* Posts by Jim 59

2047 publicly visible posts • joined 24 Jun 2009

Cultivated dope-smoking Welshman barred from own shed

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Good story

I will be down voted aplenty for observing that there is gathering evidence that years of weed smoking can result in mental impairment & brain damage. Sorry about that!

Hopefully the chap can rebuild his shed anon.

Not all data encryption is created equal

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Happy

Good article - but you worry too much!

Of all the on-line activities open to a hacker, breaking into someone's home network is surely the least interesting and poorly rewarded. He might spend 18 hours getting through your router, only to find that all the internal systems are switched off. He just doesn't know until he tries it. And if your NAS is on, is he really going to spend another 20 hours getting into it, only to find a slew of encrypted data ? If at last he gets the goods, will he really be that thrilled to be reading your wife's PDF of a flyer for last year's church garden fete ?

Somewhere on your network may be the holy grail - say a spreadsheet of your banking passwords. But you know and I know that it is probably on a powered-off system, in an encrypted password app in an encrypted container on an encrypted disk and you have put up so many other obstacles in the way that sometimes even you have trouble accessing it, what with those funny ports, key files, loooooooong passphrases and all.

All the hacker is going to discover is that you run one of the most secure home networks in Britain.

I think the key is to have many levels of diverse security, even within the network, so that the "egg" is hard boiled. Regarding cloud - unless you would happily give your front door key to Cloud Ltd, don't give them your data either. Regarding smart phones - I don't see why these should carry personal data, except for a few songs and pictures.

Google staffing boss: Our old hiring procedures were 'worthless'

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Re: World's cleverest company states the obvious

'Trouble is the Google chap speaks as if this information is being discovered for the first time ever, and by Google. As if nobody had ever studied the interview process before. Incidentally I have today discovered a technique for emptying an egg by putting tiny a hole in one end and then-

Norks taunt, yank Yanks' crank over PRISM: US is 'rights abuse kingpin'

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PRISM is nothing wait for the Snoopers Charter

Yes, His Corpulence does have a point here. He is just about the worst leader currently in existence, but even he doesn't have the brass neck to introduce a Snoopers Charter as powerful as the one Theresa May is obsessing over. Governments, eh ?

BT boss QUITS telecoms giant for front-bench gov job

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Another Economist

Can't see anything too wrong with this, but it would be nice to see an engineer or two in the government. Still, at least our beans will be well counted, even if we manufacture nothing

When to say those three little words: 'I am quitting'

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In summary

Don't work anywhere less than 1 year

When you leave be very nice about it

Get the new contract and start date agreed in writing before resigning

MySpace zaps millions of teens' tearful rants, causes wave of angst

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Re: Content you create but don't own

True, but it is still outrageous that Myspace binned users' data without warning. Google warned us in plenty of time that Reader as going, and allowed full download.

Windows NT grandaddy OpenVMS taken out back, single gunshot heard

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Re: Sad day

Dennis Ritchie (RIP) and Steve Jobs (RIP) are still slogging it out:

Jobs -> Apple -> ipod -> iphone

Ritchie -> Unix -> Linux -> Android -> clobbering time

Study: US iPhone owners tend to be rich, educated, white

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Study: US iPhone owners tend to be rich, educated, white

Er, US citizenry as a whole is rich, educated, white.

But they have taken that into consideration, of course.

Police 'stumped' by car thefts using electronic skeleton key

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Re: Not a new hack

Don't agree that cops are stupid or that ease of access explains the passenger-side attack. The cops have spent a lot more than 10 seconds examining the evidence in close up, and have probably solved hundreds of car theft cases. Attacking the driver-side would mean a longer stretch to the glove box but that is not significant in my view. And it would even give the perp more privacy for his rummaging.

Thirty-five years ago today: Space Invaders conquer the Earth

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Pengo ++

Also works a treat in MAME

(Durham railway station, since you ask)

My bleak tech reality: You can't trust anyone or anything, anymore

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Don't say password, say passphrase

A phrase is much harder to crack, and much easier to remember. Regarding password storage, I would never, ever put my password database on the cloud or give it to anyone else. Lastpass ? No thanks.

Ecuador: Let's talk about not having Julian Assange on our sofa

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@ Sir Sham Cad

Take your point re shifts and holidays. But every copper working a third of 24 hours and 0.62 of a year still gives over 35 cops on site 24 x 7 x 365. (170*0.33*0.62)

Could it be that the nice policeman are getting some rather shift payments ? Assuming 5 cops on site 24x7x365 corresponds to 25 different full time bobbies including hols and shifts. Sharing 3 million, each one has trousered circa £120,000 in 7 months, back of a fag packet...

