just better to have 2 devices for doing 2 different things in 2 different places.

Windows 8 to boot in 8 seconds

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New/Old machine

Boot times of brand new, empty PCs were never the issue. The problem starts when you install a few things. A Windows PC takes longer to start every day, until users dread turing the thing on. Many non-expert users just assume their PC is slow becuase it is old. They buy a new one and are delighted how fast it boots. Some of them use a clean-up service with similar effect.

Windows' long boot time is largely down to the loading of an ever lengthening list of "zombie craplets", and the necessaity to have malware protection in the background. The OS isn't stable enough to undergo many hibernate/wake up sessions, it will always need rebooting now and again, so long boot up times will remain a feature even with this clever mod.

Hey Commentards! [This title is optional]

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A title is still better

Using a title makes your post easier to read, and therefore more likely to get read IMO.

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Question

The Register forums - do they run on Windows or Linux ?

Christ appears in phone advert, secular authorities act

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Haringay

AC's post brings to mind the teacher in Haringay who recently justified her school's lack of religious observance by saying that mentioning "Jesus" would exclude those of other faiths. On the contrarry, I would describe learning about other people and their faiths as "education".

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Allah

"Depictions of Allah aren't allowed..."

I was not aware that Islam had any problem with depictions of Allah. Perhaps the author intended to say "Depictions of Mohammed" ? Is a correction by El Reg in order ?

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Appropriate

Things like this are better described as "innapropriate" rather then "offensive". The trouble is the ad sends mixed messages and could appear to be saying almost anything - maybe encouraging contempt for a UK minority, maybe just being funny as the wonk suggested, or maybe spitting on the faith of billions worldwide. Basically, it's all best avoided if we all want to live in harmony.

Painters wrap Forth Bridge job after 121 years

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Confusion abounds

Evidently we are all having a quiet day. I thought it was "Forth Rail Bridge". So does the Visitors Centre at forthbridges.org.uk. Wikipedia allows both "Forth Bridge" and "Forth Rail Bridge", but what do they know?

Admittedly "FRB" was a step too far.

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Which one

And which Forth bridge are we talking about ? "Network Rail" is the clue. Not the graceful FRB then, but the pleasingly chunky FRB.

Hurry up with webcams in courts, says Sky News boss

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London

Right on. Nothing sums up the parochial scope of the London media (excepting El Reg) better than that weather map. It really says it all. They would be shocked to learn that the vast majority of the population do not live in, near to, or ever visit London.

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In Court

If I go to court, I am not sure I want to be tried in front of ten million people. That seems less in the interest of justice and more in the interest of Sky advertising revenue.

No pain, some gain: Ubuntu Oneiric Ocelot examined

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Mobile phone

Dear Ubuntu, thanks for turning my £700 laptop into a £100 mobile phone.

LaCie CloudBox storage combo

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Nice review

Presumably all the data is encrypted ? Otherwise who is going to be happy entrusting their "important office documents" to some random coorporation ?

I like these NAS devices in general, but its about time they came with built in encryption across the board. Even then, I would only backup to the cloud stuff like music, not my private files.

How are we going to search our hard disks now?

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DIY search

If you are keen, tools are around to dump Office and PDF into text formats which can then be searched. My perl script uses this and it works but it's still poor compared to the professional indexed searching we were promised years ago.

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@Craiggy

Command line antics with "find" and "grep" won't search your documents, PDFs and spreadsheets. And shoving a binary file into grep will fail and likely bork your terminal session. Gone are the days when we kept our data in text files.

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Desktop search

I agree desktop search (with privacy) is highly desirable. I use a perl script in the absence of better tools (on Linux) but it asn't a patch on proper indexing.

Backup tools could perhaps stand in here. They have to read every file periodically, so could build up a search index almost as a side product.

DNS hijack hits The Register: All well

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Grauniad

These "hackers" smash a load of windows, digitally speaking, and the Grauniad contacts them the same day and politely publishes their comments ? That's innapropriate. There was no angle here. It was mindless vandalism of other people's property. The fact it involved computers does not change that. Hey, Turkguvenligi, why don't you GET A JOB like the rest of us.

