* Posts by Jim 59

2047 publicly visible posts • joined 24 Jun 2009

Gates and Allen reshoot historic 1981 Microsoft photo

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Stand back ladies, form a line

Right on dude. What woman could possibly be attracted to these billionaires.

Production-ready ZFS offers cosmic-scale storage for Linux

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zpool scrub == fsck

Excelent news, but Behlendorf's effusive contention that "...ZoL is ready for wide scale deployment on everything from desktops to super computers" just isn't compatible with the 0.6.1. version number. Love his enthusiasm, but admins should wait for 1.0 or higher before installing into production.

Regarding ZFS, it originally came with the absurd strapline "no known pathologies". Does that mean 100% bug free ? Unbreakable ? Perfect ? ZFS is none of those, and in practice seems no more or less stable than competitors like VxVM. Often a ZFS mirror will slip into "degraded" (unsilvered) state and the admin is none the wiser until he happens to type "zpool status". Repeated "scrubs" are then required to get the mirror back:

http://unixetc.co.uk/2012/01/22/zfs-corruption-persists-in-unlinked-files/ (my own blog)

VxVM and SDS show similar behaviour. LVM less often. ZFS is the future, especially once the dedupe features become generally available in Linux, and the performance hits of constant checksum calculation are sorted out. In some ways it's a shame that Sun marketing dept. ever pushed the "this system needs no fsck!" nonsense.

India’s outsourcers battle for customers in a cloudy universe

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Done well

"...a byword for getting things done well".

No. That was never part of the mix. Even the Wipro marketing department wouldn't go that far, surely.

Offshoring was all about doing things as cheap as possible and *good enough*. Sometimes that's the wise course. Often it isn't.

Televisions in living rooms now the fastest-growing internet platform

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CPU

Web TVs need *much* more powerful CPUs. Currently their grunt level is about half a Raspberry Pi and the user experience is like eating flour.

Oracle's new T5 Sparcs boost scalability in chip and chassis

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Oracle

Great to see the new systems and continued Solaris roadmap. It's just a shame how Oracle is treating existing customers, at least here in the UK. Some shops are transitioning to Linux just to get away from poor and expensive support. Not chucking Sun boxes out, just replacing them with Linux when it comes to refresh time. Others are buying OracleT4 kit though. (I've been a Sun admin for 20 years.)

Furious Stephen Fry blasts 'evil' Reg and 'TW*T' Orlowski

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Howler

Fry's explanation of the Turing Machine last week was for more accurate than his previous contributions to satellite navigation etc. It was a mistake for Reg to lampoon it and further articles should not happen unless he makes a genuine howler. Given that, I don't blame the chap for being overwrought at the injustice.

Fry is touted as a brilliant mind. His "brand" in TV involves amusing pedantry and the display of knowledge for its own sake. It is therefore amusing, and tickles our vanity, when he publicly gets it wrong in matters we would find trivial. Fry may be a brilliant mind, but even Turing would look stupid if he made pronouncements well outside his area.

Time for a Reg/Fry love-in I say. At least part of him wants to be an engineer. And after all, he is one if us, being a home computer freak dating back to the 80s. I look forward to a Fry authored article, long overdue in these mildewed pages, sprinkled with a few latin quips and hopefully the odd mistake to make him look human.

Dongle smut Twitstorm claims second scalp

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Wimminstruggle

She should have just politely asked them to shut up, which they probably would have.

The blog article carries some extreme views. Very extreme. Frighteningly extreme. All couched in a cool, monotonic new-speak in which old-fashioned ideas like friendliness, humility, reasonableness, cannot be expressed and therefore (for Richards) don't exist.

Reading it, I was dimly reminded of stories in which citizens of some totalitarian state are denounced to the authorities for tiny digressions which supposedly betray the perps as "traitors". She overheard a whispered conversation and just couldn't wait to denounce these chumps to the PyCon authorities, who took them away in a dark van to the salt mines. Meanwhile she posted their images all over the place, as an example to other citizens who may be thinking of making a joke or perhaps watching Benny Hill on YouTube. We have been warned.

ARM's new CEO: You'll get no 'glorious new strategy' from me

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ARM

"...doesn’t wrangle data and pass it off as a business model" - Apt comment, describes many web "businesses".

"Intel is throwing new Atom chips under ARM’s feet."

...meanwhile ARM is punching Intel in the face.

