* Posts by Jim 59

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The moment a computer crash nearly caused my car crash

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ROTM

This story doesn't make sense. Your front wheel "spun wildly out of control" but you "never noticed the wheel spinning". The car "completely stopped responding to input" but you then attempted to cross a railway ? In these circumstances, an appropriate response would be to pull over and phone for assistance, not to endanger life by carrying on.

And if the facts are as you report them, then tell us what car it is so we can avoid this death trap. And so the manufacter can issue an alert/recall. Did you perhaps exxagerate a bit ?

Woz's key to success: Burn the tie, wear T-shirts to work

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Done is better than perfect

Heard the interview. One phrase which resonated with me was "Done is better then perfect". Something to remember for us engineers. However, I wonder what would happen if you said that in an Apple interview ?

Re counterculture - this might have had some truth when Steve was in his early 20s but the revolution is long over and informality is dominant. To be counter, you would have to wear a 3 piece suit and address your colleagues as "Mr...".

Nokia exec: Young fashonistas 'fed up' with iPhone

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The kids have calmed down

If The Youth of Today™ becomes jaded, it is Facebook, Web 2.0 and other fashonware that will sink, not Apple. When your product is no longer The Latest Thing™, it has to survive in the cold glare of merit. Facebook is no longer fashionable. Everybody is bored with knowing their chum just ate an egg sandwich.

Iran displays video footage of captured US spy drone

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"quite sure all they pilot are camels and carpets."

Arab countries less tehno than the West but generally better at handling life. Eg. they don't have our alcoholism, obesety, family breakdown, crime and general misery. Perhaps we should pay more attention to their 7000 years of civilised experience. They were eating off marble tables while we were still painting our faces blue.

"Oh Dear, that is typical of the attitude of superiority that leads to very embarrassing consequences - Twin Towers anyone ? Never underestimate your enemy."

AQ was not an enemy of the USA before TT, and therefore not treated as such.

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Soverignity

Damn right Chad. Except that as a British citizen I have to accept that my country is the most aggressive in history, that we have had a war with every other nation on earth (except Portugal), built the most extensive empire ever known, colonized or conquored left right and centre, including all 3 nations mentioned in this story, initiated oil exploitation in the middle east - ...etc etc. You get the point.

But go ahead, lecture the USA on soverignity.

RED MOON to GO DARK tonight in Pacific eclipse

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Alan Quartermain

Nice sub heading with an idea borrowed from the second edition of King Solomon's mines. In the first edition it was a solar eclipse but Haggard changed it to be more astronomically plausable. I don't get invited to many parties.

New Turing petition calls for criminal pardon

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Is Genius an excuse to be allowed to break the law with impunity?

No, obviously not, even if the law is unjust. Turing did not break the law with impunity, and nobody in this forum has suggested that he should have that right.

It's a little depressing that AC was marked down 32 points just for posing this rhetorical question. He was promting discussion with question, not saying he wanted to personally castrate Turing. It seems that our less intelligent commentators want to castrate AC just for speaking, while at the same time making attractive remarks about freedom of speech and democracy.

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Apology

Turing was a great man and it is right and appropriate that he was given an apology for prosecution. Britain repaid his heroism with apalling and cowadly treatment.

But I am not in favour of him steadily being changed into an icon for gay rights. While there might be nothing wrong with that in itself, we do not remember him not because he was gay, or because he commited suicide, or because he was a competative athelete. Those facts are noteable, but we remember Alan Turing because he was a brilliant engineer, scientist, codebreaker, and a hero who shaped the course of history for the betterment of others. That's why we have those statues and museum exhibits: as a "thank you".

2011's Best... Cars

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@Dave 15

Cruise control worsens economy ? It is difficult to imagine how that might be so. My annecdotal experience is the opposite. The biggest fuel hogs are accelleration and braking (because it wastes momentum and demands subsequent accelleration).

Re pointy front ends - these are now disallowed by European pedestrian safety regulations. Bummer.