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A lotta donuts

The MET spent £3 million in 7 months watching a building ? That's almost 14k per day. If an police officer earns £30,000 a year (£82 per day), they must have about 170 policemen on-site, right ?

How Microsoft shattered Gnome's unity with Windows 95

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Article reasonably well written but seems poorly researched, exhibiting almost troll-like qualities on occasion.

"desktop computers are going to merge into tablet-style touch-driven devices and disappear."

- No. Tablet / touch is a new market distinct from the the mature desktop market. Both will continue for the foreseeable future. Unless you want to use a tablet to write Reg articles ?

"[GNOME] takes the Linux and open-source community down a path of fragmentation they seem only too willing to venture down"

- Having more than one product to do the same job is known (outside the Windows world) as "choice". Some people like it.

"[Linux] infringing a worryingly precise 235 patents"

- of which Microsoft declined to name a single one. All American tech companies have hundreds of supposed patent infringements with all other tech companies, but never prosecute. This is a direct consequence of daft American patent laws in need of reform, discussed on every tech forum over the years. Get thee to Wikipedia.

Every reader will love this howler:

"Everything that unified GNOME 2, KDE, Xfce and pretty much every other desktop GUI in the world originally comes from Windows 95."

Er, no.

Forget tax bills, here's how Google is really taking us all for a ride

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Re: Google vs Reg

Sites like The Daily Telegraph do exactly what they say on the tin. Sites like google.co.uk appear to be search engines, but it is you who is actually being searched.

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Google vs Reg

As far as I know, Reg does not rummage through my data (like Gmail), shoplift authors' property (like Google books), data-mine my activities (Google search), re-identify my logins (Youtube), or follow me round the internet like a footpad, while running a world class tax avoidance operation and telling everyone else not to be evil.

Reg generates clicks through valuable content. Google is contentless.

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Good article

Well said. After all that the internet promised, it's disappointing to note that the biggest internet company in 2013 is an ad-broker who wants to own all your books, own all your photos, spy on your family, and listen-in to every conversation. I guess their constant lobbying against private ownership of data must be an example of not being evil.

Pure says two of the four tiers of storage are set to disappear

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Meanwhile

Tape continues to back up world. World continues to spin. Reasons being tape is cheap, humoungous, fast, removable, long lived, reliable, planet friendly, tough etc. Must be very annoying for Pure.

Hot new battery technologies need a cooling off period

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@Terry Barnes

Bang on !

Schmidt: Don't like our tiny tax bills? Google this... 'Change the law'

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Re: It's Ireland who get on my tits.

Love your forthright attitude JP. And while we're at it, lets flip off these other money grabbing tax havens:

Bermuda, Caymans, Gibralter, Anguilla, Montserrat, Caicos, Jersey, Guernsey, Isle of Man...

all of which are well known parts of a certain green and pleasant country in NW Europe.

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Re: Best analogy I've heard

Often they have technically broken the rules, just the rules are not enforced. Those who's job it is to enforce the rules are instead cosying up to the perps. It's become the norm.

Britain has become something of a world centre for international tax avoidance activities. As president of the G8, Britain is about to lead the G8 2013 summit, where tax avoidance will be discussed as a major agenda item. I assume we will be showing all those other countries how to do it properly.

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Re: Fair enough

Aggressive tax avoidance is obviously immoral, as it breaks the intention of the law. In the same way, dissembling, while not actually lying, is really just lying. When the perp's slogan is "Don't be evil!", I think whining is in order.

The govt. bears part of the responsibility for enabling avoidance. But the gross avoider is guilty too. Partners in wrongdoing often blame each other.

So you want to be a contractor? Well, here's how it works

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Re: Amen to joining the PCG

I was tempted to join the PGC but sorry, aren't they really just an insurance broker ? Their newsletter devotes a lot of space to IR35 scare stories while also carrying loads of insurance adverts. If they were independent I would be happy to pay £220 a year.

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Re: The one basic attribute ...

Where is QMC. What year ? And I thought VAX systems ran VMS, not unix ?

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Re: Ltd Co. ?

Good article, all good stuff.

