* Posts by Jim 59

2047 publicly visible posts • joined 24 Jun 2009

This $10 phone charger will wirelessly keylog your boss

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I get round this by swapping all my key caps around.

What do UK and Iran have in common? Both want to outlaw encrypted apps

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Re: Am I a wrung'en?

@Ivan 4 the UK government (cabinet) contains no engineers or scientists.

unlike Mrs Thatcher (BSc Chemistry)

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Risk vs benefit

Would we rather give up all privacy and have no terrorist attacks, or put up with a few attacks and keep all of our encryption ?

I would compare it to roads. About 8 people will die today on UK roads, as they do every day. The harsh truth is that we put up with this because it is outweighed by the huge benefit of roads. We do a lot to minimize the carnage, but we don't ban cars. Sorry if that comes across callous, but I am getting to a point here.

If terrorists kill up to (say) 20 citizens in the UK every year, are we happy to put up with that to maintain freedom ? Many people might say "yes". How about 100 ? Or 1000 ? Is anybody going to stick their neck out and name a number ? If a certain disease killed 100 people in the UK a year, would we be as worried, or is that different ?

2015 will be the Year of Linux on the, no wait, of the dot-word domain EXPLOSION

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Name proliferation was obviously just a money-grab. Is anybody really surprised that firms did not fancy it ? What are they buying, the name you just thought of this week ? Then you will think of an even better one next week, and expect them to buy that too ?

"Germfree.Kitchen" might seem memorable, until it is jostling with a thousand other .kitchen names, "safe.kitchen", "clean.kitchen", "modern.kitchen" etc. etc. On the other band, ".co.uk" and ".com" convey some status, reassurance and recognition.

Good article, nifty survey, terrible headline.

Size matters, says Microsoft, as it flops out fat cloud VMs

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...fat PHAT cloud VMs.

Windows XP beats 8.1 in December market share stats

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Re: Support is impossible

Yawn. I thought the readership was clever enough not to need this clarified. However...

@dogged In saying "Apple invented the smartphone", I actually meant "Apple invented the UI/UX that is used (or copied) on virtually all smartphones today". This should have been obvious from the context. That is, Apple were the first to market the look and feel that has come to dominate and define the smartphone market.

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Re: Support is impossible

Well said Dave Horn and have an upvote. It is strange though, when you look at, how many operating systems have been blighted in recent years by the imposition of an unpopular UI/menu system.

Perhaps the desktop UI problem was solved many years ago, and developers ought to apply their talents to real 2015 challenges like storage, backup, security, networking, rather than trying to fix the menu system - something that was essentially fixed in 1995.

It is ironic that Apple, who actually invented the smartphone, is the only PC manufacturer who does *not* try to make their desktop look like a big smartphone. KDE, Gnome3, Unity, Win8: please take note...

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Go XP!

Windows XP is reputedly still most prevalent in Asia.

It's the Peugeot 504 of operating systems. In a good way.

Ford recalls SUVs … to fix the UI

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This story has to be fake. Completely unbelievable they would place the start/stop button near any other controls. Ditto the airbag thing... outrageously stupid. News sites reporting it bit I can't see anything official from Ford...

IBM hastens END OF HUMANITY with teachable AI 'brain'

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But can it make a really good cup of tea.

UKIP website TAKES A KIP, but for why?

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Re: @Jim 59

Acknowledging helpful tips or corrections publicly is what other magazines do, and appears to be part of publishing industry etiquette. I even do it on my own blog. El Reg does it ...sometimes.

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Re: They arent a serious party..

And I suppose you think 60% of voters in Clacton are racists/homopho[b]es/whatever?

The truth is that many people do think this. The solution is to have open and free debate, but words like "racist", "loony" and "homophobe" have been used to quickly shut down discussion whenever it arises, and every time that happens, it moves us all backwards.

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Whoa! That vulture can bite! Respect.

But it would be nice if you could acknowledge corrections publicly.

Kodak fires a Bullitt at oldsters with 3G mobe launch

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It's aimed at the more mature users who are looking at moving to a smartphone but want a brand they find reassuring.

Difficult to think of a more patronizing sentence. And how old are the directors of Kodak and Bullitt ?

Microsoft has made excellent software, you pack of fibbers

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Re: Microsoft's good software

DOS itself wasn't bad.

