* Posts by Swarthy

2412 publicly visible posts • joined 24 Jun 2009

Titanfall pits man against machine, Kiefer Sutherland Snakes into Metal Gear Solid V

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So, the big question is, is it worth £30 or closer to £20 if you shop around? Well, that depends exactly how interested you are to see how far one of gaming's premiere franchises has evolved.

Or, wait until the people that felt it was worth the £30 play the 15 hours, and get it used for £10.

Or have the games publishes finally succeeded in killing the second-hand market?

Organic food: Pricey, not particularly healthy, won't save you from cancer

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Re: If food is not "organic", it logically must be "inorganic"

Everything I eat, with two exceptions, is organic.

The only things I eat that are not molecules containing carbon are water (h2O), and salt (NaCl).

Although, some of my salt is smoked, so it may even count as organic (and the flavour it adds is truly excellent).

BEHOLD the HOLY GRAIL of TECH: The REVERSIBLE USB plug

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Coat

Re: What about On-The-Go?

PS. As for a spec, perhaps it's time to stop using adjective names and start using numbers. USB 10 sounds like a good starting point, in any event.

BUt USB two is already in use, and 10 has very little head-room for growth. My vote is for USB 0101.

Is Google really mulling building a US cellphone network? Allegedly, yes

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Re: let me be your fibre provider

Hmm.. T-mobile (US) seems to have been courting buyers for some time now. That would give the G-Men a very nice start, but at what cost to T-Mobile users' privacy?

Having said that, I think I would rather Google buy T-Mobile (US) than AT&T.

Mechanical monster macropod LEAPS out of the lab

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Unhappy

I am disappointed: after reading the article and the comments, there is no usage of the term 'Roobot.

Does my mass look big in this? Roly-poly galaxy El Gordo more porky than first feared

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Boffin

Re: Big Bang (@ Bunbury)

You are close. Imagine a bomb with the casing coated in bomblets, so the Big Bomb goes off launching/scattering the bomblets, these then go off sending their casings all over, some of those casings may collide.

Or Fireworks: We've all seen the ones that fan out, and then have secondary shells which them throw sparks in all directions; sometimes, those paths cross. In a firecracker as big as the universe, it is guaranteed that some embers will hit each other.

Dropbox nukes bloke's file share in DMCA brouhaha – then admits it made a 'HASH OF IT'

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Re: well personally

"I'm not dissing Filezilla, I am dissing your instructions."

If I were training an toddler on how to do this, then maybe.

Neither my 5 year old son, my 93 year old grandmother, nor (most) of the tech support clients I had (from 1997-2003) needed the kind of hand-holding you espouse for the "average" user.

Also: The Dropbox install is about on par with the filezilla setup, so if they can't setup filezilla, how are they going to work Dropbox?

Selfies are over: Welcome to the age of 'Sleeveface'

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Terminator

Which Album to use

My vote is Emerson, Lake, and Palmer's Brain Salad Surgery.

iFixit boss: Apple has 'done everything it can to put repair guys out of business'

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Re: No need to imagine.

so, £168 in insurance, how much was the shop price for the 160GB iPod Classic they "gave" you?

Google 'Transparency Report' shows rise in government groping

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Re: I find it humourous that ...

When condemning the US government for hypocrisy regarding Human Rights and Freedoms, it is in poor taste to bring up the Drone Strikes and "acceptable" collateral damage. It is more apropos to bring up the percentage of the population incarcerated, which is the highest in the world.

Vote now for the top reader Limerick limerick

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There once was a poet sublime

Who had mastered rhythm and rhyme

But his limericks, they tend

To come to an end

Quite suddenly.

Swarthy

An epic Limerick or a Limerick Epic

either way, full marks to Bob Duncan.

It kind of reminded me of reading "The Cremation of Sam McGee"

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Re: A limerick by definition

A limerick packs laughs anatomical

In space that is quite economical

But the good ones I've seen

So seldom are clean

And the clean ones so seldom are comical

Three's money man reveals UK mobe firms' dark pricing dealings

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Man,

I wish US cell customers got ripped off as bad as those in the UK; it would cut my bill in half, if not more.