Accountancy firms tend to advocate the limited company approach, because if you have one, they can charge about £1500 per year to help establish and run it. As contract rates dropped, I switched from umbrella to Ltd but I am not so sure it pays better. Probably does.

If you go Limited then take it seriously. Don't go in for any wild expense claims or anything remotely near the knuckle. Claiming every crumb would only earn you a pittance anyway. If anything I under claim.

Insurance vendors tend to talk up the risk of IR35. PCG also sells insurance and so its independence is compromised.

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Re: The one basic attribute ...

Good article. I want to hear more about this first unix box in the UK.

US boffin builds 32-way Raspberry Pi cluster

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Nice

Nice project. NB those addressing Eadon's posts. DON'T. Trolls want to turn every thread into a discussion about them, have generally nothing to say, no insights, and contribute nothing. Referring to his/her comment merely enables that.

TOO GOOD! Groupon ex-boss to drop, er, 'motivational business album'

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Muzak

Play it in the elavators at El Reg, bound to increase productivity.

Foxconn still flogging iWorkers, but more lightly

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Compete

It's in our DNA too.

Senators: You - Cook. Apple guy. Get in here and bring your tax books

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Politics

The govt maintains a complicated tax statute partly to enable tax avoidance, and it continues to add more layers of complexity every year. A tax avoidance industry is sustained, in which the sellers are the fig four accountancy groups, the buyers are large companies, and HMRC provide the necessary framework. The British govt also kindly provides protectorates, eg the Caymans, where tax laws do not apply.

The govt could stamp out all tax avoidance tomorrow if it wished, but this would be seen as too demotivating for executives. The govt can only work by maintaining large corporations as friends. To that end, the Chancellor will make anti-avoidance speeches in order to work up anti-avoidance feeling with the public. When public feeling is strong enough for long enough, the government can act against the corps, but keep them as friends by pointing to public opinion.

Your Flying Car? Delayed again, but you WILL get it, says Terrafugia

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Flying car

The trouble is that flying and driving are just too different. Any car capable of flying is likely to both an awful car and a terrible aircraft.

Perhaps the best "flying car" would be a light aircraft somehow capable of carrying a small car. ie. Thunderbird 2

'Liberator': Proof that you can't make a working gun in a 3D printer

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Re: All very true, but..

Has anybody actually tested it ? Presumably it can kill/injure st short range, despite the lack of rifling and overall power. The main worry seems to be invisibility to X rays & customs, unlike metal zip guns etc.

Builder-in-a-hole outrage sparks Special Projects Bureau safety probe

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Great stuff.

Over ONE-THIRD of PCs will have SSDs in 2017 - analyst

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Re: SSDs, I believe, have now overtaken memory as the single most cost-effective upgrade

I agree SSD is bound to improve performance substantially. Good point about lan storage too, with the modern move towards home NAS devices. Putting a £60 SSD in sister's 10-year old laptop might turn it from e-waste into something useful.

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Re: SSDs, I believe, have now overtaken memory as the single most cost-effective upgrade

Still too expensive. My 4 year old laptop has a 250Gb hard disk. Swapping it for a same sized SSD would not be cheap. For £50 on the other hand, I could upgrade to a 1 Tb hard disk.

Vodafone slurps MEELLLIONS for redirecting police hotline calls

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Hey Vodaphone

Hey Vodaphone how much tax you paying out of that £2,000,000 ? Is it going through that empty office you rent in Belguim ?

So long, Hotmail: Remaining users migrated to Outlook.com

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Thumb Up

"This meant communicating with hundreds of millions of people, upgrading all their mailboxes – equaling more than 150 million gigabytes of data – and making sure that every person's mail, calendar, contacts, folders, and personal preferences were preserved in the upgrade"

Mind boggling. You have to applaud MS here. Imagine the stress/man hours/grey hairs that must have taken.

MS gets slagged off enough in these forums. Today I say well done guys, and the free email service I have enjoyed for the past 15 years or thereabouts.

Master Beats: Why doesn't audio quality matter these days?

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Re: Sad realities

MP3 players did not stop evolving because phones came out. Something like a Sansa Clip is small, cheap, capacious, high quality (especially with RockBox), and if it gets crushed in the gym, you won't cry. Get you to Amazon !

Ban drones taking snaps of homes, rages Google boss... That's HIS job, right?

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Flame

Re: Is this the same Eric Schmidt

Schmidt / Google needs a good old Thatcher-style hand-bagging. Obama should borrow Michelle's heaviest "purse" and let rip.