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Tech

I find cruise control takes away the temptation to speed.

YouTube morphs into TV-wannabe with a splat of social goo

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where the shadows lie

"Either way, Google wants to lock in its users to its entire online empire by having one account to rule them all."

All for your convenience. And not at all so that Google can more easily track, re-assemble, control, monitor and spy on you on line.

Roberts reveals radio with raunchy recording features

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DAB

Is sounds good for a DAB. But DAB is a poor technology, offering excessive weight, high prices and large power consumption. In a straight race, FM would beat eventually beat DAB out of existance. Due to vested interests the govt will cut off FM in a few years.

Silverlit Spy Cam

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Lady

Forget it sonny, she likes only helicopter pilots.

Navy pays 2x purchase price to keep warship docked for 5 years

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"The fact that military equipment has inflated in price faster than other things is quite well shown by the fact that at the time of Trafalgar Britain had no fewer than 22 triple-decker heavy line-of-battle ships and a further 69 two-deck, seventy-four-gun battleships all on active status - some 91 capital warships ready to fight, then.

That was just Britain's wealth and sea power over the last 250 years, nothing to do with the relative price of tanks vs tractors. In the 19th century Britain dominated the planet. Not any more.

Yes contractors rip off governments. It was the same in Nelson's day no doubt, and fortunately for us, it happens in other countries too.

GCHQ spooks' code-breaking puzzle solved

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Public / Private sector

"... starting salaries of £50k+ in the private sector ...pay rises and the ability to get salary band increases..."

Anyone who thinks this has not read a newspaper since 1984.

"a Public Sector job, therefore subject to wage freezes, pension hammerings etc. and you can see that it is far from appealing."

Historically, the public sector offered an excellent pension and job security, but lower pay. The private sector offered a reasonable pension, no job security but the highest pay.

The world economy changed. Private sector pensions dissappeared around 1997 to 1999. Wages dropped as labour was globalized. For well over a decade now, the public sector has held all 3 trump cards: higher average pay, lifelong job security and a guaranteed subsidized pension. Public sector workers are thus a privileged part of society and they want to protect that privilege. I don't blame them but their argument doesn't have a leg to stand on. And we just can't afford it, now or in the future.

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Executable

I kind of assumed the code would be equally breakable by anyone, not that it would just be a filter for assembler programmers. If the code had been based on Tesco stock numbers, they would probably have got loads of people from the Tesco warehouse.

Facebook disses Effin Irishwoman

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Facebook

Seriously ? Facebook devs don't know about lookup tables ? Or exceptions ? Or if...then statements ? Eg they couls allow Effin only if the county is Limierick. Go on a course you chumps.

Geek seeks cash for Top Trumps-style CPU game

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Awesome

Go back 35 years for the most awesome TT ever - TANKS. The best tank was the one with the giant bridge welded on top. And no branding tat.

The BBC Micro turns 30

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Elite

A fond 80's memory of mine was storing about 30 games on a C60 cassette and writing on the tape inlay the name and index number of each game. Worked great.

@nemo2000: You remember obscure commands across 3 decades and yet it is hard to recall that "wget" switch from a fortnight ago. Poke 65495,1

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Nice Keyboard

To reply to those rather good rebuttals of my first comment above:

"The BBC also the best BASIC and was the fastest machine of the bunch even though there were other 650x machines."

The speed of its interpeter was a selling point, but the fastest BASIC at the time was Locomotive basic, as incoorporated on the Amstrads. Locomotive also featured real time interrupts and windowing among other programming esoterica. For exactly half the price of a BBC.

"You might not have cared for 80-column displays...". You could have 80 columns for £400 (BBC) or £200 (Amstrad again).

The BBC was a likeable machine. In hindsight though, all the connectivity hardware was perhaps a mistake. I guess they thought that computer literacy would be all about electronics. Very laudable, but electronics can be learned more effectively with some breadboad and a few cheap components. The computer buying public was more interested in programming, games and business applications than in soldering up an interface for a Turtle.