WTF: Twitter bug temporarily kills THAT Oscar selfie

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Re: Did I miss something?

I believe that Oscar Selfie is a dis-owned cousin of Keyser Söze.

Apple says sayonara to Samsung's ninjas: iPad, iPhone don't infringe comms patents – report

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Facepalm

Oohh.. Comment/Click Bait

It worked on me -->

El Reg, Can you please add a popcorn icon? These kinds of articles warrant it for so very many reasons.

Schoolkids given WORLD'S CHEAPEST TABLETS: Is it really that hard to swallow?

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Re: Trade not aid Hmm... aren't we missing the point here?

Give a (hu)man a fish, and (s)he'll eat for a day

Teach 'em to fish, and they will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

Bono bests Bezos in Fortune's 'World's 50 Greatest Leaders' list

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Re: Say Wha?

To be fair, the various Popes have also been telling them not to have sex outside of marriage, which would have vastly minimized the spread of AIDS.

I agree with you on religion being a complete crock, though.

Amazon wants me to WEAR NAPPIES?! But I'm a 40-something MAN

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Re: My Spotify recommendations can be a bit, er, 'left field', too…

If it were Grooveshark giving you those recommendations, I would have to apologize, as Infected Mushroom does share a few of my playlists with Dropkick Murphy's, next to Mindless Self Indulgence and Penny Black Remedy.

But, as I don't use Spotify, I got nothin'.

I will have to check out Inspiral Carpets.

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Pirate

Re: I find that nappies

Sanitary napkins work even better. Tampons, with their applicators, can even help staunch a deep puncture wound.

Although, if you are using a full-sized nappy to soak up the blood, I don't think first-aid is your goal.

Carry on.

Cops bang up 'drunk, naked' Virginian

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Trollface

Hmm.. Where are Don Jefe's comments

Knowing that that's his backyard, I would expect that he would have some insight.

I'll be nice and presume that he is still hungover from the festivities. This is no way to imply that he was the one receiving the visit from his Mrs.

NSA 'hunted sysadmins' to find CAT PHOTOS, high-level passwords

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Why Gary McKinnon et al faced extradition ...

1) They were hunting on the Intel Agencies' private reserves

2) They exposed holes that then had to be closed, holes that The Agencies may have wanted to use

3) Because what The Agencies are doing is illegal, so anyone doing the same must also be breaking the law

4) They did not have the money/political power/blackmail material/agents to "make it all go away"

All perfectly valid reasons</sarcasm>

Deceased music locker gets final knock

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Re: rollocks

The point of the last paragraph, as I read it, was that if tech and media were to work together, there would be more money in the system; enough for everyone. Between the way the system worked out and the only currently successful(-ish) model of business, there has not been any new money drawn into the system; and the current business practices have categorically failed to create any new wealth in the system.

Beastie Boys settle with toy maker over Girls copyright dispute

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Paris Hilton

Re: When they parody an artist or band it's called

Is it wrong that when I read "pastiche" it sounds in my head like "piss-take"?

French novel falls foul of Apple's breast inspectors

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Trollface

Re: What do they expect?

"Americans are hyprocritical moronic prudes. [snip] There have been hundreds of similar examples."

But it's not really our fault. Some country, not that I'm naming names, sent all of their overly-repressed megalomaniacs over during the initial settlement, And they sent them in a sound boat. Would it have killed you to have drilled some discreet holes in the Mayflower? Really?!

At least you did not send 'em with enough provisions, but they found a work-around for that.

US govt: You, ICANN. YOU can run the internet. We quit

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Re: All stakeholders deserve a voice

Certainly. Some voices are just more equal than others.

San Francisco says yes to GIANT Apple flagship store, public plaza

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Re: Take A Look

You know that limited html tags are allowed, yes?

Here's an easier way to get people to that article.

AT&T waves its magic wand, turns that $30,000 Audi into a Wi-Fi hotspot

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Bulk-rate Discount?

Are my maths off, or is it Audi's? Usually a 30 month contract will have some of the price shaved off, because you're 1) paying the money up front or 2) a guaranteed income for the length of the contract. Why then is the 30 month contract more than 5x the six month?