Even Windows 3.1 was pretty good, operating reasonably well on home PCs and non-networked office machines with just the occasional crash. It all seemed to go wrong when MS addressed the network, of which it had no experience, and multi-user systems, of which it also had no experience.

Elite:Dangerous goes TITSUP

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Re: I'm not a programmer.

It's just the £40 price tag. I've never paid that much for a game.

Think I paid more than that for Pac-man on the Atari 2600, adjusting for inflation.

Linux 'GRINCH' vuln is AWFUL. Except, er, maybe it isn't

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did I miss something?

If you read the alertlogic page, it seems to be saying that anybody in group wheel can run sudo. Therefore, the wheel group user could potentially alter the configuration of polkit in a way that would give them full root rights.

I agree with Red Hat, it would seem to be expect behavior. Indeed, the default sudoers on RHEL 6.6 would allow anyone in group 'wheel' to become root just by typing sudo su -, a well known feature, and no messing with polkit.

Fedora 21: Linux fans will LOVE it - after the install woes

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Re: My six months daughter

We all know Fedora is intended for the Facebook people.

Fedora is intended for advanced Unix users, those able to do troubleshooting and bug reporting. Mint is intended for the regular user. Slack is intended for those who flagellate themselves with pine twigs in a steam room while listening to Mahler. Ubuntu isn't actually intended for users at all.

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Re: Why install when it's going to be obsolete in a few months?

sneering opensource hipster nasal voice ...etc.

Wow. All the guy did was misunderstand the relationship between RHEL and Fedora. A merry Christmas you too!

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Re: Why install when it's going to be obsolete in a few months?

Fedora isn't a production distro, it is the community based test/release distro for Red Hat. It is deliberately packed the most up-to-date (and least stable) features and software. Features that are successful in Fedora 21 might get into Red Hat in a couple of years. Nobody is running production landscapes on Fedora. This is all explained better over at the Fedora project itself.

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Re: No to gnome, no to systemd

@DrXym I think your response shows the attitude problem extant in the Systemd project. They don't listen.

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Re: No to gnome, no to systemd

systemd seems to attract some pretty shrill complaints but I fail to see the issue with it.

Perhaps an analogy is in order. Suppose you bought a house, and your solicitor did the conveyancing. You would be pleased in your new home. Then suppose you had a baby, and, instead of a doctor or midwife turning up, that same solicitor phones up and insists on doing the pre-natal care and delivering the baby. He isn't qualified yet but says he has just started a medicine degree. Later on, your car goes in for a service, and there is no qualified mechanic, just that annoying solicitor again. Afterwards, you notice he has welded the bonnet shut so you can't see what is under there any more. You are very annoyed so go for a pint, who do you think is standing behind the bar...

People do different jobs for a reason. Computer programs do different jobs for a reason. Unix/Linux has been designed this way.

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Re: No to gnome, no to systemd

Ugh. Windowsesque.

Nork-ribbing flick The Interview AXED: Sony caves under hack terror 'menace'

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I am appalled that they have given in to threats. You could almost call it "cowardice in the face of the enemy". Hey Mr Sony, not exactly the Shogun spirit, is it ? They wouldn't have stood for this nonsense in old Japan, y'know.

However I also don't approve of making films about killing living people, even His Corpulence. It is pretty much an invitation to fantacist assassins, bit like that film where Gary Glitter was executed. And releasing it on Xmas day is in poor taste.

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Re: Thank God for the NSA's Internet surveillance program

@amanfrommars1 - thank you for that crisp summary, you mad bot.

@the bot wrangler - come on man, it was better before. 1 sentence per paragraph ? It sounds like Russel Brand now.

London teen pleads guilty to Spamhaus DDoS

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Re: going down

When you were 16 (the crime was 18 months ago), did you possess the executive functions to properly assess the consequences of your actions?

No, not every action, and juvenile poor judgement leads many young people into some sort of minor scrape or other, me included. But you don't need nuanced judgement to realize that it is wrong to commit a major crime, and that doing so will have major repercussions. Therefore, he bears some responsibility for what he has done. How much responsibility depends on him, and the circs of the case. But I take your point some forgiveness is appropriate and with it he might still have a good life.