VCE goes for Zaphod Beeblebrox management style

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TV Adaptation

Well done Reg for using a TV adaptation pic and ignoring the heartbeakingly bad movie.

UBS tells IT contractors: Take a 10% pay cut ... or 100%

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Business is business

Contractors are independant businises, just like RBS. They could adopt a similar stance. Accept the offer, find a new contract, then give the client a similar ultimatum, with 12 hours to decide, ie. they must agree to a 10% price increase or else. However, this is a silly way to do business. RBS are being silly, and could suffer if they acquire a reputation for sharp practice. Ultimately, contractors will just see them as a risk and charge more to cover it.

VW Scirocco BlueMotion Technology TDI 140

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Pricey

Good MPG but 23.5k for a small family car - too much.

Neato Robotics XV-15 vacuum cleaner

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Hoovering

If those behind-the-sofa pics are typical, it's clearly not worth buying. You would only have to get your hoover out to finish the job, and end up hoovering the whole lot by hand. I hope these robots improve eventually. I hate vacuuming and would pay $$$ for an effective robot pal.

- needs side brushes

- needs an extra narrow nozzle for some areas, so more intelligence

- needs to know the plan of the whole house. I'm not messing around with magnetic strips

- and much more, as Clarkson would say, "Power!"

Marriage makes women get fat, divorce does same to men

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Marriage / divorce

It's no secret that women do better out of divorce than men. They get the man's family and his home, for a start, then part of his income for decades. I've never been married. But a divorced friend told me that divorce deals are *so* one sided that divorce actually becomes an attractive option for women, at least materially. He thinks it encourages divorce.

For women, a divorce means the loss of a husband only. For a man, it means the loss of a wife, loss of child contact (often orchestrated by the wife flouting court orders) and the ruination of every area of his life.

And married women bulge out due to "less time to exercise" ? Oh please. That assumes they were big athletes before marriage. You sure it is nothing to with liking cornettos and not having to go out and attract men every Saturday night ? Question is, why is it not the same for married blokes ?

Google unleashes Street View upon the Amazon

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Water pics

Yeah there will be that one picture with the crocodile, and another with some children waving from the bank. Pictures of a million acres of tree stumps and JCB diggers will perhaps not make it due to lack of disk space.

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sharing

"By teaching locals how to operate these tools, they can continue sharing..."

Hows about just leaving them alone ?

National web-2.0 dogturd photo scheme goes live

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Can I rant about cats for a minute

Sorry, this is completely unrelated. But there are too many cats, their poop is dangerous and uncontolled, they kill massive numbers of garden birds. I am sick of removing crap and dead bodies from my garden.

Ten... outdoor gadgets

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Binoculars

One outdoor gadget I would recommend, though it is mighty expensive, is a pair of image stabalizing binoculars. I have a small pair of Canon 10x30s. Prior to a big holiday some years ago, I wandered into a shop intending to spend £60 or some cheap pocket binoculars. One look through these Canons and my attitude was recalibrated. Yours will be too. Basically you press a button and the image stops shaking. Never an impulse buyer, but these were a good buy. Google "cannon 10 x 30 is"

Canonical ARMs Ubuntu for microserver wars

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Microcomputer

Makes sense somehow. We had the "microcomputer" after the mini, maybe the "microserver" is next. On another subject, perhaps the microserver will become the standard "always on" device in the home, replacing games boxes, media servers and the chunky servers enthusiasts have in their lofts. I have plenty-fast webserver at home, it takes only 4 watts. Plug computer, runs Debian.

Sony preps Luke Skywalker-style digital binoculars

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Peeping tom's hardware

Time to order those black-out curtains.

Man builds gadget to silence annoying TV pundits

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Community

Set the word to "community" and lose your weekend.

iPhone users richer, brainier, more tasteful than Android-ers

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Text driving

iPhone users were dumb enough to text while driving. That is the only bit of the survey that is not humourous.

Facebook flashplodder to appeal against 4-yr cooler stint

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Punishment

Some looters have been sent for a quick chat with the socialology "professionals" before being sent home. Others are locked up for a ludicrously long period. Why can't we just punish offenders appropriately, according to the offence ? Is that too sensible or something ?