* Posts by Swarthy

2412 publicly visible posts • joined 24 Jun 2009

Legal bombs fall on TurboTax maker Intuit for 'hiding' free service from search engines

Swarthy
Coffee/keyboard

Oh, the Irony!

I love it! The effort of attempting to lock in the con (when there was little/no effort to break it) is what may ultimately break the con.

They lobbied to get a law passed to forbid the IRS from making their own free software, which draws attention to the FFA. People then realize that the FFA is a thing, and that they shouldn't have had to pay for filing. Knowing that they have been paying, they look to find where the free option is, and find that it was deliberately hidden (Not even a "Beware the Leopard" sign). So they sue. And now the IRS is looking at kiboshing the "gentlemans' agreement" that precluded them creating their own software.

If the beancounters hadn't tried to force the issue, people would probably never have realized the con.

(El Reg, can we get a "Point and Laugh icon?)

Get in line, USA: Sweden reopens Assange rape allegations probe

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Re: Prosecutor is an criminal asshole

Can someone call Belmarsh and have 'em shut down Julian's WiFi? He's starting to annoy.

Cocaine, psychedelics, DMT? They sure knew how to party 1,000 years ago: Archaeologists make startling discovery

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Re: Indeed

Ergot would be more closely linked to LSD(lysergic acid diethylamide), as ergoline has a lysergic acid base.

Great disturbance in the Force as Star Wars' 'big walking carpet' is laid to rest

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Trollface

Re: Star Wars Holiday Special Cinema Release

Did you say "unforgettable" or "unforgivable"?

Tractors, not phones, will (maybe) get America a right-to-repair law at this rate: Bernie slams 'truly insane' situation

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Re: Or in the words of older Scottish Farmers

I kinda' have to argue with ya' there, jake.

I grew up in a rural community (in the southern US), but rather dis-like the rural mindset; so all of my understanding of farming and farm equipment was via osmosis. The only tractor brand I knew of until my late teens was John Deere. They are not quite to the "Band-Aid" level of brand dilution, probably only because "tractor" is easier to say than "John Deere", but you don't see any red tractors in the community I grew up in - they are all JD green. And also, how are you supposed to show up your neighbor if they can argue that because of the brand (and being "furrin") your nicer tractor isn't as good as theirs - you have to get the same brand, one model better, to show that you are better than they are.

So, yeah, JD is kinda' the default, and word-of-mouth and community pressure is free advertising.

Cali Right-to-Repair law dropped, cracks screen, has to be taken to authorized repair shop

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Re: Eggman

Ku Ku Kachoo!

A real head-scratcher: Tech support called in because emails 'aren't showing timestamps'

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Re: That's nothing !

HTTP Response: 418 I am a teapot.

'Lightweight' UPS-style flywheels to power naval laser zappers

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Probably.

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Coat

Re: My questions are...

As I've always heard: "Sailors should be obscene - not absurd."

Cool story, brew: Utah karaoke crooners receive cold, refreshing shock as alcohol authority refuses beer licence

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Re: Wow!

I wanted to come here and add a few; it was a bitters pill to swallow to see that Jude had gotten almost all of them. But I am of stout heart, and think I can draught at yeast a few additional puns.

Extortionist hacks IT provider used by the stars of tech and big biz, leaks customer info after ransom goes unpaid

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Pirate

Hmmm...

He kinda' sounds like someone who had been burnt on bug bounties in the past; so now rather than relying on an official bounty program, he creates his own.

Daddy, are we there yet? How Mrs Gates got Bill to drive the kids to school

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I believe her point is that it is mostly done by the women. She could have worded it better, rather than "unpaid" she could have said "unbalanced". If both parents are working, why is the mom expected to do the school run, cook, clean, etc.

There are exceptions, but societally, we tend to expect a working mother to do all of the work of a stay-at-home mom, and the father has little societal pressure to pick up any of the slack.

That is the point that Mrs. Gates was trying to make.

Swarthy

Re: Raising children is an example of "unpaid labour"?

I kind of agree with your first two paragraphs, but I have to disagree that it is greed/desire for better things that is driving the two-income family. Very rarely will any single income cover "a 3 bed semi and a Ford Cortina and a decent life". It generally takes two+ full-time incomes to cover a 2 bed flat, a mostly-running beater and "what's a life? I have to get ready for my other job".

I am not saying that there aren't those that match your final paragraph, but middle-class has always been like that.

Russian-trained spy whale spooks Norwegian fishermen

Swarthy

Re: Why show the country of origin on your spy equipment?

A blaspheme like that risks your sole!

Swarthy

Why show the country of origin on your spy equipment?
For the halibut!

Apple hits back at devs of axed kiddie screen-time apps

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Paris Hilton

Who to side with....

Tough call. Apple have form for killing apps that compete with their own stuff (Is it still in the App Store T&Cs that "Thou shalt not duplicate Apple Functionality?"); on the other hand, the justification given is plausible. I guess it comes down to "are there other, non-MDM, parental control apps still available?"