It's only $4 more, but I would expect a discount of $15-20 for promising to use pay for their service for 2.5 years.

Merger with Sprint is INEVITABLE, suggests T-Mobile chief bean counter

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo!

Please do NOT let this happen. T-mobile(US) has already done wonderful things for the US cellular consumer. Sprint has been doing horrible things to the US cellular consumer.

Privacy warriors lob sueball at Facebook buyout of WhatsApp

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Facepalm

Re: the rich are consolidating their power

What?

Facebook, Instagram give dodgy online gun sales the BULLET

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Joke

Moms Demand Action

We must stop Moms Demand Action! If they get their way, they will want more action, and will change to Moms Demand More Action.

...Then we find out that the head of the organization is named Molly....

UK spies on MILLIONS of Yahoo! webcams, ogles sex vids - report

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Re: Prat-and-rot Voyeurism

"...whilst the prime goal of the NSA and GCHQ is to preserve the rights that ..." they are trampling over? A la "We had to burn the town to save the town"?

Worlds that could support LIFE found among 715 new planets

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Go

Re: Care to visit our closest exoplanet?

"We have an estimated 5-20 million years left with our own star able to support life"

So, we have about 2 Million years to improve our Tech to travel elsewhere? Have you seen what we've done in the past 100?

Challenge Accepted!

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Alien

Re: Fermi Paradox

"Where is everybody?"

After pulling some numbers out of my making estimations of a scientific nature, based on these findings: using fairly large numbers (except for R* which shouldn't really matter) I mostly got non-zero but less than 1 results.

"The universe is infinite, by definition. Therefore there are an infinite number of planets. If only a fraction of those planets have intelligent life, and a proportion of infinity is itself infinite, then there is an infinite amount of intelligent life. It is, however, infinitely far away."

Candy Crush King stops trying to trademark CANDY in the US

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Joke

Re: Candy in America

Or "Lager" in the UK.

LOHAN chap brews up 18% ABV 'V2' rocket fuel

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Pint

I do believe I'll brew some up over this coming weekend. I shall share my results.

Fukushima radioactivity a complete non-issue on West Coast: Also for Fukushima locals, in fact

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Boffin

Re: Sort of

I can see the that "The Authorities" would want to down-play issues and avoid panic, but do you have anything other than Anonymous Assertions to back your claim?

I put a lot more faith in official documents (not complete trust -Oh, Gods No!) than I do people saying "You can't trust them" with no other information. "The Authorities" have to at least make it look like they are playing fair. The results of independent verification have to be able to come close to the official line.

The anonymous coward does not even have their own name to add credibility.

If extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence, then ordinary claims require ordinary evidence.

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No wonder Americans are scared

That "plume" graphic is bloody terrifying, and most of us 'septics' are afraid of reading, or at least have been strongly discouraged from doing so.

On a side note, I propose that the El Reg Standards Soviet adopt the BED (Banana Equivalent Dose) as their unit of radioactive exposure.

NHS England tells MPs: 'The state isn't doing dastardly things with GP medical records'

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Re: What do you want from the NHS @Otto is a bear.

I have previously proposed a solution to a fair few of your hopes for care.data, but being on the wrong side of the pond... Yeah.

My proposal: A Smart card-ish device with a good encryption standard to hold your medical records; with emergency info printed on it (allergies, etc) it gets reviewed whenever you go to the Doc/A&E, and then updated with your treatment. NHS can offer a "Back-up" service to provide a replacement for a lost/stolen card, and they can run analysis on those who use the service. There should also be a method wherein your GP can make a backup for those who do not want to be analyzed. Read/Write capabilities should be regulated as medical equipment, with the associated costs, to keep snooping/malfeasance to a minimum.

This, I believe, would allow the data portability (data ubiquity, if you will) that care.data is supposed to deliver with the added benefit of the individual to control their data.

Apple, Symantec, other tech heavies challenge anti-gay legislation

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Re: Guess I'll be the bad guy

Leviticus 20:13 - "If a man lies with a man as one lies with a woman..."

I'm still confused by that bit o' scripture; how can a man put his penis into another man's vagina?