By 1984 Acorn should have brought out a Model C with a crushing spec for £200. But they didn't. Result ? We now have to listen to Alan Sugar on The Apprentice instead of Chris Curry.

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Nice Keyboard

The BBC Micro was solid with an excellent keyboard. And that's all. In the harsh language of technical specs, it was gainsaid by systems costing literally half the price. What the BBC Micro did have however, was the entire resources of a broadcasting coorporation at its disposal.

Result ? A torrent of free advertising unequalled in history. In early 1982 there were only 3 TV channels in the UK, two of which were controlled by the BBC. Both carried "The Computer Program","Making the Most of the Micro" and "Micro Live". Although well made, these were indeniably 30 minute infomercials for the BBC Micro. Radio 4 played its part with The Chip Shop, and TV news programmes often features "stories" centred around the BBC Micro.

Other manufacturers could not afford a 30 second advert on ITV.

As the article says "Acorn went from a company with a turnover of less than £1m in 1979-80 to revenues of more than £20m within two years. That paved the way for Acorn's September 1993 flotation on London's Unlisted Securities Market, a process that made Chris Curry and Herman Hauser millionaires."

Nice. But isn't advertising supposed to be illegal on the BBC ? And didn't the hapless viewers pay for those adverts with their license fees ? And didn't the same viewers pay again for the huge DoI subsidies to Acorn ? And then pay again the princley sum of £400 for the end product, which they had already paid for to be built and marketed ?

Other manufacturers, without help, were able to outsell the BBC Micro on merit alone.

In hindsight, the literacy project should have been aimed squarely at the mass of the population, not at schools. The chosen system should have been a cheap-as-chips device for everyone to program at home. It should not have ened up as a hyped product with premium pricing.

James Bond savages the Kardashians

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Turdspurt

Has the above now permanently dissappeared from the Reg thesaurus?

How digital audio ate itself and the music industry

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Quite Interesting

This article is good overall, though it makes some annoying Stephen Fry-like statements, for example:

"So don’t ever let anyone tell you digital systems aren’t noisy – digital audio depends on analogue noise patterns to mask the presence of its own artifacts, granulation noise."

Digital systems aren't noisy. The noise floor of digital audio is infinitessimal compared to analogue, regardless of dithering. And what is "analogue noise" ? Did the author intend to say "random noise" ?

British Library sprinkles digital dust on dusty newsprint

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Great

...but nothing from the last 60 years?

Cabinet Secretary: Freedom of Info law stifles policy confabs

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Meetings

Any individual, worldwide, can request to see the minutes of Cabinet meetings ? Heavy.

Nokia's Great Lost Platform

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(by tradition)

Oh please. See the little words in brakets ?

Regardless of the last 10 years' debacle, Nokia is by long tradition and adaptable and mercurial organisation. As any Finn will tell you, they started off making tyres and bog roll, then changed to mobile phones almost overnight. They need that "quick change" quality right now and no mistake. If there is any of the old spirit left, they might do it. I learned this working for Nokia in Finland. Can I go under my rock again now ?

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Nokia

If there was ever a company cut out for Open Source, it is Nokia. They are a free-thinking, quick changing, fast acting organisation (by tradition), everything Microsoft isn't. They need to dump Windows' Ass quick and get right into Linux or some other open kernel.

Exoplanet ranking suggests INTERSTELLAR WAR imminent

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this horrendous guff-blast

That's a pretty apt summation of all Web 2.0 !

iPhone 4S is for failures who work in coffee shops - Samsung

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iPhone

Apple have sold the iPhone largely on "Image" and "lifestyle", and accusations of pretentiousness go with that territory. If you are too fashionable and end up believing in your own image, somebody will blow a big rasberry sooner or later, which is what samsung have sone in this ad. Apple should probably take it in good humour.

I have never used a smartphone.