Is that a stiffy disk in your drive... or something else entirely?

Swarthy
Boffin

Re: Back in the days

I remember something similar, but far more beautiful: a friend had loaded a dubious CD ROM into a failing CD drive, it spun up, and kept spinning up. When the hum became a whistle, said friend hit the eject button. The tray opened, disk still spinning; the disk proceeded to lift off and attempt to fly across the room, only to exceed the tensile strength of the medium mid-air.

With the silveryness and shiny, it did look a bit like a firework going off.

FYI: Yeah, the cops can force your finger onto a suspect's iPhone to see if it unlocks, says judge

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Re: can be compelled to disclose information that the government already knows

"If you already know it, YOU enter the passcode!"

Wannacry-slayer Marcus Hutchins pleads guilty to two counts of banking malware creation

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Coffee/keyboard

Re: Stop Whining

The NSA and the rest of the G-acronyms have plenty of talented people who don't use their skills to hurt people.

Really?!

Defense against the Darknet, or how to accessorize to defeat video surveillance

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Trollface

Re: Defense against the Darknet

Also, did you try to speak louder and slower until you were understood?

We've read the Mueller report. Here's what you need to know: ██ ██ ███ ███████ █████ ███ ██ █████ ████████ █████

Swarthy
Go

Re: They should just look into..

I mean... one simple case would be that it is illegal for a sitting president to use his office to endorse a private business, product, or service.

https://thehill.com/homenews/media/398685-trump-endorses-jeanine-pirros-new-book-in-oval-office

Literally, using his Office to promote someone's book. It would be a bit like convicting Capone for tax evasion.

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Flame

Re: Do any of the redactions specify...

I am getting sick of this whataboutism shit!

Any time something negative comes out about Trump, there is an immediate, no-though, knee-jerk "But Hillary..." reaction. She LOST! She is no longer in politics, the Democrat party has shunned her(for being the only person on the planet that could have lost to Trump), IT IS OVER!

Yes, she was shady as hell. But, if you are going to "But Hillary..." bear in mind she was subject to multiple investigations for years and there were zero* indictments. One investigation into Trump had what, about half-a-dozen indictments for minor players?

*I'm not saying that there shouldn't have been, but she was either exactly on the right side of the law, or ruthless/criminal enough to make sure the evidence (and witnesses) were no available in this reality.

Swarthy

Re: How was it redacted?

The version of the report I saw was redacted, printed and then scanned in. No way to "un-redact" that.

Canadian woman fined for not holding escalator handrail finally reaches the top after 10 years

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Re: Handrails

Copper and silver are both well-known for their anti-microbial properties. I didn't know that it had to do with conductivity, but I could see free-flowing electrons throwing off ion balances for single-cell organisms.

So how'd this go again... A sea goddess told you in a dream to run for president of Taiwan? OK, Mr Foxconn boss

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Devil

Re: Shrug

Well, Any that say they are doing it because God told 'em to.. they will get mocked and laughed at.

If it becomes apparent that they believe, but didn't say, that God Told 'em to, then they can expect the above.

However, I am fairly certain that no god had anything to do with curent US/UK politicians, that shit is too foul even for the malthiest deities like Malock or Cizin.

Supreme Court of UK gives Morrisons the go-ahead for mega data leak liability appeal

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Re: Thinking about it...it's a tough one

Nah, I'm thinking you can blame them. As I learned from Root Cause Analysis, it is Management's (ergo, the Company's) fault.

Even if, as in this case, it was a rogue employee, who hired him and gave him that access? Management. Who crapped on his morale to the point where it seemed to him that it was worth prison to damage the company? Management.

Even if it was just one instance of correcting undesirable behaviour, they hired someone that would flip their shit at one disciplinary action; thus it's their fault.

The causes for something like this are in hiring, training, and/or working environment; and management controls all of those.

That is why long-standing law and precedent holds corporations liable for the actions of their employees.

Six foot blunder: UK funeral firm fined for fallacious phone calls

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Re: Again, no compensation for victims ?

Well, they've levied the fines. It remains to be seen if they will actually collect.

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Pirate

They were. Two of the Directors of Avalon were also the directors of the "lead-generating firm" who had previously been fined by the ICO.

Well, invoiced according to TFA, whether they will actually pay either fine, or just close shop and re-incorporate....

Kent bloke incurs the anchor of local council after fly-tipping boat

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Re: Whaaat?

Damn.

Not biased against you and not going anywhere, judge tells Post Office in Horizon IT system case

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I've known people like that: "You have it out for me because you called me out for being a jerk!"

Sounds like the Post Office is suffering from affluenza.

Humanity gazes into the abyss to get its first glimpse of a black hole

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imaging a black hole directly is somewhat tricky:

Well the thing about space, the basic space colour, the basic colour of space, is that it's black.