Server SANs: Don't throw the baby out with the bathwater

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Good explanation thanks. It is still not easy to see where distributed/virtualised SAN is going to fit in. The lower midrange storage market is pretty well sewn up by iSCSI arrays, NAS units and even FreeNAS, with its ZFS abilities. All have their advantages but one thing they have in common is cheap admin costs and minimal setup. Is there really a demand for yet another solution ? One with higher ongoing cost of ownership ?

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Where is server SAN supposed to compete ? Somewhere between NAS and iSCSI SAN ? And these execs who are huffing about the "complexity" of centralized storage - are they supposed to be attracted by the exponentially greater complexity of distributed server storage ? Where is my file again ?

Distributed storage was great in the early 90s, when every node was also a data server. Until our fun was spoiled by Auspex et al. It was a Unix Admins dream and I'd love to see it come back. But it all came down to cost, mainly cost of support. 'Scuse be now, I have to go and do a Heartbleed firmware patch on my 47 heterogeneous storage nodes. 47 different procedures.

Deprivation Britain: 1930s all over again? Codswallop!

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Re: Re:TheOtherHobbes

@Matt Bryant - when giving to charity now, I am influenced by how much the chief executive is paid. Cafod had the lowest paid boss among overseas charities when I checked a few months back (about 55k IIRC).

Just checked again now, charities that operate in the UK:

Head of Save the Children - 247,000

Head of Salvation Army - 10,500

People might take the p*** out if the S.A., but good on 'em.

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Re: 1930s

F*** yeah, we've come a long way baby.

Well, here's how far 6 year old children have come in Britain, anyway:

1830's - 6 year olds down mines, operating trap doors etc.

1930's - 6 years olds in school, poor ones without shoes.

2030s - ?

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1930s

My father was a kid in the 30s, and he said the poor children came to school with no shoes on.

The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies – Thin plot, great CGI effects

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The Hobbit

My copy of The Hobbit has 271 pages (in fairly good nick having only been read a couple of times).

My copy of The Lord of the Rings has 529+440+522 = 1491 pages (all 3 volumes dog-eared and the spine broken in several places).

El Reg Redesign - leave your comment here.

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Re: ANyone else noticed...

LOL. Pity the poor wretches who have to sift this noisome pile of overreaction. Some 'Tards are almost phoning the police because the provider of a free service is trying to improve the free service for FREE. Actual LOL.

But yeah that mouseover keeps covering up my comment edit window.

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Agree, visited links need to be more contrasty

as above.

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LOGOWATCH

Lester Haines will be along in a minute to provide the josticks-and-whalesong hatchet job.

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Love it, well done

This is indeed the biggest scandal since the great variable-width rumpus of '05 or whenever it was. Saw it this morning, nice surprise, think it looks nice. I like the old blue headlines being changed to black. And the header being shrunk and a bit less "Daily Sport" too. And it's quick. Not so keen on the pop-up pictures at the top but what the hell, why not. Consider making the font for the main headline a touch smaller, given we all have big screens now.

It is quite surprising that such a nice job was done by an "in-house team". Oh, and about that...

In addition, "Redesign v2" is coming in 2015 and is likely to involve an agency that can guide us through-

NO! Your own team clearly knows what it is doing.

Cool technology: Submerged blade servers escape the heat

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HP/Apollo

Dagnabit. Us old Unix codgers got all excited there for a minute.

'Critical' security bugs dating back to 1987 found in X Window

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Bots

MM is a bot or human bot wrangler Your bot has to address the discussion somehow, random verbiage won't do. cf amanfrommars, the Register's best comment bot so far:

http://forums.theregister.co.uk/user/31681/

Currently infesting El Reg and thedailbell.com forums. amanfrommars is pretty impressive. Its output tends to be largely chopped-up epigrams from popular culture, and sentences are too long, but the grammar is always correct. Bots are interesting but do we want them ?

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Botty Time

@MustyMusgrave if you are not a bot, tell us what month comes 5 months before the month 2 months after the current one.

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XXX

Ah, the good old days. When we were running whole applications on our colleagues' Unix workstations, displaying on ours, or even (for a laff) a third person's screen. Distributed compute power, leveraged in a way so integrated it makes even today's co-working environments look primitive. Ah, the Apollo/Domain converged network root, which I first... [continues at some length]

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@PCS Probably, but you never hear about 27 year old Windows bugs, do you? Even though Windows has been around that long. Could it have something to do with the fact that Windows being closed source, and researchers having no access to the source code ?