Man nearly faints with relief as cops drop chopper charge

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Man walked into a bar

"I've walked into a bar with an axe"

Wow. If you did that in the UK, you would be descended upon by the doormen yapping into their pockets, the local police, fire brigade, coastguard, SAS etc etc.

Ofcom denies privacy to drunk-dial-and-drive trucker

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Punishment

"This guy was bang-to-rights and deserved all he got.".

No, he didn't. He deserved to be treated exactly the same as all other offenders caught doing the same thing (phone, drunk driving in HGV). However, his punishment was many times worse than theirs. On what legal basis ? Note that "because I hate him so much", while understandable, is not a counter argument.

Personally I would like to see mobile phone usage punished as severly as drunk driving, and even "hands free" kits should be illegal. I was terrified by an oncoming CRANE driver on Monday morning wandering into my lane while looking at his mobile on a narrow stretch of the A509.

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Privacy

"[the footage] ...were not an invasion of privacy as they happened in a public place"

Regardless of what highly paid quangees decide, these cop shows are obviously against the spirit of the law in filming people. Why should one wrongdoer, by being filmed and broadcast, suffer much worse punishment than another wrongdoer who committed the same acts but was not filmed ? On what basis ?

And who are Sky/BBC to dole out punishment to citizens ? Punishment is the right of the state only, it cannot be administered by individuals or organisations in a democracy.

Have to admit here I like watching these cop shows. And, yes, we woulod all like to head-butt this tw*t for phone driving.

Swearing fine quashed as teens have heard it all before

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Broken Window Theory

It's a subjective judgement as to whether loud swearing in the street can intimidate or alarm bystanders. In my judgement it can. As for the cops, I would disagree with the judge's assessment that the intimidating effect of having swear words shouted at you is removed if you have heard the words before.

The right balance is for the cop to put up with a modicum of swearing, to warn the guy he may be arrested under Section 5 if he keeps swearing, then do so if he does.

A seperate reason to punish loud swearing in public is that the law must be seen to react to it, both by the perpetrato and other members of the public.

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Broken Window Theory

Whether bystanders are familiar or not with swearing is irrelevant IMO. This judge needs to go away and polish his wig. Swearing loudly in the street in the hearing of strangers can be threatening and intimidating, and is rightly illegal. As for swearing at the police - they are citizens too and the law applies to all.

Judges who query trivial laws like this remind me of driving testers who fail a few more candidates to generate repeat business. This judge's actions will trigger a round of pricey discussion that may enrich many in the legal profession while leading to no tangable public benefit, no wealth generation, and probably no change in the law. Sorry about the cynicism.

£1m 'Nobel prize of engineering' named after the Queen

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Big up Scotland Engineering

Right on. (I'm English). Sometimes I think everyone in Scotland must be an Engineer or mathematician. They don't f**k about up there.

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" ...and always has been, poor"

A couple of people thought I was talking about engineering achievement in Britain, rather than the status of engineering vs other professions. Obviously Britain has always been at the forefront of science and enginnering. I wasn't talking about that. Is it the status of Engineering, and the Engineer, that is poor in the UK.

Most people in the UK don't know that Engineering exists as a profession. They associate "Engineer" with somebody who comes to unblock your vending machine, not a chap who desigs silicon chips. The media share this general ignorance and are happy to continue it.

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Engineering

The status of engineering in the UK and in UK culture is, and always has been, poor. It has never been viewed like the traditional professions: law, medical, military and even church. This puts us at a disadvantage compared to coutries where the reverse is true like Japan, the USA and Germany. Everyone knows this but the decades pass and we are unable to change it.

The "Queen Elizabeth Prize" is a good name. It would be more effective if a member of the royal family could study engineering. Having that splashed on the front of OK! magazine would help the cause moer than 100 prizes.

US nuclear aircraft carrier George Bush crippled by toilet outages

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Loos

As if life aboard wasn't uncomfortable enough already.