Next in line - London Banks, the British Leyland of the 21st Century. The should be hand-bagged with all available speed.

Sorry about the off-topic rant. But seriously, man.

IT salaries: Why you are a clapped-out Ferrari

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IT is a big world. Although it doesn't say so, the article seems to be about software test & development only. Still good though.

Salaries have been depressed, and how. 20 years of offshoring followed by 5 years of credit crunch saw to that. Blighty has been particularly slow to recover, maybe that accounts for the better salaries on offer abroad.

Shaky liftoff for Sputnik: Dell's Linux lappie runs its own cloud, ish

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Stop

Microsoft

No chance. Absolutely no chance. Microsoft will act fast to get this off the market. They have kept choice out of the desktop market for 20 years and they are experts at it. Right now, Ballmer will be heading round to the Dell head office with a garden gnome under his arm.

You WILL forcibly purchase windows with every PC.

Vinyl sales reach 15 year high, Blighty becomes No. 3 music buyer

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Re: Face it, vinyl sucks

I disagree. I think CDs are better than vinyl in every way, and not just by a small amount, but by a huge margin. Eg the noise floor on a CD is so low it almost can't be measured.

Vinyl is still a lovely thing, but instead of being the best technical medium, it has become a work of art. Same goes for the equipment. My Goldring-Lenko GL-75 turntable, circa 1974, is in the loft but only because my house is small. It will be coming out if/when i get a bigger place.

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Re: Vinyl

Chemicals in paper shouldn't matter. Vinyl disks always had a plastic lined inner sleeve, so could CDs.

The other thing is that 12 inch sleeves wouldn't fit through letterboxes, which would snooker Amazon et al. Perhaps HMV and others on the high street could do something there.

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Vinyl

When CDs were introduced, I was always kind of surprised that didn't just sell CD in vinyl-style sleeves, instead opting for nasty little boxes. Arguably, a nasty CD box takes up more room (width-ways) than an LP. And we do so miss those covers.

The ten SEXIEST computers of ALL TIME

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Coloured keys++

Big up coloured keys, eg on the Enteprise Elan and CPC464. Gotta love that red escape key.

Maggie Thatcher: The Iron Lady who saved us from drab Post Office mobes

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Megaphone

@Evil Graham

"And whilst it's true to say that the unions had got out of hand by the late 70s..."

Out of hand ? Completely out of control more like. The dead left unburied, ludicrous rent-a-bully "flying pickets", over 300 strikes a year at British Leyland, where night shift workers were caught in sleeping bags, miners in Downing Street telling the Prime Minister what to do. Strike-ridden ship yards delivering ships so late the customers just went away. The union bosses had become public enemy number one. The shoeing they received from Thatcher was deserved, overdue and entirely necessary. Unfortunately it was also so severe that a lot of industry was destroyed and left desolate.

What a shame the previous labour government - under James Callaghan, didn't stand up the communist boot-boys sooner, when their behaviour was less extreme. Then perhaps the reforms would have been more gentle. We would still have a manufacturing industry and moderate unions. Instead we have very little of either.

Website which 'could have prevented Rwandan genocide' goes live

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Sounds nice lets have some tyranny

Language engineering, censorship, tyranny, will come in ways you don't expect. Through a back door, or dressed as something nice. Like a press law. Or an anti-genocide database. Crime will turn into "hate crime" which will then become "political crime". At first you will get by just watching what you write. Then what you say. Then what you think.

Hold on! Degrees for all doesn't mean great jobs for all, say profs

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Student Grant

In the 80s, student grants were scrapped by the Tories. This was done partly to stop people opting for frivolous degrees while enjoying a (then fully funded) student "lifestyle" (cf Viz). In the 90s. New Labour brought in student loans, again to encourage "serious" degrees and save cash. By "serious", I mean marketable skills.

After that, Old Labour funnelled everybody in to uni, believing this was the way to social mobility. They did it by gradually ramping down exam standards, to give everyone A levels, while the Unis responded by offering a much wider range of courses, of which many did not imbue any skills of value to the job market.

The net result is loads of grads unemployed or working at McDonalds while trying to service their student debt. And more social immobility than ever. Unfortunately for the UK, other countries took a different route.

Gates and Allen reshoot historic 1981 Microsoft photo

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@madestjohn

Agreed. Makes you want to climb into the photo and move the computers into the right position, get Bill semi-sitting and hands out of pockets etc.