Nokia to Devs: PLEASE DON'T make Nokiadroid apps look like WinPho

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Re: Now if they can get ports the other way

But, if they could get Andoid-> WinnPho in ~8 hrs, that would knock out a large complaint with WinPho, namely no apps, no games.

Enterprising French chap cranks up €100k 'flying car'

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Boffin

Re: A better flying car

I am liking the PAL-V concept. although the Terrafugia 2.0 concept looks pretty slick as well.

I am actually a bit disappointed in El Reg's Flying Car Desk, as there have been many updates in this field with more promise than this article(and far more than Moller's works), with little to no mention. I was beginning to wonder if they had closed that desk (cutbacks, you know).

Flying Goggles -->

Magnets to stick stuff to tablets: Yup, there's an Apple patent application for that

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Pint

Re: Patent Busted

These may help get your dimenstions in order: http://www.kleinbottle.com/

And if it starts to get to you, they have a Klein Stein.

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Trollface

Re: Apple, gnash, magnets, snarl, patents, groan....

No, no, no... This is ranters moaning that Apple is patenting gravity, even though Newton has prior art (he didn't file in the US, you see; so according to USPTO, it doesn't count).

Google gives Maps a lick of paint, smears it over screens worldwide

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Re: Rejoice at that news

You raise a very good point; and I think that's why people think that Google Maps is going down-hill.

When they first debuted, GMaps was awesome, a one-of-a-kind phenomenon (for those that didn't know about KeyHole, the company that Google bought the maps from). It could have been little better than crayon scribbles and we would have loved it (I think that may have been the case, actually). Each iteration has removed us from the sense of wonder at the awesomeness, and made it more commonplace; what was mind-blowing has become mundane. As the Maps have matured, the room for improvement has shrunk and each update has been less impressive.

So pause, look at the application from your perspective of a few years back, and then mourn the loss of your sense of wonder.

And then resume pillorying Google for ruining the maps, because they have.

Not so FAST: Another discount software broker BOOTED OUT

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Re: Hilton is credited with having run Microsoft’s anti-piracy business.

There is no conflict of interests. It suits his interests perfectly.

Doomed Cassiopeia star was sloshed just before deadly supernova blast

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Re: Pauli Exclusion principle

Here is a handy guide to Neutrino interactions: http://what-if.xkcd.com/73/

'No representation without taxation!' urges venerable tech VC

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Re: We get into problems when.....

In the US, the only time you get all your taxes slightly more than paid back (and trust me, it is slight) is when you are so damn dirt fucking poor you are either homeless or on your way there shortly or rooming with 10 other people in a 2 bed apt.

Or have a annual income of $32,800 with more than three kids, as was the case of a former supervisor of mine. He actually got a 'refund' that exceeded his tax withholdings by $5K.

Given that the median income of the US is ~$44,400, the 'Only a minority pay taxes' is an overstatement, but so is your stance that only the "dirt poor" do not.

Trials of 'Iron Man' military exoskeleton due in June

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"The usual, pick two! you get a tank, a scout or a suicider."

Or in more common terms: You have your Tank, your Scout, and your Glass Cannon.

Home lab operators: Ditch your servers ... now!

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Happy

I've been virtualized for a wee bit now, and agree with Ant Evans - Virtualbox makes it insanely easy. I usually have 1-2 Linux (Mint, Kubuntu, CentOS) servers running in virtual boxen off of a Win7 host on a Toshiba laptop. I did have to max out the RAM for stability when running multiple VMs, it's now running at 16GB and has run 4 VMs, (Plus Windows with SQL Server installed and Oracle installed on the centOS) without choking.

I also really like the networking options between the V.Box VMs allowing for private vLAN, public NAT, etc.; and multiple virtual NICs to tailor the networking of your Servers to your precise need.

For example: a Linux VM with Apache/PHP pulling data for the web from a SQL Server instance installed on the host, and then writing said data to a separate centOS VM with Oracle installed. (Yes, it was ugly, and I do realize *now* that there were faster/easier ways to move the data. But it was fast set-up and I didn't have to pay for conversion software.)

All on a Toshiba L50-class laptop.