And the thing about a black hole, it's main distinguishing feature, is that it's black, so how you supposed to see it?

Facebook acknowledges asking you to invite your dead pals to parties is 'painful', plans to fix it

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Big Brother

Actually, I can quite see it happening, with nothing more than the data they already collect. Just remember that that insipid "like" button is not just an image link, but is an iframe which looks up your Facebook cookies, and reports back to the mothership. The Facebook app on most phones is non-uninstallable, and reports back on your movements. So if a FB account stops surfing the web, and their phone no longer moves, it is a good bet that they are pining for the fjords.

And if they are merely resting, then they may prefer it if Zuck & Co. believe them to be singing in the choir invisible. The only down side (barring Zuckerburg doing something incredibly stupid) to being Facebook dead is that FB would stop reminding your "friends" about you, and they will stop advertising to you (if you consider those effects to be down-sides).

Woman calls cops on shadowy baddie barricaded in bathroom... to discover: Roomba gone rogue

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Coat

Re: no

If the Roomba can get your fruits, they must be low-hanging indeed.

Shock revelation as massive American presidential election hack confirmed

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Re: LBJ would be proud

"Vote Early and Often for the candidate of your choice!"

Prince Harry takes a stand against poverty, injustice, inequality? Er, no, Fortnite

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Flame

Re: Thanks Harry

Damn it! Now I have that tune stuck in my head!

Swarthy

Re: Thanks Harry

Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords... sounds better than what we have now.

Hello, tech support? Yes, I've run out of desk... Yes, DESK... space

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Devil

Scotch tape over the mouse ball. Still works on optical mice.

Swarthy
Boffin

Re: *BEER* shouldn't be 'cold cold'

No, adding milk to the cup (and not the tea) keeps the first few drops of milk from potentially curdling. Because of fluid dynamics and surface tension, the leading edge always breaks into small droplets that can suffer from a thermal shock when you pour milk into tea. You can avoid this by adding milk to the cup, and tea to the milk. Or by using heavy cream, which flows differently.

Using powdered "creamer" is not a solution to anything human consumable.

Two Arkansas dipsticks nicked after allegedly taking turns to shoot each other while wearing bulletproof vests

Swarthy

Re: Firearms and Alcohol

One of my favorite Heinlein quotes: "Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss."

Someone's spreading an MBR-trashing copy of the Christchurch killer's 'manifesto' – and we're OK with this, maybe?

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Betteridge's Law of Headlines: "Any headline that ends in a question mark can be answered by the word no."

UK pr0n viewers plan to circumvent smut-block measures – survey

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Thumb Up

Re: Those under 34 were significantly more likely to have concerns

Did they just invoke Rule 34?!

Swarthy

Re: Shared proof

Will Teresa May need an ID, or can she get away with watching her previous efforts?

Mayors having a right 'mare in Florida: Acting mayor arrested weeks after boss also arrested

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Oh, that was Baaaad.

All good, leave it with you...? Chap is roped into tech support role for clueless customer

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Which ever is higher.

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WTF?

Re: "This will only take a second..."

I recently had a call from my father-in-law, wherein his girlfriend's wifi password had been changed. It seems that her "tech guy" (it might have been her son, I wasn't really paying attention) had set it up, including getting her phone on it, but some time later had been doing configuration, and now nothing could get on the wi-fi.

I told them to call her ISP for support, because I could guess at solutions, and have them poke at things until it either worked, or would never work again; but her ISP would (presumably) know the solution off-hand and if they needed a tech on-site, they would be a lot closer than 4 states away.

I actually got thanked for being helpful, because her tech guy would always tell "Don't call them, I'll fix it."

Facebook blames 'server config change' for 14-hour outage. Someone run that through the universal liar translator

Swarthy

Re: Faecesbook.

Zuckerburg's not the devil, he's just a very naughty boy.

Science says death metal fans delightful and intelligent people, great at dinner parties

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Re: On the one hand

Minamina

Sure, we've got a problem but we don't really want to spend any money on the tech guy you're sending to fix it

Swarthy

Re: Here's my contribution...

Brought to you by the grocer.

Microsoft 'welcomes dialog' over HoloLens use by the military, but doesn't have to listen

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Re: I'm not buying it

You wouldn't be subsidising a weapons system, the military would will be subsidising your gaming system.

While £10k is a lot of consumer money, it isn't a drop in the bucket compared to military (especially US Military) spend. And money is not the whole of the investment: the army will test, develop extensions, and request features for the AR systems they use. These bug-fixes and features (or watered-down versions thereof) will make their way into consumer products, and the military will have paid for all of the R&D; lowering the price you, as a consumer, will end up paying.

Blue Monday: Efforts to inspire teamwork with swears back-fires for n00b team manager

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Coat

Re: What's wrong with a good spoonerism?

Indeed, avaoid the swears, and go for the cunning linguistics!