Think your CV is crap? Your interview skills are worse

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Job Market

@Pete 2. It depends on the state of the job market. Your post might apply in a jobseeker's market, ie. where there are more vacancies than candidates. But when the reverse is true, I would advise treating the prospective employer like royalty, rather than as "your potential new provider of money". In fact I would approach all interviews like that. First get the job offer, then scrutinize the employer and the terms.

I agree strongly with the point about admitting frankly to not knowing something. If needs be you can politely add that you know where to find the answer.

Jilted man swaps engagement ring for Halo suit

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Moving on

A bit daft but he's got the right attitude IMO.

Facebook boss-lady is up the pole on the glass ceiling

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@lotus49

Not necessarily true. As I was surprised to learsn recently, some parents can feel imprisoned and suffer from depression, even where the family life is outwardly happy, functional and prosperous.

IMO children should be seen as an extra, a cause for celebration, an add-on, but not a right, or a magic key to personal "completeness". And saying "no person can be complete unless they are like me" is narcisistic Horlicks.

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The tea cosy theorem

Ambition isn't the point. Women aren't any more or less capable than men IMO, but they are less interested in certain key fields. For example, In my old A level physics class, about half of the pupils were girls, and they did well. After that, on an Electrical and Electronic Engineering degree course, there were 60 men but just 3 women, of which only 1 (from Malaysia) completed the course.

Add to this the biology of childbirth, and there are bound to be more male captains of industry than female. There's no need for any puzzlement or hand-wringing about this. It doesn't mean men are better than women. And it doesn't mean we should tell girls they are rubbish unless they become ball breaking super scientists/cops/soldiers as per their TV role models.

Modesty Blaze award:

"I need my kids to constantly remind me of what matters most in life, and how little any career attainments actually mean. They keep me humble, and happy (and usually in that order). And they are what makes my work meaningful, because I work for them, not in spite of them."

Humbleness does not crow about itself in a national magazine. And if you work so tirelessly for your childrens welfare, how can you also say the career on which they depend doesn't matter ?

Bagged salad contained decomposed AVIAN CORPSE

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Bleach

I stopped eating bagged salad after discovering they wash it in chlorine. It's not the chlorine, it's the thought of what was so dirty it required bleach ?

The new touchy-feely Doctor Who trend: Worrying

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The problem with Eccleston...

...is that the Doctor is supposed to be an eccentric, not a hipster. An odd Doctor is more satisfying and believable than one who dresses, talks and behaves fashionably. Eccleston should have been a little less Die Hard and a bit more Ford Prefect.

Pertwee had the intelligence/authority thing off to a tee, and was a little bit frightening himself perhaps, at least to children. Baker, he had that voice.

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Great article

1. John Pertwee

2. Tom Baker

3. Everybody else

My home is bugged ... with temp sensors to save me cash

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Relation

The author is obviously highly committed to this area, but uses too many abstruce references and concepts for a general Reg audience. Perhaps future articles could be written in a way more understndable to the outsider ?

LED lightbulbs are super but aren't they still colossally expensive ? And in fact rather heavy on the juice ?

iMeasure.co.uk seems well intentioned but isn't it offering little more than a charting service ?

Computers are so middle class – Mark E Smith

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MIddle class

I can never understand playing musical instruments. It's such a middle class thing.

Go back to the future with Red Dwarf

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Funny

The original Red Dwarf was in that 3% of sitcoms that are actually funny. But being funny is very hard, and I guess we all know that these new episodes are more likely to be in the 97%. In addition, any new comedy must be seen to promote "correct" opinions, and this is a guaranteed laugh-killer.

Why your tech CV sucks

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"This must have been the most irritating article I've ever read on on here."

Good advice is often irritating. To preserve your pride, one approach is to (a) ridicule the advisor and then (b) secretly follow his advice anyway. To the letter.

And my advice to recruiters is: please stop beginning your candidate search by spamming 100,000 people about that IC design job in Basingtoke. Narrow it down a little. I don't want your email simply becuase I live in Silicon Close, or my name is Bob Asic, OK?