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Re: Lame excuse

"X's biggest problem stems from the era it existed in." - this would be true for Windows as well, wouldn't it?

No. Windows NT was born well into the internet era ('93), was conceived as a full multi-processing system, and failed to implement any serious multi-user security. X started in '84, when the Internet largely consisted of students sending emails and the odd bulletin board.

97% of UK gets 'basic' 2Mbps broadband. 'Typical households' need 10Mbps – Ofcom

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Re: Offcom not fit to oversee.

@msknight Naff upload speed is pretty much a feature of ADSL, not an oversight by Ofcom or your ISP. I host a few websites including a Wordpress blog, and would love upload faster than my 1 Mb/s (download is 17 Mb.s). For really fast uploads though, you are looking at a business account and they are pricey.

Only a few years ago my first proper broadband was 512k down. Not quite as bad as it sounds as websites were much lighter.

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Re: Bloat and crapulence overload

I agree some sites are needlessly obese and can only blame themselves for slow performance. But they are the bottleneck, not your download speed. It's streaming video which is the real baddy.

Personally I don't like streaming. The name "streaming" makes you think it is some super fast, slick technology, but it just means watching something in-place, and taking all the drawbacks that come with that, one of which is inefficient, peaky use of your download capacity (and the supplier's servers). The BBC et al have a "broadcast" mindset, when a torrent/time shifting approach would be better.

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The probable reason an "average household" would need 10 Mb/s would be different family members streaming video at the same time. It might help to use tools like get_iplayer, to "time shift" and stagger the traffic. ie. download 3 episodes of "The Missing" when your router is quiet. It might help if the BBC would facilitate downloading rather than trying to foil it all the time. Same for other TV companies.

This Christmas, demand the right to a silent night

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Good article

In future, designers will need to take into account how interacting with a given system makes us feel. For example, the designers of Snapchat noticed that various features of existing social media are unsatisfying and disquieting to use. Eg., notifications that say your friend is online - the implication being they are online but have made no effort to talk to you. And delayed typing in chat windows - destroys the fluidity of an interaction. I don't want an argument on the merits of Snapchat, just making a point about the design of systems that interact with humans.

There needs to be another level between the user and the various systems, like cushions on a settee. For example, we should probably have only 1 notification interface, not 5 or 6. And it should be sweetened and humanized somehow.

Also, in the vein of acting more human, we should probably say "Christmas" instead of "holiday season". "Happy holidays" is a greeting I would expect to receive from a cold cold Sun T4 server.

Linus Torvalds releases Linux 3.18 as 3.17 wobbles

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Re: Unknown source of kernel lock-ups?

A new Linux kernel is not an end-user product. It is just a component that early adopting distros might use after they subject it to their own test cycle. Then, after another 6 months of testing and usage, more stable distros might adopt it, but still fairly bleeding edge. After another year or so, it might make its way into a commercial distro (Say Red Hat 7.x).

After another couple of years, it might start to get used more widely in industry, like kernel 2.6.32, which is what you find in Red Hat 6, or 2.5.18 which is in RHEL5 and likely powering a large number of production servers. Eventually, embedded devices will get it, and webcams, DVD players, toys, industrial controllers and the rest of it.

So a lock-up in Linux 3.17 is indeed a serious issue, and enthusiasts may encounter and report it, but planes will not drop out of the sky. Instead, the bugs are publicized, publicly addressed and remediated. This isn't a scandal, it is what is supposed to happen.

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Re: Unknown source of kernel lock-ups?

Oh right, I forgot. Buggy crap is acceptable if it's free. Carry on.

You can have it for free or pay for it from MS, your choice.

MP caught playing Candy Crush at committee meeting: I'll ‘try’ not to do it again

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Well kinda, if you spent 2.5 hours on said comment, in a meeting, while you were supposed to be engaged in decisions of national importance, and you had been elected to your job by thousands of citizens, rather than just answering a jobserve ad, and your employer actually gave you the iPad for free...

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iPad

I guess this was on his free, taxpayer-bought iPad that all MPs awarded themselves a while back.

Still, clears things up a bit for the next election. All his opposition in Amber Valley has to do is promise not to play computer games in parliament.