Insourced staff paid a pittance but don't want to leave

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Folding stuff vs warm/fuzzy

It all depends how enjoyable the job is and the culture of the company, Working in-house usually beats consulting, but not necessarily. Some consultancies treat their staff as humans, others are just poorly run sweat shops with 50% staff turnover. In-house is warm and fuzzy, but can become a hideaway for problem individuals just biding their time.

A job you enjoy is obviously wonderful, better than $$$. And having a good manager is probably the best perk.

Boffin road trip! The Reg presents Geek's Guide to Britain

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Take a big coat

You will be spending a lot of time in Scotland.

Just south of the border (I'm English), try these:

Newcastle (Steam turbine, Parsons)

Sunderland (Lightbulb, Swan).

Byker (reinforced concrete, Wilkinson)

Stockton (Steam locomotive, Stevenson)

HP re-elects all directors

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Hurrah!

Trebles all round !

Voyager goes off a (helio) cliff

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Nice.

Mind. Boggling.

The Lynx effect: The story of Camputers' mighty micro

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@Alan Firminger

You are bang on about the Amstrads but they came slightly later than the Lynx. In those days 18 months made a world of difference.

El Reg has developed a nice line in these well researched retro articles. One small objection:

"The 128KB was pitched at businesses and professional users, though you have to wonder now how many of these potential buyers would pop into Laskys or Dixons for their office equipment."

- Lots of them. In '82, computers were well out of the reach of small companies. Business men were as excited about the prospect of "computerising" the accounts as kids were at playing games. 80 column text, CP/M and a "real" keyboard screamed "business!".

Young model ruthlessly fingers upskirt iPad petshop pervert

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What a nerve

This guy had the audacity to crouch down and take obvious rude pictures, but not the nerve to just say "Hi" instead. Alas.

Reg readers reveal MIGHTY DOMESTIC DATA CENTRES

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Re: When you need a diagram ...

Things are so complicated these days, a diagram is sensible even for your AV setup.

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Won no Raspberry Pi ?

How much your "lab" is virtualised and how much is cast-off enterprise hardware seems to vary. As a *nix systems administrator, I get by with vmware, plug computers and the odd Pi. Dusty hardware stacks are the fate of network/cisco admins, and Windows chaps need licenses.

Google shreds Reader in new round of 'spring cleaning'

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Re: "concentrate on building great products that really help in their lives"

Baffling decision. GR is the best RSS reader out there and the Android App is great too. It saves me so much time and effort, use it for jobs, news sites, all sorts.

Sad. But on the upside Google will own us a bit less and that feels good already.

What RSS reader are we all shifting too ?

On International Woman's Day we remember Grace Hopper

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@J.G.Harston

I thought that was a joke before visiting http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hedy_Lamarr. In fact HOLY C**P!! That is amazing. And wonderful. Regarding the war effort and propaganda, was the War Office right ? I don't know.

Not comparing her to Admiral Hopper, but an article on Hedy Lamarr would be good.

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Dare and Do !

Good article. An interesting woman and deserving winner of the Defense Distinguished Service Medal and Computer Sciences, er, Man of the Year (lol), among many honours. Wonder where she hung that last one.

Unfortunately the author walks straight into a trap of desperate overstatement with this howler:

"1906... an age where women were supposed to be seen and not heard.".

After that the article settles down in to good solid, El-Reg stuff, before weirdly ending on a bootnote so irrelevant and tendentious one can't help wondering how balanced the rest of the article was. Hopper's success stands on its own merits, witnessed by countless awards and her lofty rank. Any Fact-photoshoppery, even with the best of intentions, is an unnecessary distraction and does no service to the Admiral's memory.

Bacon sarnies can kill: Official

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Cause <=> Effect ?

Could it be that very fat people tend to eat more bacon, and have a higher mortality rate for many reasons, among them the consumption of unhealthy foods, regular alcohol, lack of exercise, vitamin deficiency, tendency to diabetes, heart disease, allergies, internal organ damage, joint wear etc etc ? Isn't the report just stating the obvious, ie. some people care more about their health and some less, and bad habits will cluster round the latter group ?

How did they know the diets of the 26,344 deceased ? "Data" on the living was collected by survey - does that count as empirical measurement these days ? We all know people underestimate their calorie and alcohol intake, because it was in a recent survey, and...

Tesco: Every little (effort to kill Amazon, Spotify) helps

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flack wav

Any chance of selling uncompressed music ?

Twenty classic arcade games

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i vote for

Asteroids

Gorf

Missile Command

Quartet

Hey, media barons: The noughties called, they want their mobile tech back

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Re: And so?

No advertising = no capitalism = no job. We gotta have it.

But the most intrusive advertising ruins the medium it appears in. On TV, many people, including me, mute adverts the minute they appear, or surf away, or skip forward if possible. At football matches, those animated bill boards degrade the whole experience. On the mobile, almost any kind of ad is going to be too intrusive. Even when a page says "skip this ad...", I just skip the whole site.

Take that, freetards: First music sales uptick in over a decade

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Re: Music Industry

You make a romantic point AC and there is some truth in it. But the best music is professionally written and produced. Without the 'biz, we would never have heard of Elvis, or Fleetwood Mac or even Haydn (who was sponsored).

Same for film - who you want to watch, Daniel Day-Lewis in "Lincoln", or your local am-dram society filmed on a mobile phone ?

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Music Industry

I'll cop a righteous down-voting for this, but I can't agree that bringing the industry to its knees will be good for anyone. Professional music will die, and we will have to listen to amateurs. Without the £££, Sting would now be a teacher nearing retirement. Mark Knopfler would be a carpet fitter, or whatever, doing pub gigs and busking weekends. And his music would be poor(er).

All I am saying is that professional is better than amateur. You want a free haircut from Lester Haines ? No. How about some free shoes made by your father-in-law ? This post is not as good as a professionally written Reg article, because it is amateur.

Yes the biz ripped us all off wayback but enough already. Demand free products and you get what you deserve.

Strategic SIEGE ROBOTS defeated by 'heavily intoxicated' man, 62

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Good article

Very funny writing.

"...a bedroom in which the plucky oldster had decided to make his last stand"

and many other bits. I actually did lol.

Texan contends iPod EXPLODED IN HER FACE

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lol

"...a demon from the pits of Cupertino."

lol

Mind-melded rats could herald organic BRAIN-COMPUTERS

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Re: I'm no pro-animal-rights-maniac..

Agree. A pointless abomination. At first I thought they might be investigating nerve injuries but no, their ideas are more in the "perverted science" domain.

On the other hand, a flame throwing mind-melded reg-commentard beast would be a thing to behold. We could take over the world! Or at least make some pithy comments.

Happy birthday, LP: Can you believe it's only 65?

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CD

When they first came out, CDs were great. But why the annoying plastic boxes ? Why did the manufacturers not just put CDs into the same packaging used for vinyl ? It would have saved album art and we could have kept our old furniture.

Baby-boulder bowling burglar breaks Boulder Apple Store's $100k glass door

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4000 cds

Whoa. Ripping that lot would generate about 2.6 Tb of data. Ain't no portable mp3 player that big, not for another 20 years anyway.

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Re: $100k for a glass door?

A company that spends 100k on a shop door is destined for a fall.

Satanic Renault takes hapless French bloke on 200km/h joyride

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ROTM

At first I didn't believe this chump's story. Not sure now. My Nissan has keyless entry and the engine can supposedly be stopped with a long press on the start button. I hope. Are all these electronic aids removing our control in the last instance ? Even worse for people with automatics.

BBC blueprint to make EVERY programme on TV a repeat revealed

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Best of all

It would be great if the Beeb could just offer us a high quality "digest" of its programmes, on a regular basis. Then we could see our favourites without hunting, recording, surfing and so on. This high quality digest, call it a "channel" if you will, could be broadcast over the air, thus easily received everywhere, and-

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Broadcast

Sometimes I wonder why is the Beeb is so enamoured with all things t'internet. What is so wrong about just broadcasting stuff over the air ?

LibreOffice 4.0 ships with new features, better looks

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LibreOffice

LibreOffice is great but it looks fugly and feels ungainly. A drab, 1993 style UI spangled with random icons like a badly decorated Christmas tree. It won't do. Managers today like things to be shiny, snappy and above all slick, so give them what they want. LO should divert all coding efforts from the engine and into the UI. Heck, give them a ribbon if that's what they want, or a menu that spins around, just make sure it is smooth and fast.

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Re: meh

Well said. I agree that asking a small or medium sized businesses to write its own office code is daft. They are far too busy making tyre moulds, delivering coffee machines, chasing creditors etc. You might as well ask them to make their own shoes.

However it is not true to say "Hence proprietary software keeps winning out.". Look in a datacentre and you will likely see more open source than Microsoft. Most of the internet runs on open source (eg. Linux/Apache) including this forum.

Seagate squeezes out 4TB desktop monster

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Barracuda

Seagate have been hawking this "Barracuda" label since time began. It is kind of reassuring, but perhaps they could try a few more undersea names ? Shark ? Stingray ? Guppy ?

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Re: But at what price

Nice. These early Winchesters seem tiny to us but they were superb at the time, compared to using floppies. Like - Wow! The computer just saves all your data without you having to do anything!

The Register Android App

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Vulture and Robot

For some complicated sites, eg Ebay, an app is much more convenient. Better still would be if all sites ran good mobile versions. The fact that many don't must be down to cost I guess. The Register app looks okay but personally I will continue to use an RSS Reader.

Comments can be left using the app but there is no "My Posts" etc. etc.

Space station 'naut supplies Reg with overhead snap of Vulture Central

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Re: Cue enviro-tards...

If all those lights were switched off for a minute, Londoners would see Hadfield gently gliding across the Heavens...

Why you need a home lab to keep your job

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"He joined VMware in late 2012..."

So the WVware staffer is cheerfully saying VMware would like us to buy thousands of VMware rigs :-)

"Intriguingly, Laverick's call for a show of hands to discern if any attendees operate home labs saw several arms thrust skyward."

Intriguing ? A fair proportion of Reg readership has been doing this for decades, even before home networks became the norm. Mostly with visualization but we all know a boffin who has industrial hardware ticked away. Nowadays plug computers are on the menu too.

On the subject of training, isn't it the case that companies train young grads but expect us oldies to adapt our existing knowledge ? What say you young 'uns ?

BANG and the server's gone: Man gets 8 months for destroying work computers

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Acid

So a technician opened the server(s) on many occasions, replaced parts, without noticing anything untoward - Unexpected smell ? Caked fluid ? Funny marks ? A certain lack of limescale ?

Samsung: Never mind Steve Jobs, let's snap off a piece of stylus biz

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Or

or use a keyboard

BBC: What YOU spent on our lawyers in Secret Climate 28 debacle

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Beeb and Global Warming, sorry "Climate Change"

Agree with JayBizzle. Furthermore, the BBC needs a balance between independence and accountability. In recent years the Beeb's lack of accountability has led it down messy paths. Eg. The Beeb is tax funded but wants to do commercial activity. It is a public body but wants to pay itself like a private corporation. Its remit says "public service" but BBC programmes are ratings-driven. The remit says "political balance" but the Beeb outputs only "Guardian line".

Climate change - We have seen these shenanigans before, with CFCs in the late 80s and tobacco in the 70s. That is, 99.99% of scientists say "bad!" and 0.01%, say "good!". I'm with the 99.

Huddled immigrant masses face 'British values' quiz

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Re: History and culture

Seriously, Ole Juul hit the nail on the head.

Not so seriously, so did Lester -

"At which supermarket chain can you get 24 cans of superstrength fighting lager for a fiver?". lol.

Google reveals TAPE-TASTIC data centre in saucy vid

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Hey Google

Just pay your tax

Have Brits fallen for Netflix, or do they still LoveFilm?

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Netflix, Lovefilm, Blinkbox

These services are okay, but it's hard to get excited about an offering that serves up thousands of repeats in exchange for a lock-in contract. Broadcast TV seems to be about 80% repeats, often repeating the same material several times a week. Combine that with intelligent PVR ownership and series-link recording, and the public's appetite repeat TV is pretty well catered for.

Blinkbox offers the slightly more interesting possibility of pay-as-you-go.

Shiny, shiny! The window's behind me...

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Matte will rise again

"... I wouldn’t have this [matte finish] done to the windows in my house, the windscreen in my car nor the spectacles sitting on my nose. Doing so would make everything on the other side harder to see."

But you probably have curtains, tinted glass, coated lenses, curved surfaces etc!. I know you have curtains and not blinds, because...

The Spherical Cow lands, spits out Anaconda

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Installer ?

Lots of talk from Fedora and commentators about how the installer has been updated, as if that is a really exciting and important thing. Meh. It's a gui you use about once a year, and not even part of the OS.

Fedora 18 will be my default OS.

MEGAGRAPH: 1983's UK home computer chart toppers

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Re: Still have my Dragon32

poke 65495,1

Wish it worked